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silvyysthings · 1 month

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I love them

#timothée chalamet #zendaya #oscars 2022

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bluetintcore · 2 years

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nsfw alphabet ᥫ᭡ patrick bateman.

synopsis ˒ in which i walk you through the ropes of sex with our favorite psychopath!

pairings ˒ patrick bateman x fem!reader.

warnings ˒ SMUT; pure filth; mentions of murder; mentions of knife and blood play; mentions of bondage; mentions of cheating; mentions of an axe; i think that may be it!

word count ˒ 1,4k

note from me ˒ thats my leg btw ;) creds to gif owner!

a = aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

first of all, he’s smart and he knows what women want. he knows that they want to be loved and treated after sex, so he’d do just that to keep you whipped. he’d run you a nice bath and he’d even join you if you wanted. he’d wash your hair and body and he’d press loving kisses to your neck while doing so. he’d even carry you back to bed.

b = body part (his favorite body part of his and yours)

patrick is a little overly cocky, he knows he’s attractive. so if we’re being honest he really doesn’t feel he has any flaws, but if he had to choose his favorite body part would probably be his arms. he loves how defined his muscles look, he often finds himself flexing into any mirror he comes in contact with. he’s obsessed with himself.

on you, it’d have to be your thighs. he’s a big thigh guys. he loves how smooth they are and how your muscles flex when you walk; never fails to make him yearn for you. while fucking you, his go to to grab would be your thighs so support him. your thighs are his main hype man ngl.

c = cum (anything to do with cum)

he really likes to cum inside you. he just thinks it’s so warm and comforting. but he’ll honestly cum anywhere you want him to. your face, your belly, thighs, etc. but his all time favorite is inside.

d = dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)

he has 1000% fantasized about murdering you mid sex. like he’d be fucking you and then out of nowhere he’d pull out an axe and go all psycho on you. of course, that’s a secret for a reason. you’d never know that.

e = experienced (how experienced is he? does he know what he’s doing?)

oh abso-fucking-lutely. this man is a total fucking womanizer. he knows exactly how to charm and hit all the right spots because he’s hit them many times before on other women.

f = favorite position (goes without saying)

surprisingly, he really enjoys missionary. he likes to look into your eyes so he knows he’s making you feel good; it’s something of a confidence booster for him. but he also really likes giving you back shots. however, he’d be open to trying any position.

g = goofy (is he more serious in the moment? humorous? etc.)

he’s serious. you would never catch this man cracking a joke during intimate times. in fact, if you even cracked a joke he’d probably look at you like you just said the most terrible thing. he doesn’t think sex should equal humor, and he prefers to be serious. and he would like it if you were serious too.

h = hair (how well groomed is he? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think even before he met you he’d be big on being completely shaved down there. having a ton of hair makes him feel dirty (not that it is). so 99.9% of the time he would keep himself completely smooth.

i = intimacy (how is he during the moment? is he romantic?)

he can be, if he really loved you. most of the time he prefers to keep his mouth shut BUT if you’re lucky he may call you beautiful and tell you how amazing you feel. but that’s on a good day.

j = jerk off (masturbation headcanon)

you know, i don’t see him being the biggest masturbator. if he was horny, he’d come to you. if you didn’t want sex, he’d find someone who did; it’s as simple as that. but don’t be sad, at least you were his first option!

k = kink (one or more of his kinks)

obviously bondage. he’d love having you tied up and helpless as he had his way with you. he’s also into knife play and blood, ironically. as said before, if you weren’t comfortable with this he wouldn’t force you; because he’d find someone else who would.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

he’d be okay with anywhere in his apartment. his bed, his couch, as long as he’s comfortable he doesn’t really care. to be completely honest, i don’t even think he’d have sex anywhere other than his apartment. anytime the two of you go out it’s always “let’s go back to MY apartment”. guess he just feels more comfortable there.

m = motivation (what turns him on?)

you getting hit on by other men. obviously you can’t help that and he knows it, but it’s the feeling of one upping those men that want you. after all, he’s the one fucking you every night; not them. so anytime you two are out and about if you get hit on he immediately wants sex.

n = no (something he wouldn’t do)

be submissive. during sex he is ALWAYS the dominant one. i feel like being submissive would absolutely obliterate his ego and that would seriously fuck with his head. so, if you’re a switch sorry about your luck because you’re a soon to be permanent sub.

o = oral (preference on giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he prefers receiving but he would never dismiss going down on you. he’s amazing at it, too. however when going down on you he’d never let you finish, he’d have you so close but right before you cum he’d stop and say, “i still have to fuck you.”

p = pace (is he fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

never in a million years would patrick bateman have slow and sensual sex. he doesn’t like sex if it isn’t his way and that’s rough and fast. MAYBE on your anniversary he’d be soft and sweet but probably not even then.

your relationship with patrick revolves around him let’s be real.

q = quickie (his opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

they’re not his favorite. but since he doesn’t go outside of his apartment for sex, he’d never really have to worry about them.

r = risk (is he okay with experimenting? does he take risks?)

as long as it doesn’t completely beat up his ego, he’ll do it for you. it’s the least he can do. surprisingly, as much as he may fantasize about hurting you, he never actually would. he might try spanking, but that’s as far as he’d take it.

s = stamina (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)

he can go about 5-6 rounds throughout the night, 3-5 on a bad day. he usually lasts about 25-30 minutes.

t = toys (does he own toys? how much does he use them? on you or him?)

i don’t really think he’d be a big toy guy, honestly. he’s all about you and him intimacy, not a toy. probably laugh in your face if you brought it up to him. he may use a vibrator on you, but that’d be it.

u = unfair (how much does he like to tease?)

he does tease you, but not for a very long time. he’ll tease you for the first few minutes of being intimate and then he’ll stop and just fuck you. mostly because i think he gets extremely needy too.

v = volume (how loud is he? what kind of noises does he make, etc.)

not a moaner at all. he’s too focused on what he’s doing to put effort into making noises. when he’d cum he’d let out a groan, but other than that he’s mostly silent other then loud pants.

w = wild card (random headcanon)

while he may not be the most vocal person during sex, he loves hearing you talk dirty to him. like tell him how good he feels and how nobody else could ever fuck you this good and he’d be absolutely over the moon. it always got him in a good mood and going.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s BIG. he’s about 6 inches while he’s soft but 8 when he’s fully hard. it’s pretty thick too, and a long vein runs under the bottom and comes up just on the top of his shaft running over his tip. it’s pretty perfect ngl

y = yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

excruciatingly high. you’re always in constant pain because this man never gives you a break (with your consent ofc). he has to have sex with you at least once a day or he has a hard time functioning. so dramatic patty

z = zzz (how quickly does he fall asleep afterwards?)

he always waits until you fall asleep until he decides to go to bed. it’s kinda creepy, but you never asked about it. so after you go to bed, he’d follow right after you.

#patrick bateman #patrick bateman x reader #patrick bateman imagine #patrick bateman smut #patrick bateman headcanon #christian bale #christian bale x reader #christian bale imagine #christian bale smut #christian bale headcanon #slasher x reader #slasher imagine #slasher headcanon #slasher smut #oscars 2022

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randomluck-ofthe-universe · 1 month

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.. someone knew fuckin well what he was doing that night.. and someone was on fire that night...

together in the same place.. at the same time... and there was no way anyone could do anything to stop them.

the heart wants what the heart wants.. and fuck 'em all.

#oscars 2022 ❤️

#timothée chalamet #armie hammer #oscars 2022

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callmebyyournamephoto · 1 month

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Timothée Chalamet on the red carpet of the 94th Oscars at the Dolby Theatre - March 27, 2022

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #2022 #oscars 2022 #oscar

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peachymetimmy · 26 days

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“Okay great”

Credit by @timotheechalamet_fann1 via TikTok

#timothée chalamet #cmbyn #wonka #wonka movie #london2023 #bones and all #milan 2022 #london 2022 #oscars 2022 #dune part two #south korea 2024 #paris 2023 #venice 2022 #vff 2022

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choupistickfaitdesbetises · 1 month

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Oscars 2022… The day when the myth “They don't want to be in the same place at the same time because they hate each other.” fell.

Same place, same time, yes and same vibes too !

#timothée chalamet #armie hammer #charmie #oscars 2022

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silver-soul00 · 1 year

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The animation world will always be grateful for the product you created with the rest of your staff!

Because animation IS NOT A FUCKING GENRE FOR KIDS ONLY and I hope the humiliation at last year's Oscars is not repeated!

Praise Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson!

Praise animation!

#guillermo del toro #pinocchio #animation #oscars 2022

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elennemigo · 1 year

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Benedict Cumberbatch´s year in review ✧ 2022.

"... your support (Sophie's) , your honesty, searing at times as it is, your style, your grace, your beauty, your generosity, and your love are extraordinary. And I’m just, I’m really enjoying this, but it wouldn’t be half the ride if I was on my own without you, that it is with you together, we’ve created an amazing, amazing family of three extraordinary little human beings. ... they’re amazing. They’re amazing...So thank you for keeping me grounded boys. I love you so much... you are my little stars and I adore you... I should say thank you to the fans as well. I thank you all for following me on this journey.... Lots of love. Good night. Goodbye. Au revoir. “

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icedsodapop · 3 months

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It's been 2 years and comedians are still taking the piss out of Will Smith for slapgate. They never stop talking about slapgate becos it lends credibility to their weird victimhood/martyr complex.

I find this so hypocritical. If asshole comedians are so afraid of being bitchslapped by their audience members, maybe they should stop joking about domestic abuse victims. 🙄

#chris rock supports depp just so yall know #will smith #slapgate #domestic abuse #abuse apologism #fuck comedians #misogyny #sexism #anti chris rock #oscars 2022

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destiny-slayer · 2 years

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#monica barbaro #vanity fair #oscars 2022 #phoenix #natasha trace #top gun maverick #op #my gifs

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silvyysthings · 4 months

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#timothée chalamet #oscars 2022

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world-of-celebs · 9 months

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Kiernan Shipka attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 27, 2022 in Beverly Hills, California.

#kiernan shipka #cute celebrities #vanity fair #oscars 2022 #hot celebs #stunning #beauty #actress #celebrities

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lackadaisycal-art · 1 year

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