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thoughts on edgeworth.
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#fanart#meme#doodle#cartoon#i remember when this blew up on twitter people where so#horny??#for edgeworth???#like NO.#that's not the appeal of him AT ALL (for me)#i like him in a sopping wet cat outside in a cardboard box kinda way#we are not the same.#oh fuck uh#aa 3-1 spoilers#bratworth#i hate him so much /neg /pos#yams art
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they werent lying that everything did burn
#not my best work but considering I’ve been exploding to death so much lately which has rendered me unable to art. I like how this turned out#pay no mind o the fucked up anatomy this was intended to b just a lighting experiment. ik some bits look off but I donot have energy to fix#ANYWAY. sorry regualr followers & mutual alike I have contracted brainrot. wahooo#now to tag this with ten million things#double life smp#dlsmp#boat boys#??? idk if that’s a tag#trafficblr#dlsmp joel#dlsmp etho#oh fuck uh#cw fire#??#technically it’s lava but what the fuck ever
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Haori was tall, was the first thing Gina noted — maybe even taller than Naruhodou — and she was dressed in a pale yellow kimono. Her angles were soft and yet there was something distinctly angular to her, and her hands looked uncalloused, like she’d never worked a day in her life, and she was smiling at Susato like a sunflower turning to face the sky.
Gina promptly decided to hate her.
Or: Gina Lestrade meets someone new.
Written for Gina Weekend (@ginalestradezine) and Femslash February 2024, day three: cake
#sorry it's midnight i dont have the energy to copy over the tags but im very proud of this i prommy it is exactly 1111 words#ginahao#ginasusahao#femslashfeb2024#ginalestradeweekend2024#gina lestrade#haori murasame#murasame haori#rei membami#su's in this but not enough to tag properly i think#the great ace attorney#tgaa#oh fuck uh#tgaa spoilers#dai gyakuten saiban#dgs#dgs spoilers#jules.txt#g: ace attorney#scribbling#SORRY IM LATE BTW I POSTED THIS ON AO3 LAST NIGHT BUT FORGOT TO PUT IT HERE…
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WIP Wednesday!
I was tagged by @adelaidedrubman, and I decided to do an art piece that goes with a fic because noth appeared so vividly in my head I couldn't not do both SO have a (admittedly nowhere close to done) fic and some (basically almost completed) art!
I just don't understand what happened out there," Joseph says as he hands me a rag to clean off the blood, "you and Ethan usually get along so well, even with you telling him ridiculous and terrifying things,"
I remain quiet. Allowing him to lecture me, in the bunker, I learned that there's no point in awnsering until he actually prompts me to. And he'll let me answer soon. I just need to wait.
He sighs, "what happened- no lying don't leave out details, tell me why you came back covered in blood and Ethan hasn't said a word since you two arrived," his arms are crossed.
I take a deep breath.
"Ok."
Earlier
"Ok, let's go over the rules again," I say, walking along with Ethan, adjusting my cloak.
"Aphid! We've gone over them 10 times already!" He groans, which is fair, I am not the only person who has gone over the rule with him multiple times today, "I already know all of them!"
"Well, in that case, tell them to me again," I tell him. He gives me a look, "I just wanna be sure,"
"Fine." He rolls his eyes, "but this is the last time!"
"Of course, bud,"
Alright, I think everyone has been tagged already, but I'll tag uh @salad-says-hi (hi bestie) @raccoongoblin666 (no pressure) @gxmergurl (no pressure again) and anybody else who wants to!
#WIP#im talking now#my writing#funi art time#idk how to do the flashback thing? like 'earlier' is all i got so if you have tips on how to do it better#and less clunky#lemme know#ik this is ambitious btw but i really cant notndo both#OH FUCK UH#gore tw#blood tw
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GOD DO YOU GUYS THINK SHINOBU DOES TAXIDERMY ... I shouldn't be allowed to say these things but here goes
y'know all those colleagues who lost their left eyes? their right eyes are floating in lil individual jars arranged tastefully in Shinobu's living room. she is sentimental about them—she places a small crystal vase with a couple of mums at the center of the eye display—but they were also valuable wet taxidermy practice and she's proud of her work.
she's also real into dissecting the songbirds that fly directly into the side of her house and flop down dead on the grass. écorché, baby: she carefully peels back the feathered skin to reveal the structure beneath, stretching the wings to properly show every bundle of muscle. she displays these in the hallways and, distressingly, the bathrooms. each one has its beak propped open and a brightly colored beetle pinned just out of reach.
I think she'd prefer wet taxidermy to dry because they're less fuss, though the way the fluid clouds up over time does irk her
#ohhh boy how to tag this#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#kocho shinobu#shinobu#taxidermy#ecorche#death#animal death#guts#kinda sorta#organs#those for sure#oh fuck uh#demon slayer spoilers#ok i'll say it. I'll admit it! i want Rengoku's remaining eye in a jar!! it's pretty!!!!#to draw#MAYBE#and since I learned the term ecorche from#the museum of the vanishing dog#i gotta tag them too#DEMON SLAYER X MUSEUM OF THE VANISHING DOG CROSSOVER WHEN
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Oh man Mallow, it's bad with how they do Sparkpelt dirty. Especially from Flamepaw's pov in the new arc. Just...ugh.
please don't spoil anything, we haven't read that book yet
#ask#anon#mine#this ain't like#you didn't really spoil anything#but i don't want to know until we actually read it#takes hella effort to keep matthew out of spoilers as is#so y'know try not to make my job harder xd#oh fuck uh#the matthew experience#there#tbh admin stuff of this blog falls to more than just matthew these days#anything that's like Content is him#but we keep up with the day to day for him#anyway#i'm ramblin
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CATTAILS ENJOYER SPOTTED WHICH COLONY DID YOU JOIN
UHHHH
forest colony. it has ember. Enough said
#mag sillies#asks#vincentus#although I haven’t played the game ina bit#need to find my switch lite…#als bc it’s the starting colony & i jsut… i jsut like the environment around it!!#I sometimes go for mystic also! krampy#I have so many drafts about that freak i haven’t posted#oh fuck uh#cattails
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some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them
#i read 'barnaby bites wally out of affection' exactly Once and it imprinted in my brain forever#its so damn cute... what the fuck... who authorized that....#one thing about me: yes i Will exaggerate size differences. no im Not sorry#listen one thing i love more than the big guy & their lil buddy dynamic#is big guy & their lil buddy 'rough-housing'#where it looks vicious but the big guy is actually being so so gentle and careful <3#it kills me every time!!!#AND THESE TWO ARE PERFECT FOR BOTH BABEYYYYYY#the bestiessssss themmmmm them them them#i have so many thoughts / feelings about them and many of them Directly Conflict <3#scribble salad#welcome home#wait when. when did i start drawing barnaby so damn much#every other scribble is Him#uh oh! looks like hes Blorbo!!!#anyhow sometimes i sit on doodles for Days and Days#until it occurs to me that hey. i can post these#i havent been scribbling much bc ive been chipping away at comms when i have the free time to do Art#the only non-comm stuff have been silly warmups riperoni#BUT! AHA! last week's me (early this week???) was in their Barnaby & Wally feels!!!#providing current me with Crumbs to post!
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Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.
Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.
Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.
Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.
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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.
He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.
Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.
They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.
"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.
Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.
The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.
"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.
"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."
"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"
"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."
"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"
"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."
"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.
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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.
Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.
And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.
Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.
But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.
The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#long post#danny can make ghosts appear like they do in amity but only for a short while and when in proximity to him#its not apparent in amity because the ghosts are just like that there#Danny just having a good time#Danny having zero brain cells about this whole thing and neither he nor jazz will offer explanations#they're just like 'gotham has ghosts. its not like he put them there'#Bruce getting into therapy because his dead parents said they were proud of him and he didnt know how to handle that#bruce having to turn this energy around somehow and seeing jason - my boy i love you so much and im so sorry and im so proud of you#heres the thing i dont know how i made it anger management ship at the end but i sure as fuck did.#jason is at a lack of words at bruce's confessions of pride and love but is also about to be a BAT about this and track down info#info in the form of a cute girl#oh yeah she has a brother#uh well#he has brothers too- this is fine#someone write this fic pls n thx u
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
#humans are space orcs#humans in space#earth is a deathworld#earth is space australia#tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag#also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people#write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA#MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage.#especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry#evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally#ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting#after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater
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i don’t even have to see the the meme anymore, i just see supernatural trending and know some shit went down
#i opened the app saw spn trending went uh oh#saw it was trending with US politics and said out loud ‘oh what the fuck happened now’#supernatural#us politics#donald trump#destiel
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love seeing brennan get rocked so hard in the dome that he has to physically sit back down
#and hold a hand up to his head like he actually got hit#other things i love: emilys cackle. siobhan’s hot purple birds. zac having READ THE FUCKING BOOK#you can SEE the 1d4 psychic damage hit.#dare i say 2d4?#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#d20#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#uh oh!
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Birds of a Feather
previous / next
#birds of a feather#uh oh sisters!! ends up lila will cause problems no matter fucking what!!#my art#feralnette au#if you dont want the cliffhanger... the next part is posted on my patreon! i did it! I made a buffer!
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he just REALLY likes Cheers, huh?
#fiona and cake#fiona and cake spoilers#adventure time#fac#fac spoilers#at spoilers#at#simon petrikov#uh the episodes are simon and marcy (AT) / simon petrikov (FaC) / Fiona Campbell (FaC)#fucking cried when she put on cheers btw#oh my god
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kaleidoscopic crush
#spider man: across the spider verse#pavitr prabhakar#gwen stacy#spider noir#spider punk#hobie brown#noirpunk#so. maybe i went a bit insane#i like poetry a regular amount i promise#this might be one of my favorite things i’ve ever made#first time drawing pav & gwen! they turned out—uh. okay!#the universes & noir himself get brighter as he acclimates :)#treacle (tart) means sweetheart in cockney rhyming slang#bc i cant fucking help myself lol#noir is so in love……….. just like we all are sdfkjhg#mans CANNOT handle how pretty hobie is in his element#to the anon who gave me the idea: thank you so much oh my gods#cw eyestrain#just in case#there is so much going on lol
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So what I’m getting from this is kosa is basically forced spyware
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