Sometimes I remember that the Nie Brothers are from the Hebei province because that's where Qinghe is and then I think again about the most common and generally preferred alcohols in Northeastern China.
I am then immediately clocked in the face by this fact from Wikipedia's entry on gaoliang (a type of very popular baijiu from the area):
Kaoliang ranges usually between 38 and 63 percent alcohol by volume. At present, world's highest alcohol content of kaoliang liquor is up to 92% produced by Chyi Leh Wei Distillery (Chinese: 琪樂薇酒廠) in Taiwan.
Then I am immediately clocked in the face by the story my mother told me when I was home at my parent's house this past Thanksgiving when she was going to school in the Northeast China if they ran out gas for their gas stoves they would just start pouring in gaoliang and--
Yes, see, I think if WWX ever went and tried the wines in Qinghe post-canon, he would have to comment about how Nie-xiong wants to poison him because this isn't wine its either stove lighter fluid or paint thinner. (Which wikipedia also says about gaoliang btw, that it's a great paint thinner.)
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do NOT send me flowers this valentine's day i want GLENN HOWERTON on my doorstep OILED UP and TWERKING
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imagine 212th and 501th going on a joint undercover mission
Rex, reading mission details: ...it says here they want a convincing couple to blend in... and one personal guard for each?
Anakin, raising a questioning brow: convincing?
Rex, reading from the datapad: the target party is from a culture that values love in relationships, and attendants must go through several inspections from guards...*frowns* that's a tough one
Rex: *laughs* it's not like anyone here is actually dating, right?
Anakin:
Obi-wan:
Cody:
Rex:
Rex: ....it's not like anyone here is actually dating, right?
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Okay so if Nace = Ignac the same way that Nacho = Ignacio, does that mean...
I can't believe he has been a Nacho all along 😔 /j
I know it was explained here that he's probably just Nace anyways, but even if he's not Ignacio he's still Nacho I'm sorry :3
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Putting "I hope jakey dies" on the shelf until people learn how to talk normally about bisexuals
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Nightwish was such a cultural moment and nobody seems to remember them. unacceptable. bring them back into the limelight. we need more operatic orchestral fantasy metal that was literally made for you to imagine slaying dragons and casting wizard spells and fulfilling prophecies to
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Updog wouldn't work on Alfonse bc he'd say some shit like "? I don't believe I'm familiar with the concept." Meanwhile I DO think it would work on Sharena and after her getting fake-mad at you for it she's absolutely going to try and pull an updog on every single person she sees that day going forward
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