Map of the Catholic Diocese of Orlando, as of the 1st of January 2024
This seems odd but it's true. According to the 1917 Code of Canon Law, newly discovered territory is placed under the ecclesiastical jurisdiction of the port of departure, which means that following the 1969 Moon Landing, which was based out of the Diocese of Orlando, the moon is a part of this diocese. The current Bishop of the Moon is His Excellency John Gerard Noonan, who is a Limerick man.
“Gentlemen. I find it strange. You are poets, each one of you and speak of your muse in the feminine. And yet you appear to feel neither tenderness nor respect towards your wives, nor towards females in general.”