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astrangergivingthestrangewelcome · 2 years

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Countless hours of enjoyment in taking some ridiculous parts of Dracula that Bram Stoker didn't want you to think about too hard and imagining in excruciating detail how they'd play out in real life

#am currently thinking about the end of dracula #so dracula spoilers #but where all the boys are galloping up to intercept Count Dracula's little carriage-y thing #now I'm sure Quincey can handle his horse #and I could buy absolutely that Arthur is one of those aristocrats absolutely obsessed with horses and so sure I bet he can ride well too #but you cannot get me to believe that Jonathan Harker and Dr. John Seward have been on a horse two times between them #I'm imagining this thrilling chase scene where Quincey and Arthur are like proper action movie stars galloping and yeehawing away #cut to Jonathan and Seward #screaming their heads off #Jonathan has both hands around the horses neck #they wind up surrounding dracula but not on purpose bc jonathan and and jack ride right past them because they don't know how to stop #I'm just obsessed by how much we see in the conclusion jonathan being like yes I'm steering this boat #and I'm like jonathan you steer boats now by yourself???#jonathan you can sit a galloping horse now???#jonathan you are skilled in knife fighting now???#rip to the harkers you would have loved DIY Youtube videos

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