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hey im not expecting you to post this i just didnt know where to send it that youd see it, but i drew that dream you had? probably not exactly how it happened but how i pictured what you described - sorry about the quote btw it just felt like it fit there ajdjs
anyway i hope you like it, ive also never seen a firefly in my life so i was just drawing dots like "i hope this works"
HOLY SHIT
#ohhhhhh my godddddddddddd#this is sooooo. like this is the exact energy of the dream. the vibes. the peacefulness. the softness of it all#this gave me such a weird feeling in my chest (in a good way) i want to stare at it all day oh my god#you never cease to amaze me this is genuinely such a gorgeous thing#im gonna be looking at this for days. i want to go to there#ask#im posting it bc it's beautiful and i want people to see it and also i feel like an excited kid going 'look! it's me and theo!!!'#but if u dont want it public lmk <3
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OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOD you guys 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ look at oberyn and nala !!!!!!!!! I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
@kenobiwanx thank u thank u THANK U so much talented gorgeous amazing human !!!! i’m so very glad i stumbled upon your account in a random Tuesday afternoon and fell in love with your work. thank u for making my vision come true <3
#IM SO OBSESSED IMMA CRY#oberyn and nala#whispers of vendetta#wov#aura’s fics#art commisions#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#oberyn martell#oberyn nymeros martell#oberyn martell fanfiction#oberyn martell smut#oberyn martell x ofc#oberyn martell art#house martell#dorne#pedro pascal#pedro pascal characters
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Drunk confessions with Hyunjin💋
Pt 1. Continued story- Bestfriends to lovers, Hyunjin x reader, Teasing, Good girl kink, Drunk but consensual acts
Flashback to the night prior..
You and hyunjin were having a sleepover!
It wasn’t a rare occasion as you two were nearly attached to the hip. Seeing each other everyday nearly. But nonetheless it was still a fun idea. You headed to the gas station to pick up some snacks.
He grabbed the Soju and you grabbed the Ramen and Tteokbokki. Perfect. And a bag of Cheetos just cause.
You assumed the 4 bottles you got would be fine just for sampling each flavor.
Wrong. Dead wrong.
2 hours later you were screaming Karaoke and the bottles are on the floor all empty except one. Hyunjin giggling and dancing along to your song.
After you’re finale you crashed to the floor a laughing mess.
“Y/n y/n stay sitting down please” hyunjin laughs
“Okayyyy” you respond
“Hmmmmm lets play a game” hyunjin says
“Amazing idea”
“What about we take this last bottle and play truth or drink?” He suggests playfully cocking his eyebrow up and down
“Oh deal hwang” you say and grab the bottle out of his hand
“Okay y/n, so. would you sleep with any of the guys?” He asks giving you that sassy look he always makes
“No” you say almost immediately
“Not even felix?” He teases
“Mmmmm as much as he’s hot, I’m not into him” you say
“Who are you into then?”
“Was that the question?” You sassily respond cocking your head to the side
*He dramatically throws his head back and groans
“Fine. You go.”
“Hyunjin, what’s your ideal type?” You ask kind of curious
“You” he says seriously
“I……..” you go silent
“HA KIDDING” he screeches laughing “Oh I got you y/n”
“Haha ha yeah” you cough out a fake laugh still very shocked and confused. Hyunjin’s one to joke but that felt off. Nevermind. He’s just drunk, so are you.
“Y/n what turns you on?” Hyunjin asks bringing back that cocky look in his eyes
“Ew you don’t need to know” you take a shot
“Awwww come on y/n don’t be a wimp, just one thing” he says pleading
“I already took a shot hyun why…..”
He interrupts you by moving a whole lot closer
“Please”
This is definitely not a friend conversation but okay. You cant deny hyunjin’s puppy dog gaze.
*sigh* You look him in the face “Well….if you must know. Like dirty talk. Or more specifically like positive responses”
“Like what?”
“Why do you…”
“Im just curious” he says breathing on your face a little closer then before
“Ur a perv”
“Hey!!!!!!”
“UGH like good girl, or you’re doing so well or something like that”
“Ohhhhhh i see” he says
“Now lay off and you take a shot too for pestering me.” You say arms crossed making an annoyed face at him
He swigs a big sip of the soju
“Hyunjin, why are you looking at me like that?”
His gaze upon your face is intense. You swear he’s looking from your eyes to your lips to your chest??? But its hard to tell because the whole room is spinning.
“Do you want me to drink again?” He asks you
“Well its that or answer the question”
“Im not sure you want the answer”
“Oh” you start to put it all together in your jumbled brain
Well. Now you’re kinda too curious. You can’t deny you’ve always felt a little something for him. I mean have you seen HIM??
“Tell me” you say hesitantly still unsure of your choice
“Because you’re my ideal type.” He says staring into your eyes
You gulp, anxious about what to even say blankly staring at him in shock
“See Im sorry never….nevermind” he says scooting away from you looking upset
You grab his hand
“No!”
He looks at your hands then up at you
“I just…..how am I supposed to even respond to that. You’re like my best friend and obviously gorgeous but I don’t wanna ruin anything and we’re VERY drunk so…..”
He puts a finger on your lips to stop your rambling
“Do you like me?”
“I mean…….yeah I do”
“Then nothing else matters” he whispers moving back real close to you
He leans in and pulls you in for a deep kiss. His lips taste like cherries and alcohol. And god he can kiss. You always assumed he could but its better then you expected
You both pull apart for a moment. But you didn’t want to let go.
He dives back in engulfing you in his embrace
Kissing you passionately and deeply. Its slowly but sloppy and just sexy. God he’s just sexy. You grab on his arms pulling him closer if possible. You never noticed how toned he truly was till now, and feeling it for yourself.
He lets go to breathe and you both pant noses touching as you rest
“How drunk are you?” He asks sounding concerned now
“A bit but I know what I’m doing” the room starts to be still for a moment and you take that as a green light
“I just don’t want to take advantage of you.” He says
A real man.
You both are equally fucked up and drunk. But you know what your doing and it’s VERY consensual.
“You….are you implying?” You ask a little shy now
“I want you, please” he asks bringing those eyes back
You ache for him
“Yes” you breathe out
“Good girl” he says leaning back in to your lips
Pt.2 coming soon🩷 comment if you want to be tagged!!
#smut#skz scenarios#skz fanfic#skz smut#straykids smut#felix x reader#hyunjin#hyunjin smut#hyunjin x reader#felix smut#skz felix
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sighs dreamily,, sevika with a short chubby gf. im rlly self serving here but when is it my turn???
ND SHES SO POSSESSIVE i’m going to combust. like she would be all for you showing off your curves but if anyone even looks at you they’re gone. nd she keeps you on her lap at the last drop, one hand squishing your thighs while she holds her cards in the other bc she just loves having her own personal stress ball,,
looooord and imagine being away for work for the day, coming to visit her at the last drop,, walking in wearing a cute miniskirt and one of her sweaters bc its huge and comfy (have you SEEN her muscles there’s no way her non-work clothes wouldn’t be baggy). and she sees you, she immediately gets up, walks over, and wraps a protective arm round your waist and death glaring anyone who was just glancing your way. sitting you on one of her thighs with her goddamn manspread, kissing your neck as she plays god i need to sit down
ohhhhhh my god. I've been thinking about sevika so much lately, especially bc @sevikasimp has been posting the bartender sevika content that is making me go ahhhHHHHHHHHHHH.
so in the wise words of Emi: Sevika Loves Thick Women. And if your short?? Baby she's in love. She absolutely teases you for being shorter than her, but she loves it. And she is possessive!! Because she knows your gorgeous and she knows Zaun can be scary!! And here you are, her sweet girl, fully capable of holding your own but she wants to protect you!
Thinking soooo much about sitting on her lap while she's playing cards in The Last Drop. You're wearing a miniskirt that she bought you, a short black thing with a laced-up slit + one of her sweaters that she only ever wears inside your apartment + some chunky boots bc Zaun requires the chunky boots. And you stomp stomp stomp into The Last Drop, bee-lining for Sevika at her table in front of the bar.
She saw you the second you walked in, but she has a reputation to maintain so she can't get all mushy and sappy like she always does when she sees you </3. That doesn't mean she won't be touchy! She won't go all mushy, Rottweiler gf, but she will let you cling to her and show her affection if you want to. Because the second you walk up to her, she is hauling you onto her lap and placing on harsh smack on your thigh before groping and soothing the flesh. The feel of you on her lap, the softness of your ass and thighs on her muscled legs, is borderline euphoric.
Sevika keeps you there, propped up on her lap, as she plays and she tries soooo hard not to melt at the way you cuddle into her. You're all snuggled into her neck, one of her arms a sturdy weight around your waist, and you're on the verge of sleep. And who can blame you!! Because she's also kneading at the fat of your tummy, your thigh, wherever her hand can reach without having to fully detach from your waist. And every now and then she whispers lil complements to you and places little kisses on the top of your head. Plus!! I know she takes care to smell good for you. She uses a really suave unisex perfume that smells kinda like the energy of a speak easy? A little smoky? A little boozy sweet? A little masculine, cologne type scent? Do you know what I mean? She smells fucking good is what I'm saying! And She can tell you're completely at ease with her, and she's on cloud nine: winning at cards with a pretty girl on her lap, all for her <3
Anyone who even tries to bother her or talk shit about the way you're clinging to her gets the worst mean mug of their life and, once you're awake enough to go get a drink on your own, gets the shit kicked out of them in the alley next to The Last Drop <3 no one makes her girl feel bad <3 ever <3
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Im not gonna say puerto ricans don't say tio to mean guy bc maybe they do (I've personally never heard it. Honestly even meaning uncle it's rare in PR usually I hear titi/tito for aunt/uncle) but tio (meaning guy) is specifically such a spaniard thing to say, honestly when we mock the spanish we do it saying tio.
Honestly the fact I even know that is because I read it secondhand on tumblr somewhere💀 or I mean, I've heard tio meaning uncle before (unless i was earblind lmao), but I had no idea it also meant dude until, you know. Recently.
bruh I bet Miles learned that in Spanish class at school, I think I remember seeing a post somewhere where they said "maybe miles wouldn't have a b in Spanish if he wasn't doing Spain Spanish in school and Puerto Rican Spanish at home" or something to that effect, idk, unless they're teaching Mexican Spanish at his school and Miles is just genuinely struggling so hard he pulled from a third form of Spanish he ain't even formally learning 😂
Gotta admit, Miles teaching Reader horrible Spanish/Spanglish would be a cute sorta thing to get under Miguel's skin, and I actually did, uh, write this a while back for funsies lol (although I keep forgetting to use those recommended translator sites so, using Google translate I know will set me on the wrong path lmao)
Reader be like "oh Miguel hates Spanglish? Let me tease the fuck out of this man 👏" but like this is one of those drafts that goes absolutely nowhere lmao, it's some dialogue and then Reader saying something to Jess that he actually wasn't supposed to hear and then done haha
I just. I like didn't even finish one Spanish class ok, I had a part of a Spanish class in middle school and obviously im, 26 now, aging 😩 Miguel could be speaking Spanish talking about leaving me in the bottom of a ravine to die of starvation and as long as he's saying it A Tone I'd be like "o-ok then, whatever you say 😳 i dont know what youre saying but you sound sexy saying it"
I'm just kind of. I'm weird because I can be extremely shy but once I'm comfortable or at least drunk or high or something I can be a huge teasing agitating shit disturber and I keep thinking of Reader just being INAPPROPRIATE with this man
Reader, after 3 glasses down at Spidey Margherita night, looking at Miguel from across the room: look at Miguel over there, just, being gorgeous. Fuck him. His tits are bigger than mine, his ass is fatter than mine, and his waist is smaller than mine. What the fuck. Who let him get away with that. He's lucky this isn't one of the universes where I can get HIM pregnant
Jess, the unfortunate soul who gets to make sure you get home: Girl, you know he can hear you right? Super hearing, genetically spliced, remember?
Reader: bulllllshit, it isn't THAT good, we're so far away, and it's loud in here. Look, I'll prove it. Hey Miguel, you want me to suck that dick?
VIOLENT CHOKING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, GLASS SHATTERING, DRINK DROPPED ON FLOOR. Miguel O'Hara found dead in Miami as he looks immediately at you with the most.... girl he doesn't even know how to react right now! He's embarrassed, he's shocked, he's... aroused??? Jess is giving you the most "oh my god you did not just say that" look as you're chugging the rest of your drink and exiting stage right because ohhhhhh my god you can never look him in the eyes ever again (but he'll remember this and seek you out later, don't worry 😉)
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Tablet acquired and a grumpy blushy Chilchuck has been send! 🫡
`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ OHHHHHH MY GOD ANON THAT IS LITERALLY GORGEOUS??!?!?!?! LIKE I SCREECHED. I KID U NOT. FOR ME?????? (;;;;u;;;;) THE IMMENSE TALENT WTF
is it okay if i post it along with any other drawings i get??? i’m definitely putting it on my wall though WAUGHHHHH IM GOING TO SOB
#✦ lilia speaks 🌱#IM LITERALLY FLOORED#HE LOOKS SO CUTE IM GONNA MELT#U GUYS ARE SO TALENTED#WTF?????#TWO WONDERFUL CHILS NOW IM GOING TO SOB
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mar!!!! how about sage and chia for the ask game?
kendy!!!! hello gorgeous!!! ask and u shall receive
sage ⇢ what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is?
ohhhhhh this is HARD. I'm a big art BITCH. I think paintings, particularly "classic" paintings will always have a special place in my heart bc that's kind of what I fell in love with first of all. like I genuinely remember the first time I saw a turner painting in the flesh at the national gallery and it was A Moment. equally seeing a rembrandt in warsaw felt really special, and walking through the louvre was one of the single most amazing experiences of my life. that being said!!!! writing has informed a huge part of my life and there are pieces of writing that have really touched my soul in a way that no other medium has
chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?
god I love inside jokes but istg explaining them is EMBARASSING LMAO me and mr marley have one that's so dumb but it dates back to when we first got together and he was telling me about how he used to do shadow puppets when he was a kid (icr how we got on to the topic of conversation) and for some reason he used to just hold a clenched fist to the light and the shadow was supposed to be george washington. I don't know how. so now every time we see our shadow one of us holds a fist out and we both say george washington. it's so fucking STEWPID 😭😭
get to know me!
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In a visually stunning drama, this is the most gorgeous scene so far. I don’t know why it’s giving me Silmarillion vibes but it is.
I love that he’s never afraid to ask but just goes head on.
He breaks my heart. And I totally get why she keeps trying to draw a line (she wants her safe, controlled, emotionally stagnant future) but ohhhhhh.
God, that mixture of competent arrogance and open humility is a killer. Like - he would never force himself on her and will leave the choice to her, but he will set it up perfectly and also leave no doubt to her that he loves her. In a way, this is the most choice she’s ever had.
Also, he’s so freaking thorough and detail-oriented.
Like, I have zero issue with her pushing him away (and actually points for not leading him on) but my heart!
The funny thing is the fact that he set this so carefully is proof how much he cares. He could wreck her marriage, hell her whole life, so easily and yet he’s so meticulous about keeping her reputation safe.
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Percy Jackson (1.01) Liveblog [SPOILERS]
“Look, I didn’t want to be a Half-Blood.” Sobbing. Ohhhhhh, that’s my childhood right there.
The Minotaur Mythomagic card. ;-; Underwear and all. What an excellent Easter egg.
Oh, GODS. Chiron is fucking perfect. He projects so much stateliness and wisdom already.
The Mrs. Dodds scene was a little weird, lol. Wish they’d done it just a bit more book accurately with Brunner throwing Percy Riptide. (This being said, I think I get what they were going for. They’re really leaning in to Percy not sure if he’s just seeing things or not, and so for the scene to play more illusion-like def. tracks with that.)
URGHDHSHS, Grover purposefully getting Percy expelled. 😭
OLIVIA RODRIGO’S “LOGICAL” QOQKOQOQKWOSOWLQODKSJS. HELP ME.
ICONIC.
Sally’s blue food 😭😭
Okay, Gabe needs to be about 10% more sleazy to be book accurate Gabe. Skwksknssn. He looks too put together.
AGHHHH, THE KRONOS DREAM!!
God, the actor who is playing Sally is lovely. So much warmth and playfulness. The tiniest tinge of melancholy.
“… like a puzzle with half the wrong pieces.” Oh, what a perfect way to describe it.
“You fell in love with God. Like… like Jesus?” KQOQOQJDJDIWKSKSWOWOWOSJS
God, this Percy being so self-loathing, so convinced that he’s broken because that’s the story that he tells himself. That’s the story that so many people have told him.
YEAH, BABY!! THE MINOTAUR!!
“He’s still wearing underpants.” Anidjejwjsjs.
The pine tree in the distance 😭😭
whatever effect they have on riptide is so fucking funny. I’m sorry. It just doesnt look real AWKWKDKEKWK
ANNABETHHHHHHHHH!!
oh, these end credits are fucking gorgeous
I am so goddamn excited for this adventure.
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12/17/2023
Got some absolutely gorgeous skies on the way home today.
Positive thing: I had fun hanging out with my friend today while getting groceries and stuff.
It had been a while since we had last hung out so it was nice to get caught up and get some groceries at the same time. We went to this Greek place that was really good too and he was kind enough to buy me lunch since I had gotten back from -
Oh my fuckign god breaking news from my partner, the new Picross game has a Kickstarter and one of the backer rewards lets you have your own puzzle in the game AAAAH
Anyway he sent me half the monies and we just bought one of the big pledges I officially get to have my own Picross puzzle ohhhhhh my godddd this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
Okay I'm normal now. It's ironic that midway through talking about how I am running out of money I just impulse bought something but I love Picross with my whole heart and an opportunity to get to be a part of it doesn't come by every day. I'm literally so happy right now oh my god.
I really should try to get to sleep now since I have work tomorrow oops
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Everyone we’re taking a Sapphic* positivity moment. No excuses.
Seeing a woman without makeup or tattoos: god she’s gorgeous. Queen slay with that confidence! Fucking own that mortal coil shut! Defy those stigmas! I’m here for it god I love your face.
Seeing a woman with makeup: ffs so pretty???! Look at those skills! Look at that clean ass contour! I don’t even know what that shits called but I like it! Hell yeah! Your have made your face into A Shiny Thing and my shiny rock senses are tingling fuck yeah
Seeing a woman with a lot of tattoos: fuuuuuuuuck look at the ART! What’s this one?? Oh this contours so nicely!!! Tell me what this one means??? Is it some super personal deep shit? That’s cool if u don’t wanna tell me! Is it something you impulse bought on a night out with your friends??? Hell yeah! Look! I’ve got one too! Tell me all about the ones you want to get! Fuck I want to just stare at your fucking skin not in a creepy way I swear (unless????)
(Bonus// seeing a woman with a ton of piercings and jewelry: *monkey brain activated* shinyshinyshinyshinyshiny ohhhhhh this shiny thing dangles!)
*Disclaimer! This applies to all you precious fuckers! Yeah that includes you you gorgeous ass mofukin bean!
#asexuality does not mean I’m immune to the sheer aesthetic power of women#i don’t care who you are you’re fucking gorgeous#*cries in gay*#I’m stopping myself before I rant about hoodies and fancy clothes#but know that fuuuuuck cozy women???? fancy women???!!!#we only accept supporting other beans here#god I’m so gay I almost forgot to tag this as gay I was too busy thinking about how gay I am#lgbt#sapphism#gaaaaaaaay#gorgeous women
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What do you recommend from The Amazing Devil? I love crane wives too btw!
Ohhhhhh thank you so much for asking me this tumblr user sally salamencerobot, this is the perfect way to set me off :DD
5. Pray, from Love Run
This song is so wildly intense and powerful and every time I listen to I feel like tearing apart the fabric of the sky. What a banger! It perfectly encapsulates one of the reasons I love The Amazing Devil, which is that their music feel like it captures the soul of a Shakespearean play.
Favorite lyrics:
Why you cannot sleep for sighing /
Why womanhood is more than crying
4. The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace, from Ruin
This song just. It wrecks me. It reaches out a hand to the darkest times and the deepest pains, and pulls them into a dance. It's grief and fury and humor and acceptance all in one. The length and hushed beginning may seem off-putting, but I promise you the build up culminates the most satisfying experience ever.
Favorite lyrics:
You're not a coward 'cause you cower /
You're brave because they broke you /
Yet broken still you breathe /
So breathe, breathe just breathe
3. Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious, from Ruin
Oughhhh just the incredible humanness of this song, the mundane experiences and fellow feeling and real connection. It's so tender and funny, and at the core there's just a lovely kindness that wraps you up and tells you you're not alone. It's an ode to the socially anxious, the socially awkward, and everyone who's gone home from a social gathering feeling like they'd rather live in bed than do anything like that ever again.
Favorite lyrics:
But your smile tells me I'm safe /
And that voice unspoken's heard /
'Cause if God make us all in his image /
Then God's a fucking nerd!
2. Fair, from The Horror and the Wild
This song is so tender...it feels like a hand brushing through your hair, your parents tucking you into bed and giving you a kiss, holding on tight to your friend in a crowd so that you don't get lost. It is just so deeply in love with the miniscule details of sharing your life with someone, and it makes my heart ache every single time.
Favorite lyrics:
'Cause darling I was born to press my head between your shoulder blades /
At night when light is fading /
Just to let you know I'm old, waylaid and feels like I am wading
Side note: Joey Batey's voice here??? 😭😭
1. Farewell Wanderlust, from The Horror and the Wild
My favorite song from this artist is indeed everyone's favorite song: Farewell Wanderlust!
It's so darkly gorgeous, like if light and shadow were transcribed into sound. Madeline and Joey's voices draw you in, draw you close, until you're caught in the musical equivalent of dancing with the devil. And when they release all of their emotion in a beautifully roaring crescendo, it's pure catharsis. It's like, the platonic ideal of itself.
Favorite lyrics:
"Come, devil, come," she sang, "Call out my name" /
Let's take this outside, 'cause we're one and the same /
Our gods have abandoned us, left us instead /
Take up arms, take my hand, let us waltz for the dead
Ahhh tysm for giving me an opportunity to gush about my favorite music! As a fellow Crane Wife, I have conclude that you must have good taste! And in turn, if you feel amenable, I would love to ask which songs you would recommend from your favorite artist?
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i’ve gotten into a habit of doing little drabbles of sigma writing whenever i can. and most of the time they’re not even good they’re just little blurbs of him going to the park or writing book reviews for fun or having really good tea (10/10 would recommend very fun to write) however.
the other day i was looking at the stuff on your smim roleplay blog and i was like hey why is this so different from how he is in my mind?? why is this not smim to me even though that’s actually a really good representation of his canon self??
AND TODAY IT HIT ME. IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE SIGMA TO ME
AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE WRITING AND I WENT OHHHHHH YEAH I’M JUST BASING MY ENTIRE VIEW OF SMIM OFF OF DIA AREN’T I????
LIKE EVEN WHEN I GO TO PICTURE YOU IN MY HEAD IT’S JUST SIGMA. MAYBE A SLIGHTLY MORE FEMININE SIGMA, BUT YEAH THAT’S SIGMA
so uh. congratulations. you are sigma in my head forever now
STOP WHAT>??????????? OMGGGGGGGGGG 🌸🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🥺🥺🥺🌸🥺🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🥺🥺
^^^^ me reading this during my lunchbreak while snacking on my little cinnamon roll i bought as a tasty treat
i am so happy to be smim in your head. oh my god i'm seriously so happy that people see this amazing and gorgeous character and are like 'hey ur like that' like. you all flatter me so much i wish i could give back all the love and comfort that you guys provide me <333333 i won't lie i do kind of picture mykola when you interact with me. like not any different just...he. but like a nice version LMAOMOSDJIAFISD
my end goal is actually to just be a fem sigma but like with short hair. kinda like these fanarts (also if the artists see this post hello please lmk if you want me to take them down)
GENDER ENVY GENDER ENVY GENDER ENVY
also you should send me your drabbles this isn't a request this is an order no it's not it's a threat hand em over 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
#dia's discourse#thoughts: well-dressed-sewer-rat#oh yeah and????? you think the smim character is accurate to the canon??????????#dude#I appreciate u dude#ur cool#ily
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Oh? We piling love and gratitude? Then let me join in!
God kitty quest is SO GOOD! I have no idea how but it's wormed it's way up my brain and has genuinely started to retroactively change how I see canon. I love kitty and she is my child and I just want her to be happy and just Ugh! Thank you for making this gorgeous amazing deep and great comic.
You're the reason I learned what an SSD feed is and how to use em
OHHHHHH crying. >0< i think i might know how kittyquest managed to do that... you see, its because kitty is real. she told me herself. maybe its because i made the damn thing, but kq definitely changed how i see canon, too. ill see fanart of like, rosemary, and say oh wow very cool fanart of ramonas parents. normal things like that. im coping
HEY THATS PRETTY COOL!!!! idk what an ssd feed is or how to use it, so youre ahead of me on that front
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♥️♦️
Femme Asks
❤️if you have a butch, gush abt them!
ohhhhhh god you dont understand Im like the luckiest girl in the world to have them in my life . when I tell you they make me feel so god damn special. like a fucking princess like oh my god. this is what it is to be ROMANCED man i tell you what. Shes so cute shes so silly all she ever wears is cargo pants and when i sleep with her i tell you I have never slpet so good in my life like i don't know how some little buzzcut butch can make me feel so secure and loved but she DOESand its....god.... she's got the most gorgeous soft eyes and a million freckles and the cutest smile and such a pretty nose and big strong arms and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
♦️what’s your favorite part of being femme?
its like all the fun parts of being a woman without the shitty parts
(i deal with the shitty parts of being a woman in every aspect of my life, but not in the butch femme community)
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Business Casual
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@_proletkvlt 11/08/2022
Cws: CNC, porn dialogue, transfemme POV character
Let’s get this over with, you grumble to yourself, as you slide another worthless resume into the trash.
It’s been a long, long day of applicant interviews. Sure, nobody said this work was exactly easy; your firm specialized in data transfers between private equity firms, a qualification you’re beginning to realize was becoming harder and harder to come by in modern society. The air in your office is muggy, the dinky ceiling fan doing little to alleviate the stagnancy.
“You can send in the next one.”
Your secretary hears you through your intercom and waves the young individual forward, out of the shag-carpeted waiting room and towards your office. With a creak, the door slides open, and the short-haired person steps inside. Hmm. Their outfit was a little more revealing than the office standard, with a low-cut t-shirt and shorts, but at this point, you’d take anyone if it meant possibly fixing the staff shortage.
“Good morning!” you greet them, smiling wide and extending a hand as you rise from your seat. They return the gesture, a chipper “good morning to you, too!” escaping their grinning lips. As they approach to shake your hand, though, something… changes. For a moment, they pause – eyes seemingly fixated on your lower body.
“Huh?” you ask, tilting your head before looking down. No, you hadn’t spilled coffee or anything, but you did suppose your skirt was a little… tight, around the crotch. For a moment, embarassment starts to trickle up through your spine, but is stifled almost immediately – coherent thought and social expectations were dust in the wind compared to what comes out of the applicant’s mouth.
“OHHHHHH~!! Office-mommy, you didn’t SAY you were packing such a TASTY MEATLOG~!” they squeal, immediately shattering the formerly-quiet and reserved atmosphere into a million pieces. “Wowwww, I’m the luckiest, sluttiest boi on Earth, aren’t I?”
“...I-I beg your pardo-”
“I can beg if you want to! Ohhhh, Mommy, please, please let me beg for you!! My FUCKLIPS are practically QUIVERING and DROOLING just THINKING about wrapping themselves around that gorgeous fuck-muscle!!”
Before you can even mutter an “are you in the right place?” they’re throwing themselves at you, flailing across the floor before latching onto your ass and stuffing their face right into your bulge. They take a long, deep inhalation, eyelids fluttering.
“NGH~! Ohh, Mommy! You’re spoiling me, aren’t you? I’ve been ACHING for another thick, hard piece of GIRL FUCKFLESH in my life – my girlboyfriend’s amazing bitchbreaker is, like, totally incredible, but GOD I just… I’ve just NEEDED more!! Hnghh, I can practically TASTE your potent mommyseed CHURNING in those ACHING, MUSKY BALLS…”
You’re not sure what is happening.
“...you, uh, you did apply to this position, right?”
“The data entry position? TOTES!!” they exclaim, nuzzling their face into your bulge while pulling a piece of crumpled printer paper from their shorts. You snatch it, prompting them to immediately return to staining your skirt with their drool. It’s… their resume? Despite it being almost illegible, with every other sentence of the cover letter being interrupted with lurid descriptions of sex and women’s various body parts – including some you didn’t even know it was possible to fetishize – it has everything you need. Solid marks in school, high recommendations from their previous employment; indeed, they even had long-time experience in the very same suite of software your firm relied on!
“I’m, er, impressed with- Hhh--”
Your tongue is caught in your lips. They’ve started working their head underneath your skirt and are now lapping at the underside of your balls through your panties, a lewd and sticky sound drowning out the spinning fan above. It doesn’t take them long before they’ve managed to work your sack out of your panties with their tongue – somehow – and pop your swollen testes into their mouth.
Barely a second passes as you grit your teeth and clench your fist around the sheet of paper. As if their mouth wasn’t enough, the twink in between your legs starts rubbing up and down your supple legs with their soft, gentle hands. Moans escape your lips, and you brace yourself against your desk as your stance grows less and less steady with pleasure.
“Mghhgh!!! Mhommhy, yr bhalls’re sooooohhhhh fhuckin’ YHUMMY!” they mumble, unable to form coherent words due to the amount of dick currently filling their mouth. Every syllable is like a vibrator pressed up against your cock. “Yhr lhegs’re sooooo shoft and plush I wanna jhust dig my theeth into them~!!”
With a wet slap, they pull themselves off of your dick and out from your skirt. “Like, can you bust your tasty girlnut into my facepussy? Pleeeeease?” they beg, sweaty and pube-strewn face glistening in the off-white fluorescent light. “I promise I’ll be your very very bestest office cumdump boitoy! I promise, I promise!~! I’ll spend every day milking your ooey, gooey, delicious seed out of those PLUMP fucking girlnuts an-”
“Y-your office will be down the hall. D-do you have a work permit?”
“-basically just SUCK them until they’re fucking DRAINED of every DROP of your potent, backed-up--”
“...hello?”
“What?” they ask, face immediately flattening into a deadpan expression. “Oh, yeah.”
“...when can you start?”
Their eyes open right back up like the widening lens of a camera. For a moment, they’re basically glittering, beaming with excitement.
“RIGHT NOW!” they scream as they jump up, clapping their hands in an exaggerated way. Their expression is little more than pure, unadulterated joy. “Ohhh, my fucking GOD, I’m so happy!! I’m so fucking h-happy I… I,, nhghh~!!!”
With a long, high-pitched moan that rapidly turns into a squeal, your newest employee crosses their legs. Their tongue rolls from their mouth, drooling, eyes crossing and rolling back into their head. Both hands seem to crane upwards on instinct, extending their fingers into double peace-signs – right as a massive wet spot starts to appear on the crotch of their shorts.
“...what is your, like, proble-”
Before you can finish, they throw themselves back at your skirt, ripping your panties away and sliding the full length of your cock into the back of their throat like a competitive hot dog eater. It isn’t much longer before the rhythmic spinning of the ceiling fan is drowned out beneath a cacophony of sucking, slurping, and wet, meaty slapping of lips against flesh.
At least you’re fully-staffed again.
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