Me: "Ooh I think he might be my fav driver"
My Brain: Bro you should be so fucking scared to sit here and say you have a fav driver cause wtf is the f1 fandom right now. They comin for everybody necks. Lewis fans get shitted on. Max fans get shitted on. Charles fans get shitted on and they just can't catch a break. Lando fans def get shitted on. You've seen seb fans get shitted on and you thought it was an unspoken rule that everybody just likes seb but apparently not. Checo fans absolutely get shitted on. Daniel fans get shitted on and they also just can't catch a break. Pierre fans get shitted on. Yuki fans get shitted on for no apparent reason. There's a 40% chance the George fans get shitted on which is 40% too high. Carlos fans get shitted on. Fernando fans get shitted on. The Esteban and Lance fans are hiding to avoid detection but they get shitted on anyways. Nicholas fans get shitted on. We've seen Alex fans get shitted on too. Valterri fans are getting some shit too. Guanyu fans get shitted on which really doesn't make too much sense but hey it's happening. Nikita fans get shitted on no doubt. Pretty sure only mick fans are safe but there's no way to tell for sure. And God forbid you have more than 1 fav. Those ppl get shitted on the most. There's no way to escape. The moment you announce your fav ppl will switch up on you and your name will be added to millions of hitlists. You will never escape. Even if the driver changes they'll never let you forget who you used to support. You'll be forever shitted on so for fucks sake DON'T YOU DARE HAVE A FAV DRIVER!!!!!
Me: 👁👄👁
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thinking abt this tonight
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I came across a tiktok that told me to look at Mazepin's post about the World Cup. And y'all...it's bad. Like the tiktok said it was bad but nothing could have prepared me lol. I'll let y'all check it out for yourselves.
Sidenote— he is getting SHREDDED in the comments.
2nd Sidenote— does Pierre read the captions on IG posts before he likes them...or? Because liking that post is 😬.
3rd Sidenote— did Nikita really post that while wearing a Balenciaga t-shirt...there are so many levels to the tonedeafness in that post.
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Thinking about this again...
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Nikita Mazepin just lost a court case to try to enter the UK via court injunction to negotiate with F1 teams. As the judge correctly pointed out, it’s not like he’s going to get a meaningful offer unless he gets the sanctions removed at full trial. Also, the judge was right to say there’s such a thing as remote communication Nikita can use to negotiate with any F1 team willing to listen.
The judge did not suggest that F1′s moved on from needing Nikita’s service and thus he is on a doomed exercise regardless of sanction situation. It is likely, nonetheless, to be true.
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Niall: *exhales* How's my breath?
Harry: OHHH, like flowers! How'd you do that?
Lando: I ate two flowers
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Watching Drive to Survive, the funniest moment yet.
“Force India just hired the right people I guess”
*Cuts to Matzepin*
That honestly made me laugh so hard
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I KNOW for a fact Marzipan’s ass ain’t talking
Did he forget that Mick literally outpaced him in every race last year, even with the Russian egghead himself asking for a faster chassis?
God, I wish he would shut the whole fucking fuck up.
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Mazepin: Yeah my goal is to come back to f1 and -
NO!!!
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I do draw a line though.
There is a line at which I think a person can no longer be separated from his job/art.
That line could be described as abuse, or causing direct harm on other people. Sexual or physical abuse. Emotional and psychological abuse.
All unrelated to racing.
Like Senna getting engaged to a 15 year old kid.
Mazepin sexually harassing a woman on camera.
Jos Verstappen being an absolute abusive shit to his family and other people.
There are probably others but I’m not that into drivers’ life, so feel free to add more!
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nikita mazepin is suing the canadian government?
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Listening to the Red Flags podcast and hearing that Nikita Mazepin punched Calum Ilott TWICE? He hit him with the 1-2? And he just let that shit slide?
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Having to swipe left on anyone called Nikita on dating sites, because M*zepin ruined that name.
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