Me opening my grade book: Grades?

Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,

Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)

[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]

they made me like 192cm (like 6'3 i think?) tall :3

[ID: The gouger meme but there are drawn extra eyes and legs. The caption reads: "oh fuggggg a spiger :DDD (smiley face)" in all caps. End ID]

funny as hell.

heads up: reader crying, some mentions of past trauma, etc. vague food mention (nothing past soonyoung getting snacks).

jihoon thinks he's bad at comforting you sometimes, and tonight is no different. you're curled up, head in his lap, and sobbing while he strokes your hair. soonyoung will be here in ten minutes with the snacks, and the three of you will have a nice movie night to cheer you up, but jihoon's the one who stayed with you because he's the one closer to you. not that soonyoung isn't, but soonyoung knows you need the quiet understanding right now.

"i'm just--" you choke back another sob, "i'm a mess, jihoon. i'm never gonna get past this. i'm not."

sometimes jihoon wishes he could see the scars you carry on your heart. that was a time before him. before soonyoung. if he was there, maybe he would understand better. maybe he'd be able to help you heal. but he just keeps doing what he's doing, patting your head and letting you get it out, because that's also what you need. soonyoung would be holding you (so would seokmin and so many of his other friends), but jihoon... jihoon will let you initiate that if you need it.

"i'm tired of fucking everything up," your face is burning hot and wet as you sob freely now. "it's been years, jihoon--i'm never gonna be free. i'm never gonna be okay." you get choked up for a moment, tears spilling again. "i'm not."

"you will," his voice stays soft. "you just need time."

you peek up at him, and for once, he sees how afraid you are. "how long?" you sound defeated, voice too small, too far away from you. "it's been--"

"six years," he cuts you off. "as long as it takes, okay?" he takes your hand, just to squeeze it tight. "i'll help you. soonyoung will, too. you'll get there."

"and if i don't?"

another tight squeeze of your hand. "you will." jihoon's eyes hold this light of determination in them, and he nods. "i promise."

your eyes glisten with tears again, and you move, burying your face in his neck as you wrap your arms around him. he shuts his eyes, and holds you tight for as long as it takes for you to weather out this storm.

[ID: 2 photos of a deep blue cyanotype print on calico with the text: Misery won't make you a better artist in bold, serif lettering and all caps. The first photo is a close-up and the second photo shows the print taped to a white surface. End ID]

Made a meme

Bonus: transfem version for my friend Jay

[ID: 2 nametag stickers colored with designs in support of palestine. the first is a watermelon on a black and white striped background. the second is a palestinian flag, with different designs for each color. red contains concentric hearts, black is a starry sky, white is a kufiyah, and green is an olive tree. end ID.]

tdov. I love being [practicing / becoming / eventing / illuminating] trans & all who do this vital wor(l)dwork.

4 am Zine about being the youngest child or whatever

[ID: A black and white digital zine. The cover shows a teenager with freckles with their hand on the handle, and the title; "When will someone be there for me? - A zine by Scary". The first page shows the teenager sitting at a table with a drawing tablet, looking up somewhere as theres a knock at the door. The writing says; "I'm home alone alot, I sit at my drawing tablet (which has a direct line to the door.) - So everyone in the house expects me to get the door for them." The second drawing on that page shows the teenager at the door, looking annoyed as he's about to open it but hears the garage door opening. The writing says; "Thing is, they have no patience. So by the time I get there, they're already opening the garage. (So whats the point?)". The second page shows the teenager outside, knocking on the door. The writing says; "Occasionally, when I come home to other people, they still don't unlock the door - for me." The second half shows the inside of the house as people walk around, and in the center of the background the teenager is shown on the circular glass through the door, outside. The writing says; "Even if they're in the kitchen. - Or just downstairs. The third page shows the teenager framed in the same way as the last drawing, but showing his back outside as she looks indoors. The writing says; "Even so, I still wait. - I wait. And wait. And wait. And wait." The second half is a closeup of the teenager, looking upset as she backs away from the door. The writing says; "No one ever comes to the door. And so I'm left wondering..." The back cover page is a small drawing of the teenager, standing, framed by the outside of the door. end ID]

normal about this guy. im normal and can be trusted with vampires i promise.

THESE THREE ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

anonymous asked:

girl your bangs 😭 you need a new haircut

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I DONT CARE IF PRE-TIMESKIP LAW LOOKS LIKE CHIP SKYLARK, I WOULD STILL FLATTEN THE ENTIRE EARTH TO FUCK THE GUY 😤😤😤😤😤

You CANNOT change my mind

irl pics under cut lol but just got done doing first pass on a prime wig n feeling okay w it so these r suuuuper wip cosplay photos

only full length mirror in my house is a dirty old one in a side room so. sorry. also sorry consistently i only do one pose

these r my viktor pants i wanna put patches on + they r patches thatd match prime too so i may keep them for both? obviously not my final prime makeup bc im trying my young rick + morty on in a sec n dont wanna redo them but had to see the bits together -3- also yes these gloves are hard to use the phone in. the place i got the jacket from sent his stupid twink thigh strap belt too but its like. low quality so im debating using it vs just buying my own bc ppl make those lol