#now isn't that more believable as a vampire that's been alive for 400 years | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

milfbro · 2 years

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can we talk about roleplaying blogs for a second? cause like, this vampire one that left a comment on my post, they just make suuuuper basic comments about being alive in the 1600s and knowing the guy in that painting. Not to mention they only post on other people's posts

girl you know a rich lesbian vampire from the 1600s would still be pissed that they stopped wearing powdered wigs and would have the most absurd petty 1 note vent posts

#like she could be one that fucking hates corsets and hated wearing them and now she's watching all these bloggers be like #'actually corsets were fine' and she's FUMING and she won't let it go. She's on the war path against corsets #But she hates that you can't really find whale sperm for candles for sale easily and also she hates online shopping #there #now isn't that more believable as a vampire that's been alive for 400 years #than someone who posts basic shit about how they knew jfk or whatever

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