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robert-deniro · 2 years
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#logging in to this website
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thottybrucewayne · 3 months
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A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL: 2024 EDITION
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Every zionist, duh, but esp yall who screenshot perfectly reasonable posts and go "Um, the look at this idiot who thinks genocide is wrong" yall make my ass itch and nobody takes you seriously, MOVE. 2. The entire U.S. government but esp Joe Biden that old ass man gettin spit roasted in hell (AND NOT THE FUN KIND!) 3. DIDDY AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT PROTECTED AND DEFENDED HIM. 4. Tory Lanez whole family, his mama, his daddy, his dog? All them. 5. The nonblack people who run those Rap House Tv type blogs that are clearly trying to be shade room clones. 6. People who get all their news from the Shade Room and Whatsapp, sorry auntie, I'm sick of you tellin' me COVID can be cured by sticking cloves of garlic up my nose :/ 7. Every single one of you dirtbag leftist ass people, yall do nothing for nobody except you thousands of adoring "former nazi" fans that need to be told it's okay that they still say the n word in private. 8. N.O.R.E and every single hiphop "journalist" 9. Charlemagne Tha God and Dj Envy, they know why. 10. Everyone who made Ike and Tina jokes after Tina past away. Grow up. 11. You fanfic girlies. So many of y'all are seeing the lake of fire, But esp if you donate to ao3 or own ao3 merch. Like, that is just embarrassing. 12. It's 2024, If I see you coming up here saying shit like "Miku wroke harry potter!" or " Hello Kitty wrote Ofmed, actually" I'm sending you to hell myself. 13. Booktokers? This is yall the second year on this list, tighten the fuck up and stop being weird about strange men on the internet, now. 14. People who do LITERALLY NOTHING yet try to tell other people how to be activists. You contribute nothing to any conversation you're a part of, suck my dick from the back. 15. People who stopped masking because other people were making them feel bad. Fuck your mama not being able to see your smile, PEOPLE ARE DYING???? 16. Lana Del Ray and Taylor Swift. They know exactly what they did. 17. Every white girl on twt who tried to jump me cause I said the Barbie movie is white feminism at its finest. 18. Elon, you raggedy bitch. 19. Every single man who hit on me this year who isn't one of my friends. 20. People who don't know what transmisogyny means and make that everyone else's problem. I need yall to start reading so bad it's not even funny. 21. You "goth is a feeling" people. You gonna be "feeling" that hell fire nippin' at your ass, NEXT 22. You 35 defending fanservice of high schoolers in anime/manga all day every day...yeah, just get on down there, big fella. They waiting on you. 23. Cishet Black men on tiktok and twt who make it their life's mission to make an ass of themselves for minor ducats. You are a one-man modern-day minstrel show and you will be dealt with. 24. White Tyler The Creator fans. Y'all know what you do.
Dishonorable mentions: Shojo fans who never talk about the fucked up shit in the manga they recc you because "At least its not as misogynistic as shounen!" (yes, yes it is) Fashion tiktokkers I hate so many of you its not even funny Every person who put the image of T.D. Jakes getting his doonies beat down at a Diddy party in my mind. Like I literally never needed to think about that. My dad <3 and all my friends' dads. Patricide NOW!!!!! People who are still whining about having to boycott shut upppppp god damn. People who stare at me in public. You got a fuckin problem?????
That's a wrap! Here are the lists from last year and the year before feel free to add more in the tags <3
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whiskey-bumblebee · 1 year
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whatever that means
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner/Reader
Word Count: 1537
A/N: not part of I'm on Fire, but it's touch tank compliant! just a little thing that had been swimming around in my head. The article text is taken from a 2004 copy of Psychology Today so it's a little bit early for my Hotch (c. 2007) but I did my best y'all. Also not that anyone cares but the movie they're watching is 10 things i hate about you <3
Warnings: sex? but not... steamy sex? like... plot sex. Hotch is insecure but there's a lot of comfort <3
faceless hotch still courtesy of @lesbianhotch <3 <3
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The bed shifts slightly and you feel a rush of cold against your legs as Aaron lifts the duvet and the heavy winter blanket. You reach for him blindly, too tired to open your eyes and accept the chilly morning.
You mumble his name, and he kisses your cheek tenderly.
"Go back to sleep honey, just going to the bathroom," He whispers, and you nod, pulling the blankets up to your chin and pressing your face deep into the pillow.
When you wake up an hour or so later, you open your eyes properly, and take in the cosy sight of your partner lying in bed with you, skimming through a magazine. You reach over and nudge his hand slightly so you can see the cover.
"Psychology Today?"
You laugh lightly, and move closer to him, resting your head on his shoulder so you can see what he's reading.
"Have to stay up to date," He jokes dryly, and you kiss his cheek, feeling filled to the brim with love for him. That's your man, this reading-psychology-magazines-in-bed-on-a-Sunday man, this mussed hair man, this man who's brushed his teeth so he doesn't feel like he's contaminating you by kissing you. You open your mouth slightly and he pops a mint into it, knowing what you're asking for.
"Any sexy articles you want to read to me?"
"Well, according to Arlene Goldman," He murmurs. "Good sex is about having the right attitude." He flicks a few pages back to where he'd briefly skimmed that article.
"Read to me?" You ask sweetly, letting your eyes close so you can focus on his low voice, feeling the way it makes its way from his chest out of his throat, over his tongue, between his lips.
"Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and its pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgments and personal hang-ups. Also, forget about your to do list and be prepared to fully experience the moment, says Goldman," Aaron reads.
"Are you feeling," You run your hand up Aaron's bare chest. "Hung up?" Your tone is teasing, and he drops the magazine, turning towards you to press a kiss to your lips.
You reach down to feel him, and feel that he's already rock hard.
"Aaron," You breathe. "Damn."
"Want you," He says, leaning back in to kiss you again.
It must be your fourth or fifth round when you press your hand softly to Aaron's chest.
"It's starting to chafe, baby," You say softly. "I can blow you if you want to come again?"
He shakes his head, breathing heavily. "I'm okay. Want me to stop?"
You nod, and he rolls off you immediately, springing up to fetch you a warm washcloth. He's gone for a while, presumably waiting for the water to warm up enough that the cloth will retain the heat (your water heater always seems to struggle on these cooler mornings).
"Do you want some juice or something?" He calls.
"Yes please," You reply. "Do we still have cranberry juice?"
He returns a few minutes later with the juice and the washcloth.
You thank him and rest the warm cloth over your pubic area, letting it ease the slight pain there. It's nothing too awful, just the result of continuous stimulation.
"Was that good?" He runs a finger over your eyebrow, where the hairs were sticking up at all angles from how you'd thrown your hand over your face in the throes of pleasure.
You nod. "Yeah, not for every day, but it was good," You smile.
After drinking your juice and going to the bathroom, you settle back into bed, encouraging Aaron to wrap his arms around you so you can spoon with him.
You press your ass back towards his hips, and he clears his throat, shifting his hips uneasily. You feel his erection pressing against you.
"Are you still hard?" You ask softly.
"Yes," He breathes.
"I'm sorry," You say. "I can't go again yet."
He kisses your temple tenderly. "Don't worry. It's not bothering me."
x x x x x
"Could you fetch a cough drop from the medicine cabinet? I don't feel like getting up," Aaron says, and you nod quickly, standing from the sofa.
"You okay?" You ask, and he nods.
"My throat's just a bit dry," He says, pausing the movie you'd been watching.
There's a silence that comes over the house, and it doesn't lift when you walk back into the room, a cherry cough drop in one hand and a bottle of pills in the other.
He freezes when he sees what you're holding, and you quickly go back to the sofa to sit beside him, setting the bottle aside as you give him the cough drop.
He's quiet for a long time, his face reddening with each passing second. It's so silent that you can hear him passing the cough drop from one side of his mouth to the other. In the end it's you who breaks the silence.
"I know it's none of my business, but... Has this been a problem for you?"
He shakes his head quickly.
"It's nothing to be embarrassed about," You say. "A lot of men take it."
He says your name softly, looking at you for any evidence that you're passing a secret judgment about his sexual performance.
"Is this why you were hard for so long the other day?"
"Yeah," He breathes.
"Was that the first time you've taken viagra?"
He looks down at the floor, suddenly incredibly attentive to the pattern of the rug. He'd never noticed that there were so many different shades of green in it.
"Aaron, I'm not trying to embarrass you, it's just that there are side effects that I can keep an eye out for if I know you're taking it," You explain. "And if you want to have less sex, or you're not feeling it, we can always slow down."
He shakes his head. "It's not that, it's just... I know sex is important to you, and I didn't want it to be a thing. I thought I'd get a prescription so that it didn't have to be a problem."
You breathe a sigh of relief. "Okay. Please tell me if it is ever too much for you. It is important to me, but I don't ever want to have sex if you don't want to be having it."
Noticing how he's slumping into the couch and avoiding your eyes, you take his hands in yours.
"Hey, I love you. You don't have to take this stuff for my sake. Have there ever been times that I've wanted sex and you haven't been able to get an erection?"
He shakes his head, chuckling to himself. "No. You make me so hard," He glances at you as he says the last part of the sentence, and you beam.
"I know that you like having sex on Sunday mornings, and I was just worried that you might want multiple rounds and I wasn't lasting like you wanted me to. Especially since I'm not as young as I used to be..."
"No!" You exclaim, louder than you meant to. "Oh my god, no, Aaron. You're perfect. If we were having more sex I think we'd run into problems. I worried I was going to get a UTI if we went much longer."
You straddle his lap, the paused movie behind your back completely forgotten.
"I love your stamina. I find it incredibly sexy that you fuck me the way you do. I love how you can always talk to me about what you need. I love your cock, but most importantly, I love you, Aaron. The sex is fucking incredible, but it's incredible because it's sex with you. It's sex with your hands, and your voice, and your body, and our relationship, and all of this love I have for you," You ramble, pressing your hands to his cheeks and your forehead to his.
You laugh to yourself, happiness flooding your veins. "All of this love. I'm amazed that I can fit all of it in one body."
When you lean back so you can look at him properly, you see that his eyes are watery. He cups the side of your face with his left hand, and you lean into his touch, closing your eyes with a small smile.
"I love you, honey," He says softly, running his thumb over your cheekbone. "Thank you."
You shrug. "It's nothing. I don't mind if you keep them, and if you ever do need them, but tell me if you take them, okay? There are some side effects that I'd want to look out for."
He nods. "Promise."
You look at him and feel love blossom in your chest again. "I'm gonna marry the hell out of you one day."
He laughs, and the sound makes you feel like you've sprouted wings.
"Alright. C'mon, I wanna see if the guy gets the girl," He says, slipping you from his lap into the space beside him. You rest your head on his shoulder.
"You know that he does," You say quietly. "You've seen this one before."
He kisses your forehead. "I know."
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heavenlymarie0 · 7 months
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MDNI!! SHOO GO DO SOME HOMEWORK OR READ A CHILD APPROPRIATE BOOK!!
slight exhibition, soft dom aki and sorta kei, childhood friends, usage of princess and slut like once, afab(mentions female parts) no i didn’t read through, see bottom for more stuff
xoxo happy reading
“why do you have to take what’s mine kei!”
“cause it’s fun to see you get mad”
tsukishima kei, has been your best friend, predestined way before you were born. When your parents met the tsukishima’s they immediately became close, basically considering one another family. A few years later akiteru was born, then kei, and then just a few months later you. life as the youngest had its pros and cons. you and kei walked together everyday, ever since primary school so that means no ever bothered you. but, that didn’t stop kei from messing with you….
“your edges are a lopsided”
“kei…go somewhere and leave me alone, unless you learn to do hair don’t comment on mine”
“i’m just trying to help, also your glasses are smudged”
you side eye him with extreme distaste.
but there was one pro that you loved the most about this relationship with the boys, and that was aki. you have been smitten with him ever since you could see colors, he is the complete opposite of kei, laughing at all your terrible corny jokes, watching movies with you, letting you practice your braiding.
“OW Y/N CHRIST THAT’S TOO TIGHT!!”
“aki don’t wine! i’m almost done, hand me the braiding gel please”
You loved the boys in different ways but still equally, y'all would always spend one weekend a month together. even when everyone went to college. it definitely wasn’t hard, being that you and kei were roommates. when your parents found out y’all were both interested in going to sendai city they were able to arrange you both to be roommates. which was the biggest mistake ever.
“KEI!! how many times do i have to tell you?!? KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF”
“I didn’t touch your stuff Y/N and even if i did who cares, it’s just a couple hair products”
“oh really!!! well next time i order my stuff you can swipe your card so you can see how expensive they are”
“whatever. just cleanup, niichan will be here soon”
the three of you are all sitting watching a movie, kei on the ground using the couch as a pillow, and you and aki cuddling. cuddling with aki is so normal to all of you since you’ve been doing it forever. but tonight was different.
everyone falls asleep, but you feel your throat getting dry and also want some more comfortable clothes. you walk into the room and put on some shorts and the oversized t-shirt you stole from kei a couple days ago. walking back towards the kitchen you try reaching for a cup on the top shelf, but you feel something warm behind you. immediately you noticed it had to be kei, since aki is a little shorter
“k-kei…what are you doing?”
“Y/N why do you prefer niichan over me?”
kei says while his hand roams your plump waist, softly rubbing every part of it, admiring it.
“is it ok for me to touch you like this?”
“yes..it feels mhm~ really nice”
your head falling onto his chest, sinking into his warm touch that now surrounds you. You turn around to make eye contact with him. As you open your mouth to ask him what’s this all about, his soft lips meet with yours. His hand placement draws you closer, worried that you would slip away. He needed this moment to last forever.
He breaks the kiss trying to give you a chance to breathe. His eyes glaze over as he looks at the girl he’s been in love with forever.
“wh-why did you do that kei…”
“wow your slower than I thought, as big as your head is you have a small brain Y/N”
you roll your eyes at this comment, but kei bends down, making close contact with the shell of your ear, immediately it gets hot.
“i want you.”
you look up, mouth wide open, staring at the large boy in front of you. the only thing in your mind is how great he’d feel, touching and worshiping your body.
“take me then kei.”
almost running out of the kitchen he drags you inside his room. you’ve been inside it multiple times since you steal his stuff practically everyday, but this time you felt more nervous and anxious. he pulls you around the side of his bed, pushing you back so you fall. while you lay there his soft hands begin to pull up the shirt to exposed you stomach
“you complain about me taking you stuff only to walk around in my shirt.”
he smirks looking up at you, only to start kissing your stomach. he pulls the shirt even further and makes his way to your chest. his lips opening and latching onto them. a small moan exits your mouth, to which he responds with a bite on your nipple.
“fuck! ow kei what the hell you dick”
“if you’re gonna moan, it needs to be loud enough for niichan to hear.”
“you’re so sadistic mhm~”
before you could finish your sentence, kei interrupting you by rubbing his hand on your wet clothed cunt.
“did niichan make you this wet or was it the way i was holding you?”
the blonde hair boy asks while he pulls down your shorts revealing your pretty pussy.
“no panties? nice choice”
licking a soft line up to your clit, he begins to swirl his tongue around the bundle of nerves. Your hands fall down to reach his slightly curly blonde locks, pulling him closer. He removes his hands from your thighs, only to hold yours back.
“ahh~ kei please”
“sorry but hands off my love”
his gentle slow licks speed up. unable to hold back anymore your voice echoes off the wall.
“mmm yes kei right there”
his glasses starting to fog up from the heat of your body, he removes them and places them on you. you look so cute, face all flushed, his glasses on you, and desperate for the pleasure he’s giving you.
“hey Y/N, look at me ok.”
trying to reposition yourself on your elbows. you notice how truly handsome the boy in front of you is, especially as ravages you. tiny beads of sweat appeared on his forehead causing his hair to stick to his face. his long fingers hold on to you so tightly. you were so focused on his charm you didn’t notice the slight flood of light entering from the door. but kei did.
“looks like we have a guest”
your eyes instantly shoot towards the door, as you begin to reach your climax and feel the twisting in your stomach.
“AKI!”
your eyes see white and your body twitches. aki mesmerized by the way you lay on the bed. heavily breathing, bonnet slipping off, just a mess.
“oh no Y/N seems you woke up niichan, and you’ve also caused him a slight problem”
you look down to see the hard on aki has. motioning for him to come over to you, mustering up the strength to move, you crawl over to him and slowly pull down his plaid pajama pants. he looks down at you, the girl he grew up with. tugging down his boxer you are surprised by aki’s dick. it’s not long but it’s extremely veiny, with a blush pink tip, and an impressive amount of girth. your mind begins to wonder what the other brother’s looks like. but before you could even look at it while you were distracted he had begun rubbing it on your wet cunt, teasing your clit and entrance. trying to turn around aki grabs your head pushing himself all the way into your mouth and kei pushes himself into you at the same time.
“wow Y/N it’s like this slutty pussy of yours was made for me!”
aki lets out a soft moan as your mouth vibrates in response to kei’s lewd remark.
“mm you look so pretty Y/N my little princess”
as if in unison both blondes began slowly thrust into you. feeling full in both holes, your moans rise in volume but muffled by aki dick. focusing on kei pushing in and out of you manage to imagine what it looks like. kei’s isn’t as girthy but definitely long! it feels as if he‘s in your stomach with every thrust. the slow hard thrust turning fast, almost completely unable make sense of anything. you let the two boys use your body. trying to reach your climax you feel kei stop.
“mhm kei why did you stop~” your words slurred.
“don’t cum until I say so…both of you”
you look up at aki face, similar in confusion to yours, but you both nod anyway and continue.
eventually you reach the same highness you felt earlier.
“I guess you wanna mphm~ cum huh slut?”
“does our little princess wanna cum?”
PT. 2?!?!
THIS IS MY FIRST WRITING SO PLEASE SEND REQUESTS!!! I LOVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM….but don’t be a bitch <33
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cerezzzita · 1 year
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Hello! Noticed requests were open? Wondering if you were OK with writing some spicy Kiriko f/f HCs if not some fluff is cool too!
notes: congrats anon, you're the first request that I answer in record time! this is not supposed to be funny btw- it only took me one-almost-two days to write this and y'all can blame me being slightly horny or that I wanted a excuse to write for Kiriko but didn't knew how. for more clarification, I suggest picking up the first option 🗣
hell yeah, my first time writing for Kiriko and the first time I post a NSFW headcanons list, I am nothing but nervous 💀 really hope you all enjoy and I really hope nothing here be too canon divergent to Kiriko's personality since I'm still studying her character (yet she's like, very practical and easy to think and write). thanks for requesting and enjoy the reading! <3
♡ tw/tags: fem!reader, fem x fem pairing, praise kink, oral fixation meaning, oral sex (reader receiving), pet-play, food-play, roleplay, dom/sub themes, honestly Kiriko is a sweetheart <3
✦ MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS/LGBTPHOBICS DO NOT INTERACT!
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Kiriko usually displays two moods when she's feeling in the spicy time: She's either vanilla or hotly, smoothly sexy.
Tends to be handsy too much, grabbing a full-palm of both your breasts and butt, pinching your clit, squeezing your thighs and holding on your waist. She also appreciates if you're handsy to her as well. 
Complementing her hand-full liking, Kiriko does have an oral fixation too and absolutely loves to go down on your core lapping all of your juices to see you squirm and whine by the feeling of her warm, wet skilled tongue. Biting is also a big yes to her, so expect to wake up in the next following day or hours with your skin teeming of teeth marks — the fox marks, Kiriko jokingly says.
Speaking of oral, this girl is a real master at it, 10/10, I don't make the rules. She can and will make you cum at least three to five time only by her lips in your pussy while she holds and squishes your thighs, teasing you slightly scraping her teeth on your clit, making dirty, loud noises, you pulling her hair when she's deviously eating you out and taking her time like there's no tomorrow makes her smirk under your core.
She's a total switch. When she got sub mode, she's going to be your good girl and will listen and obey at you, or she'll difficult things for you being in a truly bratty style and teasing you all the time, but when she goes dom she goes dom. You better listen carefully to her or she'll push you to the edge controlling your orgasm and making you see stars by playing with your most sensible spots.
Very much into roleplay, always buying cute, sexy suits for you both. Kiriko's creative mind puts you in wonderful scenarios — most of them based on Japanese pop culture — where you're a tempting, adorable maid and she's your faithful client craving for some sweet, special attention from you. And what's not your surprise to see that once she brought you a fluffy pair of fox ears along with a anal plug tail?
Well, it's not a good roleplay without pet-play, am I right? She'll mainly call you her neko-chan, please call her kitsune-chan in return and she will be a happy Kiriko puddle under your touch.
Food-play you say? Damn right. She uses sweet fruity syrups, chantilly and some donuts to cover up your bodies so she can welcomingly her thirsty mouth all over you. Kiriko literally melts to the feel of your tongue circling inch by inch of her soft skin, devouring the sugary flavors that's in every single bit of her body, from her plushy breasts to her docile pussy. 
She's just so tender and attentive to you, making sure that you're comfortable and enjoying the moment because if you're not, it's a huge turn-off for her. 
A goofy ball in moderate bits, sometimes tickling your sensitive spots with her fingertips and teeth, whispering some jokes in your ear not only to make you laugh but to make every tension on you disappear if it's your first time having sex or if you both had a bad day. 
Kiriko is a smooth talker and vastly into praise kink. Oh, she'll tell you how gorgeous you are with your pretty, soft lips on her pussy when she's sitting on your face, how sexy you can be whining and yelping when she's grinding on you, saying you're doing wonders on every single fiber on her… You're the most stunning, majestic creature that she already laid her eyes in this world and she's so glad that she's your lover.
Aftercare queen! Usually she feels sleepy after lovemaking sessions and all she wants it's to embrace you in her arms to some cuddling, grab some snacks if you're hungry or when you guys went too much hard and now you're both sticky — by sweat or syrup remnants —, she'll pick you up in bridal style and will head to the bathroom. Round two, maybe? Find by yourself. 
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elizabethsaige · 1 year
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Reaping the Benefits
Florence Pugh x Reader
Word Count: 1517
Warnings: none
A/n: i have a shit ton of requests to get thru and I've been in a bit of a rut with writing but idk why i had to write this one today, it just kinda came out of nowhere. i hope y'all enjoy!!
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Working at a coffee shop in a cozy and hidden part of New York had its benefits. One of which being you got to meet all sorts of cool people, the few that wandered into the small shop. Most of the time, it was a handful of regulars that would come in to grab their morning coffee or students at the nearby community college spending their days tucked away into the corner to read and study, but every once in a while, some stragglers come in and discover the hidden gem that was your workplace.
You made sure to talk to everyone that came in, even if it was just to ask how their day was going. Knowing life isn’t always easy, sometimes a friendly face could change someone’s day. The tips you got from it didn’t hurt either.
At 9:12 p.m. the last of what few customers you had left in the shop had made their way out the door. You and your boss were on the closing shift tonight and you both were hoping to get out of there at a respectable time, especially after the day you had. Two baristas called off sick and there was a full house around 7:00 pm for whatever reason. The line wasn’t worked through until 8:30, with more and more people adding to it. Truthfully, this was probably one of the worst shifts you’d had in a long time.
The bell to the front door rang as someone entered the building, obviously not aware that all of the lights were off. You were behind the counter wiping down the espresso machine, not even bothering to look up at the person.
“Hey, we’re closed,” you said in a monotone voice, hoping the lack of enthusiasm would give them a hint.
“Oh darn, I’m so sorry. I wasn’t paying attention, I’ll be on my way,” you heard a familiar voice say. Stopping in your tracks, you turned to see blonde hair starting for the door.
“Wait,” you exclaimed. The figure turned and looked at you.
Frantic to catch her before she bolted, you walked around the counter, but not fast enough to startle her.
She stared back at you, a look of embarrassment on her face. She looked like she’d been caught in the act of some horrific crime.
“You’re-You’re Florence Pugh, right?” Her expression softened as she let out an exhale of relief. “Guilty”
A smile formed on your face as you admired her for a second too long. “Sorry, I don’t mean to stare. You’re like my favorite actress.”
Florence smiled back, a slight blush appearing on her cheeks.
“Thank you darling, that means a lot, really,” she said in her beautiful accent. You nodded back to her, grateful that she acknowledged it.
“I don’t suppose that would help any in convincing you to make a latte for me? I know you’re closed, but I could really use it,” she playfully joked, but there was a hint of desperation in her voice.
You glanced back at the espresso machine that you were just about done cleaning, and then at the clock that read 9:32 p.m. “I haven’t started on the espresso machine yet, so I don’t mind.”
Normally you wouldn’t lie, but c’mon. It’s Florence Pugh! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and you weren’t about to waste it. So what if you had to clean the machine again? It was worth it.
You started for the back of the counter while Florence took a seat at the bar in front of it, carefully placing her bag in her lap. “Thank you so much, how much do I owe you?”
Shaking your head with a laugh, you glance at her from behind the machine. “Nothing, it’s on me.”
Florence frowned and fished her wallet out of her bag. “Please, you’re really saving me tonight. Do you have a tip jar at least?”
“It’s really okay, it’s just a coffee,” you said as Florence spotted the tip jar by the cash register. She hopped out of her seat and placed a $20 bill in the jar and made her way back.
Just as you were about to protest, your manager came out from the back after hearing all the talking. “Y/N, what’s going on? We’re closed,” he said, spotting Florence, who gave him a shy smile.
You looked at him with startled eyes as you set the pitcher of milk on the counter. “Oh, she’s with me. We’ll be done soon, I promise. I can lock up once we’re done if you wanna head out.”
“Don’t have to tell me twice. Just make sure to turn out the back light once you’re done,” he said, grabbing the store key from his pocket and throwing it to you. “Oh, and didn’t you already clean that machine?”
Heat rose to your cheeks as you were called out for lying in front of Florence. You moved your eyes between her and your boss as she flashed you a knowing look.
“Ah, no not yet. I was getting to it,” you replied, staring at the floor, hoping it would swallow you whole to save you from the embarrassment.
Your boss nodded in response and turned to leave, but not before stopping to look back at Florence. “Hey, I’ve seen you before. You were in that one commercial, right?”
She smiled as you tried to contain your chuckle from behind the counter. “Yeah, something like that. Thanks for noticing,” she replied, holding her own laughter in.
Once he was gone, both you and Florence giggled to each other. Your boss was terrible with celebrities. Just couldn’t keep up with the times.
As you finished the latte, adding the finishing touches to the art you were making on top, you could feel Florence watching you.
“So you had cleaned the machine, you little liar,” she teased, watching as your cheeks reddened for the second time that night. “You didn’t have to do this, love.”
You looked up to look at her, only to see her staring intently at you. Butterflies swarmed in your stomach, her hazel eyes piercing into your’s.
“I never reject the opportunity to make a coffee for a pretty girl,” you said, carefully lifting the cup to the counter and sliding it over to Florence. She smirked at you before looking at the spider you had drawn on top of the latte with foam.
“Let me guess, a black widow?”
You nodded frantically, excited at how her eyes lit up when she guessed it right.
She took a sip, careful not to burn herself as you walked over to join her at the bar. Her mouth immediately turned up into a smile, eyes wide as she set down the cup and did a little happy dance. “Y/N, this is so good! Thank you so much.”
She reached out with extended arms for a warm embrace, lingering for a few extra seconds. “You’re welcome, I’m really glad you like it.”
The ring of the doorbell startled the two of you, both of you turning to see a man in a business suit walking in.
“Sir, we’re closed,” you walked toward him to shoo him out, his attempted protests drowned out by the sound of his phone ringing. Florence stifled a laugh at the frustration in his voice when he answered the call as the door closed behind him.
“Man, you make one girl a drink after closing and now everyone thinks they’re special,” you joked as you looked back at Flo, noticing her watching you with a joyful grin on her face.
“I should probably get going, just in case anyone else tries to come in,” she teased back, swinging her purse onto her shoulder and making her way over to you.
“I only make late night coffees for you, Florence Pugh.” She scrunched her nose as she giggled at your joke, her beautiful laugh filling the otherwise silent building.
“Ah, cheeky girl,” she said, slapping your arm with an eye roll and a smile. “Seriously, thank you again, Y/N. It was lovely meeting you, I hope I run into you again the next time I’m here.”
You smiled at her words, gulping back the fear that was caught in your throat. “You will, I’ll make sure of that,” you replied as you opened the door, stepping aside for her to walk through. She reached out for what you assumed was another hug, only to be met with a kiss on the cheek. You were sure she could feel the heat on them, feeling embarrassed that this girl had this much of an affect on you.
“Well, I really look forward to it. Have a good night,” she said as she stepped out of the shop and made her way down the street, looking back at you with a smile and a wink before disappearing around the corner.
A permanent grin rested on your face as you touched the place she kissed your cheek, completely forgetting all about the work you still had to do.
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niinnyu · 6 months
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A little rant about leaks because I'm lowkey dreading them. And I'd appreciate it if you'd read it (and if not... 👁👁).
I find the jjk fandom's (though it's true for others too) reliance on leaks very off-putting. I know people want to look forward to something in the middle of the week and talk about it, but this just feels disrespectful, while also being at the cost of other people getting to enjoy it as they want to whether you care about getting spoiled or not.
So many people just don't tag leaks and spoilers properly (forget places where tagging doesn't even make a difference). Seeing things trending with the context of previous chapters explains everything. Not to mention people mis-tagging spoilers and leaks interchangeably (you can remove leak tags after the chapter is officially published but not spoiler tags!!) And no, you're not subtle with your 'out of context spoilers' to someone who has all previous context.
But what boggles my mind is why would you want someone to shout the punchline of a joke in your face before any of the setup has been done. You'll have a bunch of deepfried 2 pixel screenshot of screenshot quality manga panels of crucial moments with none of the build up and pacing. Paired with the most lacklustre explainations of what's happening (the phrasing of which can be biased to the leaker's opinions). Translating isn't easy. To convey what exactly something means from one language to another in an effective and in the intended way isn't easy (shoutout to fan translators tho y'all are amazing thank you for your time and effort)
And whether you care about the story or not, heck even if you think the mangaka themself doesn't care about it, it is just so disrespectful to the content that you're consuming. Making comics and manga isn't easy (churning them weakly is insane imo esp when a lot of mangaka aren't even full time artists) so why wouldn't you allow yourself to consume their story the way they've themself laid it out. Where one panel comes after the other. Where one expression has context in the next page. Where a dialogue has weight only when placed with another dialogue. Give the creator(s) this little grace too, because whether you like a story or not, there is still a huge amount of effort and skill, by multiple people, going into it.
And I personally love interacting with the fandoms I'm in, literally sometimes the only source of joy I have (yes ik leave me alone) is interacting with other fans and having my mind blown over their art and writing and theories. And I'd rather not be spoiled unless I'm myself seeking them out or just reading the actual chapter. So this involves me either spoiling it for myself before someone else does it, or spoiler dodging for 5 OUT OF 7 DAYS A WEEK EVERY WEEK.
I'm not even saying you should only look for official sources or whatever because I know not everyone has access to legal places to read (tho the shounen jump app is there for those interested, but yeah i get it for other publications), but there are better ways to read/hate-readyour fav/least fav manga out there without ruining it for someone else. The wait is juuust a couple of days more. There is absolutely no dearth of fan made content that can't help you last another few days, maybe your new fav fan creator is right around a little wait (ahem check my bs out if you'd like ahem ahem).
I just want to be able to interact with the fandom for more than just 2 days a week, and I don't like my accounts dying because i dissapear 5 days either, and is that a such a bad thing? I come online to have fun, not run an obstacle race y'know?
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everythingsinred · 2 months
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Natsume Is a Cat (pt. 3)
If anyone is looking at this nonsense... thanks. Isn't the world golden on our side of things? Let's get back to it, to our academic and scholarly research!
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Where were we? Onto cats likes and dislikes?
Cats don't much like water. They don't care for swimming and avoid it when possible (that doesn't mean they're dirty though; cats are very good at self-grooming).
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Water bugs them, after all.
But the dark doesn't! Cats have a tapetum lucidum in their eyes which lets them see in the dark, so there's nothing to fear even in total darkness.
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They tend to underestimate their weight and enjoy sitting on chests if they so choose, even if the person they're sitting on doesn't like it as much.
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I had to include this because my cat Phoebe does this to me every night.
But they don't really like going places. They would prefer to do nothing.
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You can try to make them, but they revert back to inaction. Always.
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Natsume does nothing all the time. It's his favorite thing to do.
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Cats also typically dislike when they're introduced to a new cat in their home. Especially at first, they might be cruel to the new cat, but in time, they might get attached.
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Cats do this often. They look at you, spot your interest, and then run, for the sole purpose of making you chase them. They do this on purpose. They like the chase. They will stop and let you pet them eventually but they need to play the game first. I'm not making this up. This is true.
And to wrap things up, I will conclude with pages I had in my folder with unclear captions that I saved too long ago and now no longer remember where I was going with them.
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Titled, "catlike". I agree, but I can't explain it.
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Titled, "gives cat vibes." Don't know what that's supposed to mean. He does look like a black cat here though.
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Titled, "hes a cat i can tell". Very unhelpful to me. I guess it's just a vibe?
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"hes a cat what do u want me to say" Well, past!Anya, I want you to say specifically where you were going with this. But I'll bite. He does seem like a cat here.
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"omg just like a cat". Have no idea if this is about what Aoi is saying (misunderstood and thought of as scary, like a cat) or Natsume in the background doing fuck all. Maybe both. Either way, I agree.
And to finally finish off, let's discuss the fact that the person he gets along best with is Ruka, who has the animal pheromone alice. Unlike literally every other person on the planet, Natsume has never been angry at Ruka. He loves Ruka. He always loved Ruka. Natsume is a cat.
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(This is clearly a joke. Natsume is not nice to Ruka because he's under the affect of animal pheromones. Because Natsume is a human being. But it's a funny joke. Their friendship is very clearly authentic and beautiful. Natsume is kind to Ruka because Ruka is perfect and has never done anything wrong ever, in his life.)
BONUS
Not related to cat stuff, but this one was funny:
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"AND HERE COMES NATSUME WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"
Okay I'm done now! Thanks so much for reading this silly nonsense rambling. It was fun to put together and I hope it was a fun read too! Have a great day/night. I'm very tired and this took longer than I thought it would, so I'm going to sleep. Love y'all <3
Also, in case y'all missed the first two parts, they are as follows:
Part 1. or Part 2.
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here2bbtstrash · 1 year
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your votes are in! part 2 survey results ✨
i asked, and y'all answered!!! 👀
as mentioned a few times before, the survey is not closed - i won't update it with new works moving forward, but i will keep an eye on it if anyone decides to run back and add votes! so please don't feel like it's too late, esp if you're new and still catching up on the porn (there is A LOT of porn. pls take your time and stay hydrated okay 😵‍💫)
but since it's been about a week, and new votes have slowed down, i thought it'd be fun to do a reveal of the top 10 results as things currently stand! sticking them below the cut - join me, won't you? 🍷
at #10, with 40 votes, we have... moving day! i was honestly surprised to see this one crack the top 10, but i should know better than to underestimate the yoongi hoes at this point. y'all love your delusional long-haired boyfie content, and who am i to deny you that??
at #9 (my lucky number 👀), with 42 votes, we have... it's sweet! shocked to see a fluff fic crack the top 10 honestly, but let's be real, the taehyung hoes are THIRSTY (anyone who follows jai already knows this 😂) - i promise i'll write more for y'all soon, and that the next one will actually feature smut!!!
at #8, with 43 votes, we have... park and ride! (and technically also its sequel, five minutes!) y'all really said give us a part three mother 😭 and jokes on you because i have an idea for a part three *and* a part four for these two. you'll never be free of them lmao!!
at #7, with 45 votes, we have... the spins! i'm happy to see this one here!! i love this couple and i've wanted to do a sequel for them for AGES, though i swear my idea for what i actually want to do changes every few months 😂 guess i gotta decide on one!!!
at #6, with 51 votes, we have... sunday! idk why i didn't expect this one to rank omg!! i don't feel like i write jin particularly well, and i especially thought that level of BDSM would be too much for some 🙈 but i have learned y'all are freaks who like crying during sex.... huh...... DULY NOTED 👀📝
halfway there, time for the big hitters! at #5, with 54 votes, we have... party on you! ahhhhh this one makes me happy to see 🥲 forever AMAZED and ECSTATIC that my most popular fic on this blog is a hoseok fic!!! i want to write a million billion more hobi things this year, and i will certainly see what i can do about circling back to these two cuties. at the very least there shall be more ass-eating in 2023!! 🎉🍑
at #4, with 58 votes, we have... deep end! joon hoes with TWO appearances on the board, we love to see it 👏 i loooove that y'all are down not only for period smut, but for some of the risks i took with using more flowery/poetic language in this one! i had so much fun trying something new, i'd love to revisit this couple and that writing style again!!
at #3, with 59 votes, we have... two in one! y'all. no. i'm shook. wig FLEW, wig in the STRATOSPHERE. say WHAT?!?!?! the first fic i ever posted on this blog, my most self-indulgent work (actually it might not be the Most lmfao but it's UP THERE) - i'm. NUMBER THREE?!?!??! okayokayokay 👀 i see y'all 👀 we're gonna have a verrrrry fun jihope month next month aren't we?!?! 😈
at #2, with 65 votes, we have... the shape of your body! oh man 🥺 i'm almost, like, emotional to see this one rank so high. this fic is so so personal and dear to me, and was a BIG leap for my writing in a lot of ways. the fact that the response has been so overwhelmingly positive, and that so many of y'all read all 24,000 words of that fic and said you want MORE. i can never put into words how much that means to me 🙇‍♀️ it's hard for me to think of a whole plot for a sequel - bc i wrote so damn much already 😂 but lemme see what i can do to at least cook up a drabble or two (if you have ideas, keep 'em in your back pocket for jihope month 👀)
and finally... at #1... with 70 votes... no one is surprised 😂 - it's drip! ahhhhh squirt god min yoongi. we meet again. i will never live this fic down lmfaoooo. and funny... doesn't he have a birthday coming up soon? i could've sworn... 👀💦💦💦
alright besties!!! i'd love to know your thoughts!!! any surprises? any you're happy to see?? anything that didn't make the list that you're about to get out the torches and pitchforks over??? i wanna hear it all, so drop me a comment or an ask and let me knoooow!! 🎤💜
(for me, it's babygirl missing out on the top 10 by two votes... but it's fine i'm fine... 😭)
also can i just say - look at y'all, getting ALL OF OT7 ON THE BOARD??? we fucking love to see it!!! equal opportunists on this blog! yaaaaaaas porn for everybody!!! 👏👏👏
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Kirk and Spock: Canon Musings and Fandom Curiosities Of an LGBT+ Trek Fan
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Here are some thoughts surrounding the fandom controversy of anti k/s shippers who get uppity with those of us who enjoy it; specifically those members of our fandom who have now taken to bemoaning how "woke" Trek has become despite it always being "woke", or the recent fresh flush of anti-LGBT rage stirred up in select fans at our (checks latest reason for outbursts) SNW enthusiasm.
As a member of LGBT+, I can't help but bring my own experiences in this fandom into this, too, because I feel it is relevant. So let's have a conversation.
FYI, This is not in alignment or support of those k/s forcefeeders who try to browbeat all fans into agreeing that k/s is canon, which I'm not cool with. Everyone should be able to enjoy the fandom however they see fit - don't conflate extremism with fandom. If someone enjoys this fandom thinking Spock/Chapel or asexual Spock or platonic besties Kirk and Spock then leave them alone. -_- They have every right to enjoy this fandom in their own way as much as you do. To quote Jim: "Don't push, Charlie."
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What I mean is, k/s fans who simply enjoy entertaining the idea as canon for ourselves and like-minded fans, while some other Trek fans get rabid stinging mad and offended about it for some reason.
I've been told that even the idea that Jim Kirk might be bi is "disgusting", "perverted", a "twisted, sick fantasy" to name a few examples. . . No joke. Actual Twitter comments from people who think simply liking both men and women is "perverted". Y'all TIL that just the idea of being bi is a "twisted, sick fantasy". And as a bisexual person in a fandom that gave us a concept like IDIC, I wasn't feeling very welcome or embraced after reading some of that anti-bi vitriol. My existence is not "perverted" or "twisted", nor is the love I have shared with my married partner for the past 12 years. But I digress. I'm not about to be chased away from something I love because of the usual cowardly stream of anti-LGBT+ pearl clutching and dismissiveness from a loud minority that has become so commonplace in our society. 
"They're trying to make everything gay now it's so stupid and unrealistic I'm so tired of hearing about gay things" *Looks pointedly at the decades of STRAIGHT ONLY representation being celebrated: straight-centric holidays, the fact that gay marriage was illegal for decades and yet in order to be allowed to visit a dying partner in the ICU, they required you to legally be family; this meant that while straight couples always got to say their proper goodbyes to the loves of their lives on their hospital deathbeds, LGBT+ couples were denied this right on the basis of not being legally allowed to get married throughout the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and early 00s, plus constant cultural straight-washing forced on everybody from day 1 in the form of creepy fake child kindergarten wedding invites and baby rompers that say gross things like "Daddy's Little Lady Killer"*
It all seems rather aggressive for so mild a suggestion pertaining to fictional characters that are living in the future where this would all be a lot more likely and casual regarding gender and sexuality.
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Anyway, moving on from that disappointing dumpster fire of interactions that I and others were on the receiving end of as a member of LGBT+ in the Trek fandom . . . the fandom is typically very open minded and welcoming, but there are always a few turd nuggets in any gold heap.
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With all that unpacked, it made me curious: just what are they protecting so fiercely? What are they canonically terrified of losing? Swaggering Jim who is doomed to hop from broken relationship to broken relationship? Are they saving Jim Kirk from the Bisexual boogeyman? What exactly are they vehemently defending, if they are so against that take?
I guess what I'm curious about is this: What is their ideal pairing or TOS ship that seems logical to them that we are threatening by loving our ship, if any at all? (Hey I know some of you are just here for the spaceship porn and don't give a shit about any of this, fill your boots. Come on down and ignore us fools obsessed with make believe characters, we love you all.)
If y'all don't think the affection was certainly sufficient enough for their relationship to be considered romantic (as Gene Roddenberry put it) . . . Well then, who or what else? What makes more logical sense, given the canon we have been given? I don't ask this antagonistically, but with genuine curiosity about theories. I'm not here to shoot anyone down, opinions are welcome. I've just always wondered about the other takes.
The canon is so weird in that unlike most other stories where they try to beat you over the head with hetero happily ever after, Star Trek canon keeps Kirk and Spock's long term romantic details -- especially Spock's -- quite ambiguous. We never see them get married, or settle down with anyone specific, officially on screen or in the canon.
Not that characters have to have a relationship to feel fulfilled, but this is all based on what we know of these characters in particular; we already know that Spock and Jim have expressed a desire and need for love, companionship and connection.
We know Jim is brimming with affection; he is a VERY openly affectionate person who often vulnerably ruminates on love and feelings of loneliness.
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He constantly expresses a want and need for a partner to understand him and love him as he is, and he talks a great deal about  how being alone is a fear or discomfort of his. Even though he romances often, Jim usually ends up dumped or removing himself from the relationship because ultimately, nobody seems to respect or understand his commitment to his ship and Starfleet on a personal level -- they don’t seem to truly understand him -- that is, besides Spock. But Jim is right of course; he shouldn't have to give up who he is and what he loves in order to be loved or understood. True love is what happens when a person sees you just as you are and still wants to buy what you’re selling, warts and all.  And the only person who seems to share this love and enthusiasm for his ship and his job with that same keen level of understanding is Spock.
This comes up in even some of the earliest episodes of TOS.
"This vessel. I give, she takes. She won't permit me my life. I've got to live hers." - Kirk to Spock
Conversely, Spock has convinced himself that he doesn't need love or anyone else to survive, and how he grapples with that throughout TOS. By the end of the motion picture, he finally realizes how wrong that is and says as much to Jim by confessing his feelings and how he needs them -- specifically, how he needs Jim.
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So if Kirk and Spock aren't the closest to one another and the most likely spouses, I’m curious: who else? What makes more sense then, canonically, knowing what we know about Kirk and Spock in TOS/The Movie canon from start to finish?
We never expressly hear of Spock having an official significant other named throughout canon. A marriage is alluded to in TNG, but we do not know to who -- or anything about their gender/identity. The writer of Spock's autobiography describes him as "widowed" from Kirk. This is just about the closest reference that we get (outside the vague mention in TNG) resembling Spock having some semblance of an intimate love relationship long term.
I genuinely don’t feel there is another character in the TOS canon that reoccurs throughout it that you could argue the canon explicitly intended or set up for Spock to end game be with aside from T'Pring, who shot him down for Stonn.
Usually when people say a character is straight, it is because the canon has already arranged an obvious hetero end game pairing for them with blatant evidence. 
For Spock, that never happens -- not an end game situation with another character that is anything remotely close to being as intimate, personal, or affectionate as what he develops with Jim. 
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The closest we ever get is Chapel, Zarabeth or Leila -- all of which we know for certain were never canonically described or written as Spock's long term partner - we'd know about it by now if that were the case. (Note 1: I didn’t count Saavik here as their relationship wasn’t primarily developed or sold as truly romantic or an end game romance. I feel if that were the case, they would have blasted that from the rooftops -- whereas the mentor-apprentice relationship they shared is prominent and obvious. She doesn’t come back outside the canon she appeared in, they aren’t mentioned as settling down or having a relationship later in-canon. . . Basically she got down with Spock’s mindless meat thrall teen body while his katra was in another castle in ST III so that the body wouldn’t die. If that constitutes an intimate romantic relationship to you, please get help.)
(Note 2: I am writing this from the perspective that Spock is not ace based on TOS evidence such as Amok Time, The Enterprise Incident, All Our Yesterdays, and This Side of Paradise as examples which highlight Spock's capacity for sexual desire and offers a mild suggestion of interest in sex -- however rarely it appears. However if y'all interpret Spock as ace though, my take is one take and it ain’t gospel-- power to you fam, rock that ace Vulcan.)
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In Kirk's case, Jim very obviously loves women. He has a number of genuine relationships with them; he most notably has a failed serious relationship with Carol Marcus. That would be the closest thing canon did to assigning an official long term partner for Jim, but the films and comics make it very clear that Carol and Jim were unhappy together -- so much so that Carol left Jim, and demanded that Jim stay away from his only child and not be a part of his life. She denied him the ability to participate as a father selfishly; not for David’s benefit, but for her own personal benefit. She wanted to have nothing to do with Kirk, and she kept their child from knowing his father or following in his footsteps. Truth be told, that wasn’t Carol’s decision or right to choose for David, ultimately. She can raise him, but it wasn’t her right to deny him access to his father or the option of exploring that side of himself. And in Kirk’s case, nor is that the kind of lot that the end game love of your life offers you in regards to a future with you and your child. 
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Furthermore, what Carol had always feared is exactly what happened; David followed after Jim into the thick of the action, and he died as a product of it. Did Carol ever want to be in a relationship with Jim again, after their son was killed due to him trying to get Spock back? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't if it were my kid that died. There is also no mention in the canon of Jim and Carol ever rekindling, and any relationship Jim has with other people outside of Spock in canon are often fleeting; they never seem last long term. Besides Carol, he never truly "settles down" with anyone in canon for what could be considered a true “end game” scenario. 
So my question is, in canon, if Kirk and Spock aren't the most feasible answer for each other in terms of closeness, intimacy, mutual respect, love and admiration, who is?
It has been said time and again that they know and understand each other unlike anybody else in the canon -- that they are two halves of the same whole. Roddenberry himself said he intended them to complete each other: "You are closer to the captain than anyone else in the universe. You know his thoughts."/"Theirs had been the touching of two minds which the old poets of Spock's home planet had proclaimed as superior even to the wild physical love which affected Vulcans every seventh year during pon farr."
The pendant scene written for ST 2009. "I have been and always shall be yours."
The one thing I struggle to understand with anti-K/S fans is, do they prefer the idea that the guys just lived their whole lives for duty, contradicting the message of TMP about how essential love and connection is, and just kind of stayed lonely and isolated for the rest of their lives? Did Spock just have one off pon farr cycles with strangers and never knew what it felt like to actually be loved wholeheartedly by somebody?
Was Jim just destined to be a sad, lonely boss who's relationships always ended in the other person choosing their career over him, of putting him aside or dumping him, never knowing what it is like to be genuinely appreciated and cherished as opposed to discarded? He has had his heart and trust broken so many times. Is that really the life we are so sold to for James T. Kirk?
I can completely understand if folks would rather maintain the perspective that they are friends -- I think folks should enjoy stories in whatever way makes them happiest. I'm not here to say "IT'S CANON" *forcefeed* or that anyone has to buy what I'm selling, I'm just curious.
It blows my mind that the idea of Kirk and Spock getting a shot at real, genuine love -- that good shit you only get when you are intensely close with someone who understands you and you marry your best friend -- that that idea is less appealing to someone out there than "well they were just married to their duties forever, never made any other real long lasting, intimate bonds with other people or found true love, and they just kind of worked until they died. Kirk had an anthology of failed relationships that never stuck and Spock was just lonely till he died. The end." Like really? That gives you your jush? If it does then I love that for you, but for me that is just so . . . Cold.
Just . . . what the fuck? Being forever alone or a failure at love sounds so much more miserable than being secret gay?
Anyway, that's just one little bear's opinion, do with it what you will. But I'm on team "they had a secret but awesome love relationship for the remainder of their lives" over team "forever alone and married to work for the rest of their lives".
I'm on team "my boys deserve happiness".
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If you want to ship fucking Horta x Balok fics or if you’re simply here for the nacelle porn a la Monty Scott and don’t give two damns about any of this, I’m here for you: you support something I love, and you aren’t hurting anybody while doing it.
Thanks for coming to yet another long winded, homoerotic Star Trek TedXTalk.
Remember that regardless of why you are in this fandom, so long as you are not hurting somebody else, I’m here for you. 
We don’t have to love something for the same reasons or the same way in order to love it just as equally. So even if we don’t see eye to eye about every little fan theory or sentiment, thanks for being here and supporting Star Trek, however you lean; so long as you are kind and open minded, I got you fam. LLAP, and IDIC.🖖 💚
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armpirate · 1 year
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UNDER HIS SKIN || JJK || Ch. 3
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Pairings: tattoist!jk x fem!reader
Genre: smut, angst, friends to lovers, tattoo au, virgin reader.
Summary: They say there are two versions for every story, and it's important to hear both of them. Everybody is hearing your side of the story, but it's just fair to get to know his.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, the only thing he wanted was to have fun with no attachment. You wanted to get rid of your virginity, and he wanted to tick you off his list. What he didn't expect was getting so emotionally attached to you that he would regret the deal.
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I wake up to a scent that isn't mine. No, it's too heavy and too strong to be mine. That too sweet smell of vanilla almost makes me dizzy when I try to open my eyes to get up. And when I finally find the way to completely wake up, I feel a weight on my back that doesn't let me lift my torso while something is embracing my waist.
Moving my hair away from my face, so I can look over my shoulder, I see a thin arm wrapped around me.
Oh, right. The girl from last night.
I try to crawl away from her embrace, and be fully able to control my body, but her grip around me gets tighter. I try it a few times, but every time I move a few inches, she pulls me back and her hand goes lower on my body. She keeps me back from running away, when I feel her arm isn't the only thing wrapped around me. She's lowered her hand so much to the point where she's holding my crotch, closing her fingers harder and tighter around me whenever I try to move away.
I press my lips together, trying to hold back the whimpers that are aiming to come out due to pain.
It takes me a long while to free myself. I try a lot of different things, I try to move my body to make her uncomfortable, I try to pull her fingers away... But nothing works. At least not until I manage to hook my fingers in between hers, finally making her lose strength on me.
Honestly, I don't even know how I manage to do it. But I move outside of the bed fast, even if I end up falling to the ground.
I start walking away, trying to make the least sound possible so I can escape from here without waking her up. I really don't want to deal with the weirdness that comes along with getting up next to a stranger, especially when this same person was trying to tear my dick from my body.
I sigh, running my finger over the scratch on the side of my motorbike, the gray color standing out among the lacquered black.
It's been two days, and I still can't understand what was wrong with that freak.
For the first time in two weeks, I'm coming in later than Mark. But he still feels the audacity of looking at me with disapproval.
—I had an emergency —I leave my things in the little closet behind the counter.
—What's the name of that emergency? —he looks at me, raising his eyebrow— Paula? Steph? Kat?
—I wish I remembered —I tilt my head.
I hear him huffing. And when I turn to him, he's playing with that dilatation on his ear. He always does it when he gets frustrated, something that usually happens when he's with me.
—You should try to settle down again.
—I thought y'all were so happy seeing me carefree. What changed?
—We're happy seeing you carefree —he shrugs—. But we still think you should try to meet someone new, in a deeper way.
—Trust me, I know the girls I meet in a real deep way —I joke.
Mark chuckles after my comment, getting up from the stool he was sitting in, just to walk up to me.
—You know what I mean. It's been seven months, you had fun. I'm not telling you to marry the first girl you meet next, but try to spend time with them. Something that doesn't last a TV ad.
—Did Soo tell you to talk to me about this?
I look at him, squinting my eyes. I know by that nervous smile on his face that my sister convinced him to talk to me about this. They all are so easy to read.
I can understand why my sister would ask him this anyway, Mark has been like an older brother ever since I moved here. He's always treated me as if I were part of his family, and has done a lot of things for me ever since I came here.
—Tell her I'll think about it, alright? That will give you a few weeks of peace before she sends you to do this type of big brother talk again.
—Soo also wanted me to confirm whether you'll be going to Mel's birthday party in Seneca —he mentions, looking at some drawings he's done.
—Do I really have to go?
At first, I was only planning to go because Leslie was friends with Melanie. I didn't even feel like going because of my sister, because I know she has her own group of friends, and sometimes it's better not to mix that. It's as if I were asking her to go to one of Jimin's or Taehyung's parties out of nowhere.
—It's Mel's birthday, don't be a dick ass.
—Why are you asking me to confirm then? You are going to force me to go either way.
✸ ✸ ✸
The day goes by a lot calmer than it was yesterday. Could be it had to do with Mark accidentally scheduling seven tattoos for me, and six for him yesterday -including humongous ones that took hours to be made.
I take off my gloves, and clean the seat that was occupied just ten minutes ago, to call it off. Finally it's over for me. I know I spoke too early when Mark gets my attention before I can even put my jacket on.
—What plans do you have tonight?
—I don't know. I think I'll stay home.
—Then come to hang out with Soo and Mel —he puts everything on the counter in place—. They met with Tammy in the bar she's working at.
—Okay, sure —I nod, holding the door open for him—. I have nothing better to do anyway.
—I'll see you there then —he waves while walking away to get his car from the parking lot.
When I get there, I wait for Mark to come outside. I know my sister and Melanie are there, but it feels weird to just get inside without the person they were actually expecting to come. One of the girls waiting to get a cab keeps looking at me, and I know she'll be reaching out to me in a few seconds, but of course someone scares her away.
He's always so timely.
—Why are you waiting here? Let's go inside.
Without giving a second look to that girl, I head inside, meeting up with that group of people Soo keeps trying to make me hang out with. Tammy greets both of us with a wide smile, and doesn't take long to wave at her side to ask someone to join us.
My eyes follow the direction of Tammy's moves, finding a short girl I think I remember. Could be I hooked up with her some time?
But when she finally stands next to our friend, and her eyes land on me, throwing a frightened and surprised look, I recognize her. That's the exact same expression she had on her face when we were in the studio.
—She's Y/n —Tammy introduces her to Mark and me.
Y/n... So that's her name.
Mark is right. Tammy talked a lot about her, but she said she was a cool girl that we all would love to hang around with. Not that she was a nun, that got shocked at the mention of sex to the point of not giving a fuck about others' belongings. I'm surprised these two are even friends at all, considering how different they are. Tam is indeed cool, I was able to see it the times she came around the studio and when we casually met whenever I decided to join Soo and her group of friends.
—So... —I talk— Is this the Y/n you told us about?
—Why? Did you already know each other? —Tammy asks.
—No —she rushes to answer—. Maybe he knows a different Y/n?
Her face is pure interned panic when she sees me opening my mouth to speak. She shouldn't worry, I don't want people to know the mess she caused either.
—I can answer by myself —I snap back, tilting my head annoyingly before I look back at Tammy—. But yeah —I sigh—, I thought you could've been referring to the same girl I knew. Guess not —I shrug.
—Note down a new one on your list, then —Melanie jokes.
She drops a fake smile, and I know she's sighing deep inside when I play along with her excuse. I can't believe I was thinking of going home tonight.
—She's joining us on our trip —Soo informs me, getting my attention by holding my wrist.
—Thinking about it —she talks—, I don't think I'll be able to join you.
It takes me a lot of effort to actually hide the laugh that's tempting to come out of my mouth when she says that. Seriously? She was able to go, but not now?
She mentions she has to visit her parents, but Tammy cuts her off fast. "You always do the same thing" is the only thing we're able to hear from their conversation, or argument more like. They keep fighting back and forth, Y/n is trying to get rid of the invitation, while Tammy keeps insisting on her coming.
I know that pissed off face from the other day. Oh wow. Tammy won.
—I guess I'll visit my parents another day —she gives in, annoyed—. Can I go back to work now?
Tammy simply nods, smiling big because she got what she wanted. And finally lets Y/n go when she asks permission to go back to work.
—You're coming, right? —Melanie asks when I sit to join them on their table.
—Of course —I nod—. Mark worked hard to convince me. There's no way I can say no —I look at Y/n, focused on her things behind the counter—. Why did you invite her?
—She's my friend —Tammy answers—. And she doesn't seem to do anything else but work, I think it'd be great for her to meet new people. You all are great, she's great. I bet it'll be good.
I turn in her direction, unaware of the conversation they start having from now on. There's something about her that makes her so interesting, she's as captivating as annoying, and that's a double threat.
Probably it's just because she rejected me.
At some point, Soo says we all should be leaving. Basically because we've been here for hours, and everybody else is leaving, too. Agreeing with her, Mark attempts to get up to pay for our table, but I move faster and tell him I'd be paying myself.
Not like neither of them rush to stop me either.
As I approach her, she seems unaware that I'm behind her. She's too focused on placing the glasses carefully over the surface behind the counter.
—Charge me, please.
She first turns with a smile, which disappears as she sees me. Y/n thinks I haven't noticed how hard she fought against her desire to roll her eyes at me, but I did. And that only encourages me to piss her off more. So before she's even able to ask me how I'm going to pay, I lift my credit card in between my two fingers. This time she doesn't hide, her eyes travel to the back of her head.
And god, ain't it funny to be able to annoy someone so easily?
—My motorbike is scratched —I casually say, while typing the pin.
—I'm sorry. I know it wasn't the best react...
—No, it wasn't —I nod, without looking at her—. And I'm glad to hear you know you were the one in the wrong.
That sarcastic laugh she throws at me makes me look at her almost instantly. I know this is going to get good when she tilts her head, while raising one of her eyebrows.
—You know what? I take it back. That scratch is the minimum you deserve —she snaps back.
—What do you mean? —my eyes squint.
—Don't act like you don't know —she hands me the ticket—. You acted all nice and cool, just to take me to that shitty studio and have me spreading my legs for you. Not even a bed? Are you sixteen?
Says the person who snaps back at someone by saying "I take back what I said". I bet she really thinks she's so mature because she treats sex as if it were the biggest sin.
—And now you have the balls to be here, talking about this with me as if it weren't a big deal and blaming me for whatever happened in your studio, while your girlfriend is sitting right there.
That takes me completely by surprise. Girlfriend? Who? And what the fuck have these dumb asses told her?
She looks at my table, pointing at it with her eyes. And when I look back at her, I can understand it all. It was something that used to happen a lot when I first got here. Could be it's having our initials tattooed, or how good we get on, but a lot of people seem to totally omit the 6 feet tall man that goes wherever Soo goes. Because Koreans can only date Koreans. Of course.
Yeah, no. I won't be the one telling her she's wrong.
—You're right —I nod—. How could I ever dare to get close to you in front of everybody? —I take a step back— Thank you —I lift the receipt and say:—, cocktease.
Absolutely everything that happened until this moment was totally worth it just to see her face like that, totally red and close to exploding.
That trip will be amazing.
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dylanisdazed · 9 months
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Hey y'all! So my next story is pretty heavy and despite the main character's name, it's fiction. That being said, it's an emotional first part for me--I'm not sure if that will carry through to the reader because I'm not a good writer, but it was very emotional for me to write. I've read and edited it several times and can't seem to get through it without crying. Again, I don't expect it to necessarily resonate as much with the reader.
Trigger Warning: This part deals with thoughts/stories of suicide.
Dylan’s bedroom was painted dark green and filled with plants and candles. The walls were lined with records and band posters. His nightstand was littered with prescription bottles—for his depression and anxiety. He was a very attractive, fit but thin boy, who was well-liked by all. But he saw the world differently and he very rarely liked what he saw. His shaggy dark brown hair often hid his almost black eyes and long dark eyelashes, much to his mother’s chagrin. His best friend Jack had just run up to his bedroom, which was over the family garage. It was raining heavily and thunder rumbled the earth as Dylan opened the door.
“Do you ever think about killing yourself?”
Dylan sat on the bed in his messy room, looking up at his friend as he stood there confused.
“What…? No.” Jack replied concerned.
Dylan looked down.
“Do you?” He asked.
“Yeah. I mean not realistically or anything but yeah, I do.”
Jack stared at him. “What the fuck man? You can’t just say shit like that.”
“Yeah, well actually I can say it and people should say it. It’s just a lot of things I guess.” Dylan continued to look at the ground.
“What kind of things?”
“I don’t know. I mean, I feel things more than others. You know that.”
Jack stared at him.
“It feels like nobody really cares.”
“Dude, what are you talking about? You have tons of people who care about you. Everyone at school loves you and you’re my favorite person on the planet.”
“Yeah. I’m not even talking about me necessarily, just in general. People pretend to care. People are always fucking pretending. They see some sad story about an abused puppy on Twitter, tear up, wonder how somebody could do that, and then scroll on. Move on with their day. They never think about it again. Then they like some post that makes fun of someone else because they are different from them. Or some issue they don’t understand. People are liars and they’re cruel.”
“What does that have to do with anything, Dylan? What does that have to do with you? There have always been assholes in the world and there always will be. It sucks, but it’s how it is.”
“Yeah. I guess maybe I wonder if I want to live in a world like that then, ya know? You remember Becky, from school? She killed herself because people made fun of her weight.”
“I know. It wasn’t that long ago.”
“Just every day, non-stop, people would crack jokes about her. People would put her down, over and over and then she goes and hangs herself alone in her room and of course, the town is shocked but I wasn’t.”
Dylan started crying uncontrollably with his voice trembling but continued, “Then the whole fucking town has a fake ass memorial, and teachers talk about the severity of bullying and then a month later nobody gives a fuck about Becky. I didn’t go to that memorial. We weren’t really friends but we had some nice talks. I couldn’t go to that memorial because I knew half of the fucking kids there, holding candles, and praying, were the same ones who called her names. They were the same ones who hurt her, over and over and over. They made her life a living hell. And for what? Tell me, for WHAT?”
“I don’t know.”
“Those kids are gonna continue on, graduate, go to college, get married, and have kids, all while Becky is rotting six feet under. She’s a rotting corpse. Nothing happens to them. Absolutely no consequences. And it’s not just Becky--that’s the thing. It happens every day, all over this goddamn world; good people, kind people, creative people, smart people, and funny people, who are a little bit different or don’t fit some narrative get bullied and harassed. Not all of them commit suicide, but I know it still fucking hurts.”
“Man, I don’t know what to say to you.” Jack wiped away tears.
“You don’t have to say anything.” Wiping tears away, eyelashes dripping.
“You are a deeply loving person and that’s a good thing. It’s a great thing. You care about other people even if it doesn’t affect you and that’s so rare, Dylan.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah, and the world needs people like you.” Jack put his hand on his friend’s shoulder. “The world needs heroes and loving people like you to save us from the bullies; the monsters.”
“No, they don’t. Nobody listens.”
You can continue part one on my patreon.
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throwaway-yandere · 1 year
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Happy new year everyone!!! Admittedly I suck at expressing myself so you'll have to forgive me if this comes across as a raw and chaotic mess lol. I'm not tagging the names either cause I'm a coward
It was incredibly fun running this blog!!! I never thought it last this long– and if probably wouldn't have it weren't for leftdestiny-post/shiro commenting on a fic haha (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠). Then I met some wonderful people, starting with like crying anon and their beloved elf darling, poptartthings, thatanonthatabsolutelyroastedtighnari, 😋 anon, veni, 🐠 anon, my mom exiled and hoo my brain is seriously a mess rn i can't type properly but i swear yall mean everything to me it's just that my aunts and uncles are all using the karaoke rn I can't hear my own thoughts but I need to write these all down before i pass out hAHAHHA (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠) they're singing victims of love rn, idk if it's my heartbeat or the speaker anymore send help–
each of yall make me always look forward to waking up the next morning! Ranging from Assistant ✾ & esther anon trying to survive, brosch and their wonderful designs (i often imagine brosch and capitano just drawing designs in silent honestly, couple goals), bakery wondering how to calm dottore, 🐠 and mochi's drawings– you're all wonderful people!! Seriously still can't believe I got noticed my romanticaa and zhongrin what. I still get so nervous when interacting with both help hAHAHAH.
2022 did not feel real for many reasons, pretty sure I'm already dead and Faceless!Ayato buried me somewhere. Y'all are fun af. 🌠 anon idk how you're doing, but shoutout to you too for somehow reading my first diluc fic and going "yeah might as well see where this writer's career will lead". I wonder how many of yall are in the same position as them cause wtf man how are tall tolerating my idiotic writings hAHAHAHHA
((Just wanna shoutout poptart again cause mom idk what I'm gonna do with that 4 dollar tip 😭))
🐠, exiled and veni were my real highlight for OCMC. The alhaitham slanders– the betrayal– lmao i was just cackling like the gremlin that i am when I read exiled's ask after the last chapter I uploaded lmao. And signora-fanboy's reblog tags were funny too lol
It was fun cooping with exiled!!! It was fun reblogging jokes with zhongrin (and making me brainrot mafia!dain dhshdjwj)!!! I was so happy T^T!!!
And this december i get to talk to riabef and watatsumii too and they're both wholesome and lowkey/highkey chaotic i love you both! Where the heck am I even going with this message my braincells are not working BUT yeah my point is that it's so awesome that even as the year's about to end I still end up meeting new blessings in life 😭😭😭
I'll just shorten this part: I used to be a major loner. It's just that since my elementary days I've just come to expect a pattern that I'm friends with someone for a year until they move out of the country. It's like I was cursed with that happening every time until I just always expect people to have an expiration date lmao. Hence, I just wanna thank my irl friends Purple and Orange Friend/a-dose-of-phitre for being my longest best friends. They gave me confidence and no I'm not crying rn shut up. Idk why yall stuck with me. Wait no I do know the answer it's cause you both want someone to bully 😭 but to bully me for 6 and now going 7 years??? Aren't you both tired???
With that in mind– i SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE TO ME 😭😭😭I PROBABLY MENTIONED THAT A LOT BUT WHY ARE YOU GUYS NICE??? I DON'T DESERVE THAT WHEN I'M WRITING YOU ANONS TO SUFFER– IDK HOW TO PAY THOSE KINDNESS BACK YALL DON'T MAKE ANOTHER "gatorade milo rice discourse" SCENARIO 😭
Man i need to stop typing my body's last hurrah is fast approaching. Can't wait to read this tomorrow and go "there are so many grammar mistakes here not even grammarly would make an attempt to understand this mess" hAHAHAHAH
Okay, okay, yeahhh
Happy new year everyone!!! I'm gonna wait like 21 more minutes and wait till the world does a factory reset for 2023. Hope yall have a wonderful year!!! Enjoy the fireworks!!! Yoimiya worked hard for those 😤
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sirmidezz · 3 months
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INTRO POST Y'ALL! COME N GET IT!
Name:
You can call me by many names, my most preferred are Daisy, Chacha, or midez.
Likes:
I like hello kitty, and action movies. I rarely watch anime but if you bring up the promised Neverland or black butler I can semi tall to you about it. I haven't watched those movies in ages.
I love reading, like a lot a lot. My current favorite book that I'm currently hyper fixated on is called, Prisoner Of War. Made me cry in the end. I do read other books like This dark endeavor and more, but like they don't hit the spot like prisoner of war.
Dislikes:
Pushy and cocky people. Like dude chill your not all that.
Pr0sh1pper$ I swear I will lose my cool with them and say a lot of hurtful things that will make someone see me differently. Like stay the hell away from me please.
THOSE artists. By that I mean artists who judge beginner artists. It's just really stupid because we all start somewhere, like teach someone instead of insult them, it truly does nothing but lower someones self esteem
Fandoms:
Transformers (prime, bay verse, knight verse, animated, earth's park, g1)
First blood: Rambo. (Any of his movies at all)
Terminator: judgement day
Rocky: (any movie)
Expendables: (any movie)
Tango n cash
Other media:
I like poetry and music. I do write my own stuff only I'm very private about it. Maybe I'll post a few every so often but other then that I'm reserved about it. I love philosophy, like in my own way. I like to talk about all that deep stuff.
Warnings:
If I ever talk about addiction or anything about how I have negative mental health I'm NOT glorifying it, I am against people using any type of drug or substance that could potentially harm you. ESPECIALLY IF YOUR UNDER AGED. I am a teenager with an addiction and I'm trying to get over it, so if I joke about it, that's how I cope, I do not want anyone to think it's ok to use any substance or perform any action that I will ever post about. I do not post nsfw content at all. I would rather stay away from that side. I may make some suggestive jokes or post some suggestive things but I know what limit I will go at. Please do not ask me to draw anything nsfw.
Thank you for reading this.
D.A.H
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streamsofstardust · 1 year
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this year I'm thankful for a few things but i wanna bring attention to some specific people
to @jakewhorecore @gardenofgreta @joshkiszkas @gretasmokerising @lunaindigoraven @fictional-duchess @shutupdevvie @shhhhhitsroach @allieboop and @jakekiszkasleftnutsack i am beyond thankful for your friendship. you're some of the best people i've met thru gvf and i appreciate you all every single day. thank you for making me smile and laugh and feel like I'm not crazy for obsessing over this band (and a few others lol). you guys have made my year so much better and i love you all for it
to lexi specifically, i know we joke about it but i still can't get over the fact that someone i admired so much when i first joined gvf tumblr is now one of my best friends. your energy, spirit, and love is infectious and you inspire me over and over each day. thank you for always being there for a serious convo or to bounce fic ideas back and forth. your mind is one of the most fascinating and creative things i've ever experienced. i hope you never lose sight of what you love and enjoy because you make so many people happy with what you create.
to gvf (not that they'll see this but whatever) thank you for reigniting my love for music with deeper meaning. thank you for bringing me some of my favorite people, on and off tumblr. thank you for providing memories that will always live in my heart. thank you for being unapologetically yourselves and slaying so hard. and thank you for being hot, it's a lovely bonus
to gvf tumblr, thank you for being a little community where i can fan girl without judgment. thank you for providing distractions when i need them most. and thank you for reading my fics, i have severe imposter syndrome and still don't see myself as a writer at all but your support and comments and enthusiasm for what i've put out means the world to me.
y'all know i don't really get sappy on here (or in general it's just not my thing) but this year started off so fucking horribly and got better along the way and i just wanted to say thank you 🖤
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*cracks knuckles* Challenge accepted @bloodied-dagger :)
Have fun y'all :D
1: When you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
More cereal cuz crunchy
2: Do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
Depends on if it's dry air or not, if it's dry, NOPE
3: What random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
Unlike a certain someone I actually use bookmarks! There were these bookmarks you can make so you just put em on the corner of the page that you're reading and it's really cute :D really easy to make
4: How do you take your coffee/tea?
I don't drink tea, but I drink the fluffy coffee that my mom makes
5: Are you self-conscious of your smile?
Sometimes when my picture is being taken, other times it's "Eh fuck it, we ball."
6: Do you keep plants?
Does the bouquet that my sister bought for me from HEB on b-day count?? (They were white daisies that were dyed a light blue)
7: Do you name your plants?
No
8: What artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
I normally just sketch it out whenever I feel like it
9: Do you like singing/humming to yourself?
In my head, but whenever no ones around it kinda spills out quietly (My singing voice is not great)
10: Do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
Side and back
11: What’s an inner joke you have with your friends?
Lol you guys hang out with your irl friends?
12: What’s your favorite planet?
I have a soft spot for Mars cuz it's what got me curious about space in the first place!
13: What’s something that made you smile today?
My mutuals hanging out with fun tags to read and Percy Jackson and The Sea of Monsters
14: If you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
We have our own rooms, with sunny windows and a balcony, maybe a cat, and it feels homey
15: Go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
Ain't googling nothing cuz!!! Did you know that if you fell into a black hole, you would see time speed up so fast that you could potentially see everything that happens for the rest of time? And on the other side, from the other persons perspective, you slow down so much that at some point you'd stop, and then disappear? This is because the black hole's point of singularity is so dense that it warps space-time really hard, it becomes an inverted pinpoint on the plane of reality :D
16: What’s your favorite pasta dish?
Normally my family just boil up some pasta and throw in veggies, meant, ketchup and soy sauce.
17: What color do you really want to dye your hair?
I think it's be cool if I had a dark blue fade in, cuz my hair is already really dark brown
18: Tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
Really old, from 7th grade lunch break, someone from the table asked "Hey, anyone know what the Spanish word for dog is?" and I confidentially go "Puta :D"
Which apparently means bitch :D so I guess I was half right?
19: Do you keep a journal? What do you write/draw/ in it?
No
20: What’s your favorite eye color?
OH it has to be amber or some form of heterochromia, sectoral or total to be exact, it's so pretty!
21: Talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
Applies to my school bag from middle school (which I don't have anymore). Thing was with me through thick and thin.
22: Are you a morning person?
*glances at the clock* *1:35 am* No
23: What’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
Tumblr, Reddit, read, and if I feel like it, draw
24: Is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
Doubt it
25: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?
Excuse me?! Yeah no never broken into a place before sorry
Oooh, a quarter of the way! Starting to regret opening the read more?
26: What are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
Sandals lol
27: What’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
Like Dagger said on his thing, bubblegum is a flavor. And like Dagger said, watermelon. You can't ever go wrong with watermelon gum :)
28: Sunrise or sunset?
Sunrises are pretty to look at I will say
29: What’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
When they ramble about something they're into and are very enthusiastic about it, very adorable.
30: Think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
Yes
31: What is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
Socks are great, I don't wear em to bed tho. I have this pair of socks that have a base grey color with the border being blue and it has colorful stars on it
32: Tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
Lol I've never hung out with friends on occasion, and definitely not till 3 am
33: What’s your fave pastry?
Cupcakes ig (but not too much frosting!), and sugar cookies
34: Tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. What is it called? What does it look like? Do you still keep it?
I have this stuffed doll I got from my grandmother for my first birthday (or so I'm told) and it's blond with and orange hat, dress, and shoes. I still have it, it's in my closet.
35: Do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
They look cool but I've only ever had the multicolor pen
36: Which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
^ Has never listened to a band ever
37: Do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
I like it clean (rn my cousin is in my room with my sister so that one is REALLY messy, meanwhile the guest room I'm staying is really clean and I like it a lot :D)
38: Tell us about your pet peeves!
Muttering under your breath. Annoys the heck out of me
39: What color do you wear the most?
Blue cuz blue jeans lol
40: Think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?
This pastel earring set shaped like flowers/hearts/butterflies that I have, very cute (don't wear it all that much but I like it)
41: What’s the last book you remember really, really loving?
The PJO set I have right next to me rn, Salt to the Sea, A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Rise of Kyoshi, Wings of Fire: Darkstalker
42: Do you have a favorite coffee shop? Describe it!
Don't have one
43: Who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
MAN I WISH
44: When was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
Rn ig, it's really chill
45: Do you trust your instincts a lot?
I use them to gauge how to respond to people sometimes
46: Tell us the worst pun you can think of.
What do you call a lamp training for a sporting contest? An O-LAMP-ic athlete :D
47: What food do you think should be banned from the universe?
Would have said tomatoes, but they actually have a use (ketchup, tomato sauce on pizza etc), so pickles it is
48: What was your biggest fear as a kid? Is it the same today?
Snakes and YES STILL SCARED OF EM
49: Do you like buying CDs and records? What was the last one you bought?
Never bought one
50: What’s an odd thing you collect?
I don't collect
Halfway there Dagger and Enb :)
51: Think of a person. What song do you associate with them?
Does a fictional person count? Actually fuck it, Nimona as "All is Soft Inside" by Aroura
52: What are your favorite memes of the year so far?
The Barbie and Ken mugshots are funny
53: Have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? Heathers? Beetlejuice? Pulp fiction? What do you think of them?
Nope, never seen a horror picture show
54: Who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
Can't recall
55: What’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?
Y'all remember that one time Dagger was making a joke about us Live Slug Reaction-ing Sofi and Human and used Esme as an example, and we all said "NAH they do the same thing", and I screenshotted a bunch of their posts of them being lovey dovey? Twas a fun day.
56: What are some things you find endearing in people?
When they are passionate about something and ramble about it
57: Go listen to bohemian rhapsody. How did it make you feel? Did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
I can't listen to it rn cuz it's late any my headphones are far away
58: Who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? Why?
No one really
59: What’s your favorite myth?
There's a lot to pick from here....
60: Do you like poetry? What are some of your faves?
Not really a poetry enthuisast
61: What’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? The stupidest one you’ve ever received?
My mom is like "Oh, your friend (who I haven't talked to in a long time) it grown up, lets get a gift card for her!"
And then there was that one time I got perfume. Not a person who wears perfume regularly mind you.
62: Do you drink juice in the morning? Which kind?
Does water count?
63: Are you fussy about your books and music? Do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
For my books? ABSOULUTLY!! Keep em safe so I can read em
64: What color is the sky where you are right now?
Black
65: Is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?
My friends Alex, Carolyn, and Nicole
66: What would your ideal flower crown look like?
As long as it's pretty I'm okay with one :)
67: How do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
They feel cozy
68: What’s winter like where you live?
Cold wind but no snow
69: What are your favorite board games?
Scrabble and Ludo ig?? I like Uno better
70: Have you ever used a ouija board?
I would prefer not to mess with te spirits of those who must pass on
71: What’s your favorite kind of tea?
I don't drink tea
72: Are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?
Nah not really.
73: What are some of your worst habits?
Chewing my nails and inside of my mouth
74: Describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
Artsy, talented, definitely got a hang on life
75: Tell us about your pets!
I don't have any
Almost there! 25 questions left :D
76: Is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?
Sleeping :)
77: Pink or yellow lemonade?
Yellow
78: Are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
I wanna drop kick em
79: What’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
My sister making Pokémon drawings for me on my birthday
80: what color are your bedroom walls? Did you choose that color? If so, why?
They are the classic whitish color, was there when we got the house
81: Describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
Autumn but there's still green on some trees
82: Are/were you good in school?
I could do better honestly.
83: What’s some of your favorite album art?
Uhh I dunno any albums
84: Are you planning on getting tattoos? Which ones?
Never really been into tatoos
85: Do you read comics? What are your faves?
I have a Webtoons account, I love Hand Jumper, Purple Hyacinth, Castle Swimmer, Beetle Hands, Saphie the One Eyed Cat, Rooftops and Roommates, Lumine, Little Matcha Girl, Acception and there's more I'm blanking on
86: Do you like concept albums? Which ones?
Idk what those are sorry
87: What are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
Nimona (sorry for the small spoilers Dagger!!), Spiderman ISV/ASV
88: Are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
Eh not really
89: Are you close to your parents?
Kinda
90: Talk about your one of you favorite cities.
Houston is okay??? If you ignore a lot of stuff
91: Where do you plan on traveling this year?
Eh, not really traveling anywhere
92: Are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
Honestly don't know, the soy sauce/meat/veggies do it for me
93: What’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
Was a ponytail until I got this haircut that's a little too short, so it's open until I'm able to tie it up again into a tiny ponytail
94: Who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
Charolette aka @angelcloves
95: What are your plans for this weekend?
Spend time with my cousin, maybe work on this draft of LDRAU
96: Do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
Procrastinate, but not a lot
97: Myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
No fucking clue, Cancer, never looked it up and never gonna
98: When’s the last time you went hiking? Did you enjoy it?
No clue man
99: List some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
"Pokémon Legends Arcus: Giratina"
Runaway by Aurora (I think it's neat)
"Help! Oh Well" by Something Else YT (Again, it's cool)
100: If you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? Why?
On one hand, I can go back in time and help younger me know that the bullies are gonna be gone soon, and that we'll be fine (and maybe deck said bullies while I'm at it), but on the other hand I'm uncertain about the future and myself. Can I take both? I want both please
AND THAT'S THE END FOLKS :D .... Hello?? Anypony still here???
Oh. Well, I'll leave this here if anyone wants to answer all of the question or reblog it :)
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