Redeeming the First Man?: Vaggie & Adam
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Vaggie: Alright! Alright! Fuck! Calm your tits! I'm coming. (Answers the door and face falls)
Sinner Adam: (grumbling and obviously pissed off but tries to play it off by being douchey and arrogant) Ha! Took me long enough, but I finally got you to cum, Vadgie!
Vaggie: ......Heh...
Sinner Adam: Huh?
Vaggie: Hehehe...
Sinner Adam: Don't you start!
Vaggie: (doubles over in laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH!!! OH, THIS IS RICH!!! OH, FUCK!!! I CANT- I CAN'T BREATHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS RICH!!! YOU!!! OF ALL PEOPLE!!! COMING TO THE HAZBIN HOTEL!!!
Sinner Adam: .......I guess I deserve that.
Vaggie: (leans against the doorway as she continues to howl with laughter) YOU- YOU- HAHAHAHA!!! You look like Guy Fieri and Limp Bizkit had a bastard lovechild with horns and that stupid mask!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sinner Adam: Hey! Don't knock Limp Bizkit like that!
Vaggie: Sorry, Fat Ass. Hell's Kitchen is down the road. You might find it over by Flavor Town! Hahahaha!!!
Sinner Adam: (steaming)
Lucifer: Everything alright, Vaggie? (Sees Adam and immediately wheezes) HOLY FUCK!!!! I think you're in the wrong place, buddy! The Limp Bizkit lookalike contest is on the NORTH point of the Pentagram!
Vaggie: (high fives Lucifer)
Sinner Adam: Oh, you fuckers-!
Charlie: Guys, what's the hold up? Is there a sinner wanting to be redeemed at the door or not? If so, you shouldn't be laughing at them- (face falls)
Sinner Adam: THANK YOU!!! At least the little girlie understands!!!
Charlie: Pffffft!!! *snort* (turns to the inner hotel) Who ordered food to be delivered by Guy Fieri!?!?!?
Sinner Adam: Oh, FUCK ALL A Y'ALL!!!! I'VE GOTTEN MORE PUSSY THAN ANYONE IN THIS STUPID PLACE!!!
Lucifer: Pretty sure I stole both of your girls.
Sinner Adam: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
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