ok so idk if i actually am in love it’s too soon to tell but he definitely makes me want to kick my feet and giggle and twirl my hair. and yesss it’s mr. cockblocks friend and that’s actually a red flag to me because idk it’s just scary. like i just don’t like that they’re friends it goes past his weird crush on me 😭 but we’ve been hanging out a lottt this and last week and he’s sooo nice like it’s almost sus but the first time we hung out he was so excited and even gave me a hug and he smells so good i wanna eat him 👹 we also smoked at his place the other day and i wouldn’t have guessed that he smoked cause he just didn’t seem like the type but those be the main ones ANNDDDD we kinda sort of made out? it was in between a kiss and a make out and you know if we hadn’t have stopped i was respectfully gonna give him the double hand crank vacuum seal gawk gawk 3000 + the ushy gushy pussy supreme combo. i fall too quickly 😫

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CRANK VACUUM SEAL GAWK GAWK 3000 + THE USHY GUSHY PUSSY SUPREME COMBO????? OH MY GOD PLEASEEEEE

NO WE LIKE HIM!!!! WE NEED A NAME!!!! WHAT CAN WE CALL HIM IDK WHY BUT HE REMINDS ME OF FRAT!PETER'S ETHAN??!!!

also stop bc he went in for the hug and now im weeping cause he sounds so cute and soft and a lil stoner bf? those be the best ones. pls give me all the updates. who kissed who first? was he a good kisser? did he text you today? when are you hanging out again?

IM SORRY IM SO INVESTED I ACTUALLY HAVE SUCH A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS??

(does he still hang/ talk to cockblock? this is the only orange flag i see here.)