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goryhorroor · 2 years
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horror + middle fingers
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 6 months
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𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔡𝔶'𝔰 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 (յգգյ) 𝔡𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔗𝔞𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔞𝔶
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every movie I've watched in 2023 [27/?]:
FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991) directed by Rachel Talalay
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theslutwhoreslasher · 2 years
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When ya Man lets you take a cute sweet photo of him but at the same time, lets u know how scary he can be...
DON'T LET HIS CUTE LIL FACE FOOL YA!
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F: *CHEEEEESE* but not without showing my "little friend"...
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Just watched Final Nightmare part 6 w @pyr0sadist and AUGHHHH I WANNA SEE MORE OF THAT MAN AS A HUMAN DAMNIT WE NEED A PREQUEEEEELLLL
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artblooger19moon · 2 years
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Freddy Krueger
A Nightmare On Elm Street Series
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duranduratulsa · 1 month
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Now showing on DuranDuranTulsa's Horror Show...Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) on glorious vintage VHS 📼! #movie #movies #horror #anightmareonelmstreet #freddysdead #TheFinalNightmare #freddysdeadthefinalnightmare #ANightmareonElmStreet6 #WesCraven #RIPWesCraven #freddy #freddykrueger #robertenglund #lisazane #ShonGreenblatt #lezliedeane #rickeydeanlogan #BreckinMeyer #YaphetKotto #elinordonahue #RoseanneBarr #TomArnold #alicecooper #johnnydepp #robertshaye #tobesexton #cassandrarachelfriel #chasonschirmer #racheltalalay #brianmay #vintage #vhs #90s #newlinecinema #durandurantulsa #durandurantulsashorrorshow
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askfoxythejokerfox · 1 year
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Goo Goo Dolls I'm Awake Now [Official Music Video]
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Carlos' death in Freddy's Dead is exactly what sensory overload feels like
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madame-mortician · 8 months
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Random Evil Dead Fun Facts!
Because I'm hyperfixated on it :P
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Originally, Ash was supposed to lose an eye in Army of Darkness, but this was scrapped.
Currently Evil Dead (2013) has the most fake blood used in a film, with 50,000 gallons being used. This isn't that suprising considering that during the final 10 minutes of the film, it is raining blood non-stop.
Freddy Krueger's glove is in the workshed in Evil Dead 2. This is a reference to how in A Nightmare on Elm Street, Nancy watched The Evil Dead. Ironically, that was a nod to how Wes Craven's "The Hills have Eyes" poster was in The Evil Dead. That in turn was a nod to how in The Hills have Eyes a torn Jaws poster is seen on the walls. Very confusing easter egg.
Ironically, Ash actually does say the correct words during the Necronomicon scene in Army of Darkness, but it's hard to hear due to Bruce Campbell coughing his way through it, which sounds like something Ash would do honestly.
Speaking of that scene in Army of Darkness, it is actually established that Ash isn't good at remembering phrases, shown by the scene in The Evil Dead, where Ash tries to recite a greek quote but fucks it up.
Evil Dead Rise confirms that the original trilogy takes place in the same universe as the remake and Evil Dead Rise. For one, they confirm there are three volumes of the Necronomicon, being the ones seen in Army of Darkness. The first Necronomicon, Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, was found by Prof. Knowby and read by Ash and his friends. The second book, Naturom Demonto, is the one Mia found in her family cabin and the final one, also named Naturom Demonto, is the one locked in the bank vault in Evil Dead Rise.
Each deadite in Evil Dead Rise has different eyes referencing the older ones. Ellie has unique silver eyes, Bridget and the neighbours have golden yellow eyes (like in the 2013 film) and Danny has pupilless white eyes (like in the original trilogy.)
The character names in Evil Dead (2013) start with letters that spell the word "DEMON" (David, Eric, Mia, Olivia and Natalie.)
Similarly, the building in Evil Dead Rise, the Monde, is an anagram for Demon as well.
A reocurring theme in the Evil Dead films, is a sister getting possessed and tormenting their sibling. This is shown with Cheryl and her brother Ash, Mia and her brother David, Ellie and her sister Beth and Bridget and her siblings Danny and Kassie.
All the characters in Evil Dead Rise are named after actors from the Evil Dead films, which I elaborate on here.
Originally Army of Darkness was named "Medieval Dead."
The original ending of Army of Darkness showed Ash waking up in a post-apocolyptic future, but it was changed to the more optimistic ending. Despite both Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell preferring the original ending, the redone ending was used to continue the story with Ash VS Evil Dead.
The original ending was also supposed to lead into Evil Dead 4, where Ash would've fought deadites in the future with robots and other futuristic tropes, but because the ending was changed this never happened. Ironically, the same thing happened to Ash VS Evil Dead, when Season 3 ended on a cliffhanger so that the next season could be in the post-apocalyptic future, but this too was cancelled.
The German version of Army of Darkness incorporates both endings. It starts with the deleted ending, where Ash incorrectly takes 7 drops instead of 6, but as he sleeps it cuts to black and says Ash began dreaming over the centuries. Then it cuts to the regular ending where Ash is in the supermarket and is hailed as a hero before cutting back to him waking up in the post-apocalyptic future. Ironically this is my favourite ending, but it's not-canon.
Evil Dead (2013) had a bunch of different endings before settling on the, supposedly, canon one. One ending had Mia simply leave and the film ends, another had her go to leave before being jumped by a demon (like in The Evil Dead's ending), another had her collapse on the road and get rescued only to reveal she was still possessed and another had her go to leave but start floating before she exploded. The canon one is likely the theatrical ending where she simply walks away, and since we never see Mia again we have nothing to confirm or deny this.
The Abomination from Evil Dead (2013) is inspired by the poster of The Evil Dead, which depicts a woman being dragged into a grave. The Abomination even does the same pose when it rises.
Speaking of The Evil Dead posters, the promo images for The Evil Dead, showed Bruce Campbell and Bridget Hoffman being attacked by a skeleton prop, and defending themselves with a chainsaw. Despite being in all the promotional images and being on the literal cover, Bridget Hoffman was not in the film, though it's likely she is supposed to be a stand-in for Linda. She also played a cameo role as a sword fighter in Army of Darkness, and the voice of the Lori doll in Ash VS Evil Dead.
In The Evil Dead originally it was written that the characters would be smoking weed whilst listening to the tapes, perhaps as a way to explain why they would willingly play the tape, and as a way to rationalise the characters dumb decisions for the rest of the film. This however, was scrapped when the actors did smoke weed for the shot, but got too high and became uncontrollable.
The opening shot of The Evil Dead was filmed by Sam Raimi who stood on a boat, whilst Bruce Campbell pushed him along.
One of the demon passages in The Evil Dead translates to "Sam and Rob are the hikers on the road" a reference to the fact that the two hitchhikers at the start of the film are literally Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert.
During The Evil Dead, a cameraman slipped and dropped his camera onto Bruce Campbell's face, which caused several of his teeth to fall out.
Apparently during filming for Evil Dead 2, after one of the slapstick scenes Bruce Campbell heard somebody making funny noises above him and thought they were making fun of his performance, only for it to turn out that guy got electrocuted. I say apparently because even though Campbell said this himself, he could've been kidding.
Originally the idea with Evil Dead (2013) was that it would get a sequel, similar to Evil Dead 2 but with Mia, and then Ash's story would get a sequel with Army of Darkness 2, and then a third sequel would be made that would have Mia and Ash's stories merge and have the two characters meet, explaining the random after-credits scene in 2013. For some reason they never made the sequel to Evil Dead (2013) and the sequel to Army of Darkness was scrapped for Ash VS Evil Dead instead. The 2013 sequel was replaced with Evil Dead Rise, and Bruce Campbell has since retired as Ash in live-action.
In Japan, Army of Darkness is called "Captain Supermarket" probably being in reference to how Ash works in retail.
So far Evil Dead Rise is the only Evil Dead film without Ash's yellow delta, though apparently the chainsaw used by Beth is the same exact colour as the delta, being a double-reference.
Speaking of the delta, Ash's car appears in Evil Dead (2013), sitting abandoned in front of the cabin. It is most likely just an easter egg and has no lore implications.
Mia and David are half-siblings with different fathers. Originally it was intended for Mia to be Ash's daughter, but this was changed by Raimi. Ironically Ash did end up getting a daughter in the TV show.
Speaking of, Mia was supposed to appear in Ash VS Evil Dead, but it’s likely she wouldn’t have fit since her movie and experience was way darker than Ash’s, and she wouldn’t fit the tone.
The canonical reason Evil Dead (2013) is so similar to The Evil Dead is because the Necronomicon can cause history to repeat itself and likely lured the 5 friends to the cabin (which could also explain why some of the randoms are even here). This is why the 5 characters play very similar roles to the original film, Eric is Scotty, Natalie is Linda, Olivia is Shelly, and David is Ash whilst Mia is Cheryl. The reason Mia survives instead of David, and becomes more like Ash in the finale is likely that when David saved Mia, which Ash failed to do with Cheryl, the Necronomicon decided David should die and Mia should take Ash's role instead. It's also possible that David took the role of Annie in the finale, with him helping before being killed last second, but this is a bit of a stretch.
Bruce Campbell has two cameos in Evil Dead Rise. First is his voice being heard on the first tape Danny plays, where he plays a priest yelling “It’s called the Book of the Dead for a reason!” The second is simply the biting noises when Ellie bites Gabriel’s eye out, being Bruce Campbell furiously biting an apple.
Lee Cronin (Writer/Director of Evil Dead Rise) stated that Bruce Campbell’s cameo was intended to actually be Ash Williams himself. His reasoning was that Ash has found himself in the wrong time period a lot, and it would make sense for a time-displaced Ash to try and get rid of the Necronomicon in the past, before shit hits the fan.
Chet Kaminski was invited by Ash to go with them to the cabin. He chose not to come because Cheryl was also going and he didn’t want Ash to find out he was dating his sister as he feared it would end their friendship. This ultimately ended up saving his life.
In the Evil Dead films, the only characters to be possessed after they died were Scotty, Eric, David, Danny and the neighbours (Evil Dead Rise).
Shelly is never mentioned ever again after The Evil Dead. Scotty is mentioned once, in Ash VS Evil Dead.
Whilst shooting the recap scenes in Evil Dead 2, originally it was intended to have The Evil Dead be more closely followed, with Scotty, Cheryl and Shelly being there with Ash and not just Linda. Sam Raimi himself was going to play Scotty, but it was scrapped in favour of it being only Linda. It’s this recap that led to many fans and viewers being confused and assuming Evil Dead 2 was a retcon or remake when it was not. They couldn’t simply use footage from The Evil Dead due to licensing issues.
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weaver-z · 2 years
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Ranking famous slashers (based on how likely they are to be cool with trans people)
(Disclaimer: this is a very silly ironic post for pride month).
Chucky (Child's Play)
In what can only be described as an "absolute hum-dinger" of an opening entry, we have Chucky, the only slasher who has (and explicitly supports) a transgender child. Sure. You know what? Good for him.
2. Ash Williams (The Evil Dead franchise)
"Uhh this guy isn't a slasher!" He has a chainsaw for a hand. He's killed 65+ deadites over the course of four movies and a goofy tv show with said grisly chainsaw hand. I will die on the hill that Ash is a good-aligned slasher. Anyway, Ash would also be happy to learn that trans women being more widely-accepted means there are More Women. He wouldn't even have to have being trans explained to him, he'd get it. He's dealt with so much weird shit, someone wanting to transition is nothing. Hail to the king, baby.
3. Herbert West (Re-Animator)
Herbert West looks so much like one of my trans guy friends in real life that I'm just going to decide that he's trans. My guy was synthesizing HRT in his wacky little lab long before he was filling vials with glowing green goo to raise the dead. He's still ranked lower than Ash, though, because he's kind of cringe in general. Sorry, Herbie baby
4. Bubba Sawyer (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Bubba definitely doesn't care about anyone's gender. He's killing them with chainsaws. That being said, the exceptions to this would occur within his own family. If one of Bubba's brothers came out as trans and you decided to be transphobic, Bubba would definitely cut you into even grislier, gorier little pieces than usual, because he's a bro like that.
5. Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Jason is a conceptually hilarious character at this point, and between all of the deaths and resurrections and visits to Hell and more deaths and resurrections, he's probably had time enough to come to terms with trans people. He just wants to kill everyone at Crystal Lake, for god's sakes. Let him be. (Also, he fought a transphobe--I will explain this remark later in this post.)
6. Daniel Robitaille (Candyman)
Daniel's been dead for quite a while, so that might be a minor roadblock to his understanding of trans people. That being said, he seemed to navigate the modern world pretty deftly in the original Candyman. You might have to explain transitioning to him a bit, but he'd get the concept pretty quickly. He might still kill you with his hook, though. Sorry.
7. Carrie White (Carrie)
Carrie is in a complicated place, because yes, she was raised in a very sheltered, evangelical environment, but we must consider that she is a girlboss and a girlbeast. My verdict? After an initial period of "not getting it," Carrie would throw herself whole hog into being a trans ally. If you are trans, Carrie will be there to light transphobic people on fire. This is not an offer, it is a statement of intent. Be ready for her arrival.
8. Michael Myers (Halloween)
I think that Michael forgot what gender is a while back.
9. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs + other movies)
Uuugh... see, I think that Hannibal would absolutely use the right pronouns and name for a trans person, but he'd definitely ask those really annoying "tell me, Will" style questions about your gender over a plate of definitely-not-human liver and fava beans. "Do you feel as though you are step in step with God Himself when you take your estrogen pills, as though your are joining in the act of divine creation?" No, Hannibal, she is just transitioning. Please chill.
11. Billy Lenz (Black Christmas)
Diversity win and loss: Billy Lenz is the world's first trans-inclusive radical misogynist! :/
12. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher (Scream)
Ghostface fans, I am so sorry, but these are two misogynistic teenage boys from the 90's. I do not have high hopes for them.
13. Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
This guy is the transphobe Jason fought. Booooo. Tomatoes. I'm throwing tomatoes!
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slashingdisneypasta · 6 months
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💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
*Robert Englund Character Edition*
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Again- because I can, and because this is my blog and I'm mad with power 😈 Haha XD
Alright so below are 10 villains and its up to you to decide whether you would kiss them or diss them! XD Goodluck! You are welcome to send in answers via reblog, comment section, or my asks!
1. Here-To-Fuck Buck, Eaten Alive. (: Yep, starting with a toughie. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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2. Erik Destler, The Phantom of the Opera 1989. The winner of that last poll! ^^ I get y'all like him, but would you kiss him? And furthermore- would you kiss him with the horrible gross skin mask on? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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3. Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare On Elm Street Franchise. This one could be a really easy yes or a really easy hell no- which is it for you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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4. Stuart Lloyd, The Last Showing. ... now we see how many of you just like the beard, huh 😏... 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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5. The MC, Dance of the Dead (S1 E3 of Masters of Horror). He is sooooooo creepy 😅 This eyebrowless man- Ah, well, some us like that! Do you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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6. Ian Essko, Zombie Strippers. This is assuming he would let you touch him in the first place, of course 😅. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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7. Inkubus, Inkubus. I mean he's a sex demon... so I'm sure he kisses well. Though I'm not sure many of you will need the incentive with him XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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8. Mayor Buckman, 2001 Maniacs. ... at least he's well dressed 😅. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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9. William 'Bill' Gartley, The Mangler. I have not seen this movie yet!! But he seems plenty creepy and we love that here!! I'm very intrigued, though I'm not sure that I would kiss him... how about you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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10. Jim Bickerman, Lake Placid Final Chapter-Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. ... (: That's all I have to say here 😂😅💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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Bonus 11. Dr Andover, Fear Clinic. He is the only man on here who remotely deserves any kisses!! But the choice is yours!! XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?
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frostfiredemon · 6 months
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[Post 2]
Here are the 6 horror drawings of October 2023
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• Hyori Yoo-Mi and Takamura Sakura two original onryos i made (comment if you want me to make a separate post on these two I have a full lore made for made)
• Hasega Ayako aka Nokoribi-onna which is also an original made by me (let me know if you want a separate post on her lore too)
• Combo 1: Teke Teke + Servant Grunt (Amnesia: The Dark Descent)
• Combo 2: Dead Hand (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) + The Teacher (Little Nightmares II)
• A twisted version of a Boohbah using Zing Zing Zingbah as the base
• Combo 3: Saeki Kayako (The Grudge) + Freddy Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 7 months
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𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔡𝔶'𝔰 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 (յգգյ) 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔴 𝔍𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔭𝔥 𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔨
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dalekofchaos · 1 month
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Context for choice 2, 3, 4, 7 and 8. Also I realize I messed up and meant Freddy's Revenge, not Freddy'd Dead
In general, watch this video on all the cancelled
Prequel. So there are two cancelled prequel pitches and my idea for a potential Hannibal type prequel show.
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John Saxon's Elm Street prequel concept
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My little idea for a Hannibal esque prequel. Make it a cat and mouse chase between Donald Thompson and Freddy. We see Donald attempt to catch the Springwood Slasher, all the parents are heartbroken over the dead children and flashes of Freddy’s childhood and how he started. We don’t see Freddy kill the children, we see Freddy talking to and abducting the children and gives the tone that he killed and molested the kids. The last episode of the first season has Thompson capturing Freddy. The second season is his trial. That season ends with Freddy getting off. And the final season is about Thompson and the parents of Springwood hunting and killing Freddy. I would include would be that specific deleted scene that Tina, Rod, Glen and Nancy all had siblings killed by Freddy would be the foundation of it. Maybe even have the jump rope girls be ghosts of his first victims
Peter Jackson's pitch. Peter Jackson's Elm Street 6 was to reduce Freddy to a joke. no longer a threat to be taken seriously, much like how the character was being recognized in the real world at the time. Freddy is now so weak and pathetic that the teens on Elm Street take sleeping pills just to go into the dream world and beat up on him just for fun. Only one teen slips up, giving Freddy the upper hand at the cost of his life. Invigorated by his first kill in ages, Freddy becomes a real threat again, inducing fear and harvesting its energy. Eventually, he gains enough power to hold a police officer hostage in the dream world (and comatose in the real world). This forces one of the lead characters, whose father is a police officer, to enter Freddy's domain, rescue his father, and finally put an end to Freddy.
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash. It's basically the plot of the graphic novel with Ash killing Freddy and Jason being frozen in Crystal Lake. aaand New Line did not want that.
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Beautiful Dream. Okay this was inspired by Leon Thomas video. Okay now deleted video. The basic premise is Nancy is dying and the only way she can be saved is Kristen puts Nancy in a "Beautiful dream" in Leon Thomas video, he proposed New Nightmare was Nancy's Beautiful Dream. However in my version it would be this, inspire by this fanfic.
Nancy Lantz has the perfect life. Her parents are both alive and happily married; she has a budding new career as a child psychologist; she has married her high school sweetheart, Glen; and she is pregnant with their first child, Dylan. Unfortunately for Nancy, a sinister phantasm has begun to plague her dreams, and very soon, it will escape into the waking world, threatening to turn Nancy's beautiful dream into the darkest nightmare. This leads Alice Johnson and her son Jacob, Dr Neil Gordon, Maggie, Doc and Tracey banding together fighting to save Nancy and it would ideally end with Nancy landing the killing blow on Freddy.
Robert Englund's pitch for an Nightmare On Elm Street reboot
"the children of previous victims, or just kids who grew up hearing stories about Freddy Krueger, were each haunted by their own version of Freddy Krueger.”
“Kids who grew up hearing stories about this Freddy Krueger guy and the awful things he did envisioned him in their own way, and that is the version that begins to haunt them. Some people may picture him as stout, another might envision him as tall and thin, another with a different hat, or a different sweater.
“He could have different gloves, or even a glove with small razor blades as referred to in the first movie. It would be neat to see very different interpretations of Freddy Krueger based on the child’s vision of who or what Freddy was to them. After all, each person’s subconscious would picture him in a totally different way.”
“I would have cast different actors to play Freddy for every potential victim,” “Because Freddy is only alive in the imagination of his future victim. They would talk about it at a slumber party or in a locker room at school, or on the bus going home. All we know about this Fred Krueger is he wears a hat, wears a red and green striped sweater and has a clawed hand. That’s the specifics.” “So it could be a red and green cardigan for one Freddy. It could be an old tattered baseball cap for another Freddy. Freddy could be tall, he could be short, he could be overweight, he could be muscular. Every one of the victims could have a different Freddy they imagined. And you could haunt them with that Freddy.” “And then at the end, it would be the ultimate victim and we see Freddy peel [his face] open and maybe it’s yours truly revealed. And it’s the essence of Freddy.”
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mara-xx217 · 2 years
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What r ur headcanons for how big each of the killers PPs are
I'm genuinely surprised it's taken this long for someone to ask this question. Congrats on being the lucky Anon to ask! I might die of embarrassment after this one lads
You know what's under the cut lol
Evan Macmillan/the Trapper
Average length of around 6 inches
Slightly thicker than average girth
"Average joe" of dicks
Thinks he's all that and a bag of chips
Max Thompson Jr./the Hillbilly
About 5 and a half inches in length
Average girth
He has similar disfigurements to the skin along one side just like he does all over his body
Timid and shy... at first
Philip Ojomo/the Wraith
Just over 6 inches in length
On the slimmer side girth wise
Has an odd texture, much like the rest of his body
And is COLD
Too fast for his own good
Herman Carter/the Doctor
Bigger than average at 7 and a half inches
Hella thick
Will shock the piss out of you
He's a giggler
Jeffery Hawk/the Clown
Ugh- Average...
Average...
Please don't make me talk about Clown dick ;_;
Frank Morrison/the Legion
Man's at 5 and a half inches in length
Average girth
Piercings ;)
Danny Johnson/Ghostface
Danny "Big Dick" Johnson is totally average at about 5 inches
On the slimmer side girth wise
Selfish prick (ha)
It's gonna be a cold day in Hell when I give this jerk the word "the" in front of his cringe killer-sona
Demogorgon (Stranger Things)
Uh, does it even have a static size-?
Monster dick
Should be terrifying and painful
For more context: here ;)
Kazan Yamaoka/the Oni
Big man is nearly 8 inches in length
A member of the THICC boy club
Rarely a rage fucker, but definitely loses control easily
Caleb Quinn/the Deathslinger
My gut tells me he's another for the "Average Joe" club
Very average in all aspects
A bad boy that would only break your heart
Pyramid Head/the Executioner (SH 2)
Uh- He's hyper aggressive and toxic masculinity incarnate sooo...
Big
Bigger
Probably DISGUSTING
Good thing he only punishes the Guilty, eh?
Talbot Grimes/the Blight
Mr. Average Man
An Average Peen
But you can crack it like a glowstick
I dare you
Ji-Woon Hak/the Trickster
Thinks he's hot shit
Spoiler: he's average
All around
Selfish lover
Nemesis (RE 3)
Does he even have anything to work with?
If he did, he would have a MASSIVE DONG
MAGNUM CONDOMS FOR HIS MASSIVE PEEN-
Carry me like a football Mr. Bioweapon
Michael Myers/the Shape (Halloween)
He's among the biggest alongside Jason at nearly 9 inches in length
Not as thick as Jason but he's going to hurt without a doubt
Pain and suffering
Jason Voorhees/Killer of Camp Blood (Friday the 13th)
Big boi is at 9 inches in length
And he is THICC
Kinda... cold
Ride this man please he's horny and terrified-
Freddy Kruger/the Nightmare (Nightmare on Elm's Street)
Slightly smaller than average
Ew
Looks bad
Smells even worse
Do not fuck this gremlin
Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM)
On the shorter side at just under 5 inches
What he lacks in length he make up for in girth
You need to tell him what to do so he doesn't hurt you...
Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface (TCM Remake)
A very respectable 7 inches in length
THICC
An uncomfortable fit but he's careful
Bo Sinclair (HoW)
Nearly 6 inches in length
Average girth
In the "Average Joe" club with his brother and Evan
Thinks Vincent is his better but he's not
Vincent Sinclair (HoW)
He's exactly like his twin
"Average Joe"
Thinks he's better than Bo but he's not
Lester Sinclair (HoW)
Just above 5 inches in length
On the slimmer side in girth
He's a sweet bean don't break his heart please
@prettycutebunny, @infinitewhore, @kennbb, @slutwithadegree, @dead-bxxxtch-walking, @space-arsonist, @pink-soft-shadow, @sinlessdesire
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ladyofthewolfsbane · 5 months
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Feelin’ bored, so I decided to rank all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies from least favorite to most favorite. I’m leaving out the remake because I haven’t seen it, but if I had, it would be at the bottom : P My rankings are also based on how much I enjoyed a movie, not the actual quality of it.
Okay, here’s my list with a little explanation for my rankings!
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8. Dream Child: Honestly? I don’t remember much about this movie, but I remember I found it boring and confusing. If you’re gonna be a bad movie, at least be a fun bad movie.
7. Freddy’s Dead: Aaaand speaking of fun bad movies! Yeah, this movie is a trash fire, but it’s at least entertaining to watch. This movie is basically an R-rated live action Loony Tunes cartoon. There are very few good ideas here, but there are crumbs of good ideas, like Freddy as a family man. Carlos’ death is also pretty memorable.
6. Freddy’s Revenge: I feel kinda bad ranking this one so low because it isn’t a bad movie and it has some interesting themes. But it just isn’t for me. Possession stories aren’t really my thing and I didn’t find the plot that compelling. It also didn’t really feel like a NOES film to me
5. Dream Master: This entry in the series has some real fun sequences, a nice neon aesthetic, and some characters I like. But it does that thing I don’t like where a horror movie sequel unceremoniously kills off almost all the characters from a previous movie.
4. New Nightmare: A really unique entry in the series and a unique horror movie in general. This film has a solid plot and well done characters and good acting.
3. Freddy vs. Jason: … Listen. Listen. I know this isn’t a great movie. Most of the characters are bad. There’s unquestionably some problematic stuff because it came out in 2003, a dark time, as we all know. But I always have so much damn fun when I watch it, and this is may be my favorite characterization (and look) for Freddy. 🤷‍♀️
2. Dream Warriors: Aw yeah!! So good. I doubt I can say much that hasn’t been said, but I like this one for the blend of horror and fantasy, and this is probably the perfect balance of serious Freddy and humorous Freddy. I love the ensemble cast too. It feels much more like a continuation of the first movie than Freddy’s Revenge does.
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Watching this for the first time as someone with little exposure to bloody slasher movies probably made me the perfect audience because I didn’t grow up horror at all, and definitely not with the more gruesome stuff that was coming out in the 2000s, so I was still surprised she grossed out by certain things when I watched it for the first time a few years ago. I mean, what can I say? It’s a classic through and through and the premise about someone killing you in your dreams is still very creative. I love it, aside from the studio mandated tacked on ending, and even that I don’t hate.
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