Open starter: A Hellish Experience

Things had seriously gone awry for the adventuring party Vox Mochina the moment they arrived in the Fire Plane. And in their haste to escape, their Druid Keyleth had met an unfortunate fate. Being captured by powerful devils.

The red haired half-elven beauty was brought into an auction house. Her fate obvious. She was going to be sold as a slave, if the wicked looking imp in tails and a tophat acting as the auctioneer was anything to go by.

"Our next item, my depraved lords, barrons and barronesses, is this gorgeous Druid. A high quality beauty merits the bidding begins at 100,000 gold!"

Decisions, Decisions (Male, Futa, or Female) Open RP

Your Muse must have been the luckiest person alive because you managed to charm your way into dating two of the sassiest and sexiest sorceresses at the same time! Except they somehow have learned of the existence of the other and have come to confront you; not for revenge, but to persuade you to be exclusive to just them. Gwen Tennyson and Rachel Roth dressed in their most eye-catching attire so they can you and your body all to themselves.

OPEN STARTER CALL FOR EVERYONE.

I’ve dealt with a lot of loss recently, and have come out on both sides. So if anyone needs an ear or a word, please feel free to DM or reach out as well.

Mourn as you will. Celebrate the life as well. And take time for self reflection and recovery as you need.

Saw my parents watching Fox News (not the most reliable, I know) and it was covering illegal immigrants from Mexico. I had asked (because I genuinely didn't know) why so many people were trying to come to America. What do we have that is so good that you are willing to enter ILLEGALLY? My mom said it is because they all want to get away from the Cartel but if crime rates are THAT bad over there that people are illegally fleeing the country, then the Mexican government needs to do something and fix the problem rather than let their people illegally cross the boarder where (SOME American people *Cough cough Texas cough cough* ) are just about ready to shoot them if they cross. Seriously Mexican immigrants, just go through the Naturalization process. Doing it illegally is just not worth it. It is much more effective and safer and less of a headache to just do the boarder hopping legally. Become a legal citizen. Be an upstanding member of human society and chill. Don't cause issues. Be good. Don't blame the kids, I'm speaking to you other Americans here. Don't blame the kids for something the parents are doing. That's not fair to the kid. Parents, don't have kids on American soil JUST to use that as a cheat to citizenship. It won't work in the long run because now you have to find a job, housing, and all that jazz with high taxes, crap work conditions and no maternity leave all while now raising a child in a new country that you just entered. Probably entered without knowing much about it or it's general systems and how the people work. You could know how the laws and government works, that's all fine and dandy but good luck in the work environment where there is no manual only hands on experience and explanations from a higher up co-worker. And Karen's. Can't forget them. Just do it legally, please. Or do something to fix your own country's problems instead of entering ours and causing US problems.

O P E N !!!! 

“ And you think I will help you because ? “ A small smirk formed on Mystique’s lips as she crossed her arms. “What is in it for me?” 

im in the mood to write some dialogues so pls send some in :)

✨ color me curious ✨ tell me which song you currently have playing on repeat and i’ll give it a listen🕺

Today’s so hot and I feel so summer-y sooo

Hit ❤️ for some vacation shenanigans!

Ice-creams in Rome? Sandcastles? Treasure hunting in the jungle? Flowy dresses?

We have it all!

With a Deadpool-y twist.

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

“Oh come on!” Jase said, a little bite behind his words. “So you’re telling me that if you came from the blip or whatever they’re calling it, and some random family had been moved into your house, you won’t be fucking pissed off?” He asked again, bringing the beer up to his lips. “That’s bullshit, I’m just fucking mad they destroyed my carpets man.”

Open starter: Royal Auction

The armies of the Black Hound had conquered the fire wastes. The home of the Dark Elves. To add insult to injury, the Dark Elf women were being auctioned off as sex slaves.

"First and foremost, we will start with the crown jewel so to speak!" The auctioneer announced as he stepped up to the podium. "The queen of the Dark Elves herself! Olga Discordia! Bidding for her starts at 1 million gold!"

(Go nuts with her, or buy her to save her)

OPEN STARTER

                 ❛ JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BLUE EYES doesn’t mean i                        am the same kind of man, or tell me, were you just hurt                           by someone with blue eyes? we aren’t all the same. ❜

“When I first heard it, from a dog trainer who knew her behavioral science, it was a stunning moment. I remember where I was standing, what block of Brooklyn’s streets. It was like holding a piece of polished obsidian in the hand, feeling its weight and irreducibility. And its fathomless blackness. Punishment is reinforcing to the punisher. Of course. It fit the science, and it also fit the hidden memories stored in a deeply buried, rusty lockbox inside me. The people who walked down the street arbitrarily compressing their dogs’ tracheas, to which the poor beasts could only submit in uncomprehending misery; the parents who slapped their crying toddlers for the crime of being tired or hungry: These were not aberrantly malevolent villains. They were not doing what they did because they thought it was right, or even because it worked very well. They were simply caught in the same feedback loop in which all behavior is made. Their spasms of delivering small torments relieved their frustration and gave the impression of momentum toward a solution. Most potently, it immediately stopped the behavior. No matter that the effect probably won’t last: the reinforcer—the silence or the cessation of the annoyance—was exquisitely timed. Now. Boy does that feel good.”

— Melissa Holbrook Pierson, The Secret History of Kindness (2015)

I cast: curse of the eldest (can’t ask for help)

i need dabi to experience the trials of being a stay-at-home adult son