I’m cackling at the fact on this is EXACTLY how Simon would look at you while puking on a mission cause you’re hungover asfff 🤪✌🏽from the night before

Ghost: *chimes into the comms* this is ghost ready to move onto the target, out.

Y/n: ughhhhh bad day for a hangover, huh?

Ghost: It’ll pass. Let’s just get this done so we can go home, yea-

Y/n: hold on! *runs to a corner and throws up like you’re a victim possessed by a demon* ughhh fack 🤮

Ghost:

Y/n: alright- I’m finished let’s just get this over with

Have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying.....

Bonus

Not enough soft bi han fics. Idc if it's ooc I need more soft bi han fics. Look at this man, you're telling me he wouldn't have the BIGGEST sweet spot for his gf? You're probably right but I'd still like to think he would so fuck off

Wuv

Twu wuv

Is wat bwings us togetha towday

Version without the pinkish overlay

I couldn't decide which I liked better

I love you, Sam Winchester, I loved you when you wanted to become a lawyer, I loved you when you stood up for yourself infront of your father, I loved you when you agreed to help find him just to make your older brother happy, I loved you when you risked everything to save the world, I loved you when you were soulless, I loved you when you thought you lost your kid and did everything in your power to bring him back, I loved you when you got a dog, I loved you when were covered in glitter, i loved you when you lost your shoe, I loved you when you were the devil and I loved you when you were an angel. I love and love and love you and nothing will ever EVER change that

i miss my doors era

*sighs lovingly* phillip graves, my favorite silly white boy

i’m perfectly normal about him (i have lied. i am not normal about him)

I thank the Lord everyday that Sanemi survived the final battle.

If he didn’t then ya’ll would find my bye-bye note that blamed Gotouge.

aoba tsumugi-kun was it?

listen 🧏🏾‍♀️ … give me two bottles of whipped cream , rainbow sprinkles , cherries , rope , extra virgin olive oil , a mirror , a pair of pink handcuffs , a jump rope , a sturdy alaskan king size bed , a blind fold , a paddle , two and a half hours , a strap…and elliott will come out a changed man…believe it 🤷🏾‍♀️‼️

Mo: You shut up. I am so fucking scared right now you shut the fuck up.

opinion on un roted springtrap

ya know william

i very much enjoy him. uhh i dont really simp for human william? its b/c my tastes are very specific i think skdfjgkdsjgd i love william for all the same reasons i love springtrap (minus the monster stuff obvi sjfsjkdf) but just not in the same way

i will say- movie william did make my tummy do little rumblies when i saw him. he is so find.......

my favourite little guy ❤️❤️

why is nobody talking about him broooo 😭😭😭wheres the bill appreciation

If you're a Cordelia anti keep that shit to yourself. It's embarrassing