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gen-z-culture-is · 7 months

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gen z culture is resisting saying "your mom's house" whenever someone asks where something is

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firstofficerkittycat · 11 months

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everyone begging to see my rec room doodles but when its a corpse covered in piss entitled mom all of a sudden im craaaaaazyyyy

#sorry if this isn't funny but I think it's funny #kevin riley #tarsus iv #probably #this guy is so special too me #mom tw

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selfshippingquotes · 2 years

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F/O, interviewing S/I: What qualifies you for this job?

S/I: I banged your mother.

F/O: Absolutely savage. You're hired.

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bamsara · 1 month

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Finor, the first follower.

#cult of the lamb #cotl oc #finor oc #trod au #the rehabilitation of death #the lamb doesn't remember what their mom looks like but it's finor they think of when they say the word #doodles #tw blood #comic #do yall see the ch/ca f/naf reference lksdhglkshgd

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one-time-i-dreamt · 24 days

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I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about."

I was like "damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

#dream #text #March 30th 2024 #apocalypse tw #end of the world #death tw #mom #family #catastrophe #mother #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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piuchesbagli · 4 months

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My mom is going to pretend for the rest of her life that the way I act has nothing to do with the way she has severely abused me.

#abuse tw #mom tw

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glow-in-the-dark-death · 12 days

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Family Wrath

( Implied SA, not actually SA, POV outsider misunderstandings )

Okay I want all the misunderstandings!

Misunderstandings galore my beloved!

Anyway!

For this intrusive thought that decided to hit me as I was minding my own business-

Danny is the baby that Stephanie gave into adoption when she was young.

Obvi trans Danny,

So after Stephanie realizes just who Danny is she investigates (You can't escape the Bat paranoia training)

But here are the misunderstandings: Ellie and Dante (de-aged)

" Oh my God guys I'm a grandmother! "

But wait there's more!

Danny is how old?! With kids, that are very much not newborns?

" So who's the dad? "

" Oh some fruit-loop named Vlad, he was obsessed with my mom when they went to college together but she wasn't interested at all & now he's obsessed with me. He really wanted the 'perfect' son but I told him to fuck off not that he cared about what I wanted. So yeah, sorry for rambling-are you okay you look a little pale, is the heat bothering you? "

Danny forgets that peoples first thoughts aren't " Oh yea clone! " Or timeline shenanigans

So what these concerned people heard was " Yea this adult man wanted my mom and when he saw that that wasn't an option he targeted me as a child "

Dante & Ellie are just enjoying the show intentionally creating more misunderstandings and havoc, they hope someone will finally go beat Vlad since they're now too small to beat him.

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Dante: " Momma practically died when I was born. "

Ellie: "Yea I almost killed him too! "

They're technically not lying just using what actually happened in a different context

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Alfred after hearing what's going on grabbing his shotgun: " I still have good aim."

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Jason/Stephanie: " A little murder is fine, as a treat "

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Just more and more misunderstandings happening around Danny with him being none the wiser.

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Feel free to add to my nonsense, I love it, it's fun to read what people come up with

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Just an (Intrusive) Idea

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theautisticfroglord · 9 months

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anyways parents who record/post their autistic child having a meltdown are awful people :)

#“but its for awareness!!!!” shut up #there is no excuse #actually autistic #actually autism #meltdown #autistic meltdown #sensory issues #autism #autistic #tw ableism #ableism #autism moms #proship dni #<- this is so those ppl dont interact w this #ik it's unrelated but it's for my safety 🫶

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ryuuna · 1 month

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me googling like a concerned parent: why does my child have violently yellow giant eyes after eating too many dragon hearts pls help elden ring

can’t wait to stress melina out more in the dlc

#elden ring #melina #tarnished #ryuunart #yes it is my mom hun girlie #as my wife put it she is stressing out all her handlers in every universe #tw blood

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happyfoxx-art · 11 months

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Aftermath Impact 11 | TW: depiction of a seizure SHeS THEIR MOM NOW SHES!! THEIR!! MOM!!! T_T

PREV | NEXT | FIRST

#seizure #tw seizure #rotmnt #rotmnt aftermath comic #aftermath rotmnt comic #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise donnie #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #carol oneil #momma oneil #thats their MOM nOW #and those are her four turtle sons #mhm mhm #she loves them #i love them #weEEHHEHH

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nerdpoe · 6 months

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Danny was a stillborn, and Maddie made a deal with a Devil to give her baby a soul so he could live.

But the Devil couldn't really like, make a wholeass new soul for this. He could grab one of the ones he owned, but that'd just be putting an adult in an infants body, and that whole thought kind of weirded the Devil out.

So, he compromised.

He had a piece of the Laughing Magicians soul, and he just kinda.

Shoved that into the baby corpse.

And holy shit it worked, the kid took it.

Which, awesome! He gets the lady's soul and the kids when it's matured!

Except that was fifteen years ago, and now said Devil is desperately trying to get into contact with Constantine to cancel the deal they signed and agreed to.

Cuz that little baby?

Yeah he's the High King of the fucking Infinite Realms; a being that can not only cancel said contract, but do it and declare the Devil who made it guilty of Treason.

So he needs to find the Laughing Magician fucking yesterday, before the kid looks too closely at why his soul is so weird and figures it out.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #when danny does find out that said devil has a contraact on his mom #he pays the dude a visit #tbh he's bein real nice about #literally just dropped in to ask what needs to be done to nullify the contract #but this devil is SHITTING HIMSELF the entire time #oh yeah #baby corpse tw #death of a child #he gets better tho #wait shouldn't all danny phantom posts have “death of a child” in the tags #cuz i mean #if we're getting technical

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yangjeongin · 1 month

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HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2024): bonus sets – ↘ D-2 | FAVORITE LOOKS OF THE YEAR

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #staysource #flashing tw #a9gifs #*gif #*hyunjin #*ccarly #*carly:hyunjin #*series:hjbday24 #230908 hyunjin u will always be famous #i Joked abt putting mom hyunjin in here but then actually did it bc. i'm right #nagoya dome tour hyunjin beloved also. second favorite child

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isthishowyouuseablog · 2 years

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I love my mom very much and she loves me and I think I should make more time to talk to her and take her :)

#mom tw #m

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im-smart-i-swear · 9 months

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the survivior

#my art #brightheart #scocophobia tw #warrior cats #just a quick doodle #nothing too fancy #WHFUCK #.my mom just walked in. shes disturbed #whoops?#she didnt have her glasses on so at first she didnt realise whats happening in the image....... and then it hit her #SORRY MOM #slight gore tw #i dont know how to tag this

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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months

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I was hanging out with my mom (who has been dead for 3 years) and she gave me a sword and said, "Take this - you’ll need it," Zelda-style and then I fought a dragon.

#dream #mom #mother #family #death tw #sword #zelda #dragon #game #gaming

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floofanflurr · 11 days

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TAKE ME BACK!!!