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eric-sadahire · 3 months

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Do something nice for someone today...

leave them alone.

Life is hard enough without your bullshit.

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anstukoo · 9 months

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Greenyy

#art #cute #anstukoo #beginner artist #artist #artists on tumblr #digital artist #digital fanart #female artists #furry #femboy #notjoking #green #furrydrawing #art on tumblr #oc artist #oc

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dinohorse · 1 year

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watching mob psycho s3, if you give spoilers i WILL cry

#notjoking #actuallyserious #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho s3

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calocera · 1 year

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hi guess who just got told by their college conduct officer that they have been "participating in cultlike activities"

#im notjoking btw.

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socialbunny · 7 months

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skip broke is so fine fr i need his ugly template face in my life 😍😍😍

#chat #/srs /gen /notjoking and so on idk any more of the indicators

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ame-delights · 2 months

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meow

Mreow!

#LMAO IM NOTJOKING THE SECOND I TYPED 'mreow' MY CAT MEOWD!

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romanken · 1 year

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#this scene ruined my fucking life the first time i read it notjoking

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marksollinger · 1 year

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tma-to-w.bg pipeline (derogatory)

#/serious and /notjoking as the tone tag users would say #suit.txt

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faithisland · 2 years

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somethings wrong with me

it's

penis envy

#no im NOTJOKING SJAHEYEYEIWWOWW

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mickinspo · 4 months

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this whole month leading up to christmas has just been one giant binge relapse (talking like 3000kcal a day, i got a real binge problem). gonna put everything into losing weight quickly starting 2024.

also i got a real goal to work towards now: going on a class trip in july and i NEED to be able to walk around in tight and short and cute clothes and be so small (and shock my friends lmao) and be happy and pretty in this giant city 💝

#i NEED goals to work towards and im SO excited for this class trip.#wanna look like lily rose depp NOTJOKING

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londonmacpaul · 1 year

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#myhistory #workprojectsadministration #securityofcouncil @lutoncouncil #administationchallenge #socialhousingarchitecture #forlocalpeople #notmyproperty #understandjesus #notjoke #taxpayermoneywellspent #belongstoall https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_8Mnvo_kd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#myhistory #workprojectsadministration #securityofcouncil #administationchallenge #socialhousingarchitecture #forlocalpeople #notmyproperty #understandjesus #notjoke #taxpayermoneywellspent #belongstoall

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eric-sadahire · 5 months

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I was going to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

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rafole · 6 months

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When i say Sinner is the greatest player of all time im notjoking not even a little bit

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idk-why-i-have-this · 6 months

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Cocaine is life.

Me fr fr :

cocaine gives me my will to life #notjoke #100%fr

#shitpost #coke lines #dope

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thiotchi · 1 year

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Have you seen Zoro’s family tree from oda yet?

yes I HAVE

I've been obsessing over his mom. Like yeah, I knew he was most likely a Shimotsuki because of one of Oda's previous SBS'. BUT HIS PARENTS CAN WE JUST

inhale

Furiko most likely had dark blue hair like Ushimaru. And based on her silhouette, you can tell she has that strong Shimotsuki chin and nose and long eyelashes. Pinzoro? Don't know him. He isn't important beyond being a samurai and named Roronoa I guess.

Arashi probably takes mostly after his mom, because those Shimotsuki genes are strong, man. Though his hair may or may not be that strong dark blue, depending on his dad's coloring. The man never learned how to use a brush though.

TERA THOUGH.

TERA.

There's supposedly a character named Tera in FF? somewhere. I forgot which game. But green hair, silver eyes, and a swordsman? That's how I imagine Zoro's mom. And given that she was the daughter of a criminal? She definitely knows how to take care of herself on the battlefield, even if she wasn't a swordsman herself.

she was though bc I said so shh

With her small chin and nose, and long-ass eyelashes, you know Zoro got those from her. Also, how she ties her hair back in the silhouette? If Zoro had long hair, male or female, that's how I'd imagine it. It's. It's perfect.

Zoro literally taking after the women in his family tree.

as a side note, Kuina's mom doesn't have any noticeable eyelashes in her silhouette so all I can think of is Zoro ending up with more stereotypically feminine features than his cousin lmao

as another side note, Kuina and Zoro's moms both dying from the same illness while they're children. You know. Just to make it Sad™️

All their names are apparently gambling references? So that's probably an (albeit kinda weird) explanation for why Zoro was so good at gambling in Wano and also why he seems to be really good at math? idk but it'd be funny if that's why.

Ushimaru def had a back tattoo so I'm kind of curious about if the "marks on the back is a swordsman's shame" is from Pinzoro's side of the family hmm

but also I still can't get over PINZORO. I know it's a legit reference but PINZORO. Arashi and Tera named Zoro after his grandpa knowing that THAT was his name.

DID ODA HAVE THAT PLANNED SINCE THE BEGINNING???

Speaking of Ushimaru, I haven't caught up to the manga or anime but does he look like he has big tiddies? Because Tera def does so that would explain how Zoro has the biggest badonkadonks on the Grand Line. Because it's from both sides of the fam /joking /notjoking

Anyway.

I'm having IDEAS.

There was a wip I was thinking of about maybe giving Zoro a mom where she doesn't die like in my HS AU and now I have CANON stuff to work with. ehehe

#thio rambles #thio answers #one piece headcanons #one piece spoilers #op spoilers #op zoro #op hc #if Law ever met his in-laws you know he'd thank them for making Zoro perfect #thio writes? sometimes

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arienai · 1 year

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man. 15 year olds can call millennials cringe all they want at least I'm not making callout posts like "One time OP looked briefly at a non-G rated movie with teenagers in it on the Netflix home screen, this counts as sexualization /srs /gen /notjoking"

#this is so mean but I'm sorry this is just what it's like being on twitter in 2022

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