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taffywabbit · 10 months

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i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level

#buny text #was standing in line at popeyes today and they were SUPER busy and the staff couldn't even take my order for a while #and the guy at the till was like 'so sorry for the wait we'll get to you soon i promise' and i was like hey no worries 👍#and he gave me this look that i understood from my own time in retail to mean 'thank you for being fucking normal'#there was nobody else behind me cuz i showed up at the very end of the lunch rush i think #and in that moment i just pictured like. a lil timer wheel above my head that was still green and mostly full lmao #i love being nice to retail workers it's so fun

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tshortik · 7 months

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Just Amnesiac Durge Things

#bg3 spoilers #Baldur's Gate 3 #it's endlessly funny to me that Gortash talks to Durge as if they fucked before like what's up with that #thank god Karlach left me before witnessing That i guess sdbsdg #Durge if you really fucked that sasuke looking crusty old man then nobody can redeem you sorry to say 😔 get better soon #Gortash #Astarion #Dark Urge #Xenophanes #(that's my drow Durge)

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zaacoy · 5 months

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Your art? Immaculate Your adorable fluffy writings? Heart-warming Being unhinged? Fat mood Istg you make me so tempted to post the Freenoodles Fatherhood HC's I have ;A;

Thank you thank you !! and yoU SHOULD!!! I'm late to answering this ask by uh. months. but if you see this you so totally should!!! world needs more noodle family in it

Speaking of which~! Little noodle family! just 4 u! happy day heeheehoo! :D

#sighs them #thank you thank you!! good to see people enjoy my art and my insanity #reminder that I ought to go on more lmk rants/tangenst those were fun #noodle family my beloved #nobody talks about them ever and that ought to be a crime #dadsy and tangdad content where I'm looking but I see none wth.../silly #lmk mk #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #freenoodles #noodle family #lego monkie kid fanart #punches you in the face with the color orange #zaacoy art💫

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 3 months

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Milk theory? 👁️👁️

ANYTHING FOR YOU TWO!!!!

ok this is gonna be short and mildly insane. i would like everyone to understand that this is pretty much Entirely unfounded & i'm just reading too much into a teeny little thing. however i've convinced myself that this theory is viable against all better judgement

take these mad ramblings with a Monumental grain of salt. im not to be taken seriously ever

so it all boils down to This

Little

Motherfucker.

the milk carton behind Barnaby's house.

it was added with the last large update, and it Immediately made me lose my mind. it's such a... strange thing to add to the map, which already has Teeny Secrets - along with other choice objects that make me narrow my eyes. but this isn't about them.

The very first thing I thought of when I saw the milk carton was the phrase "no use crying over spilled milk". which, of course, essentially means that there's no point in crying over things you can't change / things already done. There are a couple ways i'm interpreting it with this context

Something is going to happen that Barnaby feels personally responsible for. or is responsible for - either indirectly, or maybe he'll do something terrible. i think it's entirely possible that he might do that possible something for Wally. and again, take this with salt, but Clown has implied through trivia and fun hypotheticals that Barnaby would go to lengths for Wally. and yes, i know. taking evidence from "what would the neighbors do in Among Us" is absurd. IN MY DEFENSE! while the trivia isn't really to be taken seriously, there's always a thought process behind character roles and dynamics and behavior, and that is something that can be (carefully) looked into and applied. like in Among Us, apparently Barnaby would, and i quote, "Barnaby does all the Dirty work if Wally is an Impostor- Anything to help his little Buddy out...". anything to help his little buddy out, huh? like, it's been stated that Barnaby knows things about Wally that no one else does. and it's been mildly implied that he's fairly protective of Wally. and we all know that Wally is getting into some deep shit, and whether he means to or not he's likely gonna fuck everything up for everyone. it's not that big of a leap to speculate that Barnaby might do something drastic/horrible/regret-worthy in Wally's name / for his sake.

2. something terrible is going to happen to Barnaby / directly related to Barnaby, and he's going to be absolutely powerless to do anything about it. though i think that's kind of a given... yeah this section is pretty self explanatory

3. Barnaby is going to go missing. because what used to be on milk cartons? Missing Posters! yes yes i know this one is even more of a reach, since milk cartons didnt have missing posters on them till the 80s, but yk. it's a Thought.

my second thought was "oh ok so when the carton spills, it's curtains for Barnaby." this part of the theory is just me being paranoid that Barnaby is going to wind up kicking the bucket - though i suppose if that were the case, there would be a bucket, not milk. well, if a bucket ever appears, i'm going to start prematurely mourning. Still!

the point is - at some point, that milk is probably gonna spill. it may be just a detail as things get better Worse, or it could be indicative of something terrible happening to / because of Barnaby. the milk spills, Panic Time.

Milk Theory.

#innocuous milk carton: *appears*#me: I Will Now Proceed To Lose My Absolute Shit. Thank You.#ITS AN OMEN TO ME PERSONALLY #im sorry i read too much into the map. OR MAYBE I READ INTO IT JUST ENOUGH! who's to say who's to say...#certainly not me!#its just. such a choice of prop #i mean it makes sense-ish on just a decoration level #milk is pretty common in relation to comedy methinks #but still. it stands out to me.#Im Aware That This Barely Makes Sense And Its Somewhat Ridiculous #Im Not Known for Having Good Or Even Coherent Theories #homebogging #wh speculation #welcome home speculation #alright well this was fun. nobody look at me #the day i stop overanalyzing the map is the day i die #THERE ARE ALREADY SECRETS IN THERE! THE MAP IS PROVING TO BE IMPORTANT!#IM ALLOWED TO READ INTO THINGS!#also riv i havent gotten the chance to sit and listen to it yet </3 Soon though! i Promise!

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oscarlovesthesea · 13 days

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Edwin Payne and Charles Rowland in the trailer for Dead Boy Detectives (Netflix, 2024)

+ bonus team:

#dead boy detectives #sandman universe #charles rowland #edwin payne #the sandman #i know that no one can agree on how to spell edwin's surname but netflix seems to be settling on payne so.#i just figured i might as well get my charles/edwin agenda going early y'know.#please Look At Them. thank you. I squeeze them.#neil gaiman #shut up oscar nobody cares #omg i forgot to tag crystal #crystal palace

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arthursfuckinghat · 19 days

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Blessed Are the Peacemakers - Journey Home

#your horse will save you when nobody else will #take care of the steed who looks out for you #thank you weetabix for saving us #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick gifs #arthur morgan #weetabix my horse #red dead redemption community #red dead redemption 2 spoilers

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krakenshaped · 2 months

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Unrequited (With a twist)

#shitty warm up comic #heroshipping #heroship propaganda #the usual #edo phoenix #judai yuki #comics #ACNE PHOENIX STRIKES BACK #the twist nobody could have predicted #drew this while listening to your best american girl #thank you for the inspo mitski 💖#anyways #wanted to practice colour with this one #big hero comic will be out sometime next month probably #last panel looks kinda wonk but #im too lazy to fix it #bleh.

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eissaphir · 2 months

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I thought of this with a carnival in mind but feel free to interpret this any way you want. Looking at you, Radioapple shippers

#Hazbin Hotel #Lucifer Morningstar #Lucifer Magne #Alastor #Fanart #I love their dynamic so much #There are still things I'm not completely happy with but this took embarrassingly long and if I look at this any longer I'll go insane #So yeah. I thought the idea was funny #I hope nobody has thought of this yet. And if somebody has don't tell me bfjsjsjw #Yeah I'm still frothing at the mouth #The songs and characters have been bouncing around in my head ever since the show came out #Oh btw I changed their outfits just a teeny tiny bit #Namely the buttons and Lucifer's collar #Can you tell I had no idea what to do with the background #And that I have zero idea how to draw hands #Yeah those were not fun to draw. So yeah. Started making it had a breakdown bon appetite #My posts #My art #Swearing #Okay yeah click on the pic for not fucked up quality. Thanks Tumblr

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necessarymeanstoanend · 1 day

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string the sinner by his wings. in his head, a brittle bone. (advice - alex g)

could not for the life of me think of a background so we’ve got this weird circle thing happening again.

this original piece was called “nosebleed” for this reason but i decided that i liked the other version better

without background and sketch

#if nigel were a planet what planet would he be?#the quote is just there because i think of nigel everytime i hear that lyric #really everytime i hear that song. which has been nonstop lately #his eyes look so dark in this scene #i’ve seen a couple of other people draw this one so i wanted to get more creative with it so nobody thought i was copying them-#-but it just wasn’t happening. no matter how hard i tried #the brain could not come up with anything interesting at all. and i gave it three days of this bitch sitting on my ipad before i gave up #but i changed the colors a bit and called it a day #this one is very obviously referenced so i’m not going to take FULL credit but i still spent almost six hours on it (5 hrs and 52 min)#it’s more fun to draw with references and it’s important for the learning stage so i’m just gonna take this slow and let myself have it #anyway #let me know when you guys get tired of seeing me strictly draw nigel #also thanks so so so much for the love guys. you are all so sweet and it means everything to me omg #murderous intent #like minds #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #artist of tumblr #nigel colbie fanart #tom sturridge #like minds fanart #procreate

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huntressofartemis001 · 3 months

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i need to talk about rose tyler

ok first of all i dont care if nobody sees this. i just need to vent

when i first started watching doctor who, i didnt think rose was pretty. i thought both her and nine's smile was way too big, kinda weird.

then in the second episode we met lady cassandra (aka a fucking trampoline) and she bragged about being the last 'pure' human and how pretty she was after going through 700-and-something surgeries.

i never liked the idea of people doing a ton of plastic surgeries to look "pretty". my fisrt thought when i see women who have gone through a lot of them (and by that i dont mean a botox every now and then, i mean these people who try to "fix" their faces through a ton of different procedures) is "weird". "that looks so artificial". its like they're barely human anymore, and while im not gonna judge people's personal decisions (do whatever you want!) i never find and i suppose i never will find it pretty.

so lady cassandra tells rose "you could do that too. you could change yourself, look pretty, thin, like me". at that point im going "noooo dont fall into that rose, i personally dont like your smile, your face, but i would never change a thing about you"

and i think i already had kinda accepted that rose would take cassandra's words and start being insecure about herself, about her body, because that's basically all we see in media. women, young women, hating their appearences and wanting so bad to change certain aspects of theirselves. i was feeling bad for rose, bc i didnt want her to be like that too, but in my mind this was the only way the scene could possibly go.

but rose tyler looks the trampoline in the eyes and say "i would rather die."

and cassandra bitches something about her chin or whatever, and how she could get rid of it, and rose laughs it off and says "i mean it. i would rather die."

that line stuck with me so much that i can quote it word for word without even looking it up. from that moment on, rose tyler was the prettiest woman onscreen whenever she appeared.

and she had the prettiest and most genuine smile.

#i just #love her so much??#thank you rose tyler #i see her smiling now and i cant help but smile too #and a part of me cries tears of joy anytime i look at her being so happy #doctor who #rose tyler #now that i think about it i hope nobody even reads this but.#i used to dislike my smile too ngl #never again #thank you rose tyler <3 #billie piper #me watching doctor who

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magmabloodrebuke · 4 months

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the absolute beauty i bought from the auction house yesterday vs. me not even ATTEMPTING to paint starmap/bee/opal

#but still... im getting somewhere! looks dragony! a little more cleaned up than the other sketches i posted!#thank you all for the love on my first attempt at drawing dragons i really appreciate it :D #flight rising #i forgot one of the pieces on the armor errrrm NOBODY LOOK TOO CLOSE!#ebby tag #my art

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concreteburialplot · 5 months

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pretty sure you’re my fellow chase atlantic girlie that i’ve seen posted on my feed but if something chase atlantic x bad omens ever happened i. would. lose. my. mind. like i’m fully aware that noah would have fun posting things just because he likes to create chaos but someone on the bo tiktok account reposted cas’s video and it doesn’t mean anything but like,,, chase atlantic and bad omens are my bread and butter. and i mean they’re aware of each other just saying 🤠

and i’m sure if there ever was a collab someone somewhere would have smth negative to say but they could stfu because those are my angels. LIKE I’M SORRY can you imagine a chase atlantic feature on a song like bad decisions????

i need it. (at the same time i’m not ready for it)

YES! I AM HER! i am your fellow chase / omens girlie lmao

(just seeing their logos side by side like that makes me feel dizzy & makes my heart explode)

i actually hadn’t heard anything about the repost so thank you for bringing it to my attention! i just about lost my mind 🥲 my fav boys interacting ? 😭 my heart 😩 they are also my babies so get it 100% 🥺

(you didn’t ask for this but i’m offering it anyway 🥲)

so, couple things that come into play here that i think are interesting

warning: beyond this point will contain lengthy unnecessary, unasked for, unwarranted & disorganized reaching, theories, wishful delusional thinking & dissection. i am a swiftie at heart so it’s a reflex to look too much into cryptic behavior lol

+ rambling bc i’m a gemini who loves chase atlantic & rarely gets to talk about them to anyone so 🥲💔

i’m also aware that omens x chase fans are very niche & nobody actually cares what i have to say about this topic but whatever 🥲💔 i just need to get this out 🥲

1 - i have known for a while that at least noah knows about / is a fan of chase atlantic. i believe he liked a tweet about them a while ago, when chase was doing a livestream i think? & he’s posted about them before, example here:

whether or not chase knows about bad omens i’m not sure but they probably do now at least

2 - Omens & Chase are under the same management company! They’re both under MDDN, so they’re at least in the same circles

3 - as much as i’d KILLLLL to hear chase feature on bad decisions i unfortunately don’t think noah would be down for it (i think he’s stated before he’s not open to features on bad omens’ discography ?? but i could be mistaken) - so the more likely scenario in the realm of (unrealistic) features would be noah featuring on a chase song

4 - the Bad Omens official tiktok account has only reposted 6 videos total, besides cas’ & the other 5 were specifically about the band - with how they handle their social media i find it interesting that they’d do that

also

obviously Kras is in CA so them reposting it isn’t out of the ordinary BUT both band accounts reposted the same day (even tho the video itself was posted 6 days ago, they both reposted the next day) - again just interesting

5 - the audio on the tiktok was mamacita so that begs the question that if there WERE to be a collab … would it be noah featuring on mamacita …………. bc the thought of that …. makes my head spin 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 (we also been knew that noah’s music taste is vast, so him being interested in / open to featuring on a different genre track, especially of a band he likes, isn’t THAT crazy to imagine)

6 - however the caption cas’ tiktok was something like “christian said that if you use this filter he’ll show you his verse on mamacita” so that could mean a couple things IF a collab is being teased

a - it’s not actually kras’ verse it’s noah’s

b - kras’ verse could be first & noah’s 2nd (😵‍💫)

c - they’re hinting at a feature on another song on chase’s upcoming album

d - there is no collab & i’m a clown for believing that there could be (it’s this one)

7 - we know chase is open to having features from different genres & are pretty lax about who they work with (& lax in general)

8 - i’m unsure how well the collab would be received - i think noah featuring on chase would go over significantly better than the other way around but still idk - chase’ fanbase seems a lot more chill than omens

REGARDLESS i fear for chase if they collab bc [a lot of] bad omens fans are mean, judgy & ruthless especially about artists outside of metal/metalcore. chase’s fandom is fairly chill (in my experience) & unfortunately i honestly think any interaction with bad omens would bring a lot of unnecessary drama & hate to them :///// and i can smell the “bad omens is selling out” accusations from here

9 - again i think the repost was really interesting & unusual for their normal social media activity/strategy & so the fact that it’s so out of the ordinary + subtle + sneaky ON TOP OF ALLL of those other factors ^ has got me extremely intrigued

10 - that all being said ……. unfortunately as you touched on, Noah is a troll at heart, so he could very well just be causing mischief - for what reason, nobody knows - also choosing that tiktok was so random ?? so ?? [especially since it was cas’ tiktok, not chase or even their members??]

i’m interested to see if there’s any other sneaky interactions between them moving forward - noah loves taylor swift so he may be taking a page or 2 from her book & starting to get more cryptic as their fanbase expands ?? lol

seeing kras on the same page of an omens official account really made me feel crazy. that is something i never ever thought i’d see, thought i was hallucinating lol (i love them so much 🥹)

i am slightly hopeful but also ready to be disappointed lol

am i a fool for underestimating noah sebastian’s troll behavior? probably

has he trolled me before? yes

will i have too much faith in him to not troll me again after this? yeah :/

regardless,

anyway sorry this is ridiculously long for no reason & nobody actually cares about my insane hypothesizing 🥲 if anyone got this far, you’re a trooper & i’m giving you a star

i was just really really really excited about this bc i love them both so much & nobody else cares & it made me really sad but it’s fine 🥲🥲💔💔

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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 9 months

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its my brother's birthday!! happy birthday gold!!!

#gold.fam #~ art #familial f/o #pls be nice to him just- JUST TODAY nobody be MEAN to him thank you #look theyre sharing cake :]#pokespe #pokemon special #pokemon adventures #its 21st here idc idc #i had this on queue for 3 days skfjjas #pokespe hours

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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THE WEBSITE JUST UPDATED.

There's subtle changes, but there are commands scattered all across Welcome Home, including the home page.

ohhhhhhh what the FUCK

#excuse me everyone im going to go tuck into this for however long it takes #'write ok' HMMMMMMM????#fuck. fuck. my heart is beating so fast #nobody look at me i will be making a post about this when im Done #rambles from the bog #THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW IM TREMBLING WITH EXCITEMENT #clown you sneaky motherfucker

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corrodedcoughin · 11 months

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i just think that steddie is the furthest from those couples who joke about hating each other. they've both been through too much and had been given too little love for what they need (and deserve). someone talks like marriage, huh? end of your freedom and life? and steddie just go straight faced, no. no i love my husband why would you say that.

they're one of those couples where you think they must be faking it, because you can't possibly wake up every day this happy and love your husband more? but they're really that. waking up earlier just so they can spend time together before work. getting each other flowers and gifts for no reason other than "i just thought about you" or "just wanted to make you smile". when one of them is out and he's like. i have to go home because i miss my husband too much now. just genuinely wanting to be around each other all the time. even during the worst arguments, there's never a doubt they're not still completely head over heels. they're It. and they can't even bring themselves to joke about ever feeling anything different. they sure tease each other a lot about everything but this? this is the one thing they're too scared to joke about

Logging on to see this and I am nodding aggressively. They are BESOTTED with each other. They are DISGUSTINGLY in love. They make other people YEARN for silly love songs they make come true. I, for one, am furious

#anon #anon my friend this made me smile and go fluffed up like a baby penguin #you got the silly love DOWN #like it’s just so evident to both of them that they are The Person #why would they ever joke about not being happy? it would never land #one look and nobody would buy it #MWAH MWAH KITH TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIND #also thank you for gracing my inbox #I love hearing headcanons and opinions and this is a 10/10 excellent one #hope you had a good day!!!

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regal-bones · 1 year

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yo omg would you ever make a game??? the thought of a game with your art makes me go ❤️💖💞❤️💕💞❤️💖❤️💕💞❤️💖

AHHH maybe i should shout louder about my projects because

I AM MAKING A GAME!!!!

I've been working on it for what feels like forever now - I can only work on the (absolutely terrifyingly monilithically huge) list of art assets in my free time when I'm not doing commissions, shop stuff, or any other money making venture, BUT IM DOING IT!!!

I only really talk about Last Sprout on Patreon, just because of how early into the project we are, but I promise you there'll be stuff to share soon. I'm hoping the first quarter of 2023 there'll be.... something for you guys. perhaps something,,,, playable ????

I've been working so so hard on the art - I actually am sat on a little mountain of stuff that I haven't even uploaded to patreon yet that no one has seen, but theres so so so much.

If you're interested, here's some stuff I've posted publicly!

The denizens of the THESPA-02

Some lore about those very robots

An Inventors Blade

The first batch of concept art for the game

This doesn't look like much but I promise there is a WHOLE bunch over on Patreon you can all see at the £1 tier! And, like I said, a really large amount more coming soon. I could talk about this project for hours and hours and hours so I'm going to leave it there but - I'M MAKING A GAME !!!! I hope ur all as excited about it as I am!

#🌱#<< you can look at that tag on both my tumblr and patreon to see stuff!#alsopls dont be put off by the scifi - this is a fantasy game !!#yes plenty of robots but id def list it as a fantasy game ! dragons and knights and heroes #gosh thank u for the ask heheh #im gonna ramble here actually nobody can stop me #im getting there! first step is a workable prototype - i have almost all the art done for that!#when i get the art done I need to contact my various collaborators #programmers musicians etc #then we start to put the pieces together !! and literally !! that is not far off now !#ive done animation sets for not only our sproutly protagonist but the first enemy of the game #and im working hard now on UI stuff (upgrades menus etc)#but !! its happening its happening !!

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