Pocket Sand - Episode 2: THE TURKEY-ADVENTURE.
*Shikari, Hero, and Roti are all in a group somewhere in the Pocket.
Hero: <. . . So I then I started throwing out all of the slurs I could think of at this guy until they disconnected.
Then I fell off of a cliff and died.
Real fun stuff.
Shikari: . . .Why dXd you fXXl the need tX sXy thXs???
Roti: I'm so, very confused. . .
*Rustflare then appears out of nowhere
Rustflare: *Dramatic entrance* GUYS. I HAVE AN IDEA.
Shikari: Oh. . .YXU. . .
Hero: <Oh jeEEz not this dude. . .
Rustflare: LISTEN. I REALIZED A FLAWLESS WAY WE COULD FIX ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS IN LIFE!
*Roti started cowering in the corner*
Shikari, grabbing for her blade: TXll us whXle you stXll have vXcal Cords, FRXXK.
Rustflare: *Turns around dramatically* WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!
Shikari: . . .What the f-
Rustflare: AND THEN WE'RE GONNA KILL SIGMABIRD5001!!!
Shikari: . . .
Hero: <HOLY SHIIII-
Roti: W-what's, going on???-
Shikari: FXNALLY! AN ACTUXLLY GXXD IDXA OUT XF YOUR STXPID MXUTH!
Rustflare: *Smugly turns around* I KNOW. GENIUS, ISN'T IT?
Roti: Ummm. . .I, Don't know about that guys. . .
Hero: <BRO. I'VEe BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY THAT!!!
Rustflare: HEAR ME OUT: BERDLY SUCKS-
Hero and Shikari: We're in.
Roti: W-what??? Y-you're just, gonna kill Berdly like that???
Rustflare: WHY OF COURSE.
Shikari: I cXn finXlly stXb that BXTCH. . .
Hero: <And I can finally get a singular kill.
*An awkward silence falls among the group*
Rustflare: DON'T WORRY. THIS PLAN IS COMPLETELY FOOLPROOF
AND ALL WE NEED TO DO IS BREAK SPACE TIME.
Hero: <. . .Welp. Thanks for nothing you little cu-
Shikari: I knXw someXne who cXn help wXth thXt.
Roti: I-I can't believe you all are,
so Adamant on k-killing Berdly like that. . .
Shikari: Why wXuldn't we bX by nXw?
Roti: . . .I-I stand, corrected. . .
*Timeskip to five minutes later*
Rustflare: *turns arm into a sniper and loads it* ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE.
Shikari: I HXTE THXT I HXD TO GXT STXCK WXTH YOU,
EVXN IF WX ARE KXLLING BXRDLY.
Rustflare: I'VE GOT EYES ON THE TARGET:
HE'S NOT LASTING TILL SUNRISE. THAT'S FOR SURE.
Shikari: CXn yXu just CXN IT?
Rustflare: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Roti: Ummmmm, guys. . .
Shikari: WhXt is it, RXti?
Roti: I'm still not, s-sure about the whole,
killing Berdly thing. . .
Shikari: There yXu go agXin with thX SympXthy. . .
How PXthetic. . .
Roti: . . .Well, I've been,
Thinking. . .
M-maybe killing Berdly in the past,
Isn't the, b-best idea for us?
Shikari: . . .WhXt's that sXpposed to mean?
Roti: Like, If we killed him in the p-present, we would still be killing him. . .
But in the past, he won't b-be able to make us. . .
He won't be able to write c-cringy fanfiction or m-make bad games. . .
Cause he'll be dead. . .
And then we'll be dead. . .
And then everyone's dead. . .
Rustflare: . . .I SEE YOU'RE POINT.
*lowers sniper arm*
WITH EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS OF THOUGHT, THIS PLAN WAS:
STUPID AS #!%$
Shikari: . . .
*Shikari takes a breath to steady herself before knealing down to get on Roti's level*
MXybe yXu're rXght, kXd. BXTCH, cXll off the attXck.
Rustflare: ALRIGHT, I-
*Sudden realization*
WAIT.
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
OH NO.
Shikari: . . .WXIT.
*Hero comes flying down, propelled towards Berdly by the power of a rocket laucher she had for some reason.*
Hero: <I AM A GODDESS OF DEeeaaAAATH!!!1!
Everyone else: OH GOD NO!!!
-End of Episode 2-
Credits:
Shikari by: @mercair
Hero by: @goo-dripley-art
Roti by: @followerex
Rustflare by: Me!
-Best Regards, Jackal.
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Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Koethe... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you play guitar riffs and strike fear innto your enemies eyes. Your angelic voice, and that Nabokov-esque lyricism. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had to grow up in Ohio, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great husband and friend, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you may one day stop making music. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember your first album and how deeply the lyrics touched me and it felt like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you return with The Bean Song, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return to the stage like you used to with 48 Hours Strong. Then alas, you did, my sweet baby boy came to Mahalls. March was a hard month for us that year baby, but in April you made history happen. You posted This Old Sin and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king sing these beautiful words, "Time won't wrong this right!" Not only have you changed the music industry and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Koethe. 🥰💚🫶🏾
I'm gonna write fanfiction about you two.
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