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1.30.30 - Background Conversations
if you say “actually mews are MYTHICALS” you will be forced to guess how many times i’ve heard that before, and you have to start at a number higher than 5. if you guess wrong, you get launched into space.
besides that though, this was in my legendary brainrot era. this is before my brain hatched and i (correctly) realized that legendaries are literally not more special than other pokemon
Myu: No, no, nothing like that —
Matt: Oh, I know! Bein’ frank, I'm none too sure o’ yer friend's species, but the lad looks a bit to me like a dragon-type, so maybe yer lookin' fer roseli or haban?
Myu: Does he...?
(Atticus and Topaz continue to have dialogue in the background; their dialogue is handwritten.)
Atticus: Heh, I... don't actually know what these things are for. Holding things, maybe?
Topaz: Like hats?
Atticus: Nnnn... well, you got me there, I could hold hats on my horns.
Myu: Uh — um... I was just wondering if you have oran berries.
Matt: Pssh, why didn't ye just say so! That's basic stuff. That'll be 20 bits.
Myu: You mean it...? Costs something for food?
(Atticus continues to speak to Topaz, separate from this conversation.)
Atticus: I don’t think it would be very comfortable though...
Matt: Yer not serious, are ye, Lassie?
Myu: S-sorry... Well, um, could I maybe get a job here...?
Matt: A... legendary... wants a job? Oh — um — well, sure, suppose I could use some extra help 'round here. I do have an errand to run, so ye can start tomorrow at noon, err...
Myu: Myu. And thank you very much!
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yostresswritinggirl · 3 years
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okokok let’s think about this: sleepy albedo waking up with you in the morning and he’s trying to his hair with a hairtie in his mouth but he’s so tired so you do it for him 🥺🥺
i should be doing my actual work but all i have is albedo brainrot now
- dandelion 💭
I haven't written for our prince and the major fic is taking a while so I finally came back to this- its so fluffyyyyy, it feels so long since I felt fluffy, so adorable uwu *sleep deprived mumbling* short and sweet, just like Albed-//shot
Braiding His Hair
That's it, that's the plot.
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Last night wasn't wrapped up earlier than anyone expected, and even with the help of Sucrose, the mess of the chemicals left on the beakers took hours to sanitize before they ultimately decided that the stain will stay there forever. Discarded beakers with black ichor at the bottom and the strong scent of disinfectants was the result of the night's clean up operation.
Albedo crawled into your shared bed five hours ago and now the day starts again, this time with your lover lacking the last two hours needed to actually pull him back to his usual energy.
You watched his side profile as he bit into his hairtie, ungloved hands trying to braid his luscious locks as he fights the drooping of his eyelids. The problem with the Alchemist's locks are its silkiness, easily slipping past his fingers if not held with the right grip. The unfinished braid slips again as it easily straightens up, he produces a guttural growl that your sleepy mind suddenly fully woken up with.
"My beloved," he finally whines as he drops his hands in defeat, voice slightly muffled as the hairtie stays in place. Your hands runs itself through the fallen golden locks (still so smooth and silky despite not taking a bath yet) before you nuzzled your nose against his temple, obscured still by the strands.
It feels heavenly, much more than the warm pillows calling to you, tempting you to skip the day for comfort. Your hands went to work as you took three strands, the simplicity of his braid only requiring basic braid knowledge had made this very easy, and he hums at the feeling of your gentle touch.
When you finished the left side, Albedo's hand reaches up to keep it in place as you gave your attention to his right. Before long, you bundled the ends of the braid behind his back and his hand reaches behind to lend the retrieved tie. You hum as you finish poofing up the tail end.
He looks neat, too neat. Before Albedo can express his gratitude, you were already nuzzling the top of his hair as more locks fall into organized disarray as the braid stands strong.
A smile graces his lips as his signature lock of hair falls into place in the middle of his face. With both of your eyes closed, his hand squeezing yours that rest over his chest, a serenity enough to bring you two drifting back to sleep.
"I love you."
"Irm blomv myu zo."
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pspspspsps here's your fluff
@moaa @dandelion-dreams @witchsungie @zelos-simp @legionqueensav @snackgod @rxsalinee @cala-ran @wind-wheel @albaedhoe @struggljng @heisenwurst
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takuyakistall · 2 years
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hi taku !! do u have any moots who are people u looked up to before u became moots with them? just curious :-)
oh that's an interesting question! there's actually a lot so i don't think i'll be able to mention them all in one post or remember them at once but the few i can name from the top of my head are probably. . .
@tangeryn08 - i want to eat her art like a dessert after a full course meal
@poisonepel - i loev marzi :shinji: root cause of twst brainrot
@schoenheights - i first saw her edits and went wow. .. . dang. . . .. (follow) NANWJWJWJWJSJSJAH
@zariyen - ummm yeah username zariyen too ig 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 (/j ILY)
@mcdonaldsnumberone - i want to put their writing into my mouth and treat it like a chew toy
@lolitsleia - ummmmmm yeha leia idk how it happened actually 🧍
@myuunji - idk if myu even counts but like . ummm honorary mention !!!!! 😍😍☺️☺️☺️👻👻👻👻
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dave-the-timelord · 4 years
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Myu brainrot
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SIR SIR SIR SKDHDHFHDHDJDJHDHDHDHDJ YOU CANT JUST SAY STUFF LIKE THIS
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