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I am at work, so I dont have the moment to make a long post about it but...me and my boyfriend have been talking for a long time about the OSMP. Especially Fragranceman and Quackity.
It just makes me ecstatic that we have both, Schlatt and Q being autistic. With Quackity masking very well and Schlatt not masking at all.
Quackity at first being rather defensive and cautious because of Schlatts appearance but getting to relax in his presence quite fast as the man just has such a friendly nature. Him showing the duck around the island and the nearest villager village, saying that he has his own little shop, where he sells different oils, scent flasks, strings that are made from his webs etc.
Phantombur....is not a good person in this one. I still enjoy this one fragment from our conversation about them:
When Schlatt is showing Quackity around and Wilbur shows up. Q just seeing how Wilbur tries to "politely" tell Schlatt to leave. And FM just...doenst get the "hints".
And I just imagine that kind of moment to happen
Wilbur: Look...you know how it usually goes, he is a peaceful mob hybrid...while you are....well...*you*. We dont want him to decide that this place is too dangerous for him to stay, right?
FM: *pressing the ears down and starting to fidget with his hands*
Oh...are you scared? I am not venomous! I mean, my dad does have cousins that are like...cave spiders but we didnt inherit the venom! He always jokes that they are toxic....you know...since...toxic is a word used to describe poison and everything but people also...use it to describe other people that say mean things....because those cousins always gossip and spread lies and-
Wilbur: Great story, *Fragranceman* but for now....you should better make sure that your shop wasnt trashed.
So yeah, I would love to take a moment to talk more about all of it! We also acknowledge Quackitys cannibalism (which is...normal for actual ducks) and the fact that Fragranceman prefers vegetables, as they are having a more comfortable texture than meat- and also, Schlatt has good parents in this AU, which is rare for anything that I write-
#origin smp#OSMP#fragranceman#fragrance man#Schlatt#jschlatt#schlackity#pumpkinduo#pumpkin husbands#quackity#O!JSchlatt#O!Quackity#i think there was another name for the Original SMP but I cant remember what it was called
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/47251024
When Grian invited Wilbur Soot and Fragrance Man to join his most recent death game server, called Double Life, they weren't entirely sure what to expect, seeing as they'd never left their home server of Origins SMP before. What they didn't expect was to end up as soulmates.
here is the crossover! yippee i wrote this in a day
#origins sweaterduo weekly#week eleven; crossover#origins smp fic#o!wilbur#o!jschlatt#phantombur#fragrance man
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fragrance man but he slays <3333
#jschlatt fanart#jschlatt#fragrance man#osmp#osmp fanart#o!schlatt#origins schlatt#he SLAYS#GRRRRRRRRRRR#sorry bout the quality it was also drawn on my phone </3
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so you remember the part in the new chuckle video where ted is in the tank and they come back and schlatt was just sitting on those metal stairs? imagine they coming back and flipping the camera to just se you making out with schlatt on the stairs, like i know he’d be so into making out in public and all of his friends being so over it 😭😭
PLEASSSEEEE HE WOULD BE!!
Them circling back and he’s got you in his lap on the stairs making out with you. And when he noticed the guys coming back around he doesn’t shy away or look guilty he happily waves to them with you still in his lap.
Imagining the camera panning to Ted and him just being like, “Jesus fucking Christ man.”
#cole answers#Coles anons#jschlatt#jschlatt smut#I love stupid little lovesick schlatt who loves his s/o sm#confident schlatt is just so mmmm yummy
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Can I please have a tall latte with a dash of cinnamon with a cupcake and fortune cookie on the side? Thankyou
For the 100 follower celebration (congrats)
guest of honour
masterlist & descrip. pg-13. 13+. streamer!reader. ted nivison x reader. jschlatt x reader. mentions of alcohol, bongs, vapes and implied mention of weed.
a/n. tysm! here's your order anon :] (i did do these separately but if you wanted them together you can send another request! also i picked the prompts since you didn't add one)
prompts: ”you look stupid as fuck right now.” / ”that could be us.” ”that is us.” / ”can you repeat that? i don't think i heard you..” / ”my kiss?” ”right, sorry.”
ted
your fans knew you had a boyfriend, they knew he was also in content creation, they knew you loved him, and they knew he was always texting you during your streams. since he'd always been faceless, voiceless, and nameless, it was a shock for the viewers to see the door open and someone walk in, head cut off by the camera placement.
it was planned, to a degree.. you knew ted would show up on your stream, in your office but you didn't know when, and that's what made it fun. ”oh my god, hey babe!” you spun in your chair and got up to hug him, the height difference clear to all. and now your fans knew he was tall too. before you were able to get back to your seat, ted pulled you back to him. ”excuse me? sweetheart my kiss?” you smiled and got up on your tippy toes, ”right, sorry about that.” hands flat on his chest when you kissed him.
you walked back over to your desk to see how the viewers were taking the small interaction, and from how you were positioned leaning over your desk, ted was able to pad over next to you, still out of view of the camera. when you realised how close he was you pulled a chair away from the all beside yours and you sat down. ”oh chat did i mention my boyfriend was joining today?” you gave the camera a cheeky smile, watching as chat was still trying to put the voice to a face.
ted leaned down into frame before he sat down, smiling at the camera with a wave. the moment he sat down, he started a bit. ”do you have audio listeners?”
”no.”
”what a shame.” you rolled your eyes at him before pulling yourself towards the desk to move apps across your monitors. ”shit, almost..” your voice trailed off, neither ted nor your stream heard what you said and while it's easy to ignore chat's pleas, it's a little harder when it's your boyfriend. ”what was that angel?” you hum at him, question in the sound. ”can you repeat that? i don't think i heard you.”
this wasn't a bit, but it sure as hell was clipped a ton. ”i said,” you began, voice louder than it was most of the time. ”'shit, i almost leaked our discord dms.', happy?”
”very.”
schlatt
your boyfriend's fanbase knew of you, but they didn't know anything about you aside from that schlatt loved you. of course it had to come sooner or later, but after a long talk about the consequences, you'd talked each other into a deal for you to go on his stream with him.
for awhile schlatt streamed and you sat just off camera, looking at your phone and back up at him from time to time. it was something that your best friend had sent you that made you scrunch your face up, and your boyfriend noticed immediately. ”you look stupid as fuck right now.” it was the first time he'd acknowledged you were around on stream and his chat was freaking out. of course it didn't stop you from getting up and slapping his arm. ”ow. you're mean.” he didn't mean it, yet it only made you hit him again before you finally pulled your chair out to sit with him.
once chat had gotten a good look at you and you waved and said hello, schlatt pushed his phone up to the camera before giving it to you. ”hon' that could be us.” it was a picture of two cats; one holding a bong and two vapes while the other held a case of beer. ”j, baby that is us.” now you show the camera the picture of the cats and schlatt takes the opportunity of being hidden to press a quick kiss to your cheek, making you gasp.
”chat did you see that?! did you hear that?!” they all seemed confused as you went off on your tangent, face making the :o while schlatt's mouth twitched up into a smirk, bordering on the grin as you tattled on him to his viewers. ”he kissed me when you guys weren't looking!”
oh boy did twitter have a fun time over analysing the clip of the short kiss sound, trying to figure out if it was true.
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#pray4saint#saint's 100 celly :o#saint's inbox !!#chuckle sammy#chuckle sandwich#ted nivison#ted nivison x reader#jschlatt#schlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#ted nivison fluff#jschlatt fluff#schlatt fluff#ted blurbs !!#schlatt blurbs !!#s.ted#s.schlatt
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c!schlatt x bunny!s/o headcanons
@d4ringv0id and @st4rryfics have made posts abt this but i wanted to make a hc post bc bunny reader is so fucking cute to me
sfw and nsfw below cut
• grumpy rammie schlatt and his sweet bunny <3
• he thinks you’re just so fucking cute, your soft floppy ears, your little cotton tail, your buck tooth smile and the way your lips are shaped in a natural “uwu”
• as a bunny you’re very energetic, zooming around and rambling on and on when you’re excited about something
• constant erratic thumping is a tell tale sign to schlatt that you’re happily bouncing around nearby
• schlatt doesn’t share this level of energy, and would most likely find it annoying from someone else, at least if he isn’t in the mood
• but normally, he can’t help but smile when you make laps around him to get his attention, or hop onto his back for a piggy back ride, holding onto his horns and steering him around making racecar noises
• however if he needs you to calm down, all he has to do is scratch behind your ears
• your ears that normally stand tall on your head flop over, a happy smile appearing on your face, your nose twitching and your foot subconsciously tapping
• schlatt loves to touch your ears in any setting, his hands will absentmindedly find them when you’re sitting or laying in his lap, sometimes he’ll tie cute little ribbons on them
• (and yes of course he will gently tug on them when you’re having sex)
• being a bunny means you’re natually quite a bit smaller than schlatt, so when you borrow his clothes, you love that they’re big and warm and cozy, and he loves that you look so small and adorable
• that being said since you’re so pocket sized to him he often will just pick you up and carry you around, either throwing you over his shoulder or carrying you under his arm like a football
• you’ve taken notice of how whenever he does this he’s more often than not taking you to the bedroom, and with your high sex drive you usually won’t object unless you were in the middle of something you really needed to get done
• schlatt loves to get on your nerves, it’s basically a hobby of his
• his favorites are sneaking up behind you and ramming his horns in your back (he does it softly though, its mostly meant to just make you jump, but you pretend it hurts so he’ll baby you)
• or he likes to call you “dumb bunny” when you tilt your head at something you don’t understand, or ask him a question that had just a bit too obvious of an answer (or alternatively, when he’s fucking you so good that you can’t speak)
• you haven’t quite figured out a good way to snap back at him when he calls you that though (“stupid ram” just doesn’t have the same ring)
• but if anyone else calls you something like that, they’re lucky if they wake up tomorrow
• when you’re irritated with him (which again is often) your ears will bend backward, cheeks puffing out with a grumpy huff as your foot thumps (met with an “aww, is wittle bunny angwy?”)
• but when he’s said something to make you blush, your ears flop forward as your hands cover your face, if he’s lucky he’ll get to see your little tail wiggle
• overall big bad rammie schlatt loves his little baby bunny <33
#bunny s/o has been giving me brainrot#this is messy i just had a lot of random ideas jdhdjd#schlatt#jschlatt#c!jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt fluff#judah.doc
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I just wanna let you guys know! I still write for old fandoms! My current hyperfixation is Devon bostick but I’ll still glad write requests for fnaf sb, spiderverse, misfits and other fandoms I haven’t written for yet like chuckle sandwich and cod :)
#devon bostick#rodrick heffley smut#miguel o hara smut#hobie brown smut#glamrock freddy smut#montgomery gator smut#swaggersouls smut#goodguyfitz smut#simon ghost riley smut#ted nivision smut#jschlatt smut#john price smut
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Some spider guy and a bee child 🕷🐝
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C!Schlatt and Glatt are chubby and NOBODY can convince me otherwise.
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Father Fragrance - the only preacher I trust.
#why is schlatt so god damn drawable. in like 12 days it'll be the 2 years anniversary of me drawing him for the first time#and i haven't stopped since!!! you'd think i'd run out of ideas but n o!!!!!#jschlatt#osmp#mcyt#fragrance man#father fragrance#the sergeant draws#own
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/47762752 here’s my fic for this week’s prompt!! Tommy is not impressed
#origins sweaterduo weekly#week fourteen; scam artists#origins smp fic#o!wilbur#o!jschlatt#o!tommy#phantombur#fragrance man#chickeninnit#o!sweaterduo
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P R A Y
#jschlatt fanart#jschlatt#mcyt#o!schlatt#origins schlatt#origins smp#osmp fanart#schlatt fanart#he makes me insane <3
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Scrapped lore bits from the Dream SMP I'm still mad we never got:
-Whatever lore Nihachu had planned for the day Doomsday happened
-The Egg finale scheduled for immediately after the Red Banquet
-Jschlatt's Las Nevadas resurrection (heavily implied by Quackity trying to get the Revival Book after gambling with Glatt and cc!Schlatt saying he'd be coming back to the SMP)
-Any further development of Puffychu
-Ranboo getting resurrected (cc!Ran saying he was meant to be revived two weeks after the prison break)
-Hitting on 16 in livestream format. Like I know we still got the lore but cc!Wilbur simply could not fit what the format brings into written form. The long periods of characters just talking to each other, body language, random impromptu moments, etc.
-The Manhunt Arc (slight speculation but the streams where Tommy reinforced Tubbo's old house and convinced Eryn, Sam Nook, and Phil to help him track and kill Dream after the prison break felt like it was setting up something)
-Cyberknife lore (cc!Techno planned on having his character leave and acting as an antagonist for the syndicate)
-Ranboo's ARG (never properly finished)
-Ranboo and Slime in the multiverse (I have no context but I swear cc!Ranboo said something about this and if I had to guess tftsmp!Ran and O!Ranboo could've had something to do with it)
-whatever Connor had going on (I know his SMPLive stuff I'm referring to him knowing Karl could time travel)
-Tubbo's ending of growing old and raising Michael (planned but cut for the nuclear ending)
-Tommy's soft ending which would apparently resemble Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. (this is secondhand information but I've seen people talk about it. I assume this to mean he would escape the SMP and we wouldn't see what happened to him. Cut for the nuclear ending)
-Captain Puffy being the main antagonist of Season 2 (as seen by her being the vessel for the fully powered Egg in the finale and having a skin ready for season 2)
Feel free to add your own!
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MASTERLIST !
last updated 03-17-2024
JSCHLATT ☆ﾐ
❥ mutual break up series
❥ interview
❥ short reader
❥ activist reader
❥ trans masc reader
❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt
❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga
❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2
❥ drunk schlatt n his gf
❥ confident over text, shy irl
❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o
❥ famous metal gf
❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush
❥ first kiss
❥hitting a creep
❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2
❥ first time smoking w him
❥ bimbo reader,
❥ valentine’s day
❥ sub schlatt
❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3
❥ goofy dad schlatt
❥ comforting him
❥ home sick
❥ hugs from behind
❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2
❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad
❥ schlatt gets sick
❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you
❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet
❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time
❥ vtuber s/o
❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2
❥ sensitive waist
❥ inappropriate songs
❥ crunchy gf thoughts
❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings
❥ getting you to sleep
❥ british s/o
❥ finding you online
❥ kissing you on stream
❥ breeding kink
❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs
❥ sensitive nipples
❥ oblivious s/o
❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs
❥ eating u out on a call
❥ comfort
❥ shaking ass laying down
❥ FWB
❥ Lingerie
❥ short s/o
TED NIVISON ☆ﾐ
❥ teddy and theo mutual break up
❥ teddy and theo ass or tits
❥ theo n bimbo gf
❥ the bet
#dollie yaps 🗣️#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x you#jschlatt fluff#schlatt fluff#jschlatt x reader smut#jschlatt hcs#jschlatt angst#jschlatt headcanons#jschlatt smut#schlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#ted nivison x y/n#ted nivison x you#ted nivison x reader#ted nivison
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