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draconicshinx · 3 months
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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily
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winonaparadise · 9 months
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🚨KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS🚨
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BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!
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CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.
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FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.
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cloverjester · 10 months
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Imagine you are a scientist going to investigate a town full of supernatural things and your very first day you turn on the radio and hear the radio host confessing his love for you. What can you do but marry him.
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nulfaga · 6 months
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scans from afi's sing the sorrow CD, 2003
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Late Halloween costumes . . .
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rpfisfine · 1 year
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wormride · 18 days
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never trust a quirked up white boy with an addiction to psychedelics and a middle part
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laidtowait · 2 years
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I love this bit from the new interview with Tamsyn Muir
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Oh nooooo, we have to go out but all your clothes are in the wash and there's no clean laundry? I guess you'll just have to wear one of my sweaty smelly pairs of panties while we walk around in public then :( And then my scent will be all over you by the time we get back :((( and my panties will have your precum on them :((((( oh nooo
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gaytrapinch · 6 months
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LOBTER
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ghorehound · 1 month
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I love not sleeping the whole night
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draconicshinx · 4 months
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I always knew fandom reception to astarion was going to be fucking wild but I was not ready for the way people act about ascended astarion
Like do whatever you want, I don't care, but I'm not sure how you missed the fact that killing 7000 people is the evil option
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winonaparadise · 9 months
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there's a whole network of podcasts I can't listen to anymore because one of the hosts gave me a job interview and saw my mom's dog throw up on the carpet over zoom
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nulfaga · 4 months
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i come to report on a finale from '94 with a meme from '92
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So I was just mindlessly looking through Wikipedia articles and came across this
House of Murat emblem (according to wiki)
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It’s cool looking, of corse there is a horse and a fascist bird. But what the hell is THAT ?!?
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coelacanthz · 5 months
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Obsessed with the fact that the last song on Karlach bg3’s voice actor’s Spotify playlist is Rhinestone Cowboy
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