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*Me at the Base*: Damn, Cage. You gotta put the guns way. I know my short ass got glasses on, but I know them guns could break them. Careful man. Careful. We just here like-
Have a little consideration for your fellow man's well-being and safety. Please.
"S'why you gotta get a stunt guy, kiddo." He flexes, hard, his bulging chest proudly displaying that ridiculous tattoo.
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Weird... #NutPunch #Amazon https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj633dtuTSQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#the real reason dean built his dramacoffin was because sam didnt respond to the Dudes Getting Nutpunched compilation dean sent him#sad but avoidable#wincest
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Okay I literally cannot find anyone else talking about it but shout out to Donna Noble for being cornered by a creepy terrifying puppet and its creepy terrifying puppet babies and rather than succumbing to that cliché she just picked it up and smashed its head against the wall until it stopped moving and then scared the rest so badly they simply left the show there and then. Donna transcends genre, because she just nutpunches any genre she doesn't like right in the plums and then marches off.
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which of your characters would be into kamen rider and which one jokingly calls them power rangers
vita 2. tristan 3. results in a nutpunch
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Millord...if I maybe honest... Magnus the L Magnet, and Karenaturabo being together makes sense.
They are both annoying pretentious douchewads who probably should have been nutpunched by Leman more.
"I will admit, I might have overreacted to Magnus's mistake. There was a time when I would have forgiven him, when I would have welcomed him back into the fold with open arms. All he had to do was grant his children one final mercy that he was too weak to give.
As for Perterabo; he chose to dig his own grave. Now he should lay in it."
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Calling out this straight couple cause your man is manspreading and therefore in perfect position for a lalafell nutpunch
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Sonyas mk11 ending au where everything is the same except Johnny is still mortal just with an edenian lifespan for that nutpunch
#mortal kombat#johnny cage#sonya blade#cageblade#sonya blades mk11 ending#johnny cages mkx ending#it's canon to me okay
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I'm pretty sure I put too many letters in my previous ask, so I'll try again. H_NGM_N for any TGM fics
oooo you did add an a but maybe ill add it as well. for A+ work!!
H(otel) - from Cockblock
“Hey, darlin’,” a voice said in his ear, before lips pressed against his cheek in a kiss that felt entire too familiar to be a stranger.
N(ovember) - from Bob
“No offense to Bob and his frankly horrible previous pilot, but I think you still have the worst taste in men, Hangman,” Coyote said, causing everyone to chuckle.
G(olf) - from Cockblock
“Good,” Hangman said, a split second before Bradley felt lips at the side of his jaw and the camera clicked before his brain finished catching up. He turned, dislodging Hangman who smirked at him. “Now I’m gonna kiss you.”
M(ike) - from Cockblock
“Mav was always smaller than you,” Bradley said, hugging both of them tightly, glad, in some ways, for the Mission that brought them all here.
A(lpha) -from Bob
“I think you’re right,” Phoenix said softly, before she sighed. “And I think I’m gonna nutpunch Payback and Fanboy when we get back. No, actually. I know I will.”
N(ovember) - from mafia
“No.”
Bradley raised his eyebrows. “You don’t know what I was gonna ask.”
“Another drink, a refill, a dance, my name. Whatever it is. No,” the man replied.
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Is there any narrative nutpunch quite like the moment where something huge and dramatic happens in the story and ‘this will change everything!’ And then absolutely nothing changes.
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May I introduce Aris, my MC for Twst. She is down bad for Leona and will nutpunch anybody who talks about her boys. She also has snacks and Tylenol in her blazer pockets at all times.
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Yo! Johnny! What's like like having a thiccc cake, curvy waist, and big ol'biddies anyone would like to taste? *my 5'4 ass having to look up at him and is at a good height for-*
He looks down over his humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous and snorts, hands on that waist, hip cocked to one side.
"You hittin' on me, kid? I mean I'll sign your copy of Ninja Mime if you want." His smile is winning, broad, and brimming with confidence from the knowledge that he's still got it.
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man. that post about my dad really took off and I'm so happy. you're finally going viral, dude, and you didn't even have to launch Flying Nutpunch to do it.
#the goodsola has spoken#the tags made me feel like there's definitely still a lot of good around#and if I can honor him by passing on his lessons#about enjoying life through a little mischief and indulgence#even when shit gets dark. ESPECIALLY when shit gets dark#well then ive done right by him#have fun in your next life man#the kids these days are wild and you'll fit right in
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Mortal Kombat sucks
But I'll keep eating that goofy movie garbage I don't care how bad it looks in motion in stills in slow motion I need to see Johnny Cages ankles twist wrong for 1 frame as he does a split that wasn't carefully animated causing his wrist to flap around weirdly so he nutpunches a character for the third time in a row I need Mortal Kombat to keep churning out games even though I think the gore needs to get toned down to hell and back and they should focus more on making mortal kombat more slapstick instead of trying to push the "Ewie kill move" button more.
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In 8th grade, I had a friend who, as a very young man, attended a party where there was a dude in a Barney suit.
He decided the best course of action was to floor the purple dinosaur with a well-placed nutpunch.
Would have done the same, honestly.
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