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tavina-writes · 1 year

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Sometimes I remember that the Nie Brothers are from the Hebei province because that's where Qinghe is and then I think again about the most common and generally preferred alcohols in Northeastern China.

I am then immediately clocked in the face by this fact from Wikipedia's entry on gaoliang (a type of very popular baijiu from the area):

Kaoliang ranges usually between 38 and 63 percent alcohol by volume. At present, world's highest alcohol content of kaoliang liquor is up to 92% produced by Chyi Leh Wei Distillery (Chinese: 琪樂薇酒廠) in Taiwan.

Then I am immediately clocked in the face by the story my mother told me when I was home at my parent's house this past Thanksgiving when she was going to school in the Northeast China if they ran out gas for their gas stoves they would just start pouring in gaoliang and--

Yes, see, I think if WWX ever went and tried the wines in Qinghe post-canon, he would have to comment about how Nie-xiong wants to poison him because this isn't wine its either stove lighter fluid or paint thinner. (Which wikipedia also says about gaoliang btw, that it's a great paint thinner.)

#my posts #not exactly #meta #headcanon #funny #not exactly a meme but you know what #Nie Huaisang #Nie Mingjue #rs: da ge and didi

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hello-is-anyone-there · 9 months

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Me and the boys on Dunsinane Hill

#macbeth #you know exactly what im talking about #shakespeare #dark academia #academic #light academia #literature #dark academic #dark academia aesthetic #darkest academia #transmasc #the secret history #romantic academia #shakespeare memes

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shitpostingkats · 7 months

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World’s most nineteen year old girl

#shes angry shes self destructive she yells at her dad she knows exactly what she wants to do with her life and isnt doing shit about it #girl your problems are real and valid but its worth considering that you are suffering from ‘being 19itus’#more memes from the one piece adventures of spk #shitty edits #one piece #op #black leg sanji

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burdlaw · 2 months

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do NOT send me flowers this valentine's day i want GLENN HOWERTON on my doorstep OILED UP and TWERKING

#in the paddy's g-string #you know exactly what i'm talking about #it's always sunny in philly #its always sunny in philadelphia #iasip shitpost #iasip #iasip memes #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip charlie #iasip dennis #glenn howerton #dennis reynolds

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help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope · 1 year

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imagine 212th and 501th going on a joint undercover mission

Rex, reading mission details: ...it says here they want a convincing couple to blend in... and one personal guard for each?

Anakin, raising a questioning brow: convincing?

Rex, reading from the datapad: the target party is from a culture that values love in relationships, and attendants must go through several inspections from guards...*frowns* that's a tough one

Rex: *laughs* it's not like anyone here is actually dating, right?

Anakin:

Obi-wan:

Cody:

Rex:

Rex: ....it's not like anyone here is actually dating, right?

#rex be like what the hell i thought i was your brother #why would i not know that #what the hell guys #the anakin padme meme #lol #yes they are dating but who exactly are dating is entirely up to you #codywan #obikin #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #commander cody #captain rex #501th #212th #tcw #star wars #star wars tcw #star wars tcw incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes

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violetstar-arts · 1 year

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And then Chell and GLaDOS were punched into a pit

#it’s true this is exactly what they all said #portal #portal 2 #shitpost #meme #no little german boy #chell #portal chell #glados #wheatley #potatOS #fun fact: apparently ‘moon rocks’ is slang for both crack cocaine and a specific type of weed #the more you know

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whenfatecollides · 1 year

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Xena Warrior Princess 3x07 The Debt (2)

You mean that I should serve someone who hates me. More than that, you need to serve someone you hate. I'd rather die. You've been a dead woman for a long time now Xena, I'm offering you the chance to live.

#xena warrior princess #xwpedit #xenaedit #wlwedit #wlwsource #tvedit #dailyflicks #xena*#gif*#I am 100% on the xena/gabrielle train bc duh but man I LOVE xena's relationship with lao ma and I wish we'd seen more of it in the series...#lao ma being xena's first turning point and helping her gain her consciousness back etc is so important to me...#lao ma is described as both soft and hard and that's exactly what xena needed and yeah she loved her and admired her so much to the point #that she felt indebted to her #xena in the debt ep series is lit like that meme that's like #If Lao Ma has a million fans then I am one of them. If Lao Ma has ten fans then I am one of them. If Lao Ma has only one fan then that is me #If Lao Ma has no fans then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lao Ma then I am against the world.#anyway I just love it - I just love the idea that dark xena came around to the point of wanting to serve this woman simply because she #believed in her and in how much of a good influence she could be 'I have been blessed or cursed to see into the souls of others. You don't k #know it yet Xena but you're a remarkable woman capable of greatness'#LIKE....... idk it just makes me insane the unconditional support the unconditional love.... anyways

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coquelicoq · 1 year

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gurathin, thiago, indah...starting to get the sense that if murderbot didn't have any specific person playing the role of "someone i deep down respect who i'm convinced hates me" at any given time, presaux would have to assign someone, for enrichment purposes

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #mb needs an anti-support human. like instead of a service dog it has a human that frowns at it sometimes #and it interprets these frowns as 'oh i guess this human just HATES ME. i guess we're ENEMIES. but WHATEVER I'M FINE WITH IT'#even though that's just what this human's face does when they're thinking really hard or something #like i'm rereading network effect and every time mb is cranky about thiago not liking it i'm like. babe you are reading way into it #he's skeptical. you love skepticism! he does not hate you he's just being cautious #in some ways quite similar to you really #'thiago doesn't trust me. how DARE HE' babe we have been here before #that's exactly what you said about gurathin!#i mean is he an asshole? yes. but so are you and so is your best mutual administrative assistant. you love assholery #i just think it's funny that 1) mb trusts no one until it knows them really well and 2) mb is SO OFFENDED when people who don't know it #super well don't trust it fully and implicitly right off the bat #my posts #f #well it's christmas and i don't have anywhere to be today because my family stuff is on monday this year. so i am very bored #you know what that means. deep dive into the drafts #also probably trying to find an ask meme to reblog #this draft is from july i think

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da-proti-toku-grem · 3 months

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Okay so if Nace = Ignac the same way that Nacho = Ignacio, does that mean...

I can't believe he has been a Nacho all along 😔 /j

I know it was explained here that he's probably just Nace anyways, but even if he's not Ignacio he's still Nacho I'm sorry :3

#i actually did kinda know already tbh #just didn't know what exactly was the equivalent of ignacio in slovenian #(i talked more about it in my last post but i don't want to hijack this one so go read it if you want idk lol)#joker out #joker out memes #nace jordan #mine #maca speaks

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despazito · 9 months

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Putting "I hope jakey dies" on the shelf until people learn how to talk normally about bisexuals

#and t4t couples for that matter #like i know exactly what the jakey op meant but man who knew the meme made from bitterness would be used by overwhelmingly bitter ppl #congrats you found a memey way to shit talk lgbt people you dont like and you think arent queer enough #so progressive!

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hemingway-papers · 10 months

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Much has been said about Disney's The Great Mouse Detective and Atlantis but not enough talk about how Cagliostro-pilled they were when they made Tangled lol. zenigata ass horse

#lupin iii #tangled #hayao miyazaki #disney history #animation history #sorry for using dumb meme speak but it's truly how i feel cause i'm not saying it's copying cagliostro #it's just undeniably cagliostro enlightened by what makes that movie so good #and therefore enlightened on how to go about the whole adapting rapunzel conundrum and how to make it actually good #they were trying to make a rapunzel movie adaptation since snow white days! crazy #clearly the miyazaki + lupin vibes in cagliostro had exactly what they needed to make it work #castle of cagliostro is tangled producer john lasseters all time favorite movie if you somehow didn't know #miyazaki #miyazaki films

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utoveria · 1 year

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Ruggie you should’ve know it wasn’t gonna work lol

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst meme #jaderuggie #jaeragi #jade x ruggie #twst fanart #ruggie you know exactly what type of person your bf is lolol #twisted wonderland fanart #jade leech #ruggie bucchi #kalim al asim #twst silver #jaderuggie for the soul #i dont exactly ship kalim and silver but theyre cute #also idk i had to think who would be nice enough to lend someone their jacket lmaoo

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mothric · 7 months

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Nightwish was such a cultural moment and nobody seems to remember them. unacceptable. bring them back into the limelight. we need more operatic orchestral fantasy metal that was literally made for you to imagine slaying dragons and casting wizard spells and fulfilling prophecies to

#I literally found them through a meme (circa '08 ish)#(if you are old enough to remember 'epic maneuver' let me know how your joints are holding up these days)#and immediately looked up the rest of their music #i think they got made fun of for being cheesy but i commend them for knowing exactly what they were about and committing to it #and enlisting FULL ORCHESTRAS to make their visions known #apparently they are still actively making music so i've got a rabbit hole ahead of me #nightwish #music #sept 2023

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alangdorf · 2 months

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Sorry got distracted again 💥

#art #digital #meme #dare I main tag……#mmmm probably not they’re missing most of their identifying features anyways #I’m sure ppl with find it anyways #Len’en #tsubakura enraku #suzutsuba #(implied) (obviously)#suggestive #JUST COVERING MY BASES…..#listen idk what it is about suzutsuba that’s got me acting up (that’s a lie I know exactly what it is) but I swear I’m not usually like this #originally drew this shirtless but I was like mmm maybe not for my tumblr #also this was an interesting study but it did turn out pretty uncanny valley lol #if I slightly avert my eyes from it it reminds me of someone I know #suicide mention #(for the original meme quoted in alt text)#‘why did you cover up and replace the text of you’re the one who wrote it and Tsubakura wouldn’t have needed to edit it’ you ask #we’ll mainly to make it more recognizable and also cause I thought it’d be funnier #meme editing is an art form and I am an artist #*well THANKS AUTOCORRECT

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diseaseriddencube · 3 months

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on one hand I feel overwhelmingly compelled to righteously add my name to the wiki as the angel who granted us with the stage play

on the other I'm not the kind of person to vandalize wikis... otherwise poor Jan has to fix my goofing around 😔

#akudama drive #rave ramblees #there's zero appropriate place to add it #but goddamnit I want that shit immortalized on a wiki page #put a fucking link to the stage play on there I don't care #recognize me for my sacrifices 👿#emblazon my name on a wiki page for everyone to see #I need to be the BEST IN THIS FANDOM #and that competition is stiff we've only got like a handful of people #we've got best fanfic writer Chloe #we've got wiki mod Jan #fishsticks got us the subreddit back #uhm Keith i don't know what you do exactly but I like it regardless #(insane master posting)#levi is our meme maker iirc?#who else....#oh I forgot myself #insane cutthroat artist extraordinaire #visual novel maker. fanfic writer.#video editor now #and of course. stage play uploader 🥰#there's also miwayama the actual insane cutthroat artist but I'm only going for the English fandom here #I'm missing a few people too like fried chicken and mio and whoever else hfgfdhdggf my memory is terrible

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moe-broey · 8 months

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Updog wouldn't work on Alfonse bc he'd say some shit like "? I don't believe I'm familiar with the concept." Meanwhile I DO think it would work on Sharena and after her getting fake-mad at you for it she's absolutely going to try and pull an updog on every single person she sees that day going forward

#fire emblem #feh #alfonse either knows exactly what you're trying to do and he's goofing on you OR he has no clue. and he's just Like That #sharena is the spitting image of that katsup blast meme. so trusting. how could you do this to her.#fe alfonse #sharena

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