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soncicthebugger2 · 2 years
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SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES Stream Clip - "Tony Fox"
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Spamton A. Spamton Presents the Auction Prizes with the Help of World Famous Composer "Tony Fox".
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addvcrse · 1 year
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@thebigshotman​ x
There was a sound like an engine stalling as Spaul stopped mid-stride, head swiveling 180 degrees towards the source of the sound before the rest of his body, slowly and carefully, caught up.
Ah, yes, The Beast. It was a NEO too. And despite his newly acquired body, Spaul would be lying if he wasn’t still at least a little frightened of it. But now there were three NEOs around! He had to establish supremacy somehow! Not aware he was the smallest of the three.
*[[Hello~]] BEAST!!! N0W I’M-I’M [just like you,]!!! W1TH A [workout ready body] TO PROTECT-T0 PROT3CT [Hazelnut] WITH!!!!
Did The Beast know about Eileen? Would bringing her up spell trouble with trying to reach her? He didn’t really care too much at the moment, as he was trying to appear bigger than it. Speaking of that, he proudly showed off his four untethered strings, smiling even wider than he already was.
*I EVEN H4-HAVE [[No Strings on Me]]!!!! UNL1KE YO-YOU!!! [[Amazed by this amazing transformation?]] Y3-E-ET???
He hoped he was genuinely looking intimidating and not like a literally humongous dork. Especially since its facial expressions were unreadable, to say the least.
Sadly for Spaul, The Beast was not easily intimidated even at the best of times, thanks to its enormous ego. However, it was quite impressed by the unbound strings and let him know as much, emitting a low whistle.
* [Neat-o]! it chirped, fingers clenching and unclenching around the edge of its rooftop perch with restless energy. * MANAGED TO [Score!] S0ME [Freebies], HUH? [Congration]!! I THINK YOU’rE [Our Very First Customer] TO DO THAT!
The Beast paused speaking for a moment, if only to inch its backside closer to the roof’s ledge. Was it preparing to jump down? Possibly. But it was equally likely it just felt like sitting that way.
* SO WH3RE ARE YOU OFF TO [This Fine Evening]? LOOKING FOR [Hazelnut]? I’M SURE SHE>S AR0UND SOMEWHERE!
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hellsitegenetics · 17 days
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Hello! I hope this texts works for your fun genetics thing and the brackets dont mess it up <3
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]] YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOUVE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
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daisilynn · 1 month
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EVR3Y BUDDY ‘S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
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tubrasko · 5 months
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HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
SILLY S1LLY [SILLY] silly silly 5ILLY VIRUS???!!1! [[I A1N'T NO CHE4P VIRUS]]?!!1?virus!11!?!
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Spamton cosplay. Attended a con with my pals @mushymushrom (Gaster on the left), another friend (Gaster on the right) and @disco-captain (Harry Du Bois) ((W1TH MY GL4SSES 0N)).
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Random super cool Abyss Mage who chilled next to me for a long time. They were very sweet. Deltarune x Genshin Impact x Disco Elysium collaboration CAN0N??1?!
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Me and @mushymushrom playing vidya gmes
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BONUS
First variant of the cosplay. Before the one you saw up there, I attended another con as Spamt with @mushymushrom as Gaster, and one of my eyes decided that it’s the right time for a vacation right during the fun part. I remade the eyes after that, as you can see on the previous pics.
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BONUS x2
A little something of second Gaster and @disco-captain separately and me with @mushymushrom walking and being completely normal
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BONUS x3
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lexumpysfunland · 2 months
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there he is, our favorite [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] ! more seriously I always wondered what would happen if he got your soul... does he really achieve freedom? I hope so-
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gummy-axolotl · 3 months
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HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
My Spamton Neo cosplay from 2022, made by me and my mother
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lyinguy · 1 month
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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
📎 ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴘɪᴘɪꜱ 💖
★ Spamton (Deltarune) X Mr. Sparkle (Simpsons)
★ Hand painted t-shirt
★ Digital artwork
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kingsis · 1 month
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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I have free Kromer, all for the low, low price of [A SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE].
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[#$&%] YOU!! YOU CAN TEAR MY [singular grain of rice] FROM MY COLD [[dead]] HANDS
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ask-dcf · 20 days
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HEY EVERY  !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY  BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
*Chara banging the ask*
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*Spamton denied*
(21/50)
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spamton-g-spamton1 · 26 days
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HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
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soncicthebugger2 · 2 years
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SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES Stream Credits Music
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Here's the End Credits Music from the Sweepstakes Stream Clipped down for Anyone who wants to Listen to it.
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addvcrse · 1 year
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* HMM, I WONDER WHAT [Freezer Burned] [Whole Turkey Breast] HAS GOTT3N UP TO LATELY... I HAVEN,T SEEN [He/She/It] IN A WHILE.
* OH WELL. WE HAVE [We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat] PR0BLEMS RIGHT NOW!
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mycringefactory · 2 years
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[[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] IS HERE!!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE [[Time Of Your Life]]??
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stupid-idiot-man · 10 months
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spammy art pls? /nf
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Number 1 fan of Number 1 Rated Salesman1997?
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spamsandsuch · 9 months
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spamton’s the kinda guy that would have a poster of himself during its prime and lean onto it and go “OH [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]], WERE [[Really]] IN IT NO W.”
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