Tagged by @giirlinterrupted ❤️ to post last song I listened to, lockscreen, last pic I took and last pic I saved. (Changed up the order because of how it posted. And yes, the screenshot of my lockscreen is from November, but it’s still the same image.)
If you haven’t done it, I’ll tag @winksyspears and @whiteheartkane and anyone else who wants to be included!
So someone posted a antler related post on Reddit. I said the image is "pretty horny" and the idiot representative of Reddit decided to show up and ask me "How?"
That's not why he's an idiot, the reason is that in the next two posts he explains the difference between antlers and horns (incorrectly at that), does the typical 12-year-old "I have sex with your mom" joke. I tell him that he's an asshole, my mom's disabled, but I don't say it directly because at this point I'm still convinced this person has actual braincells. I point out to him the fallacy in his antler vs horn explanation, and I also say that he's looking too far into it for a simple pun. Dude has the gall to say that if I have to explain a joke, it's a bad joke. I tell him I wouldn't have to explain it if he didn't overanalyze it. He tells me "Why do you have to write whole novels for your replies", I tell him for about the fifth time that the reason behind his idiocy isn't that I'm incomprehensible, it's that he has the attention span of a goldfish and that if he actually read what I was saying he'd understand what was going on.
I probably skipped a few things but I'm too mad to care. I understand that a significant part of this whole altercation is my fault, but I do not appreciate people going all sciency on me just because they don't like my pun, and then bring up my mom because they have no argument. I also explain this to him, which he pointedly ignores, like the empty brain hedgehog he is (get it? Pointedly ignore? Eh?), only to come to the grand conclusion that, gasp, my joke is bad. What a genius, ladies and gentlemen.
Anyway, I am furious, and I will be seething for the next five hours, regardless of the fact that it's midnight already, because everyone is asleep and I have nobody to complain to and unwind.
Sketch for 8/26/2023 - The End of Lorengelion Saying Goodbye to Loren | Loren the Owl
Cant believe Loren sacraficed himself in an anime-esque way for his last stream on August 26th 2023...
(BONUS/ALTERNATE SKETCH AS OF 12:22 PM AUG262023)
(I KEEP UPDATING THIS TO IMPROVE IT I CANNOT BE STOPPED; 1:55 PM)
Loren getting Cancelled and dying.
See ya next saturday or after next week
(Sketch created on August 24th 2023)
A list of those who were drawn:
@starry-feathers
@styrbear
@caldyro
drunken opposum, who will represent those who could not be fit into the picture due to my stupid decisions.
@galeponderlogs
@olivine-rain
&
also me.
(in all seriousness however, it is sad to see Loren go away considering he is what got me to click onto Fred's stream in the first place because i saw "funny owl", only to realize it was Fredrik Knudsen although the latter didn't really phase me a whole lot tbh, regardless I enjoyed most of the streams at first mainly because of funny owl but then sorta just got interested with the streams in general, regardless of owl, but i am curious as to what Fred's gonna use next, so I do look forward to what is to come).
ADDENDUM:
I think i remember how I actually found Fred, I think Fred appeared on my Twitch Feed most likely due to Twitch itself saying "Hey, here's some people that are like Limesalicious", so then i went "Oh hey thats a cool/cute looking VTuber" or whatever I exactly said at that moment, and thus, ending up getting sucked into the streams, which also lead me into other streamers to watch such as MorninChai & Ashe_K9. Which made me feel good about myself, so I am happy for that. It also helped me meet someone thats made me very happt as well <3
Anyways enough about me, I shall now post this a few minutes early.
Lorenzo just looking back like 🤨 but just continues eating because food is good
Also that makes me think....... what animal would my OC Satoshi (who I ship with Lorenzo) be😔 I always say his twin brother Takumi is a cat so I guess he'd be a cat as well???
Don't have pics of anything Satoshi related rn but here's cat Takumi😔 HWNFNDMSMSM I HAVE TO EDIT/DRAW OPPOSSUM PICS WITH LORENZO OMG please send me some opposum pictures or memes
in regards to your tags on your recent reblog: every other animal i agree with not being able to own besides capybaras and opossums. capybaras are regularly farmed for meat and do alright in captivity (they need a ton of space, however, as well as access to large bodies of water for swimming), while opossums are an extremely common rescue animal as they are extremely common in general in the US. opossums are also a lot less prone to zoonotic diseases as well as a lot less feisty compared to raccoons and other wild mammals also local to the americas
While I can't speak so much about the Capybara farming, I'm still of the opinion that nondomestiated animals should not be kept as pets. Tame is not the same as domesticated. Neither animal is domestic, and a majority of exotic pets are obtained through illegal means by black market purchase or being taken from the wild. This also extends to more normalized pets such as parrots, which need far more space and care than is really applicable for the common petowner. If you encounter a lost baby opposum, take it to your local wildlife control, it will be taken care of much better than by an inexperienced guy who's just looking up "how to take care of opossums" on the internet. Obesity is also VERY common among those raised as pets, those pictures of them chubby and with big bug eyes is a symptom of that.
i'd only lived in the city city for two years but it's amazing how quickly you acclimate to the noise, the throngs of people, the constant light. where we live now is very similar to the type'a land i grew up on - not suburban in the classical sense, but definitely not fully rural - and it's so...dark at night. no streetlights here at all. no lights besides the little solar pathway lights we put up, and they die around midnight because the tree cover here is so intense the batteries never get the chance to fully charge.
we get plenty of cars passing during the day - it's a dead end cul de sac so that's the name of the game if any of our neighbors want to get out - but the noise is overwhelmingly wildlife based. shrieking cicadas. the hoots of owls. squirrels chittering. song birds. shit i didn't really realize i missed until suddenly i have it and i have to adjust to it again.
we've got deer in the backyard. i can't put up bird feeders and the like bc of avian flu, but i can chuck corn and fruit to the deer that wander through the property at night. where my apartments were, all you'd see are birdies, domesticated dogs, and the rare opposum and raccoon - none of which i ever interacted with.
we've also got stray cats that've tried rifling through our trash. and i know it's cats and not other critters bc i've accidentally scared them off. fast little bastards. we've got space on the front porch where our dogs never go, so we've sat up some kibble and fresh water that we refresh every few hours, since it's been so miserably hot out. the neighbors say they're feral and don't outright say they view 'em as nuisances, but we're fully commited to offering them food daily and then shelter once the fall comes 'round.
idk why it's got me like...sentimental, bc while this is still virginia it's not even appalachia anymore but 😩 i guess i miss home while not missing home if that makes sense, and while i do gotta decompress and shift from living downtown big city to living on the outskirts of a smaller county outside of said big city, it v much reminds me of roanoke. just flat. 🤔
anyway we're trying to get pictures of the cats and deer but it's so gd dark the security cameras make out fuck all 😩 gotta remedy that shit I guess 😔🤙
It feels like one of the biggest problems with the internet is the fact that it is equally easy to search "what is an opposum" and be pleasantly surprised to find such a swagful fellow and to search horrifying cult murder pictures that will forever rob you of your health and haunt your nights.