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Time magic shenanigans and MC’s kids from the future come to visit them. Though something is off. While all the kids do share some features with MC, they all look different. One has draconic features, one has lion ears, one is incredibly beautiful etc
All the kids are from different timelines where MC ended up having kids with someone different.
That begs the question: What timeline are they in now?
cw: fem!MC who has children (in alternate timelines)
Bro imagine a MOB of children, like 20 whole kids, rushing onto NRC’s campus in a mad dash to find you. A whole kindergarten worth of kids tugging your skirt, calling you mom, asking where their papa is. Personally I would run, that’s literally the most terrifying thing I could ever think of.
The kids don’t know each other so you quickly rule them out as siblings (and your coochie sighs in relief). So, how can they all be your kids and how did they end up here?
Eventually Vargas helps you round up all the children and Crowley stages an intervention. The dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders are there, and of course your first year friends tag along. Unable to be left out of anything, Cater and Floyd are also there, and at the behest of Lilia, Silver also shows up.
The children scatter to their respective ‘fathers’ immediately. Some take it better than others (Cater “I’ve only known my kid for 30 minutes but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself” Diamond immediately starts snapping photos for magicam with #meetmykid ; meanwhile, Leona is 2 seconds away from throwing his out of the castle window).
“Well, the most reasonable explanation is a case of time travel magic gone wrong,” Crowley begins, perturbed by the scene in front of him. “We must find a way to send them back immediately - I simply don’t have the funds to support twenty children! I shall contact the Royal Sword Academy for their collaboration posthaste.”
You’re about to open your mouth in protest- Crowley’s enthusiasm for finding the children a way back home already outmatched any effort he had put into finding your way back home- but Crowley is already out of the door, leaving you and your children and your babydaddies in the room alone.
“Maybe we should just kill them.” Leona mumbles under his breath, swatting at the curious hand that pulled at his tail.
“Moral implications aside, have you ever heard of the butterfly effect, you oafish buffoon? Anything we say or do could disrupt the current timeline.” Vil spits. Despite this, his fingers are tangled in the blond locks of his child, braiding their hair with care.
“This is just like that new spring anime My Harem’s Children Came To Find Me in My Own Timeline*!” Idia’s voice rings from his tablet. His child is poking through the settings proficiently, able to find and download a rhythm game on their own.
“Shut up about your hentai.” Ace scoffs, “Literally no one wants to hear about that.”
“I-It’s not a hentai! It’s way more complex than that.” He huffs, a ‘not like you normies would know the difference’ muttered under his breath. “It’s humorous, romantic, and tragic! Only one child is a part of the prime timeline. The heroine will never see the other children again!”
A hush falls over the room, save for the babble of some of the more talkative children.
“Prime timeline, hm?“ Azul muses, hair ruffled and hat commandeered by his miniature counterpart. “That means only one of us will end up with _______.”
“Well, it’s obviously me.” Vil starts, to which Leona scoffs.
“Yeah right. Why’d they want to be with someone with a perpetual stick up his ass?”
Malleus gives a dark chuckle. “As if you’d have any better of a chance, Kingscholar.”
“What’s that supposta mean, you overgrown lizard!?”
The boys are fighting. It would almost be funny if it weren’t equal parts terrifying.
So, who’s the winner in this timeline? Find out on the next episode of *MHCCTFMIMOT!
#odie.speaks#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x mc#this ask is hilarious and I’m going to be thinking about it forever
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odie writes bkg fluff until Horikoshi Apologizes™️ day 1 out of ???
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MASTERLIST + POSTING SCHEDULE
Thank you to everyone who participated in the google form poll! I went through and created this prompt list based on the most popular characters and kinks, as well as taking some of your written suggestions into account! As a little bonus, I’ve also decided to write something small for the least voted for boys and the least voted for dorm (Pomefiore, surprisingly!)
Proceed below for the masterlist! Night 1 starts on October the 19th (｀・ω・´) ❤️
Bonus- least voted for dorm: Pomefiore x reader (guided sex)
Bonus: Least voted for boys + sexting
Night 1) Incubus!Malleus x Reader (somnophillia, kidnapping/yandere-ish)
Night 2) First Years x Reader (stuckage, dubcon)
Night 3) Octavinelle x Reader + others (stripping, dubcon)
Night 4) Jamil x Reader (Dumbification, hypnosis)
Night 5) Azul x Reader (Monsterfucking)
Night 6) Jealous!Malleus x Reader (Breeding, Monsterfucking)
Night 7) Idia x reader (dry humping)
Night 8) Leona x reader (mutual masturbation, breeding)
Night 9) Crewel x reader (praise kink, cockwarming)
Night 10) Lillia x reader (bondage)
Night 11) chubby!reader x teachers (breeding kink, student/professor)
Night 12) Leona x Ram!reader (predator/prey, breeding)
Night 13) WILD CARD
Reminder that all prompts will have more detailed content warnings when posted- please read them before diving into a story that might potentially make you uncomfortable!
EDIT: I’ve been running late on these because of issues in my personal life, but rest assured, the prompts will get done, the event just might extend a little past Halloween lol
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Yuu: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got something that’ll make Leona motivated!
Ace: Is it a 12 oz steak?
Yuu: Better
Deuce: Peace to sleep?
Yuu: Better
Vil: Prefect, if you’re going to say what I think you’re to say- there is no way it’ll work every time
Yuu: If you do this, you can eat my pussy
Leona: Deal
Vil: …WHAT
fem!reader
Leona is an incredibly sex-motivated man. When people notice that he’s been showing up to class more often, it’s because there’s a sly hand stroking your folds through your panties underneath the desks during lecture. Need him to show up to Magift practice? Promise to sit on his face afterwards and he’ll be a good boy, play hard, fuck you harder.
“There she is, the puppet master of my dick.” - Leona, probably
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Okay but how would Lillia feel about / react to being called “Daddy” in bed I need this. For science.
Why do I feel like he’d take it very seriously at first lmaoo he’d think of silver and be like “hm, yes, I suppose I am a father”
“D-daddy!”
Lilia stops mid-thrust. You’re a blushing mess, suddenly embarrassed by your experimental outburst. You thought that maybe the worst case scenario would be that he ignored you, not that he would stop altogether.
“I’m sorry,” you begin, looking away from Lilia’s inquisitive gaze, “I shouldn’t have said that.”
“No, no, it’s quite fine. I do have a son, the title is accurate.” Lilia smiles, gripping his hands harder into the meat of your hips. A sharp thrust snaps any lingering doubt out of your mind. “But if you wanted to carry my children and make me a father all over again, you should have just said so, my dear.”
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In terms of preferred ✨spicy material✨
Leona is an imagination guy, because he respects women and because he’s too lazy to hide his porn
I think you’re right, he definitely uses his imagination instead of videos or magazines- unless you’re his partner and send him spicy pictures 👀 then that easily becomes his favorite material to use when he’s horny and alone without you.
He definitely has a little folder on his phone of pictures that you’ve sent him. It’s not too hidden; he’s too lazy to put it into a proper private folder or anything- especially since the only way someone else would use his phone is if hell froze over.
That being said, Ruggie is the only other person with his phone passcode and is often tasked with looking through Leona’s schedule and calling people on his behalf. He obviously swipes off of the pictures as fast as he can if they’re ever just open on Leona’s phone, but the heyena can’t deny that he doesn’t mind the view.
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Amali “accidentally” gifting MC a traditional sunset savanna wedding dress
Them showing it off to Leona and he just…he goes blank
!!!!!!
Imagine that MC has no idea it’s a wedding dress though, so when they go to show Leona his brain absolutely malfunctions and MC’s like “you okay?”
Tries to play it off by confidently telling them “Don’t you know that it’s bad luck for me to see you in that? Go take it off before I take it off for you, herbivore.” But his voice cracks and it’s so obvious that he’s flustered.
Goes to Amali with fire in his eyes like ‘it was you’ and she just laughs at him.
“I’m just motivating you, Leona. Great Seven knows you need it.”
He’s definitely thinking of ways to propose after, so maybe Amali was doing something right.
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MC having breakfast with the Kingscholar family
Farena: You look very tired, was your room not comfortable? Should we find you a better one?
MC, with messily covered bite marks all over their neck: The room is great, don’t worry
Farena: Is it nightmares, one of servants said they heard you screaming
Leona: Screaming huh?~
MC proceed to kick Leona under the table
Love the idea that Farena has no clue, but Queen Kingscholar definitely does and she’s constantly giving you knowing looks and laughing at her husband’s obliviousness.
Okay but also Cheka calling you Auntie at the breakfast table 🥺
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Malleus’ kid: But Mama, where’s the baby in your belly?
MC: …huh
Malleus’ kid: Father said I was getting another sibling
MC: Another…
*Camera pans over to a board where “Multiple kids with Malleus” is being crossed out, students start exchanging money*
One very weird betting game
☠️☠️☠️ I’m just imagining the faceless NPC students watching this whole scenario go down and deciding, “well, this might as well happen” and starting their little betting pool (other speculations include ‘are the octotrio’s kids able to breathe under water’ and ‘how many photos will Cater post to magicam before the kids find a way home’)
And Malleus is OVER THE MOON when he hears that he has another bun in the oven with you. You- well, you have your own reaction to it.
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MC: And don’t even get me started his-
Ace: Dude, I love you, you’re like my best friend (No offense Deuce) and I am saying this as your friend…
Ace: You need to fuck him, you need to fuck Leona Kingscholar
Deuce: …How did you get there?
Ace, who has heard you recount the same story about Leona Kingscholar so many times that he can practically recite it back to you, inflection and all: If you guys don’t hurry up and fuck, I’m going to kill you both with the back of my Fender.
Deuce, who has heard the same story the same amount of times but is oblivious to your real feelings: Wait why would they fuck, they hate each other?
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POV!
✨️thank u for free talent✨️
POV – something that’s already happened, retold from another character’s perspective
Thank you for being so sweet 🥺
“What’s got you all dressed up, herbivore?” Leona asks dryly, eyes barely glancing over your body. You and Leona were not on particularly friendly terms since your stay at his dorm during your previous contract arrangement with Azul. In fact, the two of you had barely spoken since then, the awkwardness of having to share a bed and the tension between you proving too troublesome for either of you to act on.
“I’m going to work.” You say simply, attempting to enter the mirror once more, but Leona grips your wrist.
“For that guy again?” He asks, an eyebrow barely lifting in surprise. “I hope you know I ain’t gonna bail you out this time.”
“I don’t need your help, Leona.” You roll your eyes as you sneak your arm out of his grasp, “I can handle this myself.”
“Whatever you say, herbivore.” He says, watching you disappear into the rippling mirror.
- Leona x afab!reader, Maid for You, Part 1 (ao3) (tumblr)
Leona shouldn’t care that you’ve gotten yourself into another sticky situation with the Octopunk - if anything, it meant that you’d have less time to intrude on his slumber. He shouldn’t care about the way your work uniform hugged your body, breasts threatening to billow out from the fabric with every step you took.
- and if it were anyone else, he wouldn’t. He’d let out a single chuckle at their misfortune and never think of it again. But unfortunately it was you, which meant that Leona did care. It turned his stomach to even think of Azul and the other Monstro Lounge patrons ogling over your body, working your fingers to the bone and paying you pennies for it. Your woefully pathetic and overworked expression (and tantalizing, exposed body) were burned into the back of Leona’s mind, making it hard for him to get any rest.
“Ruggie.” He calls from his place in bed, voice still gruff with sleep. “Let’s go to the Monstro Lounge for dinner tonight. It’ll be on me.”
“I mean, of course.” Ruggie smiles, ears standing at attention from the promise of free food. “But why the Monstro Lounge?”
“I don’t know,” He dismisses, unable to shake the thought of you. “I guess I’m just craving something they have.”
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Rockband!AU Leona and Mc having public Twitter beef
YES
MC is vague tweeting about Leona ALL THE TIME but Leona loves to just direct @ them to talk shit lmaoooo
Leona never really instigates anything unless MC posts pictures or insinuates she’s been on a date with someone or something and then all bets are off lmaoo
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Okay a THOUGHT(tm)
Vil catching the MC masturbating to a magazine with his pictures in it-
He’d be on SUCH an ego trip. Very haughty and teasing.
“Are you that desperate without me, darling? Couldn’t go a second without using me to get yourself off, hm?”
But imagine you try to tease back and show him the magazine- on one side it features him but on the other side it features Neige- “well, I never said I was looking at you, did I?”
Prepare to be murdered
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"I want to give Leona Kingscholar the wettest, sloppiest, ecstasy-inducing, toe-curling-"
MC, behind the camera: It's still going...
Leona’s face turning from amused to kind of horrified lmao
“Well… glad you’re enthusiastic about it.”
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THE THIRTEEN NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN
Hi guys, I am super excited to announce that I will be doing a little Halloween event on this blog! Starting on October 19th, I will be posting every night until Halloween.
I have a google form listed below so I can gauge your interests and write my prompts accordingly 💜 I will keep the form open until next week (October 11th) and then post a finalized schedule the following day.
FORM LINK
DISCLAIMERS:
This is an 18+ event and will include DARK THEMES. I will tag every post with the appropriate trigger and content warnings, but if you’d rather not interact with this event at all, please block the tag odie.13NOH - this is the tag I will be using as a catchall for anything relating to this event.
As always all characters are depicted as 18+
Prompts will vary in length- it just depends on how inspired I am by the topic.
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Leona: Instead of veggies, I eat meat and pussy
If he became the King of the Afterglow Savannah:
All rise for the Kingscholar national anthem
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