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tennessoui · 2 years

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'hah! like i’d share him if i had him!’... soooo, I might just might be kinda a little a lot into unreasonably possessive obiwan, who'd've thought

(in reference to this post)

ah but this is also obi-wan so he's like 'nah nope, someone like him would never settle for his old master.' as anakin is running horny energy rings around him.

and obi-wan is like 'i just wanted to make sure everyone knew. anakin needs to be cherished. now that the jedi are allowing for open romantic love between my padawan and' (checks notecards) 'Hielona' ('it's helena,' the senator cuts in, goes ignored) 'then i just wanted to set the record straight. if my FORMER apprentice were in MY bed, i wouldn't be able to share. to be frank, i had a hard time sharing when he was my apprentice. i wanted to be his only teacher. it was the sort of focus he needed to flourish.'

and all the press go wild and now half of coruscant thinks obi-wan definitely was taking advantage of his baby pupil and one reporter is like 'obi-wan, obi-wan, what do you mean??'

and obi-wan is like, taking a sip of red wine, 'well, to be frank i never liked the times supreme chancellor palpatine would insist upon my padawan's presence, alone. unchaperoned. for no academic reason i have ever been able to think of.'

(anakin, red in the face, is like 'well he took me to the opera when i was twelve.'

obi-wan, switching from red wine to sparkling, preparing for a long awaited victory, 'that's right. and when you were thirteen. and twice when you were fourteen. that must have been educational, as now you and Hielona' ('it's really Helena--') 'go there quite often on romantic excursions don't you. a romantic place, the opera can be. depending on your.....proclivities.')

there's an uproar. there's also an investigation into supreme chancellor palpatine's relationship with an underage anakin skywalker.

#asks #a reporter two weeks into this uproar stops anakin and earnestly asks how many times one can be groomed in his life???#and anakin (furrowed eyebrows + just as earnestly) is like 'well obi-wan likes brushing my hair....so......'#obikin #bearding au

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roipecheur · 2 years

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AU where the Jedi council discovers Anakin’s marriage early and kicks him out of the order and Padmé tolerates his reckless shenanigans for like 2-3 years max before filing for divorce because she is a member of the Senate in the middle of a galactic war and that is not compatible with a husband who keeps flying off to have adventures, covering their bedroom floor with the mechanical parts of whatever the hell he’s working on now, and trying to fistfight anyone he even thinks insulted her

And Anakin deals with this by going on a massive bender and sucking and fucking his way through the galaxy, but it’s far enough removed from everything important that no one thinks to check on him

Five or so years later, people at the Jedi temple start to notice the influx of very powerful Force-sensitive babies--like, the incidents of stuff in the nursery floating and randomly catching on fire have gone way up over the past few years, and someone probably would’ve caught on sooner if not for, y’know, the galactic war that is still going on with no end in sight--but huh, now that you mention it, yeah, there have been a lot more babies than usual, and do some of them look uncannily alike, despite coming from planets at nearly opposite ends of the galaxy? What’s up with that?

What’s up with that, someone discovers after running some tests, is that a solid few dozen of these kids have the same father

And they have his DNA on file, but at this point, they’re really only confirming what everyone already knows

Mace Windu, who thought he had finally gotten rid of Anakin Skywalker once and for all and is now staring down the barrel of thirty-seven Anakin Skywalkers and Force knows how many more are out there and didn’t make their way to the Temple! seriously considers taking up drinking

Obi-Wan, face-down on his bed and halfway through a bottle of Corellian rum, is way ahead of him

So, your mission, the Council tells a group of four sober, young Jedi who just graduated to Knighthood and were not particularly close with Anakin Skywalker, is to stop this absolute goddamn menace from sucking and fucking his way across the galaxy before we have to build a second nursery just to deal with his offspring

A week later, they all come back looking pink and sheepish. Yes, they found Anakin Skywalker. Yes, they asked him politely to use contraception. Yes, they asked him very nicely. He’s really very nice once you get to know him...

(At least the ones of them who can get pregnant are all on birth control.)

(Mace Windu asks Obi-Wan where he gets his rum)

Of course, they send Obi-Wan next. He spent ten years as the lone, stalwart figure keeping Skywalker nonsense at bay. Surely he can convince his former Padawan to tone it down. Surely, Obi-Wan thinks to himself as he white-knuckles his transport down to the planet’s surface, trying not to think about how much he hates flying.

He finds Anakin in what is politely called a parlor house but more accurately called a brothel with a Twi’lek woman on one arm and a Zabrak man on the other, singing something at the top of his lungs that makes Obi-Wan’s ears burn. When Anakin sees him, he abandons his song and his company both, runs over to Obi-Wan, and greets him by kissing him full on the mouth.

(That’s just how he does things now. He probably doesn’t mean anything by it.)

Anakin looks good. He looks happy, Obi-Wan supposes, unburdened in a way he never did at the Jedi temple, never did in all the time Obi-Wan knew him before. He isn’t sure how to feel about that. They drink what is some very excellent beer and talk for awhile, and Obi-Wan can’t quite broach the topic of why he’s here in the first place. He forgot how bright Anakin shone in the Force

When he returns to Coruscant, Mace Windu is waiting on the landing platform with baited breath to ask him how it went

Obi-Wan looks very pink and very sheepish. He mumbles something. Mace Windu lets out a string of curses that would put the meanest gangster of Coruscant’s underbelly to shame.

The next day, Mace Windu departs for Anakin’s last known location and drags Obi-Wan with him because he needs back-up and he’s certainly not going to let Skywalker corrupt anyone else. Obi-Wan makes sure to bring another bottle of Corellian rum

“I’m going to neuter that man,” Mace Windu says upon their return to the Temple. He’s lying in one of the ornamental koi ponds, robes billowing around him and head resting against the side, the fish nipping idly at the material. “I’d be doing everyone a favor.”

Obi-Wan hmms noncommittally, sitting cross-legged alongside the pool. “You’re just mad he got you to dance with him.”

Mace Windu covers his face with a lily pad

And Palpatine never gets to turn Anakin to the dark side because he’s too busy sucking and fucking

#shitpost central #obikin #anakin skywalker #anakin x everyone #Palpatine tries to get him to come back #'Anakin my boy I could get you a nice job working security pay is good and you'd be close to Senator Amidala'#Anakin who now texts like skweezy jibs: HEY PALPY MY MAIN MAN I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE WITH A COUPLE OF HONEYS HAHA #CATCH U ON THE FLIP SIDE #Palpatine eventually turns his attention to some of Anakin's children and hoo boy does the grooming look different from the outside!#and that's how Anakin kills Darth Sidious and saves the galaxy through the power of sucking and fucking #(Anakin is an excellent pilot and mechanic and fighter so he's fine for money I would think)#(yes the twins still exist they just have a small town's worth of half siblings)

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the-music-maniac · 2 years

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I was reading up about Darth Vader’s suit here (again for a fanfic, let me live) and HOLY SHIT Y’ALL. I never realized how much pain Anakin is in CONSTANTLY. Look, I’m not saying I understand why he did so many war crimes as Darth Vader....I understand exactly why he did so many war crimes as Darth Vader. I for one, would do many war crimes in those conditions possibly. YOu would do many war crimes in those conditions possibly. and that dingus head palpatine fucking knew it too

#this is just making me more determined to give him a redemption arc and then a happy ending #Anakin was my favourite character as a kid #like my heart #noooo #no one deserves this?#no one #no literally no one deserves living their entire life in this much agony #groomed from a young age by a creepy old man and then living in a torture suit #on PURPOSE palpatine made the suit agonizing ON PURPOSE #i take it back palpatine deserves to live his entire life in this much agony #stuff palpatine into the torture suit 2k22 #screw it fixit fanfic time #obi-wan go save your fucking friend mortal enemy boyfriend whatever the fuck they are #do it do it do it do it #literally I am writing a research document on Anakin and at least 1.5 pages is just about how being Darth Vader is soul crushingly agonizing #and not in a 'their blood is on my hands' type way #vaderwan #obikin #star wars #sw #darth vader #obiwan kenobi show #owk #musicmaniac's complaints about writing

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tinky-dinky · 7 months

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Just saw an Obikin fanart post wherein Anakin was a padawan. A fucking padawan. Do these people not realise how profoundly disturbing that is? Anakin was knighted when he was, what, 19? So he's at most 18 in that fanart. Obi-Wan is 16 years older (I believe he's 25 in Phantom Menace when Anakin is 9) so he's 34. And of course he's Anakin's parental figure and teacher.

That's practically every illegal taboo in one! Parent/child, teacher/student and a person in their 30s being involved with a teenager. Well fucking done, Obikins, you disgust me more and more each day.

#obikin #anti obikin #before anyone comes at me about posting hate in the ship tag:#I do not care. people shipping a pedophilic grooming 'relationship' do not get shielded from hate.

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jenniferc1999 · 1 year

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PadawanxPadawan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MasterxPadawan 🤢🤢🤢

#anti obikin #star wars #star wars prequels #anti grooming #anti anisoka

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kittenfangirl20 · 2 years

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Anisoka is the heterosexual version of Obikin, both are very terrible and have implications of grooming.

#star wars #anti obikin #anti anisoka #tw grooming #grooming #both are terrible couples #anakin only loves padmé in a romantic way #dni if you ship obikin or anisoka #both ships are toxic

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waldeinsamkeit-feeling · 28 days

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obikin ship sucks it’s grooming bla bla honey obi-wan would never take advantage of his apprentice and have you seen anakin that fucker is the one who’s been harassing obi-wan since he was 14

also, it’s fiction. Hope this helps🥰

#obikin #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #anaobi #obi wan and anakin #rots novelization #anakin x obi wan #anakin and obi wan

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roipecheur · 2 years

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"Obikin is grooming" they say as if every obikin fic is not Anakin begging to know Obi-Wan carnally while Obi-Wan climbs the highest piece of furniture like a cat trying to escape an overly friendly golden retriever going, "Anakin what the fuck!"

#obikin

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tideswept · 5 months

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WIP Wednesday

Obikin one-shot WIP that I already feel in my soul is not going to go the way I planned, but hell, I'm just here for the ride.

And so is Anakin. Modern AU, Anakin wants to suggest something risky.

The thing about being in a completely healthy, long-term, "this-is-the-guy-for-me" relationship was that Anakin got comfortable letting his inner freak out to play.

Not that he was dedicated to a lifestyle or anything; that was great for other people but not for him. He was too flighty, changing his mind too often about what felt right.

And most of the time, what felt right was delicious, stupidly high amounts of vanilla sex with the hottest man in the world. Who needed handcuffs when there was Obi-Wan doing nothing but reading a book on the sofa, looking like sin wrapped in casual sweaters and jeans, with his well-groomed beard and big, broad hands? Not Anakin.

Not usually, anyway.

The thing that was really dangerous about Obi-Wan was whenever Anakin worked up the balls to bring up something he wanted, he had suggestions. Really, really good suggestions, because Obi-Wan Kenobi, professor of Classical Studies, wasn’t just sixteen years older than Anakin—he’d also been infamously slutty in his twenties. And in his thirties.

When Anakin questioned what happened in his forties—early into them as he was—Obi-Wan had cocked his head, and said, “I lost my taste for meaningless flings,” and ran his thumb across Anakin’s cheek.

(That had promptly devolved into Anakin melting like putty and dinner being burnt.) Still. There were kinks and then there were kinks.

#obikin #berryfic #wip wednesday

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ahsoka-in-a-hood · 2 months

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You know something that bothers me in Time Travel Aus and some fics Obikin centered? Obi-Wan's reactions. Like I only really ship Obikin via their dynamic in Rots and CW while fully acknowledging the etnics involved considering everything Anakin did when going Vader (or falling into it), and yet... The fact that people make Obi-Wan have certain attractions to him while he was underage unsettles me. Because when I saw Aotc, Obi-Wan seemed to view him mostly in the lenses of a exasperated father (or coworker), with some moments of reassurance and fondness. Only when he stops being his padawan does that shift to be more equals (dunno how that was portrayed in the OWK show, haven't seen it).

And while I'm aware that wasn't the intention, whenever I see Obi-Wan time travelling to when Anakin was a kid or teen, it feels weirdly similar to grooming, where Anakin simply shifts his obsession with Padmé to Obi. Dunno if it's just a peev of mine, but wanted your opinion.

I must admit I am eyeing this ask a little warily, all things considered. But! assuming this is in good faith…

You may have noticed that when I go on my periodic obikin spirals I tend more to vaderwan; it's the version I was drawn to first and still find most compelling for me. So I'm not the best person to ask for a breakdown of the dynamics you mentioned, but I'm not without insights I guess.

I would say that Obi Wan being attracted to teenage padawan Anakin-or more importantly acting on it- is a darker take on his character… this is an angle someone might find it interesting to mess around with. (and sometimes being unsettled can be the point)

For example Obi Wan -> padakin may be appealing for Obi Wan's character by making him less than respectable, with desires and passions that he has very carefully squirreled away, but that Anakin pushes against and through the boundaries of..

Or your scenario with the time travel- I think I have read something along those lines, but it was fairly self-aware about it. This would be post- rots for Obi Wan, so the stakes are different. And you could play with him getting manipulative.

It sounds like it's not for you though!

Vaderwan is also dark, but in a different way. The OWK show doesn't exactly bring sex into it, it just depicts them as completely undone by each other, their souls consumed by each other, eaten away with grief and guilt and rage for ten entire years……………………………………………………………………

*shrug* This is playing with dolls to me. I have a mental closet with dozens of little Obi Wans and Anakins and Padmes and Ahsokas and Codys in various outfits (the outfits mostly being different takes on them etc). I'll toy with just about any ship involving my blorbos, but I'm not going to necessarily be drawn to every permutation either.

idk idk.

#obikin

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hannibalzero · 3 months

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What are some Obikin fics that you recommend? I'm a new reader so if there are some classics for you I'd love to know them. There are so many fics I don't know where to start but I can't stop thinking about them

I would be happy to share, just know some of the fics I like are strange.

If you don’t like them, it’s cool 😎

Let’s see here….

1. The domestication of Darth Vader

This is an older one that is big on Mama-wan, Vader captures him and Luke and turn into a parenting team. Also omegaverse but man I love this one!

2. A tempting offer!

Oh man this is really good, Omega Obi-wan just lost his husband and offers himself to alpha Padme and alpha Anakin as a surrogate. A lot of drama in this one!

3. My darkness to your light (don’t be afraid of the dark)

Empress Obi-wan Kenobi, under Vaders thumb. Mpreg but not omegaverse. Like this whole series inspires me!

4. Come back from the dark!

A completed fic about Obi-wan and baby Luke trying to move on from losing Anakin. Seriously this is one of my favorites!

5. A daydream a reality!

Padawan Obi-wan meets a much older ex Jedi Anakin and falls in love. Not grooming in my opinion, more like Obi-wan choosing his own happiness!

These really are some of my favorite Obikin fanfics. I hope this helps, these are fantastic writers!

All my love Hannibella

❤️🐰❤️🐰❤️🐰

#star wars #obikin #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #fanfic #asks #answered #answered asks

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infernaleikon · 1 year

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dancing with the stars obikin au.

imagine anakin is some sort of celebrity, maybe an actor who's not really a-list but he's starred in a few acclaimed independent films but is still waiting for his big break; maybe he's a celebrity chef who's hit a rut; and anyway, his agent books him the gig at dancing with the stars. anakin isn't super thrilled about it because how is this supposed to help him and also dancing?? really??? but he doesn't really have anything else going on at the time and it's better than nothing and it gives him exposure, so maybe it'll help with business and he agrees, though he complains about it a lot.

he gets paired with padme, who is pretty and kind and patient with him. anakin hasn't really danced before, at least not like this, it's really not his style of movement, so all these steps, getting the speed right, being rhythmic, it's all new and a bit challenging, and he feels like an idiot because he's not really getting it and thinks he looks like a fawn learning how to walk. it doesn't help that his heart's not really in it either.

anyway, he does get the choreography down for the first show. he dances with padme and he doesn't forget any steps, they get through without any horrifying mishaps and anakin is actually pretty happy with himself because he thinks it's a pretty big step up from rehearsals.

until one of the judges just sort of. scowls disapprovingly all through the evaluations of the other two. anakin can't help it that his eyes keep snagging on the man. at first it was because he's classically handsome, neatly groomed beard, immaculately styled strawberry blonde hair, a glint in his eyes that makes something behind anakin's ribs tingle. but then it's because of that look. the scowl gets deeper and deeper with each word the other two judges say. and they're being kind, praising the routine and anakins effort and how well he's done, this being his first time dancing and all.

and then it's the scowly judges turn to talk. his name is obi-wan kenobi and he's apparently A Big Deal with lot of experience, a keen eye, and not one to sugarcoat anything.

“well,” he starts and his voice is smooth. he has a crisp coruscanti accent that's dripping judgement and a bow to his eyebrow that's rubbing anakin entirely the wrong way. “that was...very lifeless.”

anakin feels all the blood freeze in his vessels. obi-wan goes on to say how substantially uninspired and crude the performance was. while anakin def has the posture for it, he didn't hold it, he was just going through the motions, the footwork was sloppy, the placement of the arms and hands was lazy, anakin moved akin to a construction worker stomping around a construction site carrying heavy machinery, and there was no charisma to be found.

anakin is flushed and angry and gritting his teeth through it all. “how about you come down here and do it better?” he finally snaps and there are some hoots among the guests and some hushes too. obi-wan just smiles, all teeth and sharp gaze, and says, “its too early in the program for that.”

anakin fumes for the rest of the night. his score isn't the worst of all the pairs but it ranges in the bottom half. he doesn't get eliminated which he isn't quite sure how to feel about because he didn't quite expect (or want) to stay on the show for too long but he also wouldnt have been happy if he really had to leave already.

anyway. the next show goes similarly. anakin moves on to the next round furious.

at the third show, anakin almost jumps over the judges table. Kenobi doesn't smile though, he looks thoughtful and unhappy. he ends his assessment saying that he sees development in all other participants but not in anakin, who instead seems like he doesn't even want to try even though he has so much potential to actually be good at it, and he doesnt quite understand why anakin keeps voted to continue. anakin is about to snap at him when kenobi adds that, well, a pretty face makes up for a lot, for many people. and that. that sort of shuts anakin up because. did kenobi just call him pretty???

anakin, in a rare moment of self reflection, thinks about what obi-wan—kenobi—has said, and then asks padme why she became a professional dancer and what got her into dance in the first place. and he starts paying attention when she teaches him, starts picking up little cues, starts getting the details of the choreography right, and the next show, kenobi is silent for several beats before he speaks. he doesn't sing the glowing praise anakin expected but his assessment is much kinder and more approving. “for the first time, it looked like you had fun,” he says at the end, and there's a smile on his face, small but genuine, “well done.” and anakin feels heat pool in his stomach.

he gets better and better with each show, he knows he does, he feels it, he sees it, it becomes easier and he's actually having fun. padme challenges him with tough routines but that's what he likes, and anakin pushes himself while kenobi's soft voice in his head tells him he's done well.

anyway. anakin and obi-wan start bantering because obi-wan, apparently, still finds things to criticize and it's driving anakin insane. but it's far less of the hard words from the beginning and switched to a teasing tone that anakin jumps on. every time he finishes dancing he's giddy for obi-wan's—kenobi's—assessment. and every time, when obi-wan—kenobi—lightly praises anakin's progress and the things he's done well, anakin flushes (though luckily that's always masked by the flush from exertion) and feels hot and tingly all over.

there's a portion of the show when contestants dance with one of the judges and anakin is thrilled when he finds out he's been paired with obi-wan—kenobi. the rehearsals are hot, sweaty affair. not only because obi-wan pushes anakin to new limits and heights with a demanding choreography but also because his hands are on anakins body, they're so close they're practically breathing each other's air, and obi-wan smells so good, he feels so good, and whenever anakin finally gets a part of the routine he's been struggling with right, obi-wan smiles brightly, happy and proud, and softly praises him, and it's all too much.

they of course end up being the fan favorites, the audience goes wild for their performance and their banter cranks up a notch after that and turns very markedly sharper and flirtier.

anakin thinks obi-wan likes him too. he corners him one time after a show, manages to get them to a quiet spot, thinking that, okay, maybe. maybe he can get confirmation. he's not an Idiot, okay. he's seen all the videos on the internet that very carefully catalogued all of obi-wans expressions whenever anakin dances or speaks to him.

but obi-wan rebuffs him. he's not unkind about it but very firm, and anakin is so horribly embarrassed and angry that he flees without even waiting for whatever it is obi-wan starts to say.

the last three shows are. tense. anakin is giving his best performances and he gets near perfect scores but there is no banter. kenobi is very professional and only comments on details that anakin could improve, and anakin just stares past him with an aching jaw and tries very hard not to burst into angry, embarrassed tears every time.

the final show comes and goes, it's a bit of a blur. during the celebration and the glitter raining down and the crowd cheering and everyone jumping and being happy, anakin catches obi-wans eyes across the floor, and there's. something. in obi-wans eyes. something hot and happy and soft and it burns, and anakin is still so raw from the rejection, he cannot handle that look, that he turns to padme and kisses her. it doesn't even mean anything, and he apologizes to her immediately, but when he looks back over, obi-wan is gone.

some time later, after the show has wrapped, they probably run into each other by chance somewhere. anakin wants to bolt. obi-wan still looks so good, and his heart is beating in his throat, and it's the worst, he just can't—but obi-wan stops him gently, asks him how he's been, how's padme, and anakin snaps at him, angry and hurt, and how would he know how padme is, he hasn't seen her since the final show.

“oh,” obi-wan says, so softly. “you're not with her?”

anakin snorts. “i was never with her.”

there are some moments of tense silence between them and anakin is ready to flee when obi-wan says, “i really wanted to kiss you that night.”

anakin sneers even though hope is suddenly right there, in his gut, behind his ribs, at the tip of his tongue. “yeah, right.”

“i wanted to explain to you but you left before i could.”

“explain what?” it comes out way too breathy and anakin hates himself for it a little.

“i was still going to be judging you, anakin. you were a contestant. it wouldn't have been right and if anyone had found out about it, we both would've been in trouble.”

“oh.”

obi-wan smiles a little. “i wanted to ask you if you could wait a few weeks longer because i definitely would've kissed you at the after show party.”

anakin flushes. “oh. that. that would've been. yeah.”

long story short, they bang. it's phenomenal.

anakin becomes a hobby dance critic on their couch at home and he's so terrible at it that it both gives obi-wan a headache and makes him laugh.

#obikin #fans of course go wild over their banter #and notice that during the next season though obi-wan does banter its markedly different #people speculate whether he and anakin have actually hooked up #there are fancams of obi-wan looking at anakin and of anakin looking at obi-wan #anyway #i should be asleep #i will hate myself tomorrow morning #yikes

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