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stalactice · 3 years

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A Stream of Consciousness Reaction to SnK

by a (newbie-ish) rivamika fan

Part 3: Jaegers Gonna Jaeger

(I'm not kidding, 85% of this part is just me ranting about the Jaeger family. I'm sorry.)

Oh look! THE BASEMENT

Grisha Jaeger's flashback/books be like "we were a great people, we're gonna restore the Eldians!" and I think "dude, are you a terrorist?"

Zeke is Eren's brother??? I thought he would be his uncle or cousin holy moly

Ah yes, Grisha, turning your 5-7 year-old son into a child soldier. Great. Great parenting 101.

Zeke turning his parents into the authorities at 7 is cold af, but not that surprising

Is...Grisha's first wife the Smiling Titan??? The one that ate his...second wife?! That's a lot of family drama...

I'm not a drinking person, but if I lived in the snk world I would have to drink constantly Pixis has the right idea with that His poor lieutenant trying to get him to quite while I'm like "no let the man drink! don't have enough energy for this bs"

Of COURSE Eren is a namesake hahahahaha Grisha Jaeger: world's most unoriginal parent

There is so much going on in this panel: - Mikasa looks like she just woke up from an accidental nap - Levi looks like his internal monologue is "the idiot had one job—sit down and shut up—and still he's yelling" - Hanji is ready to call it a day - Eren looks like he just realized he left the stove on and forgot to wear pants under his coat

Levi and Hanji referring to Eren's outbursts as "that phase" is hilarious. Wonder how many of the corp cadets went through "that same phase.

Dang, Floch, I've only know you for a few chapters, but you have my respect. I'm down for anyone roasting Eren.

Arrested Development Narrator: This newfound respect stalactice found for Floch did not last long.

Eren with long hair looks like a scene kid my gosh GET A HAIRCUT

THEY REACHED THE OCEAN I freaking love and live for the Jean-Connie-Sasha friendship. They're such dorks, but they work so well together.

"I used to think 'why couldn't I become like Mikasa and Levi?'...and I thought I was trash." You are trash, Eren. *to the tune of Sound of Music* ~I hate main characters~ ...well, not always, but golly if Eren isn't the embodiment of most mc tropes I despise

"So if we kill our supposed enemy on the other side of this ocean, will we finally be free?"

Eren, for goodness sake, you just saw the ocean for the first time. This was one of your dreams and you're contemplating killing people on the other side of the water WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Levi didn't kick him hard enough in the head

Guess I'll bang my hate drum for Eren to the masses

Reiner had a glow up daaaaaang

Zeke is...the worst motivational speaker in snk Must be a Jaeger thing

Reiner nearly committing suicide hits harder than I expected this manga to be

I've...been feeling the lack of Levi these past few chapters...

Eren's look to sneak into Marley is..........a choice

FLOCH I TRUSTED YOU FLOCH EREN IS OFF HIS ROCKER Friendship ended with Floch

Floch: Trying to wax poetic about Eren Jean: Y I K E S

Eren Jaeger, vilifying Reiner for wanting to be important or to be a hero at age TEN (which in his child brain was justified) is RICH considering you are very much an adult, EREN, just going on a killing spree of innocent civilians in the middle of a ghetto

Eren Jaeger has no rights in this household He and Sasuke can take their scene kid haircuts and their senses of entitlement and jump off a cliff together

[to be continued...]

#Rivamika #There's one crumb of rivamika in this sorry #stalactice reacts to snk

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