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tdc-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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SkekZok: I can’t believe you assassinated the All-Maudra! SkekVar: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed her cause she was a dick, so technically it’s just murder. SkekZok: SkekZok: That’s not better!!

#skekzok #skekvar #mayrin #skekzok the ritual master #skekvar the general #skeksis #all maudra mayrin #the dark crystal #tdc incorrect quotes #source: incorrect-dnd-classes #mod quotes #tdc | aor #proud all maudra

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months

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Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

#artificer #mod meme #source: twitter #source: phyrexianthot #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

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shittyutmv · 6 months

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-3 to stealth. all of them nightmare by jokublog cross by jakei95 horror by sour apple studios killer by rahafwabas dust by ask-dusttale

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chaoticace2005 · 2 months

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(Here we have three very different types of lurkers: the one who forgets their in the server, the one who reads all the messages but doesn’t say much but when they do it’s bizarre out of pocket shit, and the one who is illegally in the server and spying on their ex.)

(Also, there are three VCs now: the first one which was dominated by the egg boiz talking on it 427 (they basically have a podcast at this point), a second one which got dominated by Huskerdust drunk flirting, and a third which is (supposedly) used for productive shit.)

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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if colors had grubblr

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:33 < hate when yellow gets all the credit fur being a purrimary color when its literally r G b

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uhh.. ii liiterally am a 2ub2tractiive priimary. liike yeah iit 2uck2 that you dont get the recogniitiion you de2erve but you dont have two put down other color2

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At least you're on t)(e color w)(eel 38(

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

1 H4T3 COLORS WHOS3 H3X COD3S ST4RT W1TH "F". 1TS L1T3R4LLY SUCH 4 R3D FL4G

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🔮 therealroyalpurple Follow

youre in her dms im a fundamental part a her personality. wwe are not the same

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🩸 rubyred Follow

if y0u cant be represented by a wavelength 0f light y0ure n0t a real c0l0r

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T)(is is litereely so toxic, wtf! Colors t)(at are perseaved only w)(en t)(e s)(ort and long cones are activated toget)(er are valid!

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TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M THE "ABSENCE OF COLOR" AND THEREFORE NOT A COLOR MYSELF. LIKE, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW I IDENTIFY.

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WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT ORANGE IS THE NEW ME. I LITERALLY HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.

🔥 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE????

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STOP S4Y1NG M3 4ND BLU3 LOOK 4L1K3!!! W3 4R3 L1T3R4LLY D1FF3R3NT COLORS

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Yeah!!!!!!!! I'm so much hotter than that.

🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

FUCK YOU

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#source: @nerdicorntheshipper #I HAAAAAD to figure this one out i had to #i couldnt include the post that clear made :( none of the. none of the trolls have clear blood #'but dave. karkat doesnt have black blood' its the hemoanonymity hes being mysterious #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #feferi peixes #terezi pyrope #eridan ampora #aradia megido #karkat vantas #tavros nitram #vriska serket

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correct-hermitcraft-quotes · 1 month

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Mumbo: What happen when you stop shifting with your thumb? You got violently ill

#hermitcraft #a quote #Mumbo Jumbo #Mumbo Jumbo I cured my thumb shifting (mildly painful) time stamp 4:00 #I need to say #as a thumb shifter that shifts the exact same way as Mumbo #this was extremely painful to watch #almost like watching the murder of someone dearly #Mod Evil Rat

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incorrect-mass-effect-quotes · 6 days

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Shepard: Hey, do these shoes make me look short?

Garrus: No, Shepard.

Garrus: I make you look short.

#mass effect #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #mod says:#idk

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mytholots · 5 months

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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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half-a-life · 2 months

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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Albert Schweitzer

My lovely cat

Antwerp, Belgium 🇧🇪

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tdc-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Gurjin: I have a plan. Kylan: I have the hospital and Naia on speed dial.

#gurjin #kylan #naia #bold gurjin #wise kylan #fierce naia #swamp twins #tdc incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #mod quotes #tdc | aor #tdc | books #the dark crystal

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stevenrogered · 2 months

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Ambika Mod and Leo Woodall as Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew ONE DAY (2024)

#one day #one day netflix #onedayedit #emma morley #dexter mayhew #leo woodall #ambika mod #bts one day #one day spoilers #tvedit #netflixedit #netflix #mystuff #one day tv #i loved this addition #this was in the book but the quote to open the chapter #after emma you know #to have her reading it to dexter #no emma i dont love that thanks lol

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months

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Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.

#cleric #fighter #mod meme #source: twitter #source: david holman #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 14 days

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Body Mods: Angel & Chaggie

Angel: (swiping through Sinstagram) Nothin'. Nothin'. Vees doing sketchy shit. Nothin'. Nothin'. Boring. Tiffani Titfuck being a ho. Boring. Nothin'. Paparazzi Pic of Vagina's nipple piercings.

Charlie: (spit take) What?!

Angel: (pauses on Vaggie's pic) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Charlie: (Tries to steal Angel's phone) She doesn't have her n-n-...nip-ples...

Angel: Oh-hohoho! Then this is a pretty good impersonater, Toots! (shows Charlie the phone)

-Hidden camera picture of Vaggie laying on a table in a piercing and tattoo parlor with two freshly pierced nipples and the caption: "Princess's New Play Toys."-

Charlie: (drooling as she stares at the screen)

Vaggie: (enters the hotel) I'm home, and I picked up those groceries from the store-

Charlie: (zips over to Vaggie, holds her shoulders, and plasters their foreheads together) FORGET THE GROCERIES!!! TITS!!! OUT!!! NOW!!!

Vaggie: (full body blush) W-What? W-Why? I appreciate the initiative, babe. But we're in the middle of the lobby.

Angel: Don't play dumb, Vags! (Holds up the Sinstagram post) We gotcha red tittied!

Vaggie: (glares at the screen) Este pendejo! How the fuck did you get that?!

Charlie: Why didn't you tell me you were going to get them pierced?! I wouldn't have minded! I would have come with for support!

Vaggie: I....uh....wanted them to be a surprise... I didn't get to do it before because I was worried about bleeding and people finding out I was an angel.

Charlie: Awwwww~ Vaggie~

Angel: So, can we see?

Vaggie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SHOW YOU, PENDEJO?!?!?!

#chaggie #angel #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #charlie #vaggie #piercings #body mods #sibling energy

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coldemergency · 7 months

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Harry: A world without Lord Voldemort is quite dull

Voldemort: Sounds like you have experience

Harry: Yeah, in my third life I sped-ran the whole thing and took you out before my thirteenth birthday. You should have seen Dumbledore’s face, absolutely priceless

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #hp #fanfiction #tomarry #tom riddle #voldemort #harrymort #tmrhp #tmr #tom marvolo riddle #tomarrymort #ao3 #MOD #master of death au #master of death

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months

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TG: question. whats the mental effects of a period like? i have a hunch and im gonna b SO fuckin pissed if its right

GG: What's the hunch?

TG: so ok for a while now after starting estrogne ill have these random weeks outta the month where ill get rlly tired moody anxious nd kinda horny for like a week and i straight up thogut it was bipolar 2. i am gnna be SO PISSED if its just my SHITTY LITTLE BRAIN *DECIDING* 2 HAVE A PERIOD FOR A UTERUS I DONT FUCKIN HAVE

TG: THERE IS NO EGG!!! WHY ARE U LIKE THIS

GG: Oh. Yeah, no, that 100% sounds like a period.

TG: FUCK!!!!!

GG: Made you a little something to commemorate.

#source: @cannibalcanid #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde #jane crocker

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starforgedthor · 7 months

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Tek Knight: how long were you fucking Golden Boy's girlfriend?

Andre, who had been in a polycule with Cate and Luke on the dl but can never admit that because he's just been ranked #1 and is sitting next to his father: ....

Andre, out loud: Irrelevant and also fuck you and nobody likes you, you're a shit superhero, and I'm leaving.

#thats how this scene went right?#andre x cate x luke #andrecateluke polycule truther blog #spoilers gen v #gen v #andre gen v #care gen v #luke gen v #golden boy #golden boy gen v #tek knight #gen v amazon #the boys #gen v spoilers #ew its the mod #incorrect quotes #incorrect gen v

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