#oh brother this guy stinks
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I'll be condescending when you promote ignorance. You sound like cis people who say taking T at all is toxic to your body based on word of mouth.
Well that’s just not true. I literally listed 3 other methods of taking testosterone. A hormone that I take. Weekly. I was happy with being corrected, not like I’m the authority on hrt, but it seems like you were just looking for a reason to be rude.
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hello op, I adore the villain you've created in the medical malpractice piece. their energy, their quips, their motivations, their dynamic with the hero. it's brilliant and perfect and please, please do write more about them. "firework" now has permanently changed my mind. maybe a continuation or maybe another one-shot if you're interested? it's great stuff
omg thank u sm,, i was proud of it! and ofc! i didn't have a story laid out for them but im always happy to revisit my works (maybe even w/ suggestions wink wink nudge nudge) !! sorry for the late update, i may be silent but trust, i am lurking
medical malpractice: healing boredom
The villain hadn't expected for this to go on for this long, but the little hero was resilient. If the villain didn't know any better, he'd think the hero was getting as much as a kick out of this as he was. His thoughts took over his mind, only snapping out of it when he heard the squeak from the hero and the flinch away from his healing hands.
"Ouch." Hero cradled their newly healed fingers to their chest.
"Oh, so sorry, firework. I was distracted." The hero returned their hand and the villain got to work on their thumb. Maybe snapping each of their fingers last night was overkill they thought- he shouldn't be giving himself this much work. Each heal was a meticulous and fragile process; it took more power than messing with a frontal lobe or blocking an artery. The villain cursed silently as he moved to the hero's other hand.
"I didn't know you could do that." The villain hummed in confusion, asking for elaboration with a raised eyebrow. "Hurt."
The hero was smarter than the villain thought, but apparently also vulnerable to charm. They dismissed things when disguised as a joke or flirtatious comment. Which explains why the villain now spent their Tuesday and Thursday afternoons playing footsies with the Hero under oval tables at meetings. He had had many close calls.
"Mmm. Everyone can hurt someone, Hero." He responded, focused on the hero's untrimmed cuticles.
"Yes, but I didn't think you could do it physically, with your powers."
"Well, healing involves pain, does it not?"
"You don't make it hurt."
"Ah, you've never been healed by someone as talented as me is all."
The hero chuckled. "So it's a skill thing?"
"Of course. A bad nurse would draw blood during a vaccination," He smiled up at the hero, healing the hero's pinky without breaking eye contact. "but you wouldn't feel a thing with a practiced nurse"
The hero's eyes widened at the realization their pinky had been healed. They wiggled each finger that only an hour earlier had turned purple and gone limp.
"Oh, you are good. Thank you, Nurse." They said, impressed, batting their eyelashes and smiling at their fully functioning fingers. The villain stared at the clock, ticking towards 9 PM and letting him know it had taken almost an hour to heal the hero's fingers. Never breaking fingers again, he thought.
"You're all set. Anything else you needed from me?" The hero leaned back against their arms on the examination table, leisurely displaying themselves in their ripped suit with half lidded eyes. They crossed their legs and tilted their head to the side.
What are you playing at, Firework?
"Well, I don't know. I hate that our little meetings run so short."
"They're very frequent." The villain shrugged.
The hero rubbed over the tissue on the examination table, making an infuriating crackling noise. They continued at it while speaking. "I have a kink in my neck."
"I'm a doctor, not a masseuse, Firework." The villain said, turning his back toward the hero, distracting himself from the noise of Hero's fidgeting by organizing paperwork and folders at his desk.
The hero had been at this game the past few visits. Coming up with excuses and making up stories about them and the villain that he knew didn't happen. Last week the hero had said the villain threw them against a brick wall and broke their arm. The villain had certainly not done that.
He was starting to get annoyed at how peculiar the hero actually was. They blabbered non-stop while he took x-rays, they became very sweaty very fast, and they had acquired a staring problem when he inspected them. He assumed the fighting had finally gotten to them. It always does.
"Well, could you maybe at least look at it?" The villain sighed, mourning the fun he had had the past months. Was the joy of fighting the hero really worth the effort of healing them over and over again?
He turned to the hero, a red and sweaty mess, and moved his hands up their neck, getting close to inspect under their hair, to know exactly where to press. If they were lucky, they'd hit pressure point and the hero would drop dead.
The hero wouldn't stay still, squirming under him and leaning their head back. Their hand reached for his elbow and a light tug had made an effort to make them face each other. Noses just inches away from each other. The villain was about to ask what was wrong before he noticed the hero's glance to his lips.
Oh.
The villain was pleasantly surprised at the hero's delusion about their relationship, but that was neither here nor there. He smiled softly at the hero, taking complete control and kissing them even softer on the lips. He liked being a few steps ahead of them. The villain knew the hero had no self control and so was prepared when they grabbed onto the lapel of his lab coat and pushed him on top of them, deepening the kiss as they went.
The hero was very different in this state. Grasping onto the villain to save their life, throwing the stethoscope around his neck to the floor. Hero was in bliss, and the villain decided to keep going along. After the villain's coat was on the floor but before the hero could reach for the villain's belt, the pair was distracted by a knock on the frosted door.
"Shoot." The hero hissed, finally regaining themself, sitting up and diving for the villain's coat on the floor. Sorry they mouthed before yelling towards the door.
"Justaminute!"
"Hurry up in there!" A voice called from the other side.
The hero was red in the face as they fixed their suit, struggling with the zipper the villain had started pulling down. The villain smirked, taking the liberty of zipping it up the rest of the way, his cold hands earning a flinch from the hero. They turned back towards him, before the hero opened their mouth the villain hushed them.
"I'll come see you later, okay Firework?" Their head tilted, their eyes lustful, and their hands right at his sides, exactly where the hero didn't want them. All the hero could utter out was a pathetic Ok, biting their lip to hide their gushing smile before rushing out of the office, only mouthing a bye halfway down the hall.
The villain watched them leave. They didn't mind the 6 or so heroes awaiting treatment. They had begun to regret their choice, chalking it up to a waste of time and effort. All they had wanted from the hero was the occasional fight to get out of boring afternoons lazing around the mayor's office- that had gotten stale. But this could work too. Oh, this could definitely work too, he thought with a dreamy smile. As he gestured for his next client to come in, he knew it would be a messy healing job- he found himself a tad bit distracted.
Healing his boredom would hurt, it just wouldn't hurt him. If he played his cards right, the hero wouldn't even notice their own destruction. After all, he was a very talented doctor.
#writing#villain x hero#hero x villain#original fiction#oh BROTHER this guy stinks#angst-ish#whump??#thanks for the ask#love u very much
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the half-dragon byakuya togami
the winner of the togami heir competition, and the only heir in history to have significant human lineage and mostly human form
horns were intentionally sheared short when he was young because they were growing asymmetrically, but now they're taking too long to grow back. typically hidden by his hair. is using horn extenders to make his lineage more obvious
has scales on his face and fast-growing claws but otherwise has very few dragonic features. would like to be able to grow into these features quickly to reinforce his place as heir
grew up too fast compared to humans and too slow compared to dragons so he's not very well-versed in human or dragon society
#danganronpa#byakuya togami#my arts#oh brother this guy stinks#his design was hardest to come up with surprisingly#like. all this idiot wears is suits#its also hard to add too much flair to the suit itself without making it look too over-the-top#and he also seems like the kind of guy to favor old money simplicity (barf)#but i did add a bunch of lil gold accents and a gay little earring bc. yknow. dragon#dgr mnm au
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You can't be anybody's friend.
#spy tf2#team fortress two fanart#team fortress 2 fanart#team fortress two#tf2 spy#blu spy#my art#tf2 fanart#oh brother this guy stinks
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well idk why i shaded this but i had fun
#hyena oc#spotted hyena#daimond beast#daimo#a joke abt hyenas ig#are they canines or felines or neither#we will never know#OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS#toawst (sona) has a few dog features despite being a cat so it confuses him#just give him a minute..#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic art#art#drawings#oc art#sonic oc#digital art#sonic the werehog#sonic werehog#the sillies
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Charlie: close to making progress and maybe getting help
Cell: Hai :3
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I just saw a post about how offensive immaculate is because sydney sweeney’s character read the bible out loud or some shit. out of the entire movie in which the church uses a young nun to incubate their demon child, you found the bible reading offensive. tbh sydney’s attempt at speaking italian was the most offensive thing in that movie
#jk on the italian part#but hardcore religious folks scare me#like I could make a movie about how priests touch boys and there will always be that one person#who is like this is offensive because a nun walked into a room with other priests#like cmon#oh brother this guy stinks#religious horror#horror#horror movies
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“Found this, do you need it, KEL?
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me when i get hate anons and i can tell they’re trying so hard to be funny but they just sound like a 12 year old boy in a cod lobby
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atreus trying to be suave with angrboda: hey girl, did you fall from heaven? because... uh. um. *looks at smudged writing on hand* you look heavenly.
he was gonna get the tomato from me but ill let him get a B- for effort 😔 but also bc theres a very pretty lady in front of him and i dont blame him so ill bump it to a A- 👍🏾
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Wow what a wonderful reference to first contact from rhythm heaven megamix! I sure hope this happens in the movie where these characters are from!!!
#im cringe but im free#this is so stupid im sorry#star lasso experience if it went well tbh#this is old as hell tbh not that old but old#fanart#nope movie#my art#doodle#yes i didnt draw his jacket patterns i cannot do it#ricky jupe park#oh brother this guy STINKS#nope spoilers#???#idk#star lasso experience#im not tagging rhythm heaven sorry#nope 2022#idk how to draw dudes im sorry#he looks so stupid in this im sorry
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this is the THIRD time my married sims have randomly become siblings and no matter how many times i cheat the relationship flag away it doesn't change and all the romantic interactions are gone because they're still siblings despite also being spouses
#oh brother this guy stinks#i've used mcc to delete their relationship completely and it still doesn't work#even going into cas and setting them as household members doesn't work
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i hated mello when i watched death note as a little guy before i realized he was just me
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"An object of ill omen" "And who will pay it's dark cost" she thinks she is sooooo cool and clever
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if i blew up in a hammer-covered car incident, i would simply not be a huge pussy about it. rip to tumblr ceo matt but i’m different
#put this guys face in the dictionary next to the word ‘lily-livered’#his mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts#get a load of this guy#sniveling ceo-brained worm#oh brother this guy stinks#etc flatulation noises#i cant sleep lol
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and sometimes god is in the 2.6 liter orange juice (pulp free)
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