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getoutofmytown · 10 months
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Chapter 25: Pretty Women
Suddenly, a putrid smell wafted into his (Harry) nose on the approach to the event room. Harry scrunched his face and pulled his sweater collar to cover his nose and mouth. He proceeded cautiously into the enormous room, sweeping his flashlight to and fro.
Then he saw it, and heard it, and stopped dead in his tracks.
Harry immediately noticed that this was something brand new. A non-person stood dimly bathed in the flashlight’s beam near the other end of the conference hall. The monstrosity had its back to him, swaying listlessly on thin, stringy legs of ripped flesh and pockets of exposed bone. It breathed hard, popping breaths into the corner it faced. One lungful was evidently too much effort for it and the body shook with the force of the following cluster of coughs. Something splashed the ground, then the sticky gasping resumed.
The thing stood in a puddle of black, syrupy ichor collected from the veins of ooze that ran down its gangly, naked body. Anything that could possibly be called skin on its foul body looked to have been carelessly scorched; though now, it was too wet to be crisp. There were patches of grey between the char, thin and light enough to see a root system of green beneath. Every time it hacked, the passion of it spurred more of that liquid nastiness seemingly originating from its head to flow over its knobby, protruding spine and suctioned ribcage. Any of the rips in its soggy husk gave shelter to the dribbles that sought it. On limp arms stripped of its skin like the sleeves cut off from a t-shirt, blood glistened amongst the black slime coating the muscle beneath. The entirety of this crude mockery of a human was wet either by black sap, blood, or.. or, Harry didn’t want to know.
Unsurprisingly, the thing was grotesque - an attribute that went without saying around these parts. Maddeningly, this abomination too kept with the theme of fire and water. But above all that, the first thing Harry had truly noticed was that it was tall. From his standpoint across the floor, he tried to gauge the height despite the creature being hunched over. During his calculations the ogre rocked on its bony legs, another round of coughing turning into dry heaving. The sound engaged Harry’s weak gag reflex and he threw his arm over his mouth to both control and hopefully stifle the noise in time.
The fiend turned its head. Harry caught a look at its profile, then the rest of its foul existence when it twisted its body in his direction. On its revolting head, its features appeared to be melting right off the skull beneath clumps of greasy black hair. Mushy skin drooped from its splotchy brow, weighing down the eye sockets and slouching off the cheekbones. From its open jaw dripped yellowed, diluted pus that bubbled on its rotten teeth whenever it exhaled, making gargled snarls sound like muttering. The horror of it peaked when Harry realized that this thing was supposed to be a woman. Her deflated breasts sagged on her visible rib cage above an enormous belly bulging and sloshing from her midsection, reminding Harry of a water balloon and fit to burst at any moment.
Her attention seemed to be drawn by the flashlight. As she fully faced him, her gurgling became harsher and her dripping brow lowered. Harry immediately clapped his hand over the white glow. He held his breath. The sudden darkness seemed to briefly confuse her, and by the sound of her coarse breathing, she’d lost interest and turned away again.
Harry, as silently as possible, began to back up, slowly turned heel, and quickly fled. He released the beam to guide his way back, and when his feet hit marble, he stopped short to tread more carefully across the floor.
James was as he left him, seated on the steps and absorbed in the old notes. He startled when Harry set a heavy hand on his shoulder and frowned up at him and the universal signal to keep quiet. Harry leaned in close to his ear. “There’s something in the event room down here,” he muttered. “It’s new. We should move somewhere else. If we can avoid it and get out of here in the morning without pissing it off, I think that’d be a really, really good idea.”
commissioned art by Mandy (twitter)
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altschmerzes · 1 year
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always good to remind oneself that it is always an option to simply block and ignore people who are being Weird To You on your posts. it is never necessary to engage. If It Sucks Hit Da Bricks.
#gav gab#sometimes people will invest their entire personality in being pr/osh/ip or whatever#and then they will take any post they can get their hands on and use it to be like#OH SO YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO WRITE FICTION? YOU HATE QUEER PEOPLE?#YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL AND FAKE?#YOU THINK THE HUNGER GAMES MAKES SUZANNE COLLINS A CHILD KILLER?#YOU THINK PEOPLE WHO WRITE TEEN CHARACTERS IN RELATIONSHIPS SHOULD DIE?#and you just gotta look at those people and go#wow! okay! you seem normal! and then you move on#i simply dont have time for people who are gonna leap on any opportunity they can to try and trap me into an argument#about whether or not it is weird for people to be writing hardcore smut about characters who are in middle school#Do Not Start Shit With Me Over This Post#neither pr/osh/ip nor an/ti/sh/ip but a secret third thing#(a person capable of holding nuanced and situation-based opinions who writes a lot of quote unquote 'dark shit')#(but who also thinks that 'chill bro it's fiction you're the purity police youre the fan caps youre a puritan catholic whatever')#(is not a free pass to do whatever you want forever without criticism)#(no people who write a fic that happens to include rape or torture or suicide or whatever aren't monsters or whatever)#(yes people who write uhhhh rpf rape smut about teenage actors or whatever are engaging in seriously fucked up shit they shouldn't be doing)#(NUANCE. CRITICAL THINKING. NOT PRETENDING YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE THINGS. IMAGINE IT!)#like yeah searching out a one sentence personal post i made two months ago to reblog it and accuse me of being some kinda puritan#because it had some vague language (about something not actually related to fic at all - it was abt tagging unreality) that you interpreted#as me expressing distaste for whatever gross shit you take offense at having referred to as 'gross shit'#that's totally normal and chill and non-harassing behaviour#unlike the people you're screaming about in every other post at the speed of light#good job you won being the rational adult here lmfao
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blasphemousxo · 2 months
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For as long as I could remember I had a companion named Baby. She was a teddy bear I got a baby from Osh Kosh B’Gosh. She was white and baby blue pinstriped with a baby blue bow around her neck and on her chest was an embroidered heart that was also baby blue. She was my best friend, I didn’t have very many friends growing up. Probably about 2 or 3 friends. But I had Baby. She went with me everywhere, grandmas house, my dad’s house on the weekends, all the trips my grandparents would take me on. I even would sneak her to school in my backpack. I remember every detail about her. I remember the small tear under one of her arms, the hole in her throat that I believe my grandma patched up for me, and the small glue spot on top of her head. No other toy I connected with so much.
Then one day in July when I was 11, she went missing. We figured I must have dropped her leaving our apartment to go to my grandmas one night. I made missing posters that I hung around my grandmas. My grandma even went dumpster diving at our apartment complex to try and find her. But she was never found. We moved shortly after too. The hope of finding her tucked in a box eventually faded and I accepted she wasn’t coming back. To this day I get misty eyed talking about her.
I spent many, many years searching for a companion like her again. I carried a bear named Buttons that my great grandma gave me. Then it was a Jack Skellington plush doll I got at Disney world. Then a panda my high school girlfriend gave me. But none of them clicked like Baby. When I eventually started making my own money, I really began searching. Buying bears, a lot of the time from Build a Bear, hoping to find the one.
When I was 24 I had that desire came up while I was at work. So in desperation, I went to my local build a bear after work, just to see if I could find someone. They didn’t have anything new, it was December so no real good releases. I spotted the Timeless Teddy, I never liked how they looked on the website but seeing it in person stuffed I thought, I’ll give it a chance. So I picked up my skin and picked out the birthday cake scent and built the bear.
I named him Boris after the line in The Monster Mash, “when you get to my door tell them Boris sent you,” a reference of course to Boris Karloff the original actor for Frankenstein’s monster. I didn’t dress him at first until I ordered a custom Good Guy doll outfit for build a bears. After that, I loved dressing him up in different outfits. Usually he’s in a hoodie or sweater and jeans though. And something just clicked inside me with Boris. After I got him I’d still have the yearning for my companion and buy bears but I always came back to Boris. Even with the new friends I’d get, Boris was still with me. Eventually that desire faded because I realized I found what I was looking for.
He was there for me through some very tough times. He was there while I lived with my abusive ex boyfriend. He was there during my many “grippy sock vacations.” I even sobbed and called my mom when a nurse took him away from me during one of those hospital stays. He knows more about me than anyone. I love everything about him; his matted fur that shows how much love I’ve poured into him, his crooked eyes that I didn’t notice until his fur matted, the comforting way he smells that I can’t tell is from the love I’ve given him or the birthday cake scent still hanging in there or a mix of the two. Even the matted Sherpa fur feels comforting when I rub his little ears or hands.
I still buy bears not in an effort to find a companion though, but because I want them. But most of them I would be fine if I sold or game away or ended up losing somehow. Except Boris. I would be devastated if I lost him. He’s my soul-bear.
I still think of Baby a lot. I know I can never get her back or get back what I had with her. But I can’t help but think maybe she came back to me in a way with Boris. That maybe she led me to him that day. Which I’m sure sounds very silly because these are stuffed animals I’m talking about. But I do believe there’s nothing more powerful than a well loved stuffed animal. Simply from all the love that gets put into them, you bring them to life with that love.
I’m not sure how to end this, I just wanted to share my little story about the bears I love. I hope this resonated with someone at least.
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drawn-on-phone · 8 months
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Current brain rot updates:
I have started building Warhammer Minis and have about a dozen custom armies I want to build.
In no particular order, they are:
1) a space fairing research planet-ship that has turned to piracy to survive and now employs pirates, Clowns, undead mechas, and their edgy cousins to find "ancient booty" (read: archileologically rich, but monetarily worthless).
2) an alien hivemind that has copied the way other species create soul jars to survive death so they the hivemind can have a little extra fuel for its buffet trip through the universe
3) Another version of the hivemind that uplifts a religious cult of hybrids it uses to weaken the planet. This specific version, Dr. Moreau body-horrors the hybrids into traditional murder monsters.
4) WEREOLF VAMPIRES
5) Poor bastards that were killed by magic living tree and got souls trapped in said trees. So now they exist as half undead zombies half life magic tree people. Everyone hates them.
6) Magic cannibals who usually work for the bad guys decided to go good. They still eat people and convert people into magic cannibals by their mere presence, but their aim is to only eat the bad guys the good people point them at. Basically, "we have accepted we are evil bastards, so let's be evil bastards pointed in a generally good-osh direction"
I have more but I need to sleep...
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honourablejester · 1 year
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5e Homebrew Masterlist
A masterlist for most of my homebrew stuff so far.
Homebrew Subclasses
Artificer
Fleshweaver (Updated)
Barbarian
Path of the Whaler
Bard
College of Righteousness
Cleric
Darkness Domain
Fate Domain
Lunar Domain
Pelagic Domain
Druid
Circle of Ash, Blood and Bone
Circle of the City
Circle of the Ice
Paladin
Oath of the Outsider
Ranger
Stormborn
Rogue
Starsworn
Sorcerer
Astral Sorcery
Blood Sorcery
Ley Conduit
Warlock
Patron: Myconid Great Meld
Wizard
School of the Seeker
Homebrew Backgrounds
Gravedigger
Lighthouse Keeper
Herbalist
Functionary
Spelljammer Backgrounds
Spelljammer Lightkeeper of the Luminous Order
Homebrew Races/Lineages
Amalthean
Knocker
Racial Hybrids
Osh Derrinalina Subraces
Osh Derrinalina Weavers
Vitreous Remnants
Yves (Reincarnated Tree People)
Settings/Setting Elements
Osh Derrinalina: Land of the Lightless Sea
Domain of Dread: Harrow’s Rock
Domain of Dread: Erdelaur
Homebrew Deity Masterlist
Walking the Dark Road: Temple of Nuissas
The Legend of Miirikjilinth: The Bone Mother
The Kraken Brides of Ketan Point
Dragons of the Scholomance
Spelljammer Faction: The Telleril Conclave
Spelljammer Concepts: Here, Here
Faction: The Iron Carillon
Mysterious Junk Peddler NPCs
Thoughts for a Green Dragon Accidental City Planner
Villainous Druids
Dead Gods: Spelljammer Campaign Idea
Thought for a Draconic Ravenloft Darklord
Homebrew Monsters
Aigul
Astral Lepidopteran
Celestial Ooze
Iceheart
Jubbuko
Languorlon
Wake Dragon
Witness
Yllora the Starmaiden
Homebrew Magic Items
Homebrew Deity Artefacts: Iletal’s Ring, Assorted Artefacts, The Silent Toll, Salt Marks of Iskuur, Moon Door Handle, Khitim’s Tooth, Light of Truth, Green Flame Chalice
Other Items: Crimson Crozier, Moss Cloak, Gleamkey & Gloamshield, Bells & Lanterns, Irish Mythology Items, Spelleater/Sword of Leah, Symbiotic Tendril, Magical Junk,  Doorkeeper’s Chatelaine, Moonfire Crown, Star of Selune, Animal Items, Lodestone Boots, Ranged Weapons, Cursed Gems, Judgement, Magical Instruments, Potions, Obsidian Items, Penitent Shield, Magical Clothing, Faerun Deity Items, Three Weapons, Marrowmire Kit, Troublesome Teapot, The Viscous Rings, Grave Knight’s Regalia
Homebrew Spells
Poison & Acid Spells, Bouncing Bubble, Soporific Sphere, Ice Spells, Divine Rebuke, 3 Damage Cantrips
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marvelfracturedrpg · 2 months
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TAKEN  -  EOIN
RACE – Mutant
POWER /ABILITY – Biokinesis
OCCUPATION – healer , without occupation
“I feel like I’ve only scratched the surface of what I can do… and it scares me what I might be capable of."
Once upon a time
osh was born the same year that the anti-mutant bill almost came to pass. His parents were loving and kind but detested the ‘dangerous monsters’ that could destroy the world. They surrounded themselves with people who were like-minded and raised their third-born son to see mutants the same way they did. Josh, even as a little boy, loved to please and followed his parents’ instructions to the letter. He went to school, made friends with other students his parents approved of, joined the sports teams they told him too and did everything they asked of him. He was their golden child, no matter how strict they were he didn’t disappoint. And despite how stressed he often was by these expectations, he was happy; his parents loved him, his brothers loved him, he was popular in school and in the top five percent of all his classes. Life was busy, but it was good.
To please his parents further following the terrorist attack at the white house he attended several anti-mutant rallies and even went as far as joining a more militant group called ‘The Reavers.’ While protesting against mutants a fight broke out and when he tried to stem the bleeding in a friend’s wounded leg he ended up healing the wound entirely. Disgusted, the Reavers turned on him and attacked. Josh fled home to the parents he loved… the parents who showed him nothing but disdain and rejection now, they disowned him. With nowhere left he could go, Josh ended up at the Xavier Institute. He wasn’t there long before an incident with Wolfsbane left him mortally wounded; luckily, he was able to heal himself with one side-effect: his skin turned gold. Now, an even more obvious mutant, Josh found it even harder to accept what he was and the place he was in.
Josh was in New York during the Skrull invasion. His goal was to help any injured civilians and heroes, but disaster struck. When the National Guard turned and began shooting at them, Josh was fatally struck and killed. At least, momentarily. Josh woke up in a fugue state and killed the Skrull Steve Rogers with a single touch. Nick Fury carefully brought him back and gave him to Charles Xavier at the X-Mansion where he was kept under observation until the mutants can find a way to help him.
Josh eventually came back to himself but the trauma of his death and his fear of his powers proved to be too much. One evening, he left the school, taking nothing and telling no one. He’s spent the almost eight years living as part of a secluded sect of Buddhist monks in Japan. News of Clint’s capture and Zemo’s resurrection reached even him though, and have been enough to cause his return to the life he wanted to leave behind.
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roottonki · 1 year
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Aika online achivement quests in traband
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The H-10 later found a new home among smugglers and backrocket planetary governments. l 0 One of several models of Sienar troop transports used by the Empire before the ad­ vent of the Lambda-class shuttle.It's an energyfield created by all living things. The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. ISBN 978♰♳45-47763♷ Printed in the United States of America on acid-free paper 987654321 First Edition Interior design by Michaelis/Carpelis Design Associates, Inc. DEL REv is a registered trademark and the Del Rey colophon is a trademark o f Random House, Inc. Published in the United States by Del Rey, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York. SANSWEET & PABLO HIDALGO AND BoB VITAS & DANIEL WALLACE WITH CHRIS CASSIDY, MARY FRANKLIN & ] osH KusH INSĪll Rights Rese.rved. Enormous swords and menacing double scythes give a satisfying sense of power. That is if you get far enough into the game to drop all your lousy noob equipment before giving up.STEPHEN]. Your character is notably fantastic looking. Fairies look majestic and mystical, floating cloaked enemies are mysterious, and guards are modeled well. After all, who cares about the map you're running around on when you don't see it again after an hour or two. The same care applied to modeling the universe is evident through the sharp character models. Most MMORPG's struggle to create an immersive world. Grand castles, distant landscapes, beautiful sunsets, and all manner of interesting architecture bring Aika Online's world to life. Every once in a while you're privileged to a bit of deep backstory and begin to care about what’s going on, and you understand why you should care about the world. A surprising level of detail goes into describing objects and places, giving the impression that developers sought to give players a reason to explore. But, the map is a different story, quite literally in fact. I groaned while watching pseudo cutscenes littered with clichés, following a formula of: a pleasantry, a problem, transitioning into an overblown reaction, and ending with a mismatched farewell. There is a quirky tongue-in-cheekiness about the presentation that made me both sigh and laugh at the same time. The dialogue between characters fails to weave a grand tale but it’s not too bad. Large Scale PvP - join one of five warring factions and participate in large scale PvP with up to one-thousand players fighting at once.Amusing Dialogue - NPC conversations are both engaging and entertaining, leading to humorous interactions.Pran Pet System - raise a human-fairy companion through adulthood, that evolves based on how you treat them.Great Modeling - explore an expansive world and discover unique characters with visually appealing designs.Variety of Classes - six different classes to play, with a wide variety of skills to ensure each play through is different.Raise your Pran from a child to adulthood and along the way she will change based on how you treat her. But you don't have to go alone, take a companion known as a Pran with you on your many adventures. Pick from half a dozen different classes and a significant amount of unique abilities to reign over both other players and fierce monsters. When not participating in the Nation Wars, players can complete over a thousand quests, raise a pet, craft, and conquer dungeons in the enormous world of Arcan. Wrestle for territorial control with other nations and complete a variety of missions. Participate in massive battleground fights between hundreds of players to obtain magical artifacts. Aika Online is a PvP-focused MMORPG developed by JoyImpact.
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ohsehunpai · 5 years
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sehun x monster #happysehunday
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Osh
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erisdoodle · 6 years
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Lucky One🍀Sehun.
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baekberrie · 6 years
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source: @baekberrie
Just some very dramatic ps edits i made of some of the members. what do you think? :3
P.S I don’t own the pictures I edited so full cr. to owners!
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getoutofmytown · 2 years
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Chapter 18: Working As Intended
The men followed a trail of slowly closing doors. They charged across the hall overseeing the foyer and through to the east wing. Harry seized the vertical bar handle as the door to the guest rooms almost shut and flung it open. James ducked past him to be the first at the bend, and the author staggered after him. They studied the blackened hall, Harry catching his breath and the resident unmoved by the dash.
The combined power of the flashlights weren’t enough. In Silent Hill the dark worked differently, but in this particular instance it felt denser, and controlled. It devoured the cones meant to improve the field of vision and compacted them into tight circles. They crept guardedly down the stretch. Step by step the morphed spotlights cast menacing shadows across the back of a girl facing the solitary window.
One of the beams shuddered over her. The little girl wore her thick blonde hair in a high ponytail gathered by a hot pink scrunchie. The tail hung to her shoulders, brushing the snug blue plaid dress pulled over a pale pink knit sweater. She stood unevenly on a pair of feet that were missing a mate to a pink Mary Jane shoe, ending the mystery of her odd stride, and so exposed the dirty sole of the white socks that reached her calves.
James heard Harry’s breath hitch and hollow. The sight of the girl affected them both. James maintained his composure, and subconsciously, noticed his ward’s restraint had gotten better. Good. He depended on Harry’s will to keep it together.
Neither wanted to get too close. They stopped a collective four rooms away; close enough to engage, and edging the best distance for an escape. As though sensing the tension over her shoulder the girl rotated, revealing features that both men did, and didn’t, recognize. She smiled. “You’re really bad at hide and seek,” she cheerfully reprimanded as she swiveled side to side. “ I thought I was gonna have to make it easier. Next time you get stuck like that just call ‘olly-olly-oxen-free,’ okay? It gets really boring if you can’t use your brains.”
She proved to be a sassy little punk and her voice came sweeter than candy. For each man she gave a unique, cruel gift: the individual experience of hearing her words and tone in the perfect imitation of the little girls they once knew. It kept them shocked and silent. The child stopped her fidgeting, and her smile quickly vanished, then brightly returned. “Thank you for bringing me here,” she chirped, striking jolts of fear into her pursuer’s hearts. “I’m having a really great time with you.” Her voice welded the two distinct renditions of two different girls. Her ensuing call shifted the corridor into a reverberation chamber, converting tangled noise into a thunderous growl.
From James’s damp hair ushered the first beads of water, and knotted anguish forced a full-body, lasting shiver in Harry.
They heard their names. They heard them simultaneously clear as day and as an impure mash. The radio in James’s pocket earnestly gasped to life, and its too-belated warning did nothing to move them. Narrowed beams from their flashlights wildly strobed across the scourged child and witnessed a faithless transfiguration.
From head to toe her appearance rapidly cycled through no one and everyone. The father and murderer confronted their merged lifetimes of women whose lives had somehow impacted their own, and were projected as the little girls they formerly were. It didn’t matter if their childhood had been foreign to them or not. She was all of them instantaneously, and in her dizzying carousel of strangers and familiars, James and Harry independently recognized every single one they knew.
commissioned work by @heather-garland
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slayergroupie0128 · 4 years
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K-pop Mafia Au Fic Recs
These are my favorites and I hope everyone will love them as much as I do. 💋💋
https://kpurereactions.tumblr.com/post/167037261699/she-boss-part-1
https://xjoonchildx.tumblr.com/post/625847201205239808/guilty-knj-x-reader-chapter-two-incheon-mall
https://justanotherbtsbitch.tumblr.com/post/183325409131/save-me-2
https://smileyoongle.tumblr.com/post/186580639633/deception-a-kim-namjoon-mafia-au
https://kpopfanfictrash.tumblr.com/post/189026491961/heathens
https://missfluffywriter.tumblr.com/post/622689192995127296/purple-irises-i-mafia-park-jimin-x-reader
https://cait-with-luv.tumblr.com/post/190596518770/jjk-soul-ink-chapter-12
https://xiumin-on-this-shit.tumblr.com/post/158294150501/i-am-an-alpha-ch-7-yixing
https://marshmallow-phd.tumblr.com/post/181878086600/sins-of-the-father
https://kpurereactions.tumblr.com/post/164262819904/im-yours-part-4
https://baekwell--tart.tumblr.com/post/181654186996/trauma-mini-masterlist-this-gif-was-made
https://marshmallow-phd.tumblr.com/post/184932714690/secret-in-his-eyes-mini-masterlist
https://wowiejimin.tumblr.com/post/169255735047/wowiejimin-safe-chapter-list
https://velvetsehun.tumblr.com/post/186164582306/born-to-die-osh-masterlist
https://dreaminghaos.tumblr.com/post/172627821183/gods-monsters-part-i-sehun
https://blogleands.tumblr.com/post/623935621514313728/the-mafias-queen-m-02
https://taegdcl1018.tumblr.com/post/159245388413/3-billion-dollars-part-6-g-dragon-mafiaau
https://softykooky.tumblr.com/post/621500396923502592/sanctuary-mpost
https://oh-so-scenarios.tumblr.com/post/188197943882/%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%E1%B4%87-s%E1%B4%87%CA%80%E1%B4%87%C9%B4%E1%B4%85%C9%AA%E1%B4%98%C9%AA%E1%B4%9B%CA%8F-%E1%B4%8F%D2%93-%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%C9%AA%C9%B4%C9%A2s-05
https://violet-epiphany.tumblr.com/post/623682420426915840/put-a-pepperoni-on-my
https://xjoonchildx.tumblr.com/post/623492889884950529/guarded-jhs-x-reader-epilogue
https://taetaewonderland.tumblr.com/post/612347715955867648/the-bird-cage
https://severetimetravelnerd.tumblr.com/post/624833826579939328/hatred-and-love-ft-g-dragon-mafia-au
https://marshmallow-phd.tumblr.com/post/181498241920/the-beauty-and-the-tragedy-mini-masterlist
https://minniepetals.tumblr.com/post/188348663207/when-the-rain-gets-rough
https://crazy4myself.tumblr.com/post/623634884707106816/no-harm-list-masterlist
https://biaswreckingfics.tumblr.com/post/614785617051648000/no-limits-masterlist
https://yoongiandchiminie.tumblr.com/post/163261649850/addicted-mafia-soulmate-au-part-1
https://sugadaddy-min.tumblr.com/post/179209114115/blood-sweat-tears
https://kpopisthereasonihavenolife.tumblr.com/post/179044225922/retracted-claws-01
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atsumusc0ck · 3 years
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Trick or Treat!
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You got: Trick (I think it’s a treat...)
content: some innuendos 
masterlist
i found this AWFUL book of halloween “jokes” the other day...I bought it..here are haikyu characters as jokes from the book...
Asahi
How do goblins keep their feet dry?
They wear ghoul-oshes
Bokuto
What do you call a really big pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Akaashi
How was the pumpkin feeling before being picked?
“Vine, thank you”
Tanaka 
What did the cowboy say to the werewolf who ate his dog?
“Well dog-gone!”
Yamamoto 
Ghoul: I can lift a monster with one hand!
Goblin: bet you can’t!
Ghoul: find me a monster with one hand!
Osamu
Who led the pumpkins to the supermarket?
The pie piper
Lev 
Why did the monster fall asleep on the bicycle?
It was two tired
Kageyama
How do you say “cyclops” in German?
Cyclops in german
Matsukawa
“The funeral car has a flat and there’s no spare in the trunk” the driver said tirelessly
Atsumu
If you rearrange the letters in “frankenstein” you get “ten freaks inn”
(wink wonk)
Tendou 
Why didn’t the mummy go to the party?
He was tied up
Makki
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Weed
Weed who?
Weed better get away from the zombies!
Ennoshita
What did the skeleton couple open at the bank?
A joint account!
Kuroo
Person one: wow! This cemetery is HUGE. I wonder how many dead people are in it?
Person two: all of them
Daichi 
What was the gravediggers favorite clue in a crossword puzzle?
6 down,
Kenma
What's the best way to find a haunted house?
Empty
Iwaizumi  
What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
Daddy
Sugawara 
What happened when the wizard misbehaved at school?
He was ex-spelled
Fukunaga
Who’s the most famous warlock detective?
Warlock holmes
Tsukki
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because they croak every night
Sakusa 
What does the hunchback of notre dame do every morning?
Gargoyle with mouthwash
Yachi 
Why do people yell “spiiiiiiiider!”
Because it has 8 eyes
Gao 
Salesman: this new book can help your husband get ahead
Monster wife: thanks, but he already has two
Yaku (@ Lev)
What’s ugly, green, and has wheels?
You. i lied about the green and wheels.
Goshiki
Did you hear what they said about the monster with 4 legs?
His pants fit like a glove!
(wink wonk)
Suna
How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense?
 I’ll tell ya later.
Hinata
Where did the ghost go for vacation?
The boo-hamas 
Oikawa
Alienation:
A country where aliens live!
Halloween day will get the real series finally!
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ede917 · 3 years
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I thought I would post all my lantern self inserts together and give a little backstory for each. They were inspired heavily by 'With This Ring' from sufficient velocity, meaning each of the si's are the same person split up and sent to different dc continuities.
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First off is the Red Lantern. He shows up in Young Justice without a ring (the only one where this is the case) and is captured by Cadmus and used as a test subject for Blockbuster. He joins the young justice team but after the split by Klarion and the snowstorm caused by Vertigo ends up with a lot of kids dying, he finally loses it and is recruited by Dex-starr. He then goes on a rampage as his friends and former teammates try to stop him.
He was actually supposed to be a blue lantern when I first started this, losing hope and replacing it with a red ring, but when I started coming up with more lanterns I wanted each corps to be in it's own continuity. So blue lantern gets replaced with blockbuster.
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Second is Orange Lantern. He ends up in the Justice League: Gods and Monsters movie and joins that version of the justice league. When the events of the movie occur he's the first to learn about the villains plan and decides to mind control him and high Jack it, using the world wide telepathic link to install himself as the God Emperor of Humanity. Eventually he would go on to conquer the Earths of other parallel universes which brings him into conflict with the other lantern si's.
This was originally supposed to be Yellow Lantern's continuity but I realized this movie had the best opportunity for Orange to actually win so they were switched.
(Original sketch was bothering me, I like this one more.)
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Third is Yellow Lantern. He ends up in the Justice League Animated universe; unfortunately for him though, he appears on Apokolips. Darkseid enslaves him and forces him to be Kalibak's keeper for the evulz. The tattoo on his forehead burns him when he disobeys (or when they feel like it) and he gets his ass beat by new gods and superheroes alike. He's finally freed when Orange Lantern conquers his universe and makes Yellow his lieutenant.
As I said before, this was originally going to be Orange lantern's continuity. Yellow was going to be in Gods and Monsters; his status as a league member inspiring fear and his own fear of his teammates empowering his ring but I couldn't think where else to go with that. His fear of Darkseid on the other hand would work just as well with empowering him so I switched him with Orange.
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In the middle we have Green Lantern in the Legion of Superheroes cartoon. I'll admit, his story isn't as flushed out as the others; so far all I have is that he was the only hero to survive the Great Crisis (since I don't read comics I'm just going to assume it was Darkseid's war on the universe) by hiding the Green Central Power Battery and going into stasis with it. He wakes up in the future and as the oldest and most experienced hero, he becomes the Grandmaster of the Legion of Superheroes.
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Next we have Blue Lantern. Like Green, his story isn't very flushed out either. He is in the Justice Lesgue War movies universe. He teams up with John Constantine fighting demons, learning thaumatergy to make up for his Blue ring's lack of offensive options. That's what leads him to becoming an angel. I don't know how exactly yet. Like I said it hasn't been flushed out. As I write this though I'm thinking maybe he takes Gabriel's place after his fall.
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After him we have Indigo Lantern. Wasn't happy with my first drawing of him so I did it again. He actually ends up in both the Injustice League video game and the Mortal Kombat game. He appears after the events of the first game and joins Batman's team of rookies with Blue Beetle and Firestorm. After beating Brainiac, he ends up in the Mortal Kombat universe just after the 9th game. He does humanitarian work on Outworld before being recruited by Khotal Khan to overthrow Mileena, at which point he's adopted by the Osh Tekk and becomes one of Khotal's trusted advisors.
(Finally got a sketch for this I half way like)
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Finally we have Violet Lantern. Like I said in his first post, when I made the character I was under the false impression that only women could use Violet rings. So I made it that he was turned physically into a woman through mysterious circumstances. By the time I learned otherwise, I was too invested in the story to change it. He appears in the Teen Titans cartoon and as the token adult of the group assumes the role of team mom (I prefer the team mom trope over the team dad, regardless of gender). He gives advice and support when he needs to and his love for 'his kids' empowers his ring. When defending Raven from Slade and his army, he was very badly burned on his right side and thus required cybernetic replacements.
And that's all of them! I really had fun drawing these and I hope I will get around to writing their stories but I seriously doubt it.
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sehunicorne · 7 years
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this look slayed me and i know it slayed you too [d-12]
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