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daily-smol-beans · 11 months
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Hey I went back a bit on and I saw you mentioned empires S2 Joel and Kathern Being like Gym Bros or something. Please I need to see this. I can 100% see them trying to one up each other with how much they can lift. Plzzzzz. (also love ur work)
hi yes thank you so much for giving me the incentive to actually draw them
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featuring a very impressed sausage, a smitten shelby and a very mischeivous hermes
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daily-haunted-tv · 8 months
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Green bean...
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the-daily-male · 7 months
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Today's daily male is Dungeon Master TangoTek from Hermitcraft!
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Tomorrow
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cat-cosplay · 1 year
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Your Daily Dose of Adorable
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posebean · 2 months
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i prommy ive been drawing its just mostly merch related tho
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beantothemax · 3 months
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hello crosscode tumblr. get jolly
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anyway here’s my cornley polytechnic drama society into the woods fancast because I think it’s the perfect sort of show for them to fuck up 👍
jonathan plays the baker, alongside sandra as the baker’s wife. I imagine this is shortly enough after peter pan that they’re still very bitter at one another. said bitterness absolutely shows onstage, but it fits the characters perfectly and the audience ends up thinking that they’ve just finally gotten good at acting. jonathan brings a homemade “medieval feast” to celebrate opening night and it poisons the entire cast
annie plays the witch. this was the only casting decision that was unanimously regarded as good until chris let it slip that he’d ultimately done it because she was “the loudest singer.” robert took great offense at this and, despite having no interest in the part before, began campaigning to play the witch instead. it did not work. annie’s witch costume has two layers to make the quickchange at the end of act 1 easier, but the top layer keeps falling off before the reveal is supposed to happen. her magic staff is supposed to emit a smoke effect but it keeps malfunctioning, and at a certain point she just gives up and tapes lit cigarettes (stolen from trevor) to it. this goes about as well as you’d think
dennis plays the narrator. everyone had assumed it’d be an easy role for him since he could just read all of his lines off his book prop, but this is proven wrong near instantly when he starts genuinely reading the book instead. when dennis actually does start reading from the script, it becomes immediately clear that he somehow has the director’s copy and the entirety of the rehearsal notes are read out loud, including several deeply personal things that chris has written in his script for convenience
dennis also plays the mysterious man, but he keeps forgetting which way he’s supposed to be related to the baker. over the course of the show he goes from father, to son, to brother, to father again, to distant cousin, to grandmother
chris plays cinderella’s prince, alongside robert as rapunzel’s prince. they spend the entire show trying to out-act one another, and it goes without saying that this ends up a complete disaster. robert makes any moment into an unplanned duet to try and prove that he could have succeeded in seducing the baker’s wife. chris shows up at rapunzel’s tower and attempts to choke robert out with her wig. they get in an opt-up battle at the end of agony (reprise) that ends with robert singing a note so high it shatters a stage light
in accordance with typical into the woods casting, chris also plays the wolf. he orders a very expensive “wolf suit” online from someone he thinks is a bespoke costume artist. it doesn’t arrive until opening day, and it becomes immediately clear that what chris has actually bought is a full on fursuit. it’s very hard to see in and he keeps running into the fake trees
robert is double cast as milky white. there is no practical reason for this whatsoever, as milky white could’ve just as easily been a puppet or some kind of cutout on wheels, and it’s very obvious the whole thing is just a power move on chris’ part. during the scene where milky white is meant to “eat” the props, vanessa misunderstands and literally feeds them to him. he chips a tooth on cinderella’s shoe
due to a lack of numbers, vanessa is playing both cinderella and rapunzel. her costume is split down the middle, and due to this she can only face in one direction as each part. this means that half of the time she’s facing away from whoever she’s talking to, and that she frequently has to walk/run backwards without turning her head at all. whenever cinderella and rapunzel talk to each other she faces straight forward. the break-off mechanism in rapunzel’s side of the wig doesn’t work (sandra ends up stealing a single, barely visible hair), so she’s also constantly tripping on her hair
max, being in a new relationship with sandra, desperately wanted to play alongside her as the baker so that they could kiss onstage. unfortunately for him, he is playing jack instead. although this is maybe the single most-fitting role he’s ever been cast in and he’s genuinely giving a great performance, the opportunity is ruined by his having to do every scene accompanied by robert’s milky white
lucy was supposed to play little red, but was pulled from the production the day before opening by her parents, who have banned her from performing with “robert’s troupe” after what happened in peter pan
consequently, little red is now being played by trevor, who is wearing a costume far, far too small for him. trevor manages to get away with reading his lines off papers pinned to the inside of his cloak, but he doesn’t know any of the songs, so sandra has to sing them offstage for him while he lipsyncs
all of the ensemble characters are played by a celebrity “guest” frantically switching between various comically large hats. chris tried to get francis back for this part but after some careful deliberation he determined that it would genuinely be easier to kidnap a famous person than to get francis to come back after the disaster that was peter pan. the tension is only worsened when, via a botched music cue, it’s revealed that francis is now an active member of trevor’s metal band
the giant was supposed to have been played by trevor via voiceover from the sound booth, but now that he’s onstage playing little red the part is left to approximately four members of the run crew who are desperately trying and failing to say the lines in unison. lucy breaks into the theatre sometime during the baker’s wife search sequence and takes over the giant’s part the next time she’s on, much to trevor’s dismay
the worst fuck-up award goes to annie, for accidentally knocking the supports out from under dennis’ narrator platform during last midnight and triggering a chain reaction in which every fake tree onstage topples each other one by one like some terrible, life-threatening game of dominos. honorable mention goes to chris for spending $6000 of max’s inheritance on a custom costume without actually seeing it at any point during the process
the worst injury award goes to max, for getting his circulation cut off and almost losing a hand after his arm got stuck inside the golden hen puppet midway through act 2. honorable mention goes once again to chris, who got stabbed with a bunch of glass shards when robert broke that stage light
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bacchanal333 · 2 years
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Jack: I've been working alone with Renfield for days... i should catch up with my normal friends before i go crazy haha
Van Helsing: *begins distributing magic flower crowns*
Jack: i waited too long
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merakiui · 6 months
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if glomas azul comes home, i will write a short drabble of phone sex with gross, slimy, filthy, absolutely maidenless discord mod azul. this is a promise. call me the merchant of the depths now because i have sunk so low into desperation AAAAAA
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chainmailpurse · 12 days
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daily-smol-beans · 11 months
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I love this so much. Omg. Daily Joel??? Yes. YES PLEASE.
Have you done any Lizzie and Joel being silly/teasing eachother? Or any Bad Boy Joel? :D if that’s not your vibe thats ok!!
<3 hugs and kisses,, i am simply here to provide
also i may or may not have read the ask wrong lmao
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dw lizzie and joel being silly is my entire vibe
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yuriyuruandyuraart · 5 months
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smile for the camera!
crisis belongs to @amyupup47
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reaganlodge · 7 months
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Sketch of Wyit, done in .3mm Kuru Toga mechanical pencil with Hi-Uni 2B lead.
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working hard
working hard to please yall
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Peter: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.
Flash: I once saw you wreck a guy’s date because he didn’t say good morning to you at work
Peter: Exactly. That was my battle. So, be kind.
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