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eliias-bouchard · 2 years
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there are like five rules to life and those rules are
1. eat 3 meals a day & keep a snack on u
2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you
3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm, if you’re getting close to your sleep time but not at it yet, or if you’ve been awake for a while
4. do a little something for urself every day
5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)
and the secret 6th rule:
6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can
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i dont think we talk enough about cecil's personal character arc
year 1 cecil is brainwashed. he fully supports the government, and i dont think he's even aware that he has a choice. except, he is aware that some people dont trust the government, and he hates them. think about steve carlsberg -- sure, cecil's dislike of him stemmed from a different reason, but it manifested as contempt that steve was going against what everyone was supposed to think. i love year 1 cecil, but if he was anywhere other than night vale he'd be incredibly conservative
but then Strex takes over, and his blind devotion to night vale's previous government forces him to learn how to question authority. once he gains that skill, it doesn't disappear, it just goes dormant. it comes back when he learns that the Dog Park is the entrance to the Desert Otherworld. iirc, he actively wants to break one of night vale's biggest laws; people are not allowed in the Dog Park.
By year 5ish, he's very unsure about how he feels about the government. He clearly disagrees with the decision to execute Hiram McDaniels, but when the Angels first start to petition for their existence he's against them. He's been told his whole life to think a certain way, and he's been re-educated when he thinks 'wrong', and so he's completely lost when it comes to thinking for himself. It isn't until Josie dies and reality begins to disintegrate that he fully breaks away.
Just. idk. Cecil was not always the resistant, free speech supporting person that he is now. he was very much a product of a deeply fucked up town, and the whole show has been about him becoming his own person
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Hey, tma/gp fandom who also like dungeon meshi. Question.
Can Chilchuck be considered a twink?
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nyxofthelonely · 4 months
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Cats are home cryptids - @iamnotoriginalphil
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thegaynessarchives · 7 months
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Made a shitty stellar firma ytp what am I doing with my life pls appreciate it this took forever
youtube
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gengar-neutral · 1 year
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For the next 9 weeks, I will not be shutting up about the last of us tv show. This fucker about to be my entire personality.
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confoundedpangolin · 2 months
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hate limb static. feels like there should be a million tiny flies buzzing around and flapping their wings against the inside of my skin but no. it's still. the cognitive dissonance of feeling like a sack of flittering sand and then my skin is just. not moving. what in the fuck
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I'm literally so tired of being a person I just want to be a cat curled up on an armchair getting my empty little head kissed
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wildgeese98 · 3 months
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You know what would be really funny? If a bunch of influencers suddenly got really into beanie babies. They'd start doing videos searching for ones they want, buying up rare ones. This would then inspire a good chunk of their audiences to get into beanie babies too and starting buying them up. The rise in demand especially among people with a lot of disposable income would then drive up the price. Then suddenly people who hoarded beanie babies in the 90s thinking they'd someday be worth a lot would finally be proven right. YouTube channels dedicated to finding rare and special edition beanies would start popping up. Prices skyrocket. Nana's plan to retire on the money from selling her princess Diana commemorative beanie baby acctually works out.
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eliias-bouchard · 1 year
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sign that reads "good times with scar"
sign slightly below it that reads "sniper enforced"
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being post op but not allowed to take my bandages off is so surreal. My chest is flat? yes. But it's also a secret. Hope he's doing ok in there 🙏 😔 👍 godbless
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ceaseless-rambler · 1 year
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I saw someone on Genius lyrics claim that none of the words in Big Fat Bitchie's Blueberry Pie were in the bible, so I bring you a breakdown of which words are in the bible.
For reference, the entire title is 31 words (counting a.k.a, B.F.B, and anything hyphenated as one word each). I used a bible verse search tool (openbible.info) to search for any word that had half a chance at being in the bible.
I didn't search for "and", "is", "on", "the", "by", and "from", because I already spent way too much time on this and I have to be up for work at 4:30 in the morning. I am operating under the assumption that all of those words are in the bible. If anyone cares enough to fact check that, feel free.
If we include all of the previously listed words, there are 10 words that are used in both Big Fat Bitchie's Blueberry Pie. Just less than a third of the song title is in the bible.
If we exclude the listed words, 4 out of 25 words are in the bible, less than 1/6 of the title. These words are fat, tree, roof, and again.
I'm throwing the whole title in here as well, just to make everyone's life easier:
Big Fat Bitchie's Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a "Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again" (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From "B.F.B's B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows"]
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eatingrosescollab · 1 month
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I haven’t seen Saltburn yet, really because I wanna watch it in lingerie with a group of fellow queers and make out afterwards 😔
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@puzzledshrike look what you made me do
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horseboneologist · 2 years
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He has some feedback
ID: a 4-panel comic of a cat.
Panel 1: Text reads "POV: your first night home after vacation." A bedroom at night. A black cat peeks over the edge of a bed, making eye contact with you. Your view frame is in the shape of a partially closed eye. Outside the frame are a few Z's as you drift to sleep.
Panel 2: Your viewframe shrinks into a crescent as your eye closes. The cat's ears are pressed back against his head and his pupils are large and shiny. More Z's take over the frame, you're getting so sleepy.
Panel 3: Your viewframe is wide again because the cat's body is speeding toward you at unimagined velocities. His legs are spread-eagled and his face isn't even visible, he has become a single attack unit.
Panel 4: Your viewframe is black and the Dark Souls "You Died" text is laid over top. You have been smothered by the belly fur of an angry cat. At least it's soft.
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