Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol!?
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The most ridiculous, unbelievable part of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation isn't:
Driving under an 18-wheeler
Digging out an entire tree by the roots
A store clerk showing her lack of pantyline to a customer in full view of the store
250,000 lights on the house
250,000 lights on the house necessitating nuclear auxiliary power for the city
The bullet-speed sled
An elderly woman being able to giftwrap a cat
A turkey looking lovely on the outside but being dried out on the inside
A Christmas bonus paying for a pool
A cigar burning an entire tree in seconds
Everyone being TERRIFIED of a squirrel
A man being able to kidnap someone without knowing their complete address
An entire SWAT team being sent, including a helicopter
Said SWAT team bursting in through all the windows
The kidnappee not pressing charges
No, the most ridiculous, unbelievable part of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is:
A CEO, faced with the reality of what his bottom line has done to actual people, realizes the error of his ways and has a change of heart
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