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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 10 months

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#not true #hilarious #oceangate #titanic #music #spotify #tweets #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #funny #lol

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raevulsix · 15 days

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“Tech is gone. I am what remains.”

WIP version

Come join our discord community. ✨

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discoscoob · 9 months

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Cillian Murphy’s Barbie cameo is taking Barbenheimer to a whole new level

#not true #but imagine if it was 😔#cillian murphy #barbie #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #margot robbie #ryan gosling #christopher nolan #greta gerwig

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opbackgrounds · 3 months

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The word yet is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch453 #nami #I lol'd #not true #poor nami doesn't realize she's stolen absalom's heart #no matter what she tries she just can't seem to give it back

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spirk-trek · 3 months

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California K/S | Caren Parnes, Maureen B, Georgia Barnes, Indra, 1984-86

#look at all these female names by the way!!!!#women have carried the star trek fandom from the start #no hate to the boys we love you but credit where credit is due #i hate the misconception that scifi is for men #NOT TRUE #THE BITCHES REIGN HERE #star trek #star trek tos #spock #spirk #fan art #captain kirk #the original series #art #vintage #california #san francisco #1980s

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realpokemon · 11 months

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please post more

for you, anon, i am deleting my blog

#not true #pkmn irl #lie #falsehood

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clowns0cks · 1 month

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#they make me sick #master i hate you #not true #doctor who #thoschei #the master #koschei #simm master #missy #missy doctor who

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pratchettquotes · 5 months

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"Please," said Tiffany, "can we get some sleep? My father always says that things will look better in the morning."

There was a pause. "On reflection," Mrs. Proust said, "I think your father will turn out to be wrong."

Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight

#tiffany aching #mrs. proust #i shall wear midnight #discworld #terry pratchett #witches #wise sayings #parents #sleep #not true #on reflection #better in the morning

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willpapasy · 3 months

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BUM! Cock shame.

Nwbrka god the quality is so bad im sorry

#sanji weating fake ass adidas is so real cause he fucking burn shoes #nami #fanart one piece #one piece #sanji #sanami #idk if it counts as ship #cock shame #vinsmoke sanji #i hate sanji #not true

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mrs-monaghan · 10 months

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Ot7s were foaming in mouth for a JK reaction video to Jin in suchitwa especially when they throw JK under bus many times for being the resident brat 😭

Let's take a survey (excluding JK ? )

4/6 members went to suchitwa already : JK reacted to one member's episode

6/6 members participated in different variety shows and interviews: JK reacted to multiple contents of same member

4/6 members released new music in 2023 : JK sang all songs of one member

4/6 members commented under his vlive : one gets invited and invited to his home

1/7 members shippers begged to react to that cooking show after he watched his bias's videos : ignored

7/7 members songs were recommended for him to sing : showed a disgusting face

Ahmm... favoritsm ? Solo stanning ? Not giving a fuck ? Idk 🤷‍♀️

C'mon anon, let's see that one more time, it was gold. JK gets asked to sing a BTS song:

That's me when someone asks me if I eat snails 😂😂😂

I love him. I can confidently say JK will not push V's album as hard as he's gone for Jimin. I'd bet my right arm on this.

#Not true #I'm right handed #But I believe strongly #ask shaz #bts ask #jikook #jimin and jungkook #bts #jimin #kookmin #minkook #jungkook #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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dumblr · 2 years

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#quotes #feelings #flirting #misunderstanding #kindness #emotions #funny memes #jokes #friendliness #lol #not true #tumblr humor #funny story #tumblr quotes #funny quotes #dumblr

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staffs-secret-blog · 2 years

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I have a conspiracy theory that you secretly are the real tumblr staff

Yeah yeah so do half the people that follow me

#ask #not true #if i was staff i would definitely be fucking shit up

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desert-palm · 9 months

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#not true

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shitpostempire · 1 year

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#4chan #funny #ylyl #lol #wtf #ladders #earth #not true #but funny

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shrike-nest · 3 months

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I have watched Boobah again out of a sense of curiosity and discovered something.

Zing Zing Zingbah

This one ^

Grew up, discovered a passion for ice hockey, and changed his name to Gritty.

#not true #just random thoughts #shrike rambles #gritty #boobah #does anyone remember boobah?

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mrsterlingeverything · 4 months

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Im using right wing lingo to convince straight country guys to have sex with me

#not true

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