Edith: “ In the future, we will go to space in spaceships!”
Kirk and Spock, who are from the future and live on a spaceship:
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10) Have you been caught masturbating?
Never
11) What's your favourite sexy underwear?
Well if you insist
55) Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Kinda, doing it now 👀
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When all devices are connected to the Nemesis Cloud…
Soundwave does not approve of Alliance’s after dark photo sessions cluttering up sensitive files. 🤣🍆✨
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Lily asking Mary to help with her hair
Lily : well thank you baby (winks )
(Mary winks as she slowly drags her hand down lily neck )
Mary: anything for my favourite lady (smirks )
(James protectively grabs lily & regulus asking Mary if she plans on dying today ) Remus knows exactly what lily’s doing 👀😉
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Dumb doodle I did- look at me finally using colors :))
Also yes I forgot to post this for ink’s birthday 💀’’’
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hound dog 🐶
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Objectum culture is cuddling your beautiful pillow ‘a little too much’ for it to be purely platonic
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🖤
Reylo biker au
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Sun enters the lab, Eclipse is working on his computer with Mustard wrapped around his neck.
Sun: *ahem* Hi?
Eclipse looks up then stares at Sun.
Sun stares back (bro they bot gonna burn their eyes (y-ya get it cuz you cant look at a solar Eclipse or the Sun?))
Eclipse: GET THE FUCK OUT! *he begins throwing shit at Sun*
Sun: OW! WAIT HOLD ON! YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS A FOURTH TIME, STOP!
Mustard quickly jumps off of Eclipse and shuffles to the end of the desk, hopping down as the two continue to yell at each other.
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[HOLY SHIT SHAGGYS BA- wait that’s not..?]
[Whoever he is, he’s just wandering down the street like a lost dog]
Not the best way to approach someone bob...
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❝Long-winded Russian, of all things...❞
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Y’all I am busting out fics left and right 😏😙🙂
some one please be proud of me 😀
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