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omghotmemes · 4 months ago
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fuggnuckets · 20 days ago
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astrobluemoon · 9 months ago
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Capricorn Astrological Observations
Fun fact; I used to really hate Capricorns.
Capricorn Moon’s annoy me in a good way; cap moons try so hard to not let their guard down, not show too many feelings or emotions or their past; but then just once that wall will falter; either by drinking alcohol or trust and they’ll regret it; they’ll act like nothing happened afterwards and you’ll be like what? Then they’ll bring it back up randomly years later.
Capricorn sun’s are the biggest players at times. I’ve met a tonne of Capricorn sons that will have like a girlfriend one day and they’ll break up and then like the next week they’ll have like a new girlfriend and I’m like trying to process.
Also, Capricorn suns are not afraid to talk about taboo stuff. Example, I knew two Capricorn suns who constantly brought up sexual stuff and like things that are considered taboo and I was like what. I was actually really impressed but they are not afraid to talk about weird taboo stuff and they act so serious as well like it’s not as taboo as it is. 
Capricorn moons can be super emotional. Like I hate when people just say Capricorns are so hard or they have no emotion’s they are the most emotional sign I have met along with cancer.  either that, or they play around and act like they do not have emotions and it’s all a game but that’s if they’re immature.
Capricorn suns are the most hilarious and sarcastic people I have met. They have a dry sense of humour and a dark sense of humour. They really know how to talk, like the only Zodiac sign besides Capricorn that really knows how to talk and isnt like a dry texter is Pisces but they are amazing talkers. 
A Capricorn chiron have this thing where they feel unappreciated in all aspects of life, example, two people will be doing the same task and they have the same skills and smart yet Capricorn chirons do not get congratulated like the other person. Also they may not be recognised or congratulated by family members and feel that their family members put on a fake congratulations. Capricorn chirons also might feel like the unappreciated sibling and that they’re no good compared to the sibling. Example, I know this person that constantly strives to be perfect and the best in their studies and in their workplace yet when they come to tell their parents they feel like their parents are faking it and are unappreciative of them,  because they won’t boast about them to other people or other family members instead they will talk about the sibling more and say they have a smart sibling and how the sibling did this and the Capricorn Chiron will feel like they have to speak for themselves and all they wanna do is be recognised for their hard work and the effort they put into everything.
Mercury in Capricorn. These people are the quiet communicators. They can’t socially keep up with conversations with people whom they are uncomfortable with or do not know well. They can talk great with introductions and teachers or they could be really reserved and shy and just say really short answers but I have tried to talk to majority of Capricorn Mercurys and it just feel really really awkward and that I’m the one doing the communication. On the other hand you could have a really good communicator with this planetary aspect that strive to have a good communication skills because Capricorn especially with Saturn ruler limits this. But Capricorn Mercurys can be extremely communicative with their friends; they talk like there is no tomorrow.
I’m noticed people with Capricorn risings take on more masculine styles or traits. Otherwise they are extremely neutral or cautious with the way they present themselves to the public. Capricorn rising are also funny and can pretend to be someone they are not in order for a movie or to play a role to achieve something. They are extremely smart and usually plan out things that they need to do, example, be more people pleasing to to obtain a raise from a boss. I’ve seen a lot of Capricorn rising celebrities play in comedy movies and they are really good at it; also they’re extremely versatile but usually stick to one role or one genre.
Also, I want saw a post, again I do not remember the post creator, but, it said that any Capricorn placement are usually backed up by Saturn [Especially in the big six], and if anyone does any wrong doings by them they will get karma: this also goes for the Capricorn individual. 
12th house in Capricorn can make an individual feel like although they put so much hard work into something they do not achieve the reward they deserve this is because Saturn is constantly constricting the individual. They may feel like the universe or the world is out to get them because of the unseen realm. They may feel alone and that no one is really looking over them especially from high above. However, if Saturn is highly dominant in the individuals chart or highly aspected this will make the individual feel like they are being backed up by the world and they are secure and they are getting the rewards they need and want and desire, this is the opposite if Saturn is negatively aspected. 
Also, Capricorn in the 12 house may feel like they need to be responsible for people and others and that they aren’t allowed to have fun or they need to grow up quickly. 
I feel like Capricorn Venus’ are actually style breakers, they aren’t those conservative, practical, pragmatic people; for example Miley Cyrus is constantly wearing shorter clothes [no hate to her; good on her] but it’s completely polar opposite to what they are known for. I feel like they break those constrictive norms and maybe as a child; when they were younger, they used to have the pragmatic and practical approach and maybe they still do, some Capricorn venus’ do, however, as they grow older they may change their approach to a more sensual one and awaken their deeper feminine being and masculine being because they are extremely sensual. 
Also, Capricorn Venus either are considered very beautiful or a sex symbol or they have drama relating to their life. They also could have like a really quiet life and are not really known by the public or by others and no one knows what’s going on in their life and then something will happen they would draw people‘s attention to their life and maybe people will forget after that but also not. Example,  Johnny Depp‘s ex-wife Vanessa Paradis, I had no idea who this woman was, until Johnny Depp got into some controversy and she had to speak out.
I feel like Capricorn moons are the best communicators out of all of the Capricorn placements, followed by a Capricorn suns.
Capricorn Venus’ probably crave a lot of love yet they do not want to show that on the surface and they constantly have to redirect themselves to something else other than love but they love love. They want to feel valid and appreciated by their spouses or partners. 
Also, ive noticed with Capricorn moon’s, that if they are somewhere in public; maybe a singer they will definitely have a song that is about work.
Capricorn suns have that don’t F with me face that kind of freaks me out and makes me not want to go near them. 
Capricorn rising‘s age backwards and are probably considered more mature for their age at a young age and people say that a lot to their face. 
Capricorn Mars are really resistance and resilient and constantly chase after their goals and will not stop until they get what they want or until they feel like they’re done or they’ve done it all, and are sick of it, which is unlikely. They are, so I think, maniacs in bed and have the endurance of a bull. They will constantly pursue you if they want you and will strive to make you feel good in bed and might be the type of person to go rounds and like sneak little cheeky comments to you while doing a position that is uncomfortable or new to you.
I feel like majority of Capricorn placements have daddy issues or majority of their dads are absent in some sort of way.  Literally, every Capricorn sun, moon have some sort of like daddy issues or daddy absence. 
Although, Capricorn moons may have issues with their mum. I actually feel like they have more issues with their dad and feel like they are not appreciated by their dads; they feel like a disappointment to their father this could go for the mother as well its just what I found out. 
Also, Cap sun’s have some how in relationships have gotten some trust issues or have attracted a lot of toxic partners and partners that are like karmic, at a young age. Also, Capricorn suns I feel don’t care to be like by the family or your family, if they only see you, you are all that matters to them and they don’t care whether your mother is watching or your father is watching, they are respectful of course yet they will defend you if family members oppose you. 
If Capricorn placements, especially risings attempt to break a rule, a law; they will be found out and charged or get in trouble. Saturn bby.
You can always tell when someone is a Capricorn or a Capricorn placement; it’s just how they look; a vibe. 
Every Capricorn placement I’ve met a super freaky; no doubt. Also very forward and soo observant.
Capricorns are sometimes liars and some can be so blindsided by themselves that they forget about the people around them and can be super judgy and categorise people into social groups or places.
Capricorn females especially, sun’s can be super jealous and think the world revolves around them and don’t care if other people see them especially when they are enraged.
Cap’s can be huge loners or real popular no in between. Also introverted introverted or introverted extroverted.
Have high standards and morals. Need someone as good as them or to their standard; not someone better because they’ll feel weird and the need to push themselves more.
Also, I don’t think Capricorns are given as much credit for this, but, they are amazing spies and investigators and are really good at reading people and observing people; especially suns and moons. 
Also, Capricorns are similar to Scorpios in which they are entranced by psychology and dark things and can get obsessive with some things.  That’s why they’re really good at reading people.
Capricorn’s are really smart in a subject or range of things. Street smart and school. Either puts in effort or not at all, or in subjects they like.
Cap’s never look worried at all, sort of like Aqua’s.
Also, Cap’s always have weird stories or sh!t that has happened to them that doesn’t sound real.
Let me know if this resonated with you and leave a comment if I got anything wrong so I can work on my skills and become the best of my abilities!! This is just what I observed with the Cap’s in my life and that I’ve met. Xx Enjoy!! 😝🥳😘💚✅
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maruanuqcjy · 21 days ago
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bunnies-on-saturn · 9 months ago
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Obey me incorrect quotes pt.5
Belphie: I like to play this thing called sleep roulette.
Belphie: Basically I turn off my alarm and take a nap
Belphie: Will I wake up in 30 minutes, 4 hours, the next day, will I even wake up at all?? Who knows that’s the fun of it.
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omghotmemes · 7 months ago
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Keep on trolling in the free world
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omghotmemes · 6 months ago
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Congrats!
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omghotmemes · 9 months ago
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A historical moment
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omghotmemes · 4 months ago
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This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were "delivered to a family member directly"
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omghotmemes · 8 months ago
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A long meme, but something that should be said
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omghotmemes · 8 months ago
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Dutch can’t be a serious language
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omghotmemes · a year ago
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No, no it isn't.
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omghotmemes · 9 months ago
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Solidarity against kellogs
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omghotmemes · a year ago
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We did it boys. We did it.
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omghotmemes · 4 months ago
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Neil Armsgone
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omghotmemes · a year ago
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See you in 1977
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omghotmemes · a year ago
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A tale in 4 parts
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