drunk HCs (Law, Drake, Sanji)
a/n: a spur of the moment thing that i thought would be pretty short, but here we are-- 😳😳
i had fun though, and these north blue babes are dear to my heart 💕 (curly you’re on thin FUCKING ice)
cw for alcohol
gn reader, he/they law
word count: 1k
Law
He’ll drink socially - takes small, occasional sips while the party raves on around him but they HATE getting drunk
Law holds their liquor pretty well but the problem is that they’re a competitive little shit and has a bad habit of overshooting his mark if he gets really into it, par for the course
And when they’re drunk, they’re vulnerable - physically and emotionally, and Law can’t handle that
He’s not outright sobbing in front of god and everybody, fuck no, but he is nominally more pliant than the usual brick wall he puts up around himself; it helps if it’s someone he’s close to easing him into it, though
Once Law feels that pleasant buzz slip into something more, he’s gone
He has no intention of spewing his (metaphorical, he’s not that much of a lightweight) guts to anyone in his neighboring vicinity - they’re either cooped in their office/somewhere quiet and private trying to sober up, or flat out going to bed for the night
If you catch him being particularly vulnerable, it’s best not to mention it - in fact Law would prefer to be left alone, but we can’t always have what we want - on the slim, miraculous chance that he doesn’t immediately shambles away or kicks you out, keep him company in the silence
They don’t acknowledge it in the moment, but just as you leave, you’ll hear him clear his throat and a quiet, haggard ‘thank you’
If you were already in an established, longstanding relationship with him, they seek you out in these times of vulnerability, yearning to be held and maybe even alleviate his pains with a tear or two (or more) in the privacy of your shared room, Law’s been depriving himself of the comfort he so desperately needs and he’s so grateful that you’re here to provide that, no judgement, no expectations, only understanding and love
Law goes out of his way to pick things with lower alcohol contents for the aforementioned reasons, like wine or soju
Drake
He avoids drinking, because Drake knows that the fallout of getting drunk would be disastrous depending on whose company he’s in
Drake used get drunk around his peers, other marines in their early twenties with bright eyes and a heart full of hope - that is, until, he was called into his superior’s office about certain comments he’d made about the chain of command under influence
Comments that spoke of his frustration with not being able to do actual good, seeing the cracks in their system, and of course the regular ol’ ‘they’re working us to the bone and for what?’ spiel you’d expect from any drunkard at the bar
Sengoku’s influence bailed him out of trouble then, not without a stern lecture and appropriate discipline, of course, but it was also there that Drake found out that he was a miserable motor mouth after just a few mugs of something strong - so he tries to keep alcohol out of reach if he can
Another thing Mr. Tall, Strong, and Reptilian discovered pretty early on, is that drinking makes him even more woefully inept to handle people’s siren song
Men, women, anyone in-between, neither, both, or completely outside of that; if you make your sexual intentions with Drake clear after a certain point in his night of drinking, the man will damn near catch on fire
Rear Admiral title be damned, he’s stumbling over tables, chairs, his own feet - Drake is beet red and wants OUT
If you catch him while he’s sobering up, or any time after that, he’ll apologize for his unbecoming behavior, but also explain that he couldn’t accept your feelings then because it just wouldn’t feel right, that he has codes that he’ll stick to, too
But if you were still interested... he wouldn’t be opposed to feeling things out at a later date, preferably over coffee instead of beer, if that’s alright?
Drake drifts to ale a lot, no particular reason, it’s just what’s usually the most readily available
Sanji
A lightweight, and a DISASTER
He has a smidge more control over himself post-timeskip, but pre? That’s just a dumb teenager who got his hands on some wine
Pre-timeskip Sanji is swaying, slurring his words, and thinks he can drink way more than he can handle - the answer is absolutely not, he’s going to be retching over the side of the ship in about fifteen minutes or so and Nami’s going to make them draw lots to see who has the misfortune of cleaning up after him (it’s not her)
When he comes back to the Sunny after two years, Sanji at least has the decency not to sing Nami’s praises and throw up in the same breath - he knows his limits now, but will he follow them? That... depends
He does, however, come back as a world class flirt
Sanji peppers in a few smiles, winks, and lingering touches here and there normally, but drunk? He’s laying it on thick with compliments, hand kisses, freshly made snacks (still somehow impeccable despite being wobbly on his feet), and unabashedly staring at you like you hold the world’s treasures in your eyes
The only caveat to this, though, is that Sanji’s like this... with everyone, now; his nakama, his actual partner, strangers that catch his eye, he’s just so dang full of love and can’t stop himself from showing it
If you tell him this makes you uncomfortable, of course, he’ll take the steps to wean himself off this behavior, but it will take some time, maybe even some... training 👀
If it doesn’t bother you, Sanji still makes sure that you know that you’re his number One, first and foremost, being the most obnoxious little love fairy by showering you with kisses and affection as he serves his crew, and hugs when he has a second to spare (always)
Sanji’s drink of choice is wine, but he won’t turn down a martini or two - he also loves making fruity, colorful drinks for the girls and slips a couple for himself on occasion, too
Left to his own devices, though, he gets white girl drunk
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My friend names (most) of the worst generation
Crasher
Pirate, he looks really emo like he hates everything, like those play ground bullies
Gustav (goose-tavv)
He’s a pro gamer, and he hates women
Franklin
He’s a magician and a fancy boi very polite
American boy
He drinks beer and hates son he’s also a cowboy business man, he came from Japan and he’s the owner of a mining business in America, and has adopted American customs
Gill
Marine, very misunderstood very nice boi, likes to give children fish sticks he also fishes in his alone time
Numbskull
He’s actually Oda’s self insert oc, no more needs to be said
Alaska
She’s a Russian spy, she does thirst traps on TikTok, and she thinks she’s hot and has lots of fanboys and fan girls, she’s also gay
Jesus freaking Christ aka Gabriel, that’s the name he goes by
He secretly works for usopp bc he’s a god, hes his right hand angel and he actually simps for usopp and that’s why he’s so ripped bc he simps for usopp senpai
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Not X drake angst and the cry of author bringing this x drake stan over ;A; auqhaa my fragile heart can't take angst either gfrvvmpp
A request where x drake, buggy and sanji's s/o asks them "would you still love me if I was a worm" and them actually eating a zoan type worm fruit later on. Pls & thank youuu
us holding hands keeping the dino baby away from the angst and paaaaiiiinnn 😭��
see now my first thought was one of those 'worm on a string' things, and i know you probably meant like the garden variety worm, but if you go to the circus don't be surprised if you get greeted by a clown, anon <33 (BUGGY STANS RISE UP)
the kind of “worm” i'm referencing
"would you still love me if I was a worm" (X Drake, Buggy, Sanji)
gn reader, crack?? yeah this definitely crack
words: 0.6k
Drake
Poor, poor Drake
He’s confused when you wake him in the middle of the night with your conundrum, trying his best to console you when you turn away from him and ‘ueeuueee--’ yourself back to sleep after he took too long to process the frankly absurd proposition, he’s trailing question question marks when you’re huffy at him the next day for not taking it seriously, and the man is flat out astral projecting out of his body when the devil fruit incident happens months later
He’s not scared or put off by your transformation, really as a someone living on the Grand Line he should know to expect worse by now, but honestly Drake is so???
This is taking him out at the knees
Drake loves you babes, he really does, he just has NO idea what’s going on and at this point he’s too scared to ask
Buggy
He’s lifting up his head from half a hangover against the table and staring at you like you already had turned into a worm then and there, just--
“Babe, what the fuck??”
Buggy isn’t sober enough for this right now, he’d drained his working braincells in a drinking competition with Shanks earlier (he lost) and at best, he’d drag you to bed with him to avoid the conversation
He does find himself coming back to the thought over the next few days though, more consideration than anyone should really be giving it
Not that you’d hear it, but he’s devising a little enclosure for your worm self to live happily and care-free for the rest of their worm life, being tended to by Buggy and Buggy alone
When the actual fruit of the matter comes into play, Buggy is floored, reacting with his usual gusto and loud, overblown gestures at your massive transformation - literally
It’s with no contempt or judgement, of course, but his biggest worry first and foremost is how he’s going to make room for a giant worm (his beloved partner) on the Big Top, even as spacious as they’ve renovated it to be
Once you get a reign on your powers and it’s established that this is something that can be pulled out at will, there’s a resounding sigh of relief across the deck
But still - Buggy lifts you by your waist and spins you around with hands that float away from him; this was great! With a fearsome beast (said with all the love in his goofy little heart, muah muah) at his side, along with all the ‘goons’ he’d recruited along the way, Buggy the Star Clown Emperor was sure to be unstoppable!
He’s a getting a little carried away with it all, but rest assured you can at least take solace in the fact that his opinion and love for you hasn’t changed; whether this is an insult or a testament to your relationship is up for you to decide
Sanji
To be fair, Sanji is the most likely out of the three characters here to ask you that question first - it’s the insecure soggy little meow meow in him
Being asked, he’d shower you in dozens of compliments and reassurances, how you’d still be the most gorgeous worm in the world to him, oh how he’d shower you with the same affection he does day to day, twirling you in his arms and holding you close to ease your worries
In practice, however, he has trouble delivering on those promises
Apparently his fear of creepy crawlies do extend to worms, especially of hulking, 23ft ones with protruding feelers and tusks
Sanji can’t help the reflexive shriek that leaves him when you first transform, his sweet mon chéri now some lumbering eyeless creature from his nightmares
That said, you are still his beloved creme tart, but it’s going to take a long, l o n g while for Sanji to get used to this additional Zoan form of yours
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