i have adhd (which makes my short-term memory a BITCH) so when my health insurance card and parking permit arrived last month i put them on my desk so i wouldn't lose them (because my short-term memory is a bitch AND so is object impermanence) and when i was cleaning i found them and thought "hmm i had better put these somewhere safe so they don't get lost" and i guess i did that because now it's 11 pm and i need the health insurance card because i'm going on holiday tomorrow and CAN YOU GUESS. WHAT I CAN'T FUCKING FIND