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#ofc that only works bc my disordered eating and mindset come and go... calling it mindset sounds like im choosing it šŸ˜­
cohentm Ā· 4 years
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āœ® Ā  Ā  āˆ· Ā  Ā  ā•° Ā š–šš–•š–‰š–†š–™š–Šš–‰ š–Žš–“š–™š–—š–”š–‰š–šš–ˆš–™š–Žš–”š–“ .
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā I FEEL LIKEĀ i just ran away from home and then realized iā€™m five and, unfortunately, cannot survive without my parents. LMDFLKDFGM i missed u all and had to returnā€¦ we hate to see it. anyway! whew. i figured iā€™d post a refreshed lil intro for cohen to make sure i hit on some key changes before i hop back into the game! the most important / group-related part is right at the top, so if u read nothing else, read that! ily all and iā€™m excited to jump back in like i never left. iā€™ll be sliding in dms and makinā€™ starters asap, so if u wanna make some connection changes my doorā€™s always open! x
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āœ® Ā  Ā  āˆ· Ā  Ā  ā•° Ā š–ˆš–”š–š–Šš–“ š–˜š–Šš–Œš–šš–—š–† : šØš©šžš§ š¢š§šÆš¢š­šž š°šžšžš¤šžš§š š”šØš®š¬šž š©ššš«š­š² ššš§š­š¢šœš¬ .
cohen currently lives in a glorified, raggedy frat-esque house ( he is NOT a fratboy but he might as well be huh ) of his own right off campus, about a five minute drive / ten minute walk from the stadium ( itā€™s about four bedrooms large with three bathrooms, all on one floor. think david dobrikā€™s houseā€“click here to seeā€“except much uglier and CHEAP MVDFLG ).Ā 
heā€™s fiscally very protective of his savings. heā€™s been working since he was 12 with his dad, and never ever spent his money, despite some repetitive near-misses where his parents tried ( and failed, bc cohenā€™s slick ) to steal money from him. basically he now pays for his share of the house using the money he saves/has always saved working for factories, farms, & fixing peopleā€™s junk cars.Ā 
his only current roommate is foster, meaning he has two spare rooms heā€™s not really doing anything with. beer pong tableā€™s outside, the kitchen is the alcohol hot spot, thereā€™s a pool table instead of a dining room table, u know how it goes.Ā 
regardless, he throws open invite house parties literally every weekend. they take place every friday night up until the sun rises on sunday morningā€“whether heā€™s around the house for all of five seconds or all night doesnā€™t matter, because theyā€™re always a-go.Ā 
youā€™re all 100% free to use his house entirely at your leisure for character fun / development / a place for ur thread to take place / etc! you donā€™t even need to get my okay beforehand! just do it! think of it as a known dillon fact that cohenā€™s having a house party every weekend NFKDFNDFKJG.Ā 
no matter who you are, whether cohen likes you or not, he will not care if you show up with some randos or familiar faces and party it out. heā€™s socially bored 24/7 and full of apathy and alcohol at all times so mans probably will be plastered drunk out doing donuts in the parking lot and fighting someone he doesnā€™t have beef with anyway. ur muse probably wonā€™t even see him there. LMKGDFLG if youā€™ve ever seen burlesque? literally him showing up to his OWN house for a visit / to get plastered and then wander off during the weekend party isā€¦. real. so yeah! use his house like itā€™s ur own. just be out by sunday afternoon bc he likes to pretend none of it ever happened as soon as he wakes up and has to be sober for school. x KMVFBLFG love u all.
āœ® Ā  Ā  āˆ· Ā  Ā  ā•°Ā Ā š¬š­ššš­š¢š¬š­š¢šœš¬ Ā & Ā š¢š§š­šžš š«ššš­šžš š”šžššššœššš§šØš§š¬ .
tw: eating disorder mentions ( food & lifestyle ), drug addiction / recovery, alcoholism, & mentions of past steroid use.
full name. Ā  Ā cohen anthony segura.
aka. Ā  Ā co, jet.
character inspiration. Ā  Ā adam parrish ( the raven cycle ), vince howard & tim riggins lovechild ( if yā€™all watched fnlā€¦. letā€™s cry together ), a much more problematicĀ  &Ā  asshole-ish david dobrik ( the vlog squad ), nathan scott ( oth ), steven hyde ( that ā€˜70s show ), emily prentiss & aaron hotchner lovechild ( criminal minds ), & noel miller ( tmg ).
age & d.o.b. Ā  Ā twenty-two. birthdate tbd.
zodiac. Ā  Ā virgo sun, aries moon, & aquarius rising.
pronouns. Ā  Ā he / him.
orientation.Ā  Ā  openly bisexual.
this has never presented as too large of an issue for cohen, despite living in dillon. he isnā€™t afraid of being talked about, and has a history of making sure people know he can hold his own if anyone has anything to say about his personal life.
university major. Ā  Ā architectureĀ  &Ā  architectural technology.
after living in a trailer for the duration of his life, the idea that he would be invested in architecture is astounding. however, here he is. his passion for home creation stemmed from growing up and envisioning a real home to live in. his parents are both into self-taught carpentry, and his dad was shoving tools and measuring tape into his hands from the time he was young in an effort to instill in him a firmĀ ā€œget it done yourselfā€ mindset. he spends his time studying structureĀ  &Ā  building planning, and secretly has a journal full of dream house mark-ups.
occupation. Ā  Ā wide receiver for the dillon panthers, full time student, & prospective architect / carpenter post-college.
tattoos. Ā  Ā many riddled throughout his body. brandon arreagaā€™s tattoos are cohenā€™s.
face claim. Ā  Ā brandon arreaga.
alignment. Ā  Ā neutral evil.
hogwarts. Ā  Ā slytherin.
positive & negative traits. Ā Ā  ( if uā€™ve already read this do not read it again i promise u nothing here changed LSMFLD )
hardworkingā€“he works himself to the bone and is entirely unapologetic about it. youā€™ll rarely catch him slipping, but if he does, heā€™s the first to get ear-splittingly angry with himself over it. heā€™s way too hard on himself & he knows it, but heā€™ll never admit it.Ā 
he nitpicks at the flaws of others in an effort to feel superior, and always acts unaffected when heā€™s called out for bringing the team down when heā€™s not taking care of himself ( cue vince howard from fnl or nathan scott from oth scenes where theyā€™re bragging about how good they are on the field even though heā€™s apt to get himself hurt because of how desperate he is for some kind of validationā€“cohen had a huge issue with restricting and abusing stimulants / testing steroids throughout high school and college in an attempt to boost his football persona. he was always incredibly fast and beat literal ODDS to maintain his wide receiver position, but especially thanks to his small build heā€™s used to being underestimated / downplayed, which puts a really heavy weight on his shoulders. today, heā€™s eating healthily, heā€™s off drugs, and heā€™s taking care of himself better than he ever has before, but itā€™s still incredibly hard and he still reaches out for ways to overcompensate, which is where alcohol usually comes into play ).Ā 
transparentā€“sure, he can turn into a stressed out & irritable jerk within a fraction of a second, but at least heā€™s upfront about when he switches lanes.Ā LDFGLMKFG
heā€™s incredibly focused, which means heā€™s never going to linger in uncertainty for too long before he admits that heā€™s just not down to be around you / to be there / to talk / etc. heā€™s no bullshitter by any means. heā€™d rather hurt your feelings and keep his environment stable and tactile than stick around and put his easily shaken emotions at risk just to make you comfy.Ā 
heā€™s also accountable. he knows when heā€™s causing shit to fuck up & hit the fan, and heā€™s always quick to right wrongs when things are on him. ofc heā€™s bred from a family full of blame-givers, so he unhealthily picked up a bad habit of being really good at sounding like heā€™s apologizing sincerely when heā€™s really just trying to end a fight because heā€™s annoyed. LDCLDKMFDFG.Ā 
heā€™s blunt, temperamental, & incredibly selfish when it comes to his own lifelines / vices, but wholeheartedly selfless when it comes to doing anything to protect or lift up the people he loves.
mental diagnoses. Ā  Ā anorexia nervosa ( in recovery ), alcoholism (Ā ongoing ), an addiction to various stimulants ( in recovery ), & frequent past attempts at steroid use.
physical diagnoses. Ā  Ā n / a.
phobias. Ā  Ā has an irrational fear of accidentally burning down his house. will get immensely stressedā€“to the point where heā€™s absolutely annoying and intolerable to put up with / be aroundā€“if someoneā€™s cooking or baking ā€œirresponsibly.ā€ will probably yell at you and hover-cook until you let him take over so he can make sure nothing goes wrong. LMSDFKLFG
scars. Ā  an appendix scar on his lower left side.
drug use. Ā  Ā frequently.
alcohol use. Ā  Ā frequently.
diet. Ā  Ā very decently rounded. he loves to cook, despite being self-taught. growing up the way he did, he settles for making simple dishes very well. heā€™s not the type to go all out for dinner. he meal preps like itā€™s his job. he usually just settles with some kind of pan-friend chicken and pasta dish at home.
birth place. Ā  Ā dillon, texas.
parents. Ā  Ā "jude" judith & anthony segura.Ā 
two lower class parents with deep-rooted anger issues. they currently live in the same trailer park together, in separate trailers, and fight with each other constantly. they claim theyā€™re divorced, and are seeing other people, but theyā€™ve never actually filed for anything, since anthony segura thinks itā€™s just a ploy for judith to take ā€œhalf [his] shit.ā€ cohen visits them often, and acts as a middle ground child who hates but loves both of them equally. his dad enjoys / tolerates his sonā€™s presence more than his mother does, but only marginally. his motherā€™s much less concerned with the fact that she has children, since, in her mind, her relationship issues are the most important things in her life. cohen spent many nights as a kid with his drugged up mom in his lap while she cried about not being loved by anyone. his dad, even though heā€™s rough with cohen, at least spends time with him every now and again. as a kid, his dad was handing him beers to drink and tools to learn to use to prove he was a man ( despite being a ten y/o child bfkjgk oh well! ). regardless, today cohen lives on his own but is still the financial backbone for his parentsā€“since his mom is unemployed and his dad is a seasonal construction workerā€“and has been since he was fifteen. they ask him for money every chance they get, and cohen never says no.
siblings. Ā  Ā a younger sister ( by two years ). loves her to death. would protect her with his life.
pets. Ā  Ā heā€™s notorious for letting a certain set of strays run amuck in his house. he feeds the neighborhood cat, is a-okay with people bringing their animals to his parties, etc. but heā€™s too scared of permanence and obsessed with independence to ever follow through with getting his own animal.
education. Ā  Ā current senior at dillon university.Ā 
he has always been a decent student. he got into architectural honors college his sophomore year of college. however, heā€™s still not by any means incredibly intelligent. heā€™s decent grade-wise, but only because he tries really hard and puts in the effort it takes to keep up in a field like architecture. heā€™s also a chronic cheater, but cā€™est la vie! lmfgdflkg he spends the vast majority of his time either studying or practicing, and gets very irritable very quick doing either activity because he doesnā€™t know how to manage stress, so he drinks in the evenings in an attempt to make up for his tense demeanor, but heā€™s an angry drunk soā€¦ whomst are we really kidding here. LMDFKLG
languages. Ā  Ā english & american sign language.
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