when joel and etho realize they're each other's soulmates joel gifts etho an iron ingot after etho gives him a crossbow, indicating that even without being on hermitcraft joel knows about etho's gold digger tendencies, and that etho will be indulging joel's ineffable blood lust for the foreseeable future . God bless

plugrry with a crush on you 😋 he's always so sweet to you and absolutely never lets you pay for weed 😋 you're friends with his roomate so one day you're hanging out with him and he's all 😏harry definitely loooooves you 😏 and you're like "don't be ridiculous he's just nice" and he's all "oh yeah for sure... are you gonna tell me he's never snuck you a little extra? slipped you a little more than you payed for?" and you're blushing, you shrug and say "I've never paid for any of it" and his head snaps up, he's like "what do you mean?" and you say "he won't let me, i try every time I'm here but he won't take it. I even left the cash on his desk one time, then the next time I was here he physically put it back in my pocket" and he's smiling soooo big, he shakes his head and says "I've known harry for a very long time, believe me when I tell you that man is in love with you... I've never seen him give freebies to anyone, much less more than once" and you're feeling very 🤭 about this new information 😋the next time you're "buying" you say "how come you never let me pay?" and he raises his eyebrows but doesn't look up from his little setup as he's measuring it out for you, he hums softly and says "pretty girl discount" and you're bluuuushing 😋you're feeling bold so you say "you don't have to lie, your roommate told me you never give free stuff to anyone" and he finally looks up at you and he has a little smile on his face when he says "that's true, I don't... guess you're just special" and he's handing you your stuff 😋

OHHHHHHHHKNJJDIFHJNHFJNUH MY OGDDDDD WHAT THE UCKKCJNBHJ IM DYINGGGGGGGG

thiS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY OGDDDDD

tbh im like full blown tired of seeing whole ass book posts trying to guilt me into giving a shit what the other three boys are doing like Grow Up Perhaps 

Come for me Niall 8.8.15

ohhh my god

lorren did nawt in fact wait for it💃💃

PLEASEEEEEEEE OH MY OGDDDDD

just telling him about your interests and you say “oh my god im sorry this is probably so boring to hear” and he’d be like “what? no! tell me more 😌” he would never think your interests are dumb he would love hearing about them

NO HE WOULDDDDDDD OH MY OGDDDDD

please missing harry a little bit while he’s out at work so you get all prettied up and when you get there it takes him a bit to notice you but finally when he sees you he gives you the biggest smiling hurrying up to get to you and when he finally is he’s like oh hi baby missed you while leaning over the bar to give you a kiss and fixing up your favorite drink and anytime he gets a free chance he goes and talks to you a bit asking if you’re having fun pls he’s even take a quick 15 minute break to talk to you in the back😌

YESSSJDBHJC OH MY OGDDDDD saying your just gonna stay in for the night when he goes to work and hes like alright bby see ya later but then you get all dressed up to go see ya mans working hard and flirt with him all night 😋

OR MAYBE! We get a scene of Tom being all angsty and begging Patrick to stay which leads to ~adult fun times~ but it’s angsty with Tom asking for one more chance, then the movie ends with he and Marion in a house a few years later with Tom having a pocket watch and a picture of David in it.. aka let me write the script for duality content :)

NOOOOOO OH MY OGDDDDD

I think he’ll sing maybe Santa Baby, All I Want for Christmas is You, or Silent Night because he’s be perfect for that song 🥺

IF HE SANG ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN....SANTA BABY TOO BUT OH MY OGDDDDD

Anonymous said: I’d love to see him sing all alone on Christmas his voice would suit it super well!

OOOOOH

Anonymous said: my older brother wouldn’t get out and pump my gas for me even tho i was giving him a ride to the airport sooo when i got out i left my door wide open so he’d be just as cold as me and i feel like harry would be proud of this petty act

FJCHBYHUD HE WOULD!

Okay back to something fun! Harry would do the same thing if you were away from your baby the first time and very nervous so to avoid worrying you he’s end up texting one of his friends with kids asking if her hiccuping or crying every time he put her down was normal 🥺

PLEASEEKNJDN OH MY OGDDDDD 🥺🥺🥺

BUT LIKE HIM SITTING IN THEIR NURSERY AND THAT BABY IN HIS ARMS AND HES JUST ROCKING THEM GENTLY WHISTLING 😗

STOPPPPPPPPP OH MY OGDDDDD 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

No but moisturizing Harry's body???? Applying lotion on his belly and 🤧🤧

NOT HIS BELLY PLEASKDJNHRBFJG OH MY OGDDDDD

The way Harry looks at Stevie with his hand on his face when she’s singing leather and lace...Jesus if he ever looked at me like that my heart would explode out of my chest

I FUCKIJGNJK KNOW OH MY OGDDDDD