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#nygmobblepot quotes
mrskillingjoke · 1 year
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Oswald: *comes in with math-calculations on his cheeks*
Jim: what do you have there?
Oswald: Ed Draw math-calculations Out of my freckles...
Jim: alriiiight... What can I do for you?
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paarassha · 7 months
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Oh, remember how you said That our friendship is stronger than family
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whats-those · 5 months
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Gotham (Nygmobblepot) + text posts part 10!
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14]
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Harvey: Welcome to the Fuck Penguin club, where we all say a collective "Fuck You" to that slimy bastard, but first a word from our newest member
Ed, sweating: ...so there may have been a misunderstanding...
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imthekingofgotham · 5 months
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I put Gotham character’s names in an incorrect quotes generator, here are the funniest:
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bluedancer9000 · 6 days
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Oswald: I’m not afraid to break fingers to get answers, so you better-
Edward: Did you know that a vein in your ring finger is connected to the main artery of your heart? It means that if I were to cut your ring finger right now you could bleed to death without immediate medical attention. So are you going to confess now or do I have to watch your eyes turn lifeless as I bite your finger off like a baby carrot?
Oswald: Edward… that was dark even for me.
Edward: Thank you, I’m actually just really nervous right now.
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mcuxhp777 · 3 months
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Ed: Riddle me this; what is something I can't go without? And is my whole world?
Ozzie: Me
Ed: Correct. I love you
Ozzie: I love you, too
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Bruce: *Hits Jeremiah* Fuck you
Jeremiah: *Taking the beating* Fuck you, too
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shyjusticewarrior · 9 months
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 197
Lee: Ed's freaked out.
Oswald: I got him distracted for a while.
Ed, on other side of room: *doing a rubix cube*
Lee: Doesn't he know how to solve those?
Oswald: Normally, yes. But I switched the stickers around. I don't even think it's possible to-
Ed: Solved it.
Oswald: What? No you didn't.
Ed: Not the cube, the puzzle of why I couldn't solve the cube. You switched stickers two, nine, thirty two, and fifty one.
Barbara: This thing has numbers?
Ed: Anything has a number if you assign a number, friend number four.
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penguinpuzzle · 1 year
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Oswald: why don't you let riddler come out for a while? yknow,,,,, riddle me up
Oswald: not that you couldn't, ed
Ed: RIDDLE YOU UP?????
Ed: ozzie what does that mean
Ed: what are you guys gonna do
Oswald: ...riddle
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Incorrect Season 3 Edward Nygma Textpost
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Here's the original post
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itaroma42 · 1 year
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Oswald: Okay, I'm on top.
Edward: Nope, I'm top.
Oswald: No, I'm top.
Edward: Listen here... I'm top. Alright?! I'm fucking top!
Oswald: Get on the bottom, you basic bitch.
Edward:
Edward [sigh]: Alright.
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mrskillingjoke · 1 year
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Oswald: *is about to sneeze*
Eddie: what? What is it? Are you alright Oswald? Are you surprised? Did someone betrayed you? Did Jim call you? Have someone Hurt you? Do I have to kill someone?
Oswald: *continuously about to sneeze*
Eddie: do they call off your favourite TV show? Is it about your candidacy for Mayor? Again, was it Jim? Can I kill him? What is the reason that I'll kill Jim? Say something Oswald!
Oswald: *sneezes* I was about to sneeze!
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stop-ugly · 6 months
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A: /jokingly or not/ Then let's date idk
B: You're bold i give that to you
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whats-those · 5 months
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Gotham (Nygmobblepot) + text posts part 7!
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14]
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Ed, texting Barbara: I just walked into a bar and someone yelled "dibs"
Oswald, texting Barbara: hoLY SHIt BARBAR I'M AT A BAR AND SOME HoT GUY WALKED IN and I YELLED DIBS-
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imthekingofgotham · 1 year
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