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kmnoarts · 1 year
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Jazz AU Alcina Dimitrescu because I love her 🥹🫶🏻✨🎤
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loisiru · 1 year
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Miss D piece from September last year :’’
Also, i’ve been posting more of my art on IG. So yea feel free to come by and say hi there tho ;3
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msunshinesims · 1 year
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Low quality image high quality pout.
Btw... She hates me.😅
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franckyfoxart · 3 months
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While the job only involved emptying the vaults, they didn't say she couldn't keep the loot as a form of second hand reward... ------------------------------ As part of my new year resolution i decided that i would try to slow down on making new OCs and commit more of my time making artwork for the ones i already have, give them some love. Starting with the nefarious Miss Destruction during a succesful heist.
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zweilousco · 9 months
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im gonna start tryin to post about my au more since its taking up a LOT of space in my head
anyway her name here is Miss D cause yknow Mr. L variant plus it almost sounds like misdeed
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Everyone always talks about wandering into castle dimitrescu on vacation but no one ever has a plan. I do. I'd perfom perm by bruno mars for her and the girls (listen to the song as you read or before you do)
Alcina: "you will be sliced to ribbons for trespassing in castle dimitrescu."
Me: "could I perform for you before you do?"
Alcina: *intrigued* "hmmm very well I haven't had good entertainment in quite some time. You've best make it good. Or your death will be slow. "
Alcina:*enters opera hall*
Me: Man, look at you, been walking in here
Looking all pretty and angry and mean and good (haha)
Now I know you didn't get your hair done
So you could just sit down and just sit still
Hey, we tryna have a good time tonight, let's go baby!
Alcina :narrows eyes and sits down
*Girls follow suit*
Me: It's my birthday
Band: (No, it's not)
But I still look good though
Band: (Hot comb hot)
I bet you want an autograph
*gestures to girls*
For you and your friends
Gotta do it in the penthouse
That's where I keep my pen
*winks*
Me: What you can't dance, ain't got rhythm?
What you got a man? I don't see you with him
*points to lady vases."
Put your phone down, let's get it
Forget your Instagram and your Twitter
Alcina:" my what?"
Got me like whoa, wait a minute
You need to take a minute
Loosen them shoulders up
Pour it up, let's work
*points to wine glass*
Me: Throw some perm on your attitude
Girl, you gotta relax (ooh)
*Alcina stands releasing claws*
*running to opposite side of stage *
Let me show you what you got to do
You gotta lay it back
Matter of fact, band, show her how to lay it back!
*curtain rises to a live band.
*Alcina looks completely dumbfounded and just sits back down. *
Show her how to lay it back
Show her how to lay it back
Ow, show her how to lay it back
Alright!
Me: come on baby, I love you
Band:(No you don't)
the girls: no you dont
*Me cheesin* You never know, I might though
Can't say I won't, ah
*Lady d smiles *
There's that smile I'm looking for
Was that so hard?
If you ever need to smile again girl, take my card
*Hands card over*
Reads "property of Lady Dimitrescu"
*Me dancing down the stage* Razzle-dazzle, never gon' stop
What you want is what I got
You wanna get down? You gotta get up
Don't be stingy with your big ol' butt
You got a booty like whoa, wait a minute!
*the girls burst into laughter*
I'm just playing with you
Loosen them shoulders up
Pour it up, let's work
Me: Throw some perm on your attitude
Girl, you gotta relax *girls singing along* "yes mother you have to relax"(ooh)
Let me show you what you got to do
You gotta lay it back
Matter of fact, band, show her how to lay it back!
Show her how to lay it back
Show her how to lay it back
Ow, show her how to lay it back
Alright!
*the daughters come on stage too.*
Alcina: "girls please!"
Me: Hey, now you got it baby
You tryna have some fun tonight
You just gotta follow these simple instructions, you ready?
*Girls in unison* "we're ready."
You need to activate your sexy
The girls: (activate your sexy)
Silky, smooth and snap
the girls:(silky, smooth and snap)
Now lean with it
The girls :(lean),
throw a lil' sheen in it
The girls:(sheen)
Me: Then pat, pat, pat 'til it's flat
One more time, You need to activate your sexy
The girls: (activate your sexy)
Silky, smooth and snap
the girls:(silky, smooth and snap)
Now lean with it
The girls :(lean),
throw a lil' sheen in it
The girls:(sheen)
Me: Then pat, pat, pat 'til it's flat
Me: I'll sing it again
Throw some perm on your attitude
Girl, you gotta relax
The girls:(Ooh)
Me:
Ooh, let me show you what you got to do
You gotta lay it back
Matter of fact, band, show her how to lay it back!
Show her how to lay it back
Show her how to lay it back, now
Ow, show her how to lay it back right now
Alright!
*bows out of breath.*
Bela: "oh mother please let's keep her!"
Cassandra: "yes mother please that was so fun."
Lady Dimitrescu:"how on earth did you manage to sneak an entire band into my castle!"
Me: "well I may or may not have gotten the Duke to bring me some instruments I purchased and I may or may not have asked around your staff to see who could read music. "
Lady dimitrescu: "H-how."
Me: "read the card."
Lady dimitrescu:"I did it says property of Lady Dimitrescu."
Me: *wags brows* "do with me what you will."
Alcina looks at the girls pleading to keep me because I'm entertaining ... then sighs " Fine but the next performance we do jazz."
Anon I wondered where you were!
I love this idea, I'd love to see Alcina singing again. I think this would encourage her to do it especially with the girls joining in!
I'm sure she misses singing with her jazz band and it would be great to see her sing again 🥺 I saw some incredible art about her missing her band and wanting to sing then maiden catches her singing along it's so cute ❤️🎤 🎙
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ybrochkovich · 2 years
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Here I am sketching on my small IPhone screen. Again.
There’s nothing particularly interesting in this post, I’ve just decided how I’ll call my second OC. Miss D (or by her number (I’ll explain what it means… later)). Here she goes. My lovely creature ❤️
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moxie-girl · 1 month
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im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear
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themetalhiro · 5 months
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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.
and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.
...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.
see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.
while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.
especially if the president of the united states is on board.
yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.
and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."
but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.
...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.
not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.
yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.
but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire
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miss d and her manthing returns
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isjasz · 3 months
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Remember, there is always a great big beautiful tomorrow.
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didiflowers · 9 months
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BROTHERS!!!!🔥🎩👒
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crybaby-bkg · 3 months
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I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.
“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.
“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.
you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.
you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.
he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.
“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.
“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.
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bob-mirum · 11 months
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WELP, many have been waiting for the third part of the cursed pictures, so why not? Enjoy :D First part Second part My pinterest board with original pictures
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raepliica · 9 months
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Heartbeat
[image description: A grayscale Trigun comic featuring Vash and Wolfwood.
Against a black background, child Vash floats in Ship 5, curled up and with his thumb pressed to his mouth. Heartbeat noises sound around him, and he looks at peace. The background shifts to white and shows adult Vash, sitting shirtless with his knees pulled up to his chest. The heartbeat sound continues only to be interrupted by knocking. Wolfwood, from outside the bathroom, asks, "Hey blondie! You fell asleep in there?"
The scene expands to reveal Vash sitting curled up in the bathtub, shower spraying on the back of his head. His clothes are left aimlessly on the bathroom counter and floor. From outside the bathroom, Wolfwood, shrugging of his jacket, continues, "… The sand steamer leaves at dawn tomorrow so don't take all night. I'm not waking you up gently if you're late." Vash's eyes continue to look downward, glazed and unfocused. Step sound effects and a yawn sound from outside the bathroom before Wolfwood says, "'m going to bed…". In the tub, Vash sits curled up against a dark background, before eventually lifting his head and unfurling himself as the background grows lighter.
He twists around to turn off the shower and then looks at the floor, going, "Ah." He sits, thinking, before calling out "Wolfwood?". A sleepy Wolfwood replies, "…yeah?" from offscreen. "I forgot my towel!" Vash exclaims. "Ugh, look under your change of clothes… Knew you'd forget so I left it there…" a grouchy Wolfwood replies. "Gee, thanks!" Vash replies, a cartoony doodle of him saying "so reliable!".
Vash, shirtless but with sleep pants on, opens the door, towel draped over his head, to see Wolfwood, reclining on the bed. Wolfwood's smoking and holding his rosary, lit by the light from the bathroom. Vash climbs into bed next to him, towel still around his shoulders, and rests his head on Wolfwood's chest. His eyes close and then open to see Wolfwood watching him. Vash exclaims, "Oh! It's speeding up!, and Wolfwood bonks him on the head before saying, "Get on here since ya wanna be so up close 'n personal!". The two tussle briefly and Vash laughs before Wolfwood tucks the blanket around them. Wolfwood continues to smoke as Vash curls up against his chest and listens to his heartbeat, the background turning black once again as he smiles, content. /end id]
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