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can-a-tuna-fish · 2 months
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Give him $25 and he will come home with a bag full of food that hasn’t seen the light of day since the early 90’s.
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minty364 · 2 months
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DPXDC Prompt#128 Part 4
Danny could tell Jason was getting upset over the things he was telling him. He wanted to open up and tell him more about the past but it was painful. Eventually Danny might tell him the full story about how he died but for now focusing on what they needed to do from now would take priority. 
Jason took a moment to calm himself down before speaking and Danny was a little afraid of breaking the silence, “alright, here’s what we’re going to do.” Danny stayed silent waiting for Jason to continue, “I don’t like that belt, we’re getting rid of it, and then, I’m taking you somewhere safe.” 
Danny felt a little confused; it felt like Jason really cared about him even if they just met. The belt only shocked ghosts so he figured his soulmate would have little problems taking the belt off of him so he nodded his head. He was tired and even if he didn’t 100% trust Jason yet, if they were truly soulmates, Jason wouldn’t let anything bad happen to him. 
Jason reached out and gently touched the belt. It gave him a little shock and he tossed it away as soon as it was off Danny, who felt his strength finally returning. He took a few deep calming breaths, it's been quite a while since he was able to just exist without something terrible happening. He had forgotten what it felt like to have full access to his powers and ectoplasm again that the feeling felt amazing no matter what pain he was in. He could finally tap into his powers such as accelerated healing, which was already working on the damage on his chest. He was trapped within that facility for only a few months but the damage was already done. Being forced under the knife for days at a time where they treated him more like a dead body than a person had really done a number on his psyche. 
“Damn, I hated that fucking belt… Thank you” Danny finally said, Jason was silent the whole time just watching his hand where the belt had slightly shocked him. 
Jason took a few moments to process everything that happened and then sighed, “Why’d it shock me? You said it was set to shock you right?”
Danny glanced away and took a moment to think of what exactly to say next, “I’m not 100% sure actually. The belt shouldn’t shock a normal person.”
“The fuck are you then?” Jason’s sudden harsh words shocked Danny and he knew he let something slip, “... I accidentally touched it when I was you. That wasn’t a light shock like I just got.” Jason was still looking at his hands but when he looked up to see how terrified Danny was his face softened a little.
Jason took a shaky breath before speaking again, “You’ve been through enough, I… know I can be… intense, I’m just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.” When Danny stayed silent he continued, “You mentioned ghosts earlier.” Jason paused again waiting for Danny to respond. 
Danny wanted too but he felt himself a little too scared to respond. Jason’s raised tone reminded him too much of how the GIW agents would berate him over everything. 
Jason sighed deeply and leaned back on the sofa, “alright, I won’t pry, but I think I know why it shocked me… I’m just trying to figure out why it shocks you so badly.” 
Danny could tell Jason was just worried about him so even though he didn’t want too he spoke up a little, “I know the reason it shocks me…” Danny said slowly and softly, “and I want to tell you, but I’m honestly a little scared. I haven’t had to tell someone this before and it honestly isn’t a pretty story.” Danny’s words were genuine, he really didn’t know how to even begin to explain to someone. It felt like something he shouldn’t say, not that he didn’t want too but if felt wrong down to his core. 
Jason nodded his head, “I get it, I’ll be honest, my backstory ain’t too pretty itself.” 
Honestly Danny didn’t know how he felt about that, knowing he wasn’t alone in hardships was both alarming and comforting. 
Jason nodded again, “Alright, I get it’s a touchy subject, you can talk about it when you’re ready.” 
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Jason was a little peeved but he got it, he doubted if he could keep his cool when talking about his own death and revival. He was wondering if maybe being thrown into the pits might have something to do with how he got shocked by that damn belt. Danny didn’t seem to want to talk about that and Jason wanted to know but he also didn’t want to pressure him into talking about something he didn’t want to. He was a little pissed at himself for how he scared his soulmate.
Jason was also pissed this was how they met, he wanted to be the one to pull that trigger and even though he thought it was kind of hot that his soulmate finished the job, he was also jealous he didn’t get to pull the trigger himself. Danny said he had a fear of clowns and he was determined to keep him safe.
Jason was a little bit of a romantic and he wished he had a proper meeting like most soulmates got but instead he got whatever the fuck bullshit life Danny had. 
Jason took a deep breath after realizing his thoughts were spiraling out of control. He still had to figure out what exactly was after his soulmate, romance could come after he knew how to keep him safe.
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“Oh but listening to mario noises for an hour would be so annoying!”
have you ever played any mario game in your life.
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bidisastersanji · 2 months
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Zoro and Sanji lost and bickering on an island somewhere, and by some accident (they’ll both blame the other) Zoro cuts Sanji’s shirt horizontally, leaving him in a makeshift mullet crop top.
Preferring to commit to it, Sanji rips off the remaining back to even out his now homemade crop top and starts thinking of ways to get back at Zoro, not realising that he already is because for the rest of the treck back to the ship Zoro has to deal with his slutty little waist being on display (Sanji wears shorts, yes, and right shirts that can accentuate his slim waist, also yes, but never like this. Never a fully exposed lower torso!!)
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fagician · 2 years
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alexander the great? what was he great at, kissing other men?
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darlingod · 7 months
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It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.
Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.
Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.
I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.
#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED#at least it was the right their😭😭#THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO#like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings#if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain#she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her#like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation#HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION#but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves#that they have the same heart#(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk)#but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable#Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk#though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal#he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him#because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him#and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer#queen of nothing#the cruel prince#the wicked king#Jude Duarte#jurdan#cardan greenbriar#tfota#I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov#also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO#confidence is key
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bobbys-not-that-small · 3 months
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This is an appreciation post for Ali Hadji-Heshmati and his bang-on portrayal of George - I didn’t fully appreciate how good it was until I read the books and then rewatched the series. He nails the specifically expressionless delivery of lines that characterises George in the books, and seeing him light up and smile whenever he’s in his element theorising, relaying information or besting Bobby Vernon was a joy to watch. Yeah. Love you Ali.
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montydrawsstuff · 2 months
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Shadow and rouge are remiss to see omega having issues only to be disgusted by his dead format ass hardware… guys he’s from 2003…
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mattodore · 2 months
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you belong to me and i belong to you and so on
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livwritesstuff · 4 months
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In December of 2001, the receptionist at Steve’s counseling practice starts bugging him about sending out a holiday card of his and Eddie’s daughter. Clients and counselors alike send holiday cards to the practice, so by mid-December they’ve got a whole wall of them, and their receptionist wants Moe to be a part of it.
The second Eddie, still as theatrical as ever, hears the idea, he takes it and runs, which is how they end up with a photo of six-month-old Moe, wearing a white onesie and a big red wool hat and a big drool-y smile, being held up in front of their Christmas tree by Eddie so only his arms are visible.
It’s a cute picture – so cute, actually; maybe Steve is biased but with those big brown eyes and that smile? She’d be the cutest kid on that wall of cards by a factor of about a million.
Still, Steve was on the fence about doing a card so overtly Christmas. He and Ed had no interest, patience, or time for immersing their daughters in any particular religion, including the Catholicism that Steve had grown up in and the Judaism that Ed still has an affinity for via his late mother. They had agreed they’d celebrate the holidays that were fun for kids so they’d create memories and traditions and all that shit, and if there was an opening for some explanation for why they were celebrating, they’d take it, but it wasn’t a big deal. 
Maybe Steve was worried about the message they’d be sending if they sent a card out to all their friends and family with their daughter in a Santa-esque hat in front of a decorated Christmas tree.
Steve: I thought you wanted the card to be – what was it? Non…denominational?
Eddie:
Eddie: Well, I mean…yeah, but…
Eddie:
Eddie: Shut up. Her hat matches the ornaments and it’s cute as fuck.
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divinebunnii · 1 month
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it’s valentine ~
// cashapp //
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theramblingrooster · 7 months
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Ezra is meant to be a Navigator! His home planet lies on a Force Nexus that literally opens up portals beyond and between time and space! He gained a strong connection and understanding of the purrgils, creatures with the secrets of hyperspace written into their biology! Ezra’s strongest ability in the Force is his ability to understand and connect with others, and the two animals in rebels he forms the strongest connections with are the loth-wolves and purrgil—and you know what happens when he connects with each of them? His eyes glow, he sees them they see him; Ezra has the universe in his eyes.
Ezra was taught to fly by his adopted mother was taught to use the Force to connect to others by his adopted father. He carries their gifts with him.
Ezra should be a Navigator.
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qkmlh · 2 months
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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment
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mazojo · 11 months
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Anyways XO Kitty love interests summarized
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cineshemp · 6 months
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“see you in about 30 years, future boy!”
— me to my child self, crying because no one would call me marty at school when I dressed up
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yourlittlettoy · 8 months
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Hi friends! Once again here using my Tumblr like a traditional blog where u share thoughts and updates and stuff haha.
Sorry for being gone for a bit, life was BUSY with plans and now I’m finally back home from a little trip visiting a lovely friend of mine (photos for visual-aid of said trip 😉😇). God I love summer and sunshine!! ☀️☺️🌊🚤🍉
So due to being less active, I did build up quite a bit of notification and message debt. Wanted to take a quick moment and say that unfortunately there is no shot I’ll be able to catch up on all of it in terms of responding to everything, even though I usually really like to stay on top of that; especially with tags and reblogs and comments on my posts! However, I did read and see everything that I’ve missed.
So to all of u that interacted while I was gone: the satisfaction from flustering some of you was absolutely enjoyed 😉~ and on the flip side the backfire from your teasy comments has also been suffered hahaha 🙈. Either way you already know I love seeing interactions from you guys and I’m just so THANKFUL TO HAVE HAD SO MANY TO CATCH UP ON 🥰 sorry again I can’t always be reciprocal, but please know that I adore all of you and am enjoying the heck out of being in your presences with or without direct line of conversation!
Anyway, if it wasn’t clear enough by now, I think the world of u community pals and I hope you all have a day as lovely and awesome as you! (Very lovely and awesome, to clarify haha)
Stay precious 😘💕
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