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graveryavery · 11 months
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“It’s just I… I’m worried,” Regulus mutters with an embarrassed wince, curse the heart and its stupid need to care for people, and, frankly, curse Barty and Evan for being so totally delusional. “They’re both just so dumb, James, and I actually do not know how much more of their flirting and their fighting I can take before they get togethe–” 
“Hold on, hold on,” James blurts out suddenly, brows furrowed and bringing one hand up to rub at his forehead. “Barty and Evan aren’t together?”
Regulus stares at him in bewilderment for a long second. “No?” 
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lulublack90 · 4 months
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Prompt - Cauldron
@jegulus-microfic December 11 Word count 220
“Regulus, I’m bored,” James complained as Regulus pulled yet another cauldron off the shelf and onto his workbench. 
“Sorry, James, but this is important. I only need to make one more batch to be certain it actually works.” 
“How long does it take?” James asked, feeling better that it was only one more potion. 
“About 10 hours to add all the ingredients and let it brew,” Regulus answered as he turned to the ingredients stores to grab more rat tails and shrivelfigs. He picked up his wand and pointed it to where he’d left the cauldron. But it was missing. 
Regulus was stunned when he saw where it had gone. In his boredom, James had upended it and stuck it on his head. 
“Very funny, James. Come on, I need it back now.” He held out a hand waiting for James to hand it over. 
“I’m sorry Reg but I can’t do that,” James said back, his voice muffled. 
“And why not?” Regulus was getting annoyed now. He’d been brewing potions for the last three days and this was the last one. 
“Because it’s stuck!” James’s shoulders slumped in defeat as he tried in vain to yank the pewter cauldron from his head. 
“Idiot,” Regulus muttered as he rolled his sleeves up and went to help James release his head.   
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adharastarlight · 2 years
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James, leaning on the wall casually: so, come here a lot?
Regulus: this is my dorm??? we just had sex??? James what the-
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Sirius: What are you doing tonight?
James: Going to the Hog’s Head
Sirius: Oh. Well maybe you’ll see Reggie. He’s going tonight too
James: *worried Sirius is going to figure out that him and Regulus are going together*
Oh uh..you know it’s a big place and uh I probably won’t see him uh..
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mr-iskender · 8 months
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Also...James walking across Spain on a pilgrimage route and then stopping right before he has reached the cathedral at the end, when he is literally almost there and has put in all this effort, and turning back is just....man that's him in a nutshell isn't it
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labcampkill · 4 months
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(to James.)
Hey um, i kind of forgot your name ah... Can I call you mine?
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"You want to call me your name?" He furrows his brow " I don't get it?"
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aplpaca · 4 months
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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Watching Star Trek IV
Whale biologist: why do you hang around with that weird guy who calls you admiral and why are you so close?
Kirk: *hesitates*
Whale biologist, who lives in San Francisco in the 80s and is rapidly drawing many correct conclusions: that’s okay we don’t have to talk about it.
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annebonnydyke · 4 months
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new fucking video just dropped babes 
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rhetorical-conscience · 2 months
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James: We need to talk about your mental health.
Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.
James:
Regulus:
James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-
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unicornlamps · 1 month
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James Somerton measured response summarized
the video is MONITIZED and he opens up with this fact -he has reuploaded all his old videos with monetization as well -says that any money from these videos will be donated either to Hbomerguy's team OR wikipedia and trans lifeline
-he's been reaching out and making apologies to people -says he has made an apology to Jessie gender -admits to calling the police on a local person who he claims had threatened him. James says that this local person is local to him and has a violent record but he filed a police report.
-says that he didn't initially intend to plagerize people - says that he and nick would put in blocks of text into their scripts and then continue writing -due to memory issues James would forget which parts of the script were written by him and which were not -says he has memory issues due to a childhood head injury that also caused him to develop epilepsy
-says that when his mother died, he took over the legal proceedings because his father cannot read or write - the life insurance payment did not go through -James didn't get the insurance payout that he claims his mother wanted him to have in order to make a movie (????) -once the insurance payout didn't come through he decided to start Telos
-openly admits that the reason he would have been able to make a short film with such little money was because he was planning on hiring his former classmates and not paying them union wages
-says that a lot of delays with Telos happened because of him and Nick moving around. -says he's working with a producer now so there should be A Movie Out This Year (Jesus christ) -Claims that he will not be making any money off of this short film he will be releasing
-calls his apology video from December "horrendous" -says that there was a small but dedicated group of people that showed up to his house while he was hospitalized
-says he will post edited videos of his old work that do not feature any plagerized content - is also releasing some videos that he never got the chance to release before everything went to shit -is Also releasing a BRAND NEW VIDEO written "entirely by me" and says it's more of a documentary -wants to make documentaries about gay history -says that misinformation "made its way into past videos" but that it was "never malicious"
-starting a NEW patreon
-says this could have all been avoided if he had stepped away from the channel when his mother died
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graveryavery · 9 months
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“Yeah, well,” Regulus smirks to himself briefly before turning and hopping up on the counter, tugging James forward by his collar so he can stand between his legs, though he does so with a small stumble. The poor thing looks a bit dazed, eyes a little clouded, cheeks a little flushed, the corner of his mouth wet with drool. Oh, he’s so delicious, Regulus is going to ruin him. “We could always get it out of your system now.”
James lets out a noise like something’s just died in his chest. “I have a humongous boner right now.”
Well then. Regulus sighs, resting his elbows on James’ shoulders and running his fingers through his head of unruly curls. “How are you simultaneously the most romantic and least romantic man on earth.”
“It’s a gift. I’m very special.”
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caspervi · 22 days
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Jegulus “engagement photoshoot” commission ⭐️
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noasmirrorball · 1 month
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no thoughts just slutty james teaching regulus how to kiss
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veethebeequeen · 3 months
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James: I finally asked Regulus out
Lily: oh I'm sorry
James: why?
Lily: I assumed he said no
James: no he said yes
Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then
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throwthisawayplease · 5 months
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kirk and spock in their fancy outfits from “return of the archons”. this is so old but i made a promise today that i would start posting again so hello to all of my favorite people i love you endlessly
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