sorry i only know rigor erectus where does she fall in the family tree

sorry i'll get back to you after i come to terms with all the nicknames we have for postmortem dick acrobatics

Takeshita and Ospreay are going to straight up murder each other and I will be rock fucking hard

I had a Bottom-Mobei-Agenda epiphany!

I don’t have the exact quote to their canon first time on hand because it was only in an interview and not in the text.

But from what I got from Osmosis:

SQH ends up injured/bleeding

Mobei ends up punched across the room

SQH insults Mobei’s sex skills

It happens because Mobei is big and doesn’t know what lube is

You don’t need Mobei to top to get there. As stated before, our boy is tall, heavy, impatient and has possibly never heard of lube, and sex is the leading cause for penile trauma is sex.

It’s absolutely possible that he would just flipped SQH onto his back if the foreplay takes to long. It’s absolutely possible that he would just try to sit on that dick without any preparation. It’s a fact that he has the strength to crush a mans dick.

Another great point about this interpretation is that you for one can give SQH a black eye because he got an ice pillar to the face.

Also Mobei going horny insane over being punched across the room and has his hands slapped away because he keeps trying to fondle SQH. He’s also deeply offended that he’s not ever allowed to kiss it better.

If you insist on blood, Mobei has claws in most peoples heads and there are other penis injuries than penile trauma, like a torn foreskin frenulum.

The possibilities a vast and glorious!

james is a “lets build an igloo!” kinda guy when it snows

carlos is a “lets have a snowball fight!” kinda guy when it snows

kendall is a “lets race to the frozen pond!” kinda guy when it snows

logan is a “lets follow these animal tracks!” kinda guy when it snows

yes mr officer those are just popsicles i swear

[psst no they're not]

@ohnopeepo i blame you for this!!! the top one, anyway, the other is entirely my own fault

these are Vincent and Arden, two of my four PCs! i was gonna add a third one to the popsicle-sucking extravaganza but A) i got lazy (as seen on Arden's legs 😭), and B) i also got impatient lol

kylar and whitney argument turned dick comparison turned frotting session when

The thought of Kenny Omega vs Jay White in the main event of a ppv moves me brother

When I saw your ships chart I saw that you, as expected, really love Jing Yuan. HOWEVER THEN I SAW— ….Bailu x Jing Yuan.

Like. Goddamn. There’s a lot of Yanqing x Jing Yuan but I’ve never seen ANYONE publicly declaring they kinda like or consider Bailu x Jing Yuan a ship. I can’t believe you went out and said it OP, you’re so goddamn brave. I applaud you. I truly do.

on a side note, can you elaborate on that? ;3 for science

Its SOOO amusing that after posting that ive gotten like 4 people in my inbox being like YOU..... (/pos ) lmaooo I'm happy to catch people Happily by surprise with my blatant tastes

I'm glad I'm not the only degenerate on here (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) honestly it's a good ship if you're into the kink. The background JY has with the vidyhadra (forgive my botched spelling i dont rmr it by heart) and specifically the elder vidyhadra gives the ship some nice groundwork honestly. I think it's sweet how he's one of the few who checks up on her and their visits are a positive thing in Bailu's rather constricted life. I can imagine Bailu developing a crush on him because of it and starting to look forward to his visits. There is, of course, the strong age gap, size difference, and power imbalance between them which is very very juicy. While the ship could technically lead into sweet territory and has its tender moments i am definitely projecting a darker side of JY when I'm shipping them. So take that as you will LMAO. Coercion and manipulation is JY's middle name (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

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