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duskymrel · 2 months
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Part 5 of TWST as my friend group quotebook
austism go crazy. also anything with a '^' was something said or done by yours truly <3
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^Jade: *sneezes*
Azul: Why do you sneeze so politely but also violently
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^Idia: I'm pretty sure the nacho cheese at school will give me cancer
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Cater: The urge to be an independent woman leaving my body the second I see my math score. (I'll need to marry rich).
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Malleus: *makes his Kahoot name 'thing'"*
^Leona: You're literally objectifying yourself. Whatever happened to feminism?
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^Ace: What is Crewels last name????
Jack and Epel:
Jack and Epel: BAHAHGSJDSHSHA 💀
^Ace: I hope you all choke and die on holy water
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^Ruggie, doing Leona's makeup: What's your eye shape?
Leona: Black
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Jamil, to ^Azul: I fee bad for whatever prehistoric fish evolved into whatever you are
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Jade: B- but Azul 😔
Floyd: What do you mean we can't sit on your lap while you take a shit? 💔💔💔
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Sebek: stop showing me ads for SEX WEED 1!1!2!1!!!!!1!1!!!1!21!1!1!1!
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^Epel: Oh my GOD its hotter than Satan's sticky, sweaty, puckering asshole in here.
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^Floyd: If I rip your dick off and above it up your ass, is that masturbation or gay sex?
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Ruggie, to ^Leona: How you got all that in the front but nothing in the back?
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^Ace: But I'm too pretty to die. 💔
Jamil: I think your ego is killing you faster than this run ever could.
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Lilia: Are you and Malleus dating?
^Yuu: Uh... No???? Why?
Lilia: You were nice to him.
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Idia: MF HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S "UNHOLY" QUIT KINKSHAMING HIM YOU SAD FUCK
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Vil: If someone says I have a red flag I'll just say "well, at least I look good in red"
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This was so silly !!!1!1!11!1!1!! (We're all delusional)
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wibble-wobbegong · 1 year
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Does Dustin Know Mike is Gay?
Now I know what you’re gonna say; “But Wibble! This goes against everything we know about Mike’s character! He’s supposed to be hiding, why the fuck would he tell Dustin!?” And I get the skepticism. I do. So, I am gently grabbing your hand and asking you to entertain me for a minute. Let’s consider what we know.
Number One
Thus far, Dustin doesn’t play any significant role in Mike’s arc with his sexuality. In fact, he’s the only party member who doesn’t somehow influence the way Mike interacts with his sexuality! How Will and El play into Mike’s arc with his sexuality is obvious. Lucas is Mike’s leader in understanding the Straight Man act in S3 and he’s representative of what Mike has realized he can’t have in S4 — normalcy. Mike can’t try to be normal like Lucas. Whenever Mike needs an example of what he’s supposed to be, whether to imitate or to be angry at, Lucas is where he turns (even though the S4 conflict itself goes beyond any sort of jealousy). Max is an influence by proxy. She’s another example of what Mike is supposed to want (girls) because that’s who Lucas wants.
Dustin, however, never seems to hold any real significance in Mike’s story with his sexuality. Hell, if we’re being really honest, Dustin hasn’t been much of a player at all in Mike’s story since S1. The one and only time we see Dustin brushing the monstrosity that is that internal conflict, it’s when he’s dragging on Mike and El in S3. You could argue the Phoebe Cates comment as well, but that doesn’t have as much to do with Dustin himself than another example of Mike being disinterested in girls.
This immediately gives Dustin an advantage in this argument. If Dustin doesn’t play a significant role in Mike’s arc with his sexuality, Mike doesn’t have much to fear with coming out to him compared to other characters. It also guarantees that Dustin won’t be heavily encroaching on that part of the story in S5, because it isn’t really relevant to him.
Number Two
Obviously that isn’t enough to say Mike would come out to him, Wibble 🙄. He still wouldn’t want to lose one of his best friends and he doesn’t know whether or not Dustin is okay with gay people!!!
Yes. Sort of. Of course he doesn’t want to lose Dustin, and coming out does risk that. However, may I introduce you to the most openly queer man in Hawkins; one of Dustin’s very good friends; someone Dustin is shown to care about dearly…
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Edward Munson!
Eddie is at least somewhat open about his queerness, considering he wears the black bandana in his pocket to school and his whole ‘embrace the freak’ personality. The bandana is code to call out to people outside of his circle, but I have zero doubts that Eddie is open about being queer when he’s with the Hellfire members. Eddie isn’t ashamed of who he is, and the bandana is an active invitation to other people to join him. The bandana doesn’t serve a narrative purpose, seemingly, but that sign that he’s trying to communicate to other queer people that he’s also queer (and available). He doesn’t hide it. The same way he hunts down fellow freaks, he’s calling out to other queers.
Dustin clearly doesn’t care, considering how close he is with Eddie regardless of his blatant queerness. He’s defensive of him when accusations are thrown around about him being a murderer. Friendly reminder that the satanic panic and hunt for the freak is meant to be a metaphor for the AIDs crisis! There’s a reason they specifically mention sodomy in the magazine Eddie reads out of. Sodomy is literally anal sex. The activity most popularly believed to be the cause and spread of AIDs. It’s a pretty blatant metaphor, and Dustin goes out of his way to prove that Eddie isn’t a murderer like everyone claims, that he’s a good person even though he does play DND. There’s a ton of emphasis put on the fact that DND isn’t this horrible, sickening game that everyone believes it is; being gay isn’t a disease and Eddie isn’t a murderer. Having gay sex doesn’t kill people. Eddie engaging in gay sex (hence the black bandana) doesn’t mean he���s spreading AIDs and killing people. He’s not a murderer.
The point is, Eddie is openly queer and Dustin is not only accepting but goes out of his way to protect Eddie.
There’s some incredibly important timing going here. When do Dustin, Lucas, and Mike actually meet Eddie? The start of the school year.
Now, this is important for Mike because this means an openly queer man is approaching him and inviting him to do the very thing he’d just spent all his time doing since the Byers and El moved on July 4th. Mike hasn’t been together with El since before Starcourt. He’s been mourning the loss of his best friend for months by doing the very things he associates with being gay and in love with Will. He’s taken small steps forward in accepting himself, but having someone like Eddie be proud of himself and his identity was critical in his journey with queerness. Meeting Eddie at this point, where he’s been forced to face the fact that he can’t change the way he feels about boys, about Will, and has been broken up with El for months with no reason to assume they’re gonna get back together creates a golden opportunity for Mike to start exploring himself in a space without having to worry. Eddie is there for him.
At the same time, Eddie becomes the first openly queer person Dustin has ever met. Mike watches Dustin accept Eddie and look up to him just like he does. Dustin has a great relationship with Eddie and, as I already said, doesn’t just accept him but embraces him too. Dustin shows that he doesn’t just tolerate queerness but actively defends it.
Where Lucas doesn’t have a very good relationship with Eddie and is trying very hard to be normal, Dustin develops a great relationship with Eddie and doesn’t show anything less than full support. We can assume that this support we see in S4 doesn’t just occur then, considering the satanic panic is an ongoing issue we see picking up at the end of S3. That’s not to say Lucas is homophobic by any means (his acceptance is actually gonna be incredibly important to Mike’s arc in S5), as his motives are completely unrelated to Eddie’s queerness, but that Mike can’t have complete faith that he won’t lose Lucas more than he already has if he tells him. Telling Dustin, on the other hand, is something he knows isn’t dangerous.
Dustin having the relationship he does with Eddie shows Mike that he’s safe. Mike realizes he has a friend who knows Will who he can talk to without fear of losing him or of him being disgusted. Eddie can guide Mike through his queerness, but he doesn’t know Will. Dustin knows Will.
Number Three
That last thought brings me to point three; Dustin seems to be aware of Mike’s troubles with Will l specifically.
We’ve already established that Dustin is a safe person for Mike to talk to and that he’s the only safe person Mike knows who also knows Will. He’s one of Mike’s best friends. The possibility of Dustin knowing about Mike’s communication problem with Will is confirmed with his line about Mike’s whining, and we know that Mike doesn’t use the phone to talk to El. The choice to have Dustin be the one to give out this information is especially odd, considering Nancy is there and if there were problems with the phone she would know better than Dustin, since her and Jonathan have been staying in touch somehow. She could’ve been the one to point it out, but they have Dustin do it. They make a point out of Dustin having to deal with Mike’s whining.
I implore you to remember the last time we saw Mike whine. Like, literally whining.
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Peak whiny Mike.
Again, we have mlvn put up against and losing to byler through this parallel. The last time Mine was being whiny, it was because he didn’t know he was allowed to call her first (or didn’t want to) and his partner in crime was Lucas, his exemplar of normalcy. Now, we have Mike being whiny because he literally cannot reach Will because the phone is busy. Mike is reaching out completely on his own and now he goes and whines to Dustin about it. It’s meant to be a romantic parallel just like the breakup vs the rain fight where we see how obvious it is that Mike will fight harder to keep Will in his life. I can’t imagine a scenario where Mike would be comfortable complaining so much to Dustin about it if he hasn’t told him. Reminder that, according to Lucas on the Line, Dustin does know Mike keeps in contact with El through letters. Also, Dustin’s not stupid. He knows they can’t risk exposing El to the government via phone call.
But all that goes to show the Dustin might just be aware of Mike’s feelings for Will. He finally has his place in this incredibly important part of Mike’s story without interfering with the other important people involved in this storyline, as he won’t out Mike to anyone. He can be Mike’s taste of normalcy in the sense that he doesn’t have to hide who he is around Dustin. I’m not saying they have these deep, inspirational conversations but that Mike has someone who won’t treat him differently if he wants to whine over Will.
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celticsorcerer1 · 4 months
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“Aisling McKeen vs Her Outdated Ideals”
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(Spoilers for “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off”)
Roxanne “Roxie” Richter happily hummed the Hamster Dance as she skipped through Toronto. She was on her way home from helping her friend and former member of the League of Evil Exes, Todd Ingram work out and get back on track with his vegan lifestyle. He had been making good progress.
As Roxie slid on an ice patch just outside St. Mary’s Parish, the doors opened and Roxie spotted her adorable crush, Aisling McKeen. The Cape Breton native wore a blue parka, black jeans, and Ugg boots. Her eyes were cast upward as her mouth moved.
Roxie smiled warmly. She’d had a crush on Aisling since they bumped into each other completely by chance a few weeks back.
The problem was that Aisling still hadn’t accepted that she liked girls. Something was holding her back.
And it was Roxie’s self-appointed mission to help her over that hurdle. Then go out with Aisling.
Roxie used a smoke bomb to vanish, then reappeared in front of her crush. “Hey, Ash.”
Aisling smiled. “Good morning, Roxie. How are you today?”
“A little hungry, actually. I know this amazing cafe that has really good French Toast. Care to join me?” Roxie requested.
Aisling considered the offer. “You mean… as friends, right?”
“With benefits?” Roxie asked eagerly.
“No benefits,” Aisling gestured toward the Church. “Sacreligious.”
Roxie deflated. “Worth a shot. But, yes, just a friendly brunch. I… recently went through a hell of a battle and could use some normalcy to ground myself.”
Aisling giggled. “How normal can our lives be when you have ninja powers and I’m a Cleric?”
Roxie shrugged. “Nothing tries to kill us today?”
“Fair.” Aisling replied.
At the small cafe, the two young women sat across from each other. “So, why did you leave Cape Breton?” Roxie asked.
Aisling sighed. “Partially because I wanted to travel and see where my talents would be most needed, but mostly because… I wanted to distract myself from my past. See, Cape Breton is small. Everyone knows everyone. They know you. All your business. And when someone caught me staring at a fellow female Cleric with… more than just curiosity, it got back to my father… the Chief Cleric…”
Roxie frowned. “And… how did he take it?”
“I don’t know. I left before he could summon me.” Aisling admitted.
Roxie winced. “Oof… sorry, Ash,” she reached across the table and took Aisling’s hand. “Is that why you’re… trying to deny that part of yourself?”
Aisling pulled her hand away. “It’s not me. It was… Satan’s influence. It had to be. It’s not… natural to be attracted to the same sex.”
Roxie sighed. It was worse than she thought. She looked at Aisling with pity. “Honey… don’t Catholics believe that God makes each of us the way we’re meant to be?”
“Well, yes, but…” Aisling trailed off.
“Look, God made you gay. And He didn’t do it to punish you. He did it for a reason. A good reason,” Roxie reached for Aisling’s hand again. “If people tell you that’s wrong, they’re the problem, not you. It’s okay to like girls, Ash.”
“But… if I’m in a relationship with a girl, I can’t… get married according to Catholic rite… or have children.” Aisling countered.
Roxie laughed. “Whoa, slow down, girl. You’re not dating anyone yet. Don’t worry about that stuff. Live in the now.”
Aisling glared at her. “You’re not even Catholic. How can you know God’s will? His plan for me?”
“Because, religious or not, having trouble with coming out is fairly common. Sure, some have it easier than others, but sometimes, coming out can be a real nightmare. And the possibility of that nightmare becoming reality is what can stop us in our tracks,” Roxie smiled and squeezed Aisling’s hand. “That’s why you need to surround yourself with people who will love you for you.”
Aisling looked away. “But if you’re wrong… and God doesn't want me to like girls… I’ll lose my powers.”
“No, you won’t.” Roxie declared.
“How do you know?” Aisling demanded.
“Because you still have them despite the way you looked at that Cleric. Despite the way you blushed when we first met,” Roxie leaned in close. “You’re gay and I like that about you.” She kissed Aisling. It was a quick kiss, no passion.
But from the moment Roxie’s lips touched hers, an electric spark raced from Aisling’s lips down to her heart. She suddenly felt a surge of power race through her.
Thou hast discovered thy true self, Daughter. Your magics are now +5 Healing, +4 Accuracy, +5 Mana. Use them well for my Glory.
When the kiss parted, Roxie smiled. “So? Did you see sparks too?”
Aisling blinked. “Uh-huh… and I think… I’m a stronger Cleric for it too.”
“Cool,” Roxie sat back, resting a hand on her cheek. “So, what now?”
“Well, we eat French Toast… ooh, with blueberries… then… I dunno, maybe I call my folks and tell them I’m okay,” Aisling smiled warmly. “That I’m loved.”
“Solid plan.” Roxie smiled back.
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feridsluver · 1 year
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⚠️vent ⚠️
Tbh, I am not sure how I feel about certain situations. I am used to become numb to several feelings but at this point I feel like a lot has been erased. It's like there's nothing. I am not sure if I call this an improvement but I am relieved that most feelings that cause a depressive episode don't happen anymore. And I hate that. I hate that because of my emotional instability I can't have a healthy emotional relationship with me and other things I love. I hate the fact that these feelings cause a whole breakdown that have an unpredictable timing and occupation. Once I was so overwhelmed that I was shut down for 3 months. I barely was able to respond to anything, anything triggered my anxiety and I didn't have the situation under control. It went into a standard setting of something. To add on, my dissociation is becoming worse. It was fine at the beginning of the year, and now it happens in every conversation I have. I hate myself. Or at least I think that is what I do. I can't even have that emotional response to that. I hate the fact that I am too quiet in a group of people, the fact that I must give but never get and my entire personality. I wish I was different. I wish that sometimes life wouldn't be life. Life feels so meaningless. It's like a loop. You wake up, do your work, go home and sleep. Why do people care so much for it?That is what I question. Why do people value this circle? I am very relieved that I am not on the streets and go through actual shit. But why is life that exact thing? Why must there even be that consideration of suffering and all of that? I don't understand why people have to fight for their existence to be accepted. Jesus Christ you are human. Who tf cares if you support an expired orange or who tf cares if you support a liberal pedophile? You will die alone and no one is going to remember for "this persons sucks the conservatives off because they have a weird fetish of humiliation" or " I think I'm so cool because I hate a group of people who I generalise on a stereotype because my idiotic self doesn't understand the basic human rights." And the whole gender thing. Don't get me started. "MeN Are BetTer. NO WoMan Are." Kindly stfu. Did you know that nature made a system and it's called hetero sex? Yeah. So basically host of annoying Satan spawn has to get,WITH CONSENT, fucked by the man. Now to say that some men are like omg, consent? Tf you don't need that. Alright. I am not going to need your consent when I am going pop some of your organs out with a certain technique called: "mummification". (Yes the Pharaos actually consented to such things but guess what honey unlike the Pharaos who have been seen as a god hence why they had this treatment when they were dead, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE IT ALIVE.) or also the argument that "not all men". Personally that sounds to me like the same excuse some Germans pulled up with in the 1950's. but "not all nazis". STFU PLEASE. SOME MEN ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE BUT IF YOU PULL UP WITH THAT FUCKING LAME EXCUSE FOR YOU TO USE, IT CLEARLY SAYS TO ME "actually I want to use this argument so I don't get fucked over if I do smth shit." No nice man in the world would pull up with that argument. To come to my point; what does it matter on who tf I am? Pretty damn sure you don't need to know that I am pretty gay for women and a slut for men when you hand me your fucking money at the cashier. Or your ethnical background. I am white myself. But geez some of y'all sound fucking ridiculous when you tell a person that they can't cosplay a character because they are black. Guess what honey, I guess you can't visit the Indian restaurant that you have mistakenly thought was somehow Pakistani, because you are not Indian. So you can't enjoy Indian food anymore. Sounds stupid right? Well same argument . And why are politics so important? We are a species. A stupid species I might say so, but a species. A pathetic one at that. Imma cut that hot take off right here. Thank you for reading this abomination.
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Sonadow Fanfiction Week: 002, Days: 5, 6 & 7
So sorry for the delay, but you have been warned that I was in my exam week.
Anyways, now you've got three Sonadow Fanfictions at once! I'd call that a win.
You've propably heard of this one before, " In Due Time " by Poster16, but I still wanted to add it. It's practically a legend!
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Category: M/M
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
Relationship:
Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog
Characters:
Rouge the Bat
Black Doom (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Eclipse the Darkling
Ensemble
Black Death | Black Arms Leader
Mephiles the Dark
Scourge the Hedgehog
Cream the Rabbit
Vanilla the Rabbit
Black Arms (Sonic the Hedgehog) (Character)
Tumble the Skunk
Original Sonic the Hedgehog Character(s)
Dulcy the Dragon
Blaze the Cat
Princess Elise (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Marine the Raccoon
Gardon (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Longclaw (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Silver the Hedgehog
Maria Robotnik
Gerald Robotnik
Jules Hedgehog
Bernadette Hedgehog
Hamlin Pig
Miles "Tails" Prower
Amadeus Prower
Rosemary Prower
Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Knuckles the Echidna
Locke (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Whisper the Wolf
Additional Tags:
Slavery
Shadow's Full of Surprises
Black Doom is literally Satan
Secrets
Sonic's Full of Surprises
Hope
Trauma
A Couple of these Guys Need Hugs
Loyalties
Dancing
Wellerman
Fairy imagery
Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
Assassination attempts
Master/Slave
Alternate Universe - Slavery
Our Main Couple Believes in Lullabies
Blood and Violence
Sing With Me
Daydreams and Nightmares
Rape Aftermath
Slave Trade
Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
cute nicknames
constant as the stars above
Blaze is a Queen
Black Death is literally Satan
Flower Crowns
Broken Heart
Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Angst and Hurt/Comfort
Mental and Emotional Breakdown
Tír na nÓg
Implied/Referenced Drug Use
Proteger al DuendecilloElise is Queen
Language:.English
Currently 132083 words, 33 chapters so far, on going.
Here we have " By All Means Necessary " by TheBookOfShadows.
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Category: Multi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics)
Relationships: Knuckles the Echidna/Rouge the Bat, Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog
Characters:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Shadow the Hedgehog
Knuckles the Echidna
Rouge the Bat
Silver the Hedgehog
Miles "Tails" Prower
Jet the Hawk
Whisper the Wolf
Infinite (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Mephiles the Dark
Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik
Vanilla the Rabbit
Blaze the Cat
Black Arms (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Maria Robotnik
Iblis (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Black Doom (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Scourge the Hedgehog
Surge the Tenrec
Cosmo the Seedrian
Charmy Bee
Vector the Crocodile
Espio the Chameleon
Doctor Starline (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe
Alternate Universe - Dystopia
Survival
Blood and Torture
Gunshot Wounds
Psychological Trauma
Psychological Torture
Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
Speech Disorders
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
Murder
Attempted Murder
Panic Attacks
Hallucinations
Fluff and Angst
Purring Sonic the Hedgehog
I love the gay hedgehogs
Amy gets a redemption arc
im losing my sanity
Sonic needs a hug
LET THEM BE HAPPY DAMNIT
paranormal activity
Rouge is a sweetheart
kinda implied sex..
Sonic and Shadow are in their 20's
Plot Twists
Fantasy
Transformation
Mentions locations from Sonic media but is not accurately described
Drugs
Tags May Change
Tags Contain Spoilers
Human Trafficking
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Many characters are only briefly in the story
Not Canon Compliant
Not beta read most of the time
Language:.English
Currently 65935 words, 22 chapters so far, on going.
And, for our last stop, " lover " by Cowboylikemaybelle.
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: M/M
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
Relationships: Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna/Rouge the Bat, Amy Rose/Blaze the Cat, Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog
Characters:. Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Blaze the Cat, Knuckles the Echidna, Rouge the Bat
Additional Tags:
Panic Attacks
Touchstarved Sonic
Fluff and Angst
Non-Sexual Intimacy
Humor
Out of Character Shadow the Hedgehog
in the sense that he got therapy and is happy
Out of Character Sonic the Hedgehog
in the sense that I gave him actual issues
sorry buddy
I Wrote This While Listening to Taylor Swift's Music
Character Study
Trans Sonic the Hedgehog
not important to the storyline but its important to me:)
Cuddling & Snuggling
Parallels
Language: English
25565 words, 6 chapters, complete.
Here you go! Hope you enjoy'em.
The first day
The previous day
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augustusfires11 · 11 months
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The boredom of gods and mortals
I need espresso beans—love? Can you pass me that small black jar?”
“You’re going to need to be more specific. I'm looking at 12 and all of them smell cursed.”
“Don’t touch those! I mean the small black jar with the silver—NO gold trim!”
“Mhmm, yes, that narrows it down to about 7. Looks like we’re getting somewhere! Mind if I play a game of eenie-meenie-miney-mo to—“
‘No chance! We’re trying to summon Loki—“
“…who is god mischief and loves all things chaotic!”
“Okay, yes…but…”
“If it fails we can do the thing.”
“You mean the thing with bunny ears and fluffy handcu—“
“YES! That thing.”
“AHH! I’m so excited—“
‘That’s if this fails.”
“Right!! Right! Right! Okay!”
Gods are fickle beings and pretty much do whatever the hell they want. Witches and priests, celebrities and gays at their wits end try to find them. They brew teas, stitch poppets, light shit on fire, fuck themselves in front of a mirror—all so they can feel their presence—but no amount of recipes or divination spells will get them to come. In the end, you have to catch them on a day when they’re bored.
Today? Loki was fucking bored. Today? Two witchy gays want something to talk about after they finished fuxking to the Heathers soundtrack. Today? Their little sanctuary smells like sensuality—dark chocolate mingling with baked goods and a bowl of surprisingly well seasoned vegan fried chicken. Okay, that last one Loki probably could’ve done without, but fuck it! They seemed like a decent way to kill time. And hey, if not? Satan’s eternal booty call still stood.
“Okay, so you’re going with that one, right?”
Blue hair—punk rocker blue, not frost blue, Loki noted. British accent, pale skin, Pink tee…as in, Pink the singer, though, the tee was also pink. She looks smug.
“Yep. Thdt one.”
Short fade, one silver stud in their ear, brown eyes and skin. Also looks smug. They have a well-loved tank top and smell of denial.
“Oh, god of chaos, hear our—“
Alright, no. Loki has decided that he does not, in fact, wish to be prayed to or called “dear” anything. He’s also decided that for now, he’s a dude. He marveles at their faces that honestly look less surprised than he would’ve liked. The blue haired girl seems mildly annoyed if anything. Loki has officially done a cunt block and he finds it very amusing.
“See? I told you!”
“Damnit, you did.”
“Well?”
“Well, what? This was your idea. You just called me here for—“
“Moral support!”
“He’s a Nordic god. I’m sure he knows about—“
‘Shhh. Okay! Wow, um…Loki……”
Loki is hoovering, mid-air, appearing to them in riot gear.
“Yes, I am, in fact, Loki.” She tilts her head to the side, her voice softening, hair and nails that were already painted black grow until they look like very small knives.
“Pleased to make your acquaintance~”
She throws a wink at the person with one stud and finally decides to stop being lazy and learn their name. She scrapes the very surface of their brain and finds the name Kayla. But it’s faded, almost illegiblely so. She moves a little further—not far enough to snoop, mind you. She’s decided that there are some things even she doesn’t desire to know. She finds it there, tucked in the corner, in bold letters. Arden.
Arden just rolls their eyes, good naturedly and looks lovingly at Blake.
“So, why was I called here? if you don’t mind my asking.”
“Well,” Blake says, snapping out of whatever the opposite of post nut clarity is. “My girlfriend and I kind of just wanted to know if you were real…” She looks guilty, but she’s already in this far, so there’s no point stopping. “We were also kind of…sort of…a little bit…bored.”
Loki, now a dude again, gives them both a ‘oh, come the fuck on’ look. Even though he knows a few things these two love birds don’t. First, Arden didn’t agree to help with this because they had nothing better to do or even (mostly) because it would end in sex. A quick glance into Arden’s mind reveals a few things and all of them were pointing to what Loki will loving call, an egg. Secondly, this isn’t the first time they, Arden, have considered summoning them. And it probably won’t be the last. Thirdly, Blake is very much cheating on Arden and Arden is ignoring that instinct. As they talk, Loki decides to do what they—yes they—do best. They tamper with shit. They move the name a little closer to the front of their mind and consider increasing Arden’s suspicion, but instead, turn Blake’s guilt up by 5% for every hour that passes.
After they finish asking thier questions, they seem awkward so Loki blesses their space and all the witchy shit in it. She goes to see Satan.
“Fuck, love! He was incredible! I’m almost not upset that we can’t…you know…”
“We can do side B…if that’s what you want~”
“God, yes!”
And, for today, they are, to the best of their knowledge, a loyal girl with her handsome butch, knotted together under a duvet the color of crow feathers, making something that looks an awful lot like love.
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1 Not sure if I can give that anon my experience as a fellow ND disabled, since they didn't add their Acc. So I hope this is ok. Intersectionality acknowledges that (in the West) a disabled indigenous gay person is in a spot where they'll be attacked from 3 different points, and have to deal with oppression from these traits. But that doesn't mean that a disabled white cishet person suddenly doesn't experience any oppression based on their disability, just because they're also white and cishet.
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still somewhat of an oversimplification - as a white person, you actually will be affected by racist systems in a negative way, the building blocks of abusive legislation that negatively impacts an area of life seemingly unrelated often have connections to some racist policy of the past, you can be mistaken for non-white, or simply have your "whiteness" revoked (see: polish people in the united kingdom) and be victimised by racism, and so forth. but genuinely, that's just an aside I wanted to add, I don't expect the character limit and casual nature of this convo to result in total perfection explaining intersectionality. but to illustrate why this distinction matters "mentally disabled" and "physically disabled" lines randomly get drawn in the sand, and yet allegedly physical disabilities make my thinking foggy and distracted, make it hard consuming food or sleeping, and make my head worse, while an allegedly mental one damaged my organs, accelerated my now irreparable muscle atrophy, and is helping slowly kill me. there's actually no line between these two things. and yet, there are the ways being more "physically disabled" affects your experience, discrimination, etc, generally speaking - a depressed person will ultimately be able to leave the shopping center via the stairs in a dangerous fire, somebody who can't walk won't and will need to actually be carried, because nobody thinks to design lifts safe in disaster situations, if that's even possible. having a neuro issue causing physical symptoms, like epilepsy, gets sidelined in nd conversations because people think of it as just autism or adhd. similarly, racism and disability issues aren't these unique arrows that'll hit you if you meet a certain criteria - like I said, it's not all actually one, it's all an interconnected web of systems, not only rooted in white supremacy, but not disconnected from it either. personally, I take issue with the need to say "as someone who is unaffected by x" because I'm called racial slurs semi-regularly, because people mistake my race irl, and idek for sure my race, majority of my family doesn't talk to me, those that do aren't bio relatives, and my mom did cheat on my abusive father at least a couple times. what I do know is I'm half welsh, and the kinds of oppression the english did to the welsh (took our land, tried to destroy our language, etc) are literally their go-to racist policies, which isn't to say "welsh and black is the same", it's to say that oppressive institutions have patterns that manifest similarly to various groups they attack - welsh, black, gay, trans, disabled, I would submit that all this "the welsh shag sheep", "witches fuck satan", "arabs fuck goats", "gay people fuck kids", "trans people... actually also fuck kids we're out of ideas", they're all the pattern repeating itself, attacking people on the grounds of an alleged dangerous/harmful deviant sex to degrade and dehumanise the people. this stuff isn't "x is hurt on the basis of y and z, but I am only affected by z", it's complicated, but having your bugbear be simply z, and then saying all y is actually z, would also be wrong. overall otherwise 100% agree though, invalidating the pain that white disabled people experience doesn't help anti-racist stuff. which is why I said we need to work on our own issues together apart, apart together, side by side, with intersectional and kind awareness of how this isn't a movie with just one big bad villain.
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the reason qanon is so popular is because there are pedophile billionaires who do get away with pedophila and child trafficking (i.e. hollywood industry, jeffrey epstein), and there are capitalists who are stealing people's wages but they take these kernels of truth and go so far left, they enter crazy land.
it's not satan, it's just evil capitalists and their republican cronies who are fucking doing this shit, regular old humans being gross humans.
The conspiracy isn't that there is a secret sex ring in hollywood of pedophiles. the conspiracy is that all those people are jewish demons sanctioned by satan. That's what you should be calling out, not the facts they use to get people to stay in these types of cults.
this is an example but all cults have a kernel of truth in them because that's how the bad guys get people sucked in. They prey on their reality (poverty) to point at a red herring (jewish people, black people, trans people, gay people, women, whatever) so that when we tell them that they're crazy, they're most likely to seek out community in their cult and thus get further programmed into it.
Like it or not, you have to express as much empathy as possible if you're going to engage with these people with the goal of deconverting them. You're going to have to learn to see where they're struggling and hurting and appeal to that with truth and facts, instead of going on the defensive or insulting them. I'm not saying you have to engage with these people at all, I'm saying if you choose to do so you need to learn what you're actually trying to deconstruct instead of calling the entire thing insanity.
Right because think of it like a scientist right, or a psychologist. How do people believe crazy ass shit like JFK is still alive and helping Trump? It's because it starts at a more basic level, where they start a conspiracy called pizzagate claiming clinton is part of a secret sex trafficking ring above a random pizzeria.
Here's the kicker: bill clinton went to pedophile island, and this was later revealed YEARS after pizzagate. But "clinton is part of a secret sex ring of hollywood elites" is something that people in the qanon cult got RIGHT YEARS before epstein was arrested. To them, it looks like they got only the fucking LOCATION wrong. Do you see why it's dangerous to write this shit off as crazy yet? Because I'm going to explain further.
Pizzagate is a conspiracy that was designed to isolate people from the broader community. The creators of that conspiracy knew that the pizzeria thing was crazy enough (idk if there was an anti-semitic element to the conspiracy, it's been years and i'm going off memory here, but if there was that element is always a great isolation method for radicalization) to not be believed by the broader community, because it was outlandish that a pizza place is a secret demonic sex ring. But there was a lot of truth in that conspiracy embedded in there.
The pedophile sex ring of hollywood is well-documented. Clinton is the clear target, since this theory was started or endorsed by trump supporters back in 2016, and the fact that a billionaire later confirmed that clinton was part of his pedophile island, that would lead a lot of those original believers to feel vindicated in believing the conspiracy theory. That vindication allows them to more easily believe the truly outlandish shit they believe in present day 2023.
Back in 2016, people on the right believed in this pizzagate conspiracy and were told they were crazy for it. The right used Brandon Fraser and other male victims to validate pizzagate as a theory and this led to a further escalation of theories.
This is just one example but i'm sure if you were to really research this shit, you'd find truth seeds in all these wild ass theories that fantastical in nature. Because the best lies ALWAYS comes with enough truth to make you believe them.
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So yeah, I accidentally got a severe injury on my right hand (my drawing hand 🥲)
I'm gonna need surgery, so please pray for it to go smoothly and that I heal quickly.
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I remember seeing someone try to compare refusing to bake a gay wedding cake to refusing any service to someone for being black. But that isn't comparable at all.
The issue is in the purpose of the service done, not the person.
As an example, I do art commissions, I put in my TOS that I don't draw same-sex couples/pride flags, but I still do commissions for anyone regardless of sexuality n identity, I just refuse to create/participate in THINGS I disagree with. And the same goes for other actions and items, like I wouldn't draw N/S/F/W or satanic symbols.
No one should be forced into participating in something they disagree with, nor sued for it.
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the God who put those beautiful sparklies in the sky loves me
and He loves you too
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Tech YouTuber (Quantum TV) who happens to be christian accuses other Tech Reviewers of being gay liberal satanic atheist who is trying to influence us to summon demons and have anal sex, and he also wished death on people for being LGBTQ. Not even the Tech community is safe from religious nuts. via /r/atheism
Tech YouTuber (Quantum TV) who happens to be christian accuses other Tech Reviewers of being gay liberal satanic atheist who is trying to influence us to summon demons and have anal sex, and he also wished death on people for being LGBTQ. Not even the Tech community is safe from religious nuts.
Quantum TV is a tech YouTuber who accuses other youtubers of being satanic atheist gay liberal for the dumbest reasons. One example is the YouTuber 'Stop the FOMO' used the Lucifer tv show to test TV black levels, and Quantum TV accused him of being a Satanic for using the lucifer show. He's known in the tech community as a crazy religious nut. He said satanic atheist need an ass kicking from christians, that the other tech channals are gonna influce us into having anal sex and summoning demons. He even went as far as saying lgbtq people should have been pulse night club victims.
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Also I know not all religious people are like this. I only speak of the ones who are nuts.
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“Medieval” Media on TV checklist
It’s in the UK. They can name it whatever they want, but it’s supposed to be the UK. (And not anywhere specific either-- is it Cornwall, Yorkshire, Aberdeen? None of the above, and also all.) So of course, it was filmed in Hungary, Croatia, and 2 French castles. Also it’s always winter because in medieval-fantasy-old-times-England it was always winter, always cold and gray, and always muddy, because of Christianity. Or something.
Paganism stand-in religion that is free-love-feminism-horned-god-bambi-rainbow-divine-feminine-oh-goddess!-silver-ravenwolf-glitter-farts and gives you magic powers and probably Disney Princess animal-handling skills. Clergy are female except for the only relevant character who is male and also probably Merlin, wear woad and Ren faire face paint, and are free of dogma or structure despite somehow having once governed. Now pushed into the shadows by “new” Christianity stand-in that hunts followers of the “old” religion as heretics.
Grimdark and repressive Christianity stand-in that rules with a patriarchal iron first and has made everyone miserable. Inexplicably Protestantism-based and Evangelical-inspired. Despite claiming to be medieval, no mention of Mary, Saints, feast days, pilgrimage, mystery plays, music, rosaries or medals, icons or relics, or probably even confession-- if you get lucky somebody might mention a Nail of the Cross or have communion. None of the clergy really believe unless they’re zealots, or sympathetic-and-tragically-misguided (and probably self-hating lesbians or something), everyone else is there out of ambition. Unlike the “old” religion, this one has zero divine or magical power and if it appears to have, that will actually come from demons-- who are real, although “new” God isn’t. Exists just to police sex and personal expression, self-flagellate, and guilt trip characters vaguely about “sin” without providing any discussion of what level sin it is or how many Hail Mary’s must be said to expatiate it.
Witch hunting mania which combines Renaissance Inquisition with independent early modern Puritan witch finding-- somehow is both Church-sponsored and widespread. Goes after women who are too sexy and independent, women who can read, anyone who believes in birth control, and the protagonist’s mother. Also followers of “old” religion who are usually secretly the above. Anyone caught will be burned at the stake, because hanging isn’t flashy enough.
Corsets as outerwear. Because bodices and corsets are the same thing. And everyone wore their underwear over their clothes. Victorian tightlacing de rigeur to combat wandering wombs and female mobility. If a female character wears armor, it too, is probably a corset. The enlightened heroine finally abandons hers with a feminine gasp of relief-- and no lingering health issues from years of tightlacing-- and her titties stay up anyway because of the Wonderbra she has on underneath.
Priests look like Martin Luther or the Ku Klux Klan. Nuns-- if they exist-- are only there to get killed, possessed, or dominated by male clergy (and possibly squeeze in an ill-fated lesbian romance before doing any of the former). No one has ever heard of an abbess and if you bring the subject up they’ll burn you at the stake.
If there are any Romans, they are exclusively played by Irish or German actors, with crisp Shakespearean accents. If there’s a German, they’re Dutch or Russian. If the “English” characters are actually English, they must be Southerners doing a basic British accent; if not they’re played by Americans doing no accent at all.
Chrome plate armor was all the rage in 500 AD
Despite witnessing the magic of “the old religion” firsthand, and being born and raised in the “new” one, the protagonist is an atheist, and even if he should meet god in person will steadfastly refuse to believe in Him. Because he’s just too cool and enlightened for that.
The plague is ever present, and has no name, since no one needs to define which plague, because there has only ever been the one. Other than starvation or being killed by the Baddie’s henchmen or the Church, it’s the only way anyone has ever died (except for pregnant women, who all die in childbirth.) Symptoms include fever, coughing, concealer appearing inexplicably on the lips, and then a few dramatic final words.
Nobody brushes their teeth because it’s Olde Tymes (incorrect) and nobody takes baths because it’s Satanic (also incorrect) yet every character with the exception of somebody only credited as “Ancient One-Eyed Old Coot” is clean, has shiny hair, no BO, and mouthfuls of big white teeth. Also perfume was never invented in this world, and the only beverage is water, mostly drunk from the hands at random streams, which are never mucked up or disease-carrying.
All the peasants dress in throw blankets and the remnants of Water World’s costuming department in a color range going from “Black Death” to “Dun”, accessorized with warts and fresh mud. The nobles meanwhile, drowning in money and with trade access to China dress like they were sent to The Wall, with the exception of “sexy slut” character who wears magenta crushed velvet off-the-shoulder gowns, and the only gay guy in the movie, who has slashed sleeves in 1350 and is one gold chain away from a rap career.
During interviews the cast will all say how they “wouldn’t have survived in medieval times” with all the mud and disease and sexual repression and they would have probably been “burned at the stake” for reading or swearing. The women fulfill their contractual obligation to complain about their corsets, yet another reason they would have died in “medieval times”. Somebody mentions the plague.
The harvest will be burned a dozen times, all the livestock will be slaughtered, the populace will end up homeless and starving, (which will of course, only concern the protagonist, who must dutifully share a crust of plain bread with some toothless vagrant) but once The Baddie is slain peace will return to the land and the infrastructure will magically rebuild itself, miraculously re-planting fields and restocking larders. Also it’s Spring now.
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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝑩𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 𝑫𝑹𝒀. 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐌𝐘 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳 𝑯𝑨𝑺 𝑫𝑰𝑬𝑫. — 𝐜𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐱, 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.
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Lil Nas X: Country Music, Christianity & Reclaiming HELL
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I don’t typically bother myself to follow what Lil Nas X is doing from day to day, or even month to month but I do know that his “Old Town Road” hit became one of the biggest selling/streamed records in Country Music Business history (by a Black Country & Queer artist). “Black” is key because for 75+ years Country music has unsuspiciously evolved into a solidly White-identified genre (despite mixed and Indian & Black roots). Regrettably, Country music is also widely known for anti-black, misogynoir, reliably homophobic (Trans isn’t really a conversation yet), Christian and Hard Right sentiments on the political spectrum. Some other day I will venture into more; there is a whole analysis dying to be done on this exclusive practice in the music industry with its implications on ‘access’ to equity and opportunity for both Black/POC’s and Whites artists/songwriters alike. More commentary on this rigid homogeneous field is needed and how it prohibits certain talent(s) for the sake of perpetuating homogeneity (e.g. “social determinants” of diversity & viable artistic careers). I’ll refrain from discussing that fully here, though suffice it to say that for those reasons X’s “Old Town Road” was monumental and vindicating. 
As for Lil Nas X, I’m not particularly a big fan of his music; but I see him, what he’s doing, his impact on music + culture and I celebrate him using these moments to affirm his Black, Queer self, and lifting up others. Believe it or not, even in the 2020′s, being “out” in the music business is still a costly choice. As an artist it remains much easier to just “play straight”. And despite appearances, the business (particularly Country) has been dragged kicking and screaming into developing, promoting and advancing openly-affirming LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 artists in the board room or on-stage. Though things are ‘better’ we have not yet arrived at a place of equity or opportunity for queer artists; for the road of music biz history is littered with stunted careers, bodies and limitations on artists who had no option but to follow conventional ways, fail or never be heard of in the first place. With few exceptions, record labels, radio and press/media have successfully used fear, intimidation, innuendo and coercion to dilute, downplay or erase any hint of queer identity from its performers. This was true even for obvious talents like Little Richard.
(Note: I’m particularly speaking of artists in this regard, not so much the hairstylists, make-up artists, PA’s, etc.)
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Which is why...in regard to Lil Nas X, whether you like, hate or love his music, the young brother is a trailblazer. His very existence protests (at least) decades of inequity, oppression and erasure. X aptly critiques a Neo-Christian Fascist Heteropatriarchy; not just in American society but throughout the Music Business and with Black people. That is no small deal. His unapologetic outness holds a mirror up to Christianity at-large, as an institution, theology and practice. The problem is they just don’t like what they see in that mirror.
In actuality, “Call Me By Your Name”, Lil Nas X’s new video, is a twist on classic mythology and religious memes that are less reprehensible or vulgar than the Biblical narratives most of us grew up on vís-a-vís indoctrinating smiles of Sunday school teachers and family prior to the “age of reason”. Think about the narratives blithely describing Satan’s friendly wager with God regarding Job (42:1-6); the horrific “prophecies” in St. John’s Book of Revelation (i.e. skies will rain fire, angels will spit swords, mankind will be forced to retreat into caves for shelter, and we will be harassed by at least three terrifying dragons and beasts. Angels will sound seven trumpets of warning, and later on, seven plagues will be dumped on the world), or Jesus’s own clarifying words of violent intent in Matthew (re: “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.” 10:34). Whether literal or metaphor, these age old stories pale in comparison to a three minute allegorical rap video. Conservatives: say what you will, I’m pretty confident X doesn’t take himself as seriously as “The true and living God” from the book of Job.
A little known fact as it is, people have debunked the story and evolution of Satan and already offered compelling research showing [he] is more of a literary device than an actual entity or “spirit” (Spoiler: In the Bible, Satan does not take shape as an actual “bad” person until the New Testament). In fact, modern Christianity’s impression of the “Devil” is shaped by conflating Hellenized mythology with a literary tradition rooted in Dante’s Inferno and accompanying spooks and superstitions going back thousands of years. Whether Catholic, Protestant, Mormon, Scientologist, Atheist or Agnostic, we’ve spent a lifetime with these predominant icons and clichés. (Resource: Prof. Bart D. Erhman, “Heaven & Hell”).
So Here’s THE PROBLEM: The current level of fear and outrage is: 
(1) Unjust, imposing and irrational. 
(2) Disproportionate when taken into account a lifetime of harmful Christian propaganda, anti-gay preaching and political advocacy.
(3) Historically inaccurate concerning the existence of “Hell” and who should be scared of going there. 
Think I’m overreacting? 
Examples: 
Institutionalized Homophobia (rhetoric + policy)
Anti-Gay Ministers In Life And Death: Bishop Eddie Long And Rev. Bernice King
Black, gay and Christian, Marylanders struggle with Conflicts
Harlem pastor: 'Obama has released the homo demons on the black man'
Joel Olsteen: Homosexuality is “Not God’s Best”
Bishop Brandon Porter: Gays “Perverted & Lost...The Church of God in Christ Convocation appears like a ‘coming out party’ for members of the gay community.”
Kim Burrell: “That perverted homosexual spirit is a spirit of delusion & confusion and has deceived many men & women, and it has caused a strain on the body of Christ”
Falwell Suggests Gays to Blame for 9-11 Attacks
Pope Francis Blames The Devil For Sexual Abuse By Catholic Church
Pope Francis: Gay People Not Welcome in Clergy
Pope Francis Blames The Devil For Sexual Abuse By Catholic Church
The Pope and Gay People: Nothing’s Changed
The Catholic church silently lobbied against a suicide prevention hotline in the US because it included LGBT resources
Mormon church prohibits Children of LGBT parents to be baptized
Catholic Charity Ends Adoptions Rather Than Place Kid With Same-Sex Couple
I Was a Religious Zealot That Hurt People-Coming Out as Gay: A Former Conversion Therapy Leader Is Apologizing to the LGBTQ Community
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The above short list chronicles a consistent, literal, demonization of LGBTQ people, contempt for their gender presentation, objectification of their bodies/sexuality and a coordinated pollution of media and culture over the last 50+ years by clergy since integration and Civil Rights legislation. Basically terrorism. Popes, Bishops, Pastors, Evangelists, Politicians, Television hosts, US Presidents, Camp Leaders, Teachers, Singers & Entertainers, Coaches, Athletes and Christians of all types all around the world have confused and confounded these issues, suppressed dissent, and confidently lied about LGBT people-including fellow Queer Christians with impunity for generations (i.e. “thou shall not bear false witness against they neighbor” Ex. 23:1-3). Christian majority viewpoints about “laws” and “nature” have run the table in discussions about LGBTQ people in society-so much that we collectively must first consider their religious views in all discussions and the specter of Christian approval -at best or Christian condescension -at worst. That is Christian (and straight) privilege. People are tired of this undue deference to religious opinions. 
That is what is so deliciously bothersome about Lil Nas X being loud, proud and “in your face” about his sexuality. If for just a moment, he not only disrupts the American hetero-patriarchy but specifically the Black hetero-patriarchy, the so-called “Black Church Industrial Complex”, Neo-Christian Fascism and a mostly uneducated (and/or miseducated) public concerning Ancient Near East and European history, superstitions-and (by extension) White Supremacy. To round up: people are losing their minds because the victim decided to speak out against his victimizer. 
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Additionally, on some level I believe people are mad at him being just twenty years old, out and FREE as a self-assured, affirming & affirmed QUEER Black male entertainer with money and fame in the PRIME of his life. We’ve never, or rarely, seen that before in a Black man in the music business and popular culture. But that’s just too bad for them. With my own eyes I’ve watched straight people, friends, Christians, enjoy their sexuality from their elementary youth to adolescence, up and through college and later marriages, often times independently of their spouses (repeatedly). Meanwhile Queer/Gay/SGL/LGBTQ people are expected to put their lives on hold while the ‘blessed’ straight people run around exploring premarital/post-marital/extra-marital sex, love and affection, unbound & un-convicted by their “sin” or God...only to proudly rebrand themselves later in life as a good, moral “wholesome Christian” via the ‘sacred’ institution of marriage with no questions asked. 
Inequality defined.
For Lil Nas X, everything about the society we've created for him in the last 100+ years (re: links above) has explicitly been designed for his life not to be his own. According to these and other Christians (see above), his identity is essentially supposed to be an endless rat fuck of internal confusion, suicide-ideation, depression, long-suffering, faux masculinity, heterosexism, groveling towards heaven, respectability politics, failed prayer and supplication to a heteronormative earthly and celestial hierarchy unbothered in affording LGBT people like him a healthy, sane human development. It’s almost as if the Conservative establishment (Black included) needs Lil Nas X to be like others before him: “private”, mysteriously single, suicidal, suspiciously straight or worse, dead of HIV/AIDS ...anything but driving down the street enjoying his youth as a Black Queer artist and man. So they mad about that?
Well those days are over.  
-Rogiérs is a writer, international recording artist, performer and indie label manager with 25+ years in the music industry. He also directs Black Nonbelievers of DC, a non-profit org affiliated with the AHA supporting Black skeptics, Atheists, Agnostics & Humanists. He holds a B.A. in Music Business & Mgmt and a M.A. in Global Entertainment & Music Business from Berklee College of Music and Berklee Valencia, Spain. www.FibbyMusic.net Twitter/IG: @Rogiers1
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remoony-lupin · 3 years
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sirius black as more phrases me and my friends say on a daily basis:
• i am the definition of sex appeal
• i don't give a fuck lol
• *visible confusion*
• i can't belive i put my good crocs on for this
• i am the spawn of satan
• is it gay in here or is it just me
• the gay energy on this gay is astronomical
• i'm glad your parents didn't use protection
• tea got spilled, facts got spoken, we're all shook now
• [gay judgment]
• WE NEED TO CALM OUR SHIT
• i will find you and crawl into your mouth when you sleep
• i am god. god looks down on you
• damn girl. are you a fire alarm? cus you're really fucking loud and annoying
• i don't know where i'm going but i'm gay
• your dad makes dad jokes. mine makes mistakes
• sorry i told you the fucking truth you stupid bitch
• now that's what i call childhood trauma
• did i ask? did i fucking ask?
• back by unpopular demand : me
• born this gay
• i'm here and i'm queer
• what legends we are
• i can't even think straight
• he strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies
• i am art
• is he the sugar daddy of the town?
• be looking like a snack doe
• paint me like one of your french girls
• [ULTIMATE POWER]
• the dangers of being too cool
• welcome to planet comedy. population: me
• it's a cultist
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tobacconist · 3 years
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hi! i am a homeless elderly disabled muslim queer gay lesbian transgender native black mexican sex worker POC feminist goth anarcho-communist antitrump zionist witch with downs syndrome autism schizophrenia hepatitus-A epilepsy dwarfism CPTSD goitres ADHD cretinism bedsores water retention COPD ingrown toenails impotence priapism sociopathy gum disease cotard syndrome tooth decay stinking abscesses ugliness chris-chan syndrome coronavirus alcoholism fungal toenail infections PCOS diabetes dandruff insomnia heroin addiction brittle bones incontinence acromegaly brain tumours bad breath borderline personality disorder cataracts; who has undergone satanic ritual abuse, single mother with 13 autistic children (7 of whom are deaf and/or blind) wanted in most countries for crimes against humanity, and i need surgery to make my tits and ass ginormous and also to fund my cult, send money to me at:
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sacricore · 3 years
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Small Tiny Sacricore Playlist
Just so I can get across what the sacricore vibes are music-wise
Doesn't have to be by queer artists but a real A+ if it is
genre: nu metal, alt metal, metallic hardcore, hardcore punk, crustpunk (may not be completely right since I struggle to identify music categories... @ metal fans don't kill me for categorizing this shit wrong)
Black Wedding by In This Moment ft. Rob Halford
A nun and a priest singing together about the satanic wedding they're planning. And what's great is, the part of the priest is sung by Rob Halford - the man who introduced the gay leather scene into the unfortunately homophobic metal world.
Maria Brink has also made statements about her sexuality and women, "Love is love. If I feel in love with a women I would proudly stand by her side. All love is sacred." and also has two mothers.
I heard the bells and I just knew
An angel once, now a ghost of you
Deliver me from my own desires
From my ring of fire (the ring of fire)
^^ probably my favorite part, gives me chills
genre: nu metal (?)
I'd also reccomend: Oh Lord, Whore, Adrenalize, and Sex Metal Barbie
Gutter Gods by Cult Leader
Spotify introduced me to this band by suggesting Indoctrinator's Deathbed and I just recently started listening to more of their songs.
This one's short and sweet with an all-to-familiar story. Being a child and taught to chase heaven & purity at a young age and then growing up to realize that the pain, fear, and sense of abandonment you felt as a child didn't make you closer to god at all.
The purest love is the ugliest lie
He doesn't want you, he never did
We don't need him, we never did
genre: crust punk
I'd also recommend: Indoctrinator's Deathbed, Useless Animal, Walking Wasteland
Otherworldly by Ithaca
The lead singer is an arabian woman named Djamila Azzouz who makes a point to fight against gatekeeping and bigotry in the metal community and has made a point to "holding bands with women and trans/non-binary people to the same standard as all-male bands." - source
More interviews about Djamila's fight for equality in the metal community - source source
Desperation has its arms around me
I'm so sorry nothing is as it seems
Desperation has us on our knees
I swore I'd never pray but in times like these
I'm otherworldly
I absolutely LOVE the vocals! So deep & growly, absolutely amazing! The lead singer has talked about each song coming from her own experiences and she doesn't care much how other people portray them. So, although the original meaning may not be about screaming at god - I feel nice knowing the creators don't care if I portray it like that! :D
genres: hardcore, chaotic hardcore
Also reccomend: New Covenant, Gilt, Impulse Crush, and Hold Fast Hope
Kill The Creator by Code Orange
Okay so I love Code Orange, so this is really just me gushing over them.
This song is apparently against bands with the "Fake Rockstar Mentality", though there hasn't been a lot released about the meaning behind the specific lyrics. I for real interpreted this as a song as a critique on christianity & how it influences the government's major choices.
But either way, I vibe with it. Criticizing corporate punk is a vibe.
The death of your bully mentality
The death of your mentor hypocrisy
The death of your political strategy
Thinners of the herd
You have nothing left for this world
It's time to shed your skin
The broken selfish scum within
Now you pay for all you did
Gun to head
Kill the creator
genre: industrial hardcore, hardcore punk
I would also reccomend: I Am King, My World, Real, In Fear
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Was really nervous posting this but atleast it's not Devil Town by CaveTown & 13 Mother Mother songs (I love both bands I'm just goofin' about how these seem to be in every playlist)
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