I have just been fired because nobody wants to see vampire killers anymore, or vampires either. Apparently, all they want to see are demented madmen running around in ski-masks, hacking up young virgins.
i think scout and pyro should function under cartoon logic just because it would be funny
pyro pulling a cartoonishly large hammer out of no where and wacking scout over the head with it causing a loud squeak to ring out as scout compresses like an accordion before hobbling off, then approximately 5 seconds later pyro catches a spy and hits him with the same hammer only for spy to turn into a horrific bludgeoning victim. the hammar does in fact still make the squeak noise upon impact tho