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petrichorium · 9 months
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it’s hardly subtle.
satoru doesn’t ease you into it; he isn’t coy. he all but storms into your chambers, after dark but before you’ve snuffed the candles keeping the room light enough for your reading.
he doesn’t bother to tell you why, but you know—instinctively, because you know him and you know his advisors and you’re well used to his moods when they’ve been particularly nagging about his duties as king—what’s set him off. the indication that it’s worse than typical is that he keeps that odd eye jewelry perched upon his nose, chain gleaming yellow in the light of the flames as he stalks over to your lounging form upon the bed.
his arm finds your legs over the nightclothes you wear, wraps around them firmly to move them just enough for him to perch on the edge of your mattress. they don’t leave, even as you set aside your book—you expect him to lay his head on it, anticipating the typical song and dance of his pouting and whining as you push him away only to relent and let him hold you as you both drift off into slumber.
instead he hovers. even sitting he looms over you, hand tightening on your thigh and thumb rubbing soft, meaningless patterns through the fabric of your dressing gown that soothe the nerves set on edge by your inability to see the look in his eyes.
a beat passes. you wonder if he’s calmed.
but when he speaks it’s terse, low, with the kind of simmering rage he keeps close to his chest for only those pitiable few he despises utterly, and he dips his head to look over the frames of those onyx lenses and regard you with irises dark with something terrible.
“i will not give you a child.”
the statement bowls you over. your breath hitches, if only because of the way he stares—deadly serious, royal blue eyes glowing in the candlelight.
“wh—what?”
“i will not allow you to bear my children. i might be amenable to a ward, if you so desire. but i will not seed you,” his grip tightens on your thigh, “and it should go without saying that once we marry neither will any other.”
you haven’t a clue how to respond to such a thing.
he speaks as if it’s a confession; as if he’s betrayed you somehow. he holds you like you’ll disappear, or flee—and perhaps, had he told you this months ago when you’d been flighty and diffident with his affections, your rigidity might have led you to. but it is now, and you haven’t fled yet, and your beloved is nothing if not unconventional and shameless in his eccentricity.
you ponder on that too long.
“say something,” he demands, sounding almost small.
“why?” spills from your lips without thought; not petulant, or angry, but confused. not just by him—by you. you ought to be devastated, no? you ought to be angry. you assuredly are not.
“my bloodline is a scourge,” he tells you readily. “i will do everything within my power to wipe it out. therefore, i cannot have an heir. not even one.”
not even one. not a single child. the thought washes over you like the temperate water of the lake on your grounds back home, the very one you’d once played in regularly as a child. the very one your mother had once mentioned taking your own children to, someday; children who you never fantasized about, children who never had faces or names, children for whom you never set aside letters or dresses or trinkets.
not even in those teenage years spent with your current betrothed, the only man you’d ever thought of kissing and caressing you, had you once envisioned a life with children. they’d only appeared once you’d been brutally introduced to reality, and had to accept the promise of a life with a rich man who doesn’t love you.
a life which your king has gallantly shattered, and replaced with something far brighter.
“i will bear the burden of prevention,” he tells you soothingly, as if your silence has been about the effort of this request. “you needn’t worry that pretty mind over it. over any of this, my queen—“
“i am not yet your queen,” you interrupt, instinct bidding you to speak where your mind remains miles away.
“my bride,” he amends, ”look at me.”
you do.
“i want you,” he says, as if it’s some known truth of the universe, written in the stars. “i want you fervently, ardently. i won’t have another. but i will not give you my children. if you cannot take that slight, then so be it.”
the emotion that has been welling within you since the first words he'd spoken has become so intense it’s impossible to listen properly. you cannot name it without ruminating; you lay beneath him, eyes widening, not quite seeing—or hearing the words he continues to say—as you let it all sink in.
but when his hands fly to cradle your face, you’re snapped from the daze, attention suddenly brought back to the man before you.
“oh, oh, precious girl, don’t cry.” cry? his thumbs wipe away tears from your cheeks. you hadn’t even realized they’d been falling. “don’t cry”—he almost laughs, yet his voice breaks—“you’ll break my heart.“
“no,” you gasp, “no, my king, i’m hardly sad, i’m… relieved.”
that’s it. you’re relieved. he’s removed a heavy weight from your chest and you hadn’t even known of it. you will not have to bear him children. the assurance floods through your veins like liquid joy. not ten, not five, nor two nor even one; none whatsoever.
“relieved?” he repeats, blinking in surprise.
you’d never even considered the possibility. from the moment you’d known of your place in this world you’d resigned yourself to the role of childbearing. only now do you realize how much you had been dreading such a thing. only now do you understand the fear, and the relief.
“i… don’t believe i want children either.” the statement feels so final it ought to be terrifying, but it settles into your bones with a tangible rightness.
your betrothed regards you in shock. his hands fall from your face—and then they latch to your body, one on your thigh again and the other behind your neck, pulling you up and flush against him as he kisses you harshly.
“you’re so perfect,” he breathes into your mouth, unreactive yet pliant against him. “made for me, just for me, i swear—“
you kiss back, making his rambling cut off in a strangled growl as he only tugs you in closer and deepens the embrace. he’s still speaking, but it’s unintelligible; praise, certainly, muffled compliments and manic devotion. he’s relieved too, you realize. foolish to think him confident in this declaration. foolish, you’re coming to understand, to think him sane in any circumstance which might take you from him.
(if you are made for him then he is made for you, surely. this relief would be impossible for any other to give you.)
he pulls away when he realizes you’re still crying. you catch your breath, blink back the tears, let him fuss over you until your voice is solid enough to speak.
despite the relief, there is lingering hesitance; lingering fear. “you say you will bear the burden of prevention, but what of the burden of blame? they will talk, as the months go by. they will call me barren, unfit to be by your side; they will demand you take on a mistress—“
“i won’t,” your betrothed snarls, grip on your thigh almost painful with how fiercely his fingers tighten, “i would never, and i’ll cut down all those who speak ill of you.”
your laughter is disbelieving, wet with the traces of saltwater. “hardly a sound plan to run a court, my king. unless its intent is for running it to the ground.”
“for you, my heart? anything. i would raze this kingdom if it spoke your name without awe.”
that shouldn’t be comforting. it ought to be terrifying. instead you reach up to hold his cheek, and his eyes flutter closed at the contact.
“kiss me again,” you command.
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you are, undoubtedly, not the only person whose blood boils at the mention of alhaitham, but you think you might be the person who gets under his skin the most.
he bickers with many of his fellow scholars, certainly, yet you can’t say anyone else makes him so angry he can’t even speak the common tongue. every time you storm off after an argument you leave him muttering angrily in some unknown language.
still, he enjoys provoking you, especially on occasions where you’ve become so lost in your work that you haven’t seen him in days. this time you’ve fallen down a rabbit hole researching an ancient language, one renowned for its prose and eloquence and, most interestingly to you, romantic confessions of love. it’s been nearly a week since you’ve encountered anyone but the librarians; the subject is fascinating.
you return to the library one morning, however, to find that he’s taken the very book you’d put on hold—using his position to undermine your claim—and though the bait is obvious, you still rise to it. the spat which ensues is predictable, fast-rising and heated within the span of a few words. it ends in the pair of you nose-to-nose with him holding the book up out of your reach and your finger prodding angrily at his chest. when you turn and storm off, he sinks back down into the chair you’d found him in.
this time, however, when he begins to curse you under his breath, you understand it.
and it makes you freeze.
you hadn’t realized until this moment but the very language you’d been researching is what he spits at you after every dispute. and now that you have researched, you realize that what he has been muttering under his breath for many months now is a bewildering kind of confession.
“you drive me insane,” he growls, only just loud enough for you to make out the words. there’s a temptation to dismiss it, vague as the accusation could be, yet the next statement is far less ambiguous as he mutters it beneath his breath. “i can barely think around you, you vexing, brilliant thing, yet when you’re gone i can’t stand it.”
it freezes you in your path. you straighten and whirl about, eyes wide, mind a blur of surprise and warmth blossoming in your chest. warmth, which only increases when you catch another grumbled sentence, spat out like the insults you thought he’d been calling you, accompanied by an icy glare down at the very book he’d stolen.
“one day,” he snarls, entirely oblivious to how you’ve caught on, “i’ll shut you up by kissing you.”
“do it, then,” you’re saying before you can stop yourself, the words rushing out more confident than you truly feel.
he startles, head snapping up to meet your gaze, eyes just slightly wide enough to betray what he’s feeling. “what?”
if you didn’t know him so well you might mistake the near-invisible expression on his face for one of anger, but it’s shock. fear, even, if the man before you is even capable of being afraid. he watches, frozen where he sits with book in hand, as you stalk back towards him until you’re even closer than before, up against his chair; until you push even further with a knee upon it, sinking the plush of the cushion between his thighs.
leaning down is the obvious next step, bracing yourself on the arms of his chair, each hand a hairsbreadth away from brushing his forearms. looming over him like this is an odd kind of invigorating—he’s so tall and broad that this position is perhaps the only one that would allow it. and he stares up at you, somehow seeming even more frozen in place, that nearly imperceptible emotion on his face sliding smoothly into something you might be so bold as to call enrapture.
“kiss me. shut me up.” you cock your head and watch those striking eyes drop to your lips just as you add a final word, goading: “coward.”
a bulky arm slings itself around your waist, tugging you down roughly onto his lap and knocking that damned book from its perch. his lips are on yours before it can hit the ground.
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raspberriesntea · 6 months
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I’m literally eating 1500 or less a day how am I still gaining weight I want to kll myself
And yes, my thyroids been checked
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bonnieventure · 9 months
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THIS or THAT pt. 15
HORSE RACING 🏇 or RACING DOG 🐕 MATRYOSHKA 🙎‍♀️ or KOKESHI 🎎 DQ BLIZZARD 🥄 or MCFLURRY 🥛 TUG OF WAR 💪 or THREE LEG RACE 🦵 CHARLIE & CHOCO FACTORY 🍫 or JAMES & GIANT PEACH 🍑 GEMINI ♊ or SCORPIO ♏ BIRDS 🐦 or BEES 🐝 ZOO TYCOON 🐘 or ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON 🎢 LOS ANGELES 🎬 or LAS VEGAS 🎰 BUGS BUNNY 🐇 or DAFFY DUCK 🦆 KRAKEN 🐙 or NESSIE 🦕 MONEY 💰 or POWER 👑 MORAY EEL 🐍 or MANTA RAY 🔷 SAND MAN ⌛ or TOOTH FAIRY 🦷 COOKIE 🍪 or CREAM ⚪ APRIL SHOWERS 🌧 or MAY FLOWERS 💐 CROSSWORD PUZZLE 🔲 or WORD SEARCH 🔠 RED 🔴 or YELLOW 🟡 STRAWBERRY JAM 🍓 or GRAPE JELLY 🍇
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spacestorms · 1 year
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literally devastating that basically the only phones smaller than 5 inches tall are iphones
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enhaheeseung · 2 years
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I think I'm just always gonna go soft when you call me your baby🥰🤍
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Aww my baby is so cute🤍
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jailbating · 4 months
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hehe happy ive given my bfs nicknames on my phone 🌸🌸🌸
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queernarcissus · 4 months
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like. i know i should sign off anons but also. choosing an emoji or name is haaard
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revasserium · 9 months
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well of course I am going to play too, yellow coral and aqua
let’s play the color game! @dira333 <3
yellow: sorta kinda fangirl every time u post
uhM well i cry on the inside every time u send me anything on either asks or message sO u__u
coral: i'd love to know what goes on in your fucked up little brain
WELP. a lot and also nothing all at once if u know what i mean LOL. idk honestly its a mess in here but ur always welcome! :D
aqua: this is a threat we're baking cookies together
AM DOWN. i do have to preface this by saying -- i am NOT great at baking. much better at cooking. i dont do well with precision... much better with uh just like winging it
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a vent doodle with vy, my pains been doing bad and ive been like uber dizzy and i cant sleep
but im still having a fun time :3 just extra eepy and hungry
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grandlinedreams · 26 days
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|| Here is where all one-shots, drabbles, headcanons and otherwise pertaining to Archeron sibling!reader and Azriel will be found. Posts themselves are not titled but links will be for clarity sake, as well as linked in suggested reading order/chronological order. Other non-AS!reader and Azriel content will be linked in a separate post.
|| Key: ⚔ [action], 🌧 [angst], 🧸[comfort/fluff], ♨️[suggestive/smut]
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[Starflight ㅡ Azriel takes you on night time flight when you can't sleep. | 🌧🧸]
[Fighting Chance ㅡ determined to learn how to defend yourself, you didn't think you'd get the chance quite so soon. |⚔ 🌧🧸]
[Your Hand In Mine ㅡ Azriel isn't sure why you like his hands so much. But then again, he likes yours too. | 🌧🧸]
[Supernova ㅡ Trying to get a handle on your powers doesn't go quite as expected, and Azriel realizes you're not as okay as you'd like to be. | 🌧🧸]
[Cataclysm ㅡ You're not quite sure when Azriel became your safe space. | 🌧🧸]
[Dazzling Light ㅡ You put all the stars to shame, and Azriel's more than happy to prove it if you'll let him. | 🌧🧸♨️]
[Galaxy ㅡ you want anything and everything with Azriel. | 🧸]
[Starburst ㅡ you and Azriel welcome your firstborn into the world. | 🧸]
[Late Night ㅡ you and Azriel are slowly adjusting to parenthood. | 🧸]
[Scorch ㅡ Azriel would do anything to keep your daughter safe. | 🌧🧸]
[Early Morning ㅡ Azriel enjoys a rare morning where it's just the two of you. | ♨️🧸]
[Two ㅡ Aria's convinced she's right about becoming a big sister. | 🧸]
[Perfect ㅡ as you prepare welcome two new additions to your little family, Azriel is terrified he's going to lose you. | 🌧🧸]
[Growing Pains ㅡ Aria has a crush, and Azriel's struggling to come to terms with the fact she isn't a baby anymore. | 🧸]
[Shadows — River is more like Azriel than he thought. | 🧸]
[In Flight — Azriel teaches your children how to fly. | 🧸]
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petrichorium · 11 months
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the merman is back.
it’s a little weird how used to him you’ve gotten. he’d only shown up for the first time a few months ago, but when you’re largely alone out on the boat or in your oceanfront lab there’s no shortage of ways for him to visit with nobody around.
he’s yet to tell you a name, but after the first few weeks of silence he suddenly revealed a passable understanding of english; when he speaks it's rudimentary, but he clearly understands everything you say, even if he doesn’t listen half the time.
you haven’t gotten the nerve to get in the water with him. in fact, you haven’t gotten in the water at all since he arrived, even when your colleagues are around and he’s notably not. he’s massive, his tail alone being well over two meters long and possessing the torso of a man who would tower over you on dry land (a handsome man, you're begrudged to admit, with those broad shoulders and blood red eyes and that ash blond hair that somehow looks good immediately coming out of the water). he’s assured you in his blunt, curt way that of course he doesn’t want to eat you but you still have anxieties about getting out into the open water you’ve always loved and being pulled under by a fucking sea monster.
he’s getting bolder, though. when you take the boat out today, he follows it, like the dolphins used to back when you operated out of the keys; that sleek black body would be terrifying just from the size, like seeing a fully grown orca bump up against the hull.
and when you weigh anchor, almost immediately, the boat keels aftward when he pulls himself onto the deck.
you shriek and he immediately pins you with a steely glare. he’s never done that before. it’s fucking terrifying, though he’s not managed to drag his whole body up and you’re a little comforted by that. it’s just his arms—two massive, heavily muscled things that are flexed and crossed in front of him, holding his head, shoulders, and much of his human-like torso up out of the water with ease. that enormous tail trails behind him and it’s still terrifying to see, your heart skipping a beat every time the shimmering orange markings catch your eye.
you don’t know what you’ll do if he decides to come all the way onto the boat. he wouldn’t be able to maneuver that well, but where the fuck would you go? into the damn water?
“fucking christ!” you yelp. “don’t just do that, motherfucker!”
“calm,” he snaps as he rolls his eyes.
the urge to flip him the bird is overshadowed by the knowledge that he wouldn’t understand, and you’re too frazzled to explain what go fuck yourself means. instead, you turn back around to clean up the cabin that he’s managed to mess up.
“oi, human, come.”
you huff, shouting your name at him and pointedly refusing to turn away from your task. he’s clearly annoyed at that, and you belatedly realize that perhaps if you’re really that terrified of him coming onto the boat you shouldn’t provoke him. luckily, rather than heaving himself up, he jerks the entire hull.
it’s a smooth motion for him, gripping the stern and rolling his tail so that the boat moves with him. it’s like being out in a storm, and though you’re well aware that it’s just your needy visitor, your sea-hardened stomach still lurches at the familiar feeling.
you stumble out of the cabin, careful not to be thrown over the edge. “i’m out! holy shit, i have a damn job you know, i can’t spend all my time catering to your whims.”
he stops as soon as you get back on deck. “calm,” he tells you again, and you're really starting to hate the word, “too loud.”
“who’s fucking fault is that? don’t rock my damn ship.”
“sit,” he demands rather than apologizing.
there are a plethora of reasons not to. you won’t be able to get away quickly if you need to, you shouldn’t be encouraging his demands by obliging immediately, you really do have a job to do instead of… whatever this is—instead of listening to any one of those reasons, you ease yourself down with your legs crossed a little ways away from where he’s holding himself.
he snarls, baring a mouthful of sharp teeth. “closer.”
“no,” you snap. “not if you’re threatening me.”
his mouth shuts immediately, brow furrowed and lips pouting in an expression that’s less pleading or apologetic and more contemplative.
“not a threat,” he seems to settle on saying.
you roll your own eyes. “yeah. okay.”
“come here.”
“why?”
“wanna feel you.”
that throws you for a loop. what could he mean by that? you realize that perhaps he’s as fascinated by you as you are by him.
you’ve caught him staring at your body in the past. he’s never reacted like you’d expect—if you’d caught a human looking at you like that and then turning away when you caught his eye, he’d have been checking you out. but when it’s an apex predator of a different species, there’s an entirely different context, one you’re even less enthused about.
you’re standing before you’ve fully thought it through, fully freaked and ready for him to go. you barely get to uncross your legs, however, before he lunges.
it’s far faster than your not-normally-hunted-because-you’re-a-modern-person mind can follow. a cold, clawed hand snaps out to latch around your ankle and yanks you downward, slamming your back into the boat’s coarse deck and then dragging you towards the edge. there’s not even time for you to shriek.
this is it, you think. he’s going to eat you now; he’ll drag you under and rip you apart, or maybe he’ll drown you first as a mercy. you hope he doesn’t want to play with you further, drag you into the water and let go to make you swim because he wants a chase.
the moment your ankle hits the water he stops.
you’re breathing heavily, free leg still braced on the deck, arms finding purchase on a pole nearby. his whole body is underwater aside from his eyes and the very top of his head, but you can still see that massive dark shadow—only little flashes of that pretty orange-gold patterning visible as his scales glint beneath the sun—and it sends a thrill through you. he’s so ungodly enormous.
that hand is still around your ankle, but it’s looser now. his mouth is beneath the waves so he doesn’t speak, but his eyes are soft and almost regretful as he regards you.
“okay…” you move slowly, getting to a better position. it pulls your captive ankle from the water and the movement causes his grip to tighten as if he’s reluctant to remove it—he doesn’t stop you, but he doesn’t let you go. you’re forced to sit on the edge of the deck with your feet dangling over the side.
“let me feel you,” he tries again, as if he’s giving you a choice.
“ask,” you decide upon demanding. his words have made you realize, with a burst of shame and a promise to never tell anyone in the future, that you’re not entirely opposed to the strange rude merman feeling you.
you’re gifted a growl, not unlike the snarl from before but lacking the teeth. he’s learning, you realize, not only in not baring those terrifying weapons at you but also in removing his hand from your ankle.
“can i… touch you,” he spits out, like the words and your request are insulting.
and again you think there are far too many reasons to give in just like that. you’ve been around enough children to know that rewarding problematic behavior is hardly the way forward, but there’s a certain part of your brain that’s in control right now and it’s not particularly interested in breaking him of his demanding attitude (quite the contrary, to your chagrin, this very annoying part of your brain is enjoying it).
“are you sure you’re not going to eat me?”
“no eating.” he huffs, wrinkling his nose.
“what, i smell bad or something.”
he regards you, approaching a little closer, and you resist the urge to pull your legs up to hold your knees to your chest.
“smell good,” he says, “not like food.”
all right.
“fine, then. if you’re not going to take a bite out of my calf, then… sure. feel me, i guess.”
he’s just as fast as before, not even waiting for you to finish your sentence before he’s lashing out and grabbing your leg again. this time, he’s not looking at your face; he’s focused entirely on your feet, those big hands inspecting them thoroughly.
it’s rough, and you’re a little glad because if he’d been gentle it would have likely been too ticklish. he’s still careful with his massive claws; you’re sure they’re sharp enough to pierce your skin with ease, and he’s clearly skilled enough to avoid it. you’re more than thankful, because you’ve seen how he hunts with them (he’s dropped disemboweled fish in front of you before as strange gifts) and you don’t want your legs to end up like his prey even if he doesn’t eat you.
he moves on from your feet, both hands latching onto one calf and almost massaging it in reverence. his face is even closer now; you really ought to be more worried by the proximity of those teeth to your skin, but the fascination on his face is so enthralling.
by the time he reaches the back of your knee, you're tensing. while before he’d been mostly in the water, he’s very nearly at your height now, holding himself up by his grip on you and an awkward hold on the deck with his spare hand.
and then he’s at your thigh, and your breath is heavy.
because he’s basically laid out on your lap, one arm wrapped entirely around your upper leg such that his large palm rests flush, fingers spread, against the plush flesh of your inner thigh. and he’s no less fascinated, expression no less sincere, as he pulls further up to get closer.
“warm,” he says, more to himself than you. he blinks, as if shaking away a daze, and his eyes jump up from your thighs to look at your stomach. “soft…”
his head drops. you jump, caught up in the strange haze he's brought with him but snapping out of it as he lays his head on your lap. your heart thumps erratically, your breath long bated. he’s not looking at your thigh anymore, and not your face either—he’s locked on your stomach, your loose t-shirt having ridden up slightly to reveal more bare skin.
you ought to see it coming, really, but when that big, cold hand moves from your thigh to your torso, sliding smoothly beneath your shirt and running up your bare stomach, you yelp and jolt back.
he startles, and then he’s gone, slipping back off you and disappearing down into the murky water. you’re left panting, with nothing but a very wet body and the ghost of his touch on your legs…
and the heat of your face at the knowledge that, while you’d been surprised, you kind of wanted him to go further.
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pantalone who finds you’ve inherited your parents’ bakery—a quaint little thing, always struggling yet, having been in your family for generations, unable to be parted with. you’re a childhood friend, the weary ghost of a kind face who used to pass him warm bread bundled up in coarse muslin, daughter of a family with so very little who still gave what she could to the boy who had even less.
the first time he enters you put it all together. you’ve always been a clever one, and the way your eyes light up with recognition as you greet him has him recalling just how fond he’d been of you in his youth. the warmth of your bread and the warmth of your smile are cut from the same cloth. he gives you all the mora he has on hand that first visit, more the next, and comes to bring along all manner of priceless gems and opulent jewelry to gift you if only just to watch your eyes widen in awe and then dart up to stare at him in doe-like astonishment.
(he finds himself disappointed whenever he returns to see your flour-covered apron the only adornment on your person, though he knows how foolish it’d be for you to wear his gifts openly, practically begging for trouble)
you always say he gives you too much. you ask how many times you have to tell him he’s repaid whatever he thinks he owes tenfold. he reaches out to brush soft, cold knuckles against your cheek and give you an indulgent smile as he replies, at least once more.
you’ve certainly come to understand it’s never been about paying you back. someday soon, he thinks you know, he will no longer be satisfied by mere pastries and the brushing of knuckles.
someday soon he’ll no longer be able to ignore his desire to see you in his bed draped in every lavish token of his affection he could possibly dream up.
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raspberriesntea · 10 months
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Deciding to be a drink girlie to fill my tummy up instead of snacking like taking time to make fancy low cal drinks
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agentstarkid · 1 month
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KALOPSIA ✦ DR3
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Kalopsia, a Greek term that encapsulates the enchanting phenomenon of seeing something as more beautiful than it truly is. In matters of love, kalopsia paints an exquisite portrait of romantic delusion— a state where the heart, intoxicated by affection, transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary. It's the magic that turns a shared gaze into a symphony of stars and a simple touch into a dance of cosmic forces. In the realm of kalopsia, love is not just seen; it's felt in the kaleidoscope of emotions that color the world with a unique, intoxicating brilliance.
✦ pairing: daniel ricciardo x famous!latina!reader
✦ type: social media au
✦ fc: becky g
✦ warnings: female!reader, fluff, mentions of sexual acts, age gap, language, internet meanies, angst if you squint.
✦ pit wall live: Holii loves! Happy Valentine's Day in advance to those who celebrate! ❤️ And to those who don't -like me- Happy Galentine's Day! Feliz San Solterín! or, Happy random February day! 🙈 Here's a little treat for y'all! I know it's been almost two months, and I'm so sorry! But I got a new job and it's been stressful ngl + my work hours aren't the best and I get home super late. So please, have patience with me and with the next chapters! I haven't given up on this and I have so much planned 😊 Let me know what you guys think of this chapter! ❤️
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pauljasonklein didn’t trip once yay! yourinstagram ily lil sis! “i quit drinking” out everywhere now x
userA "lil sis" lmao everyone who started shit last year about them rn: 🤡
danielricciardo the first 1000 replays are mine alone 🥰
user I'm so obsessed with this song, been repeating more than 10x a day🙌❤️
user2 userig we are totally jamming y/n tomorrow, you better be ready
kelseaballerini THIS IS STUNNING
user3 I listened to this song yesterday over 100 times laying by the pool. BEST SONG ❤️❤️❤️❤️
halsey you're both amazing ❤️
user4 Thank you so much for this! We always look for that perfect song that represents something or someone in our life. I’ve been searching for a long time and this song perfectly represents my ex and my past relationship to a “T” and why I had to quit drinking.
chloestroll Amazing work! 🔥❤️
user5 isn't this the dude who she cheated on her bf with last year? lol
userA apparently it wasn't just last year 😂
kaceymusgraves I love the way you're willing to take risk yourinstagram, this is your time. I'm so happy for you! ❤️
user6 Goosebumps
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yourinstagram Your light brightens my world and your spirit is as infectious as your laughter ❤️ Cheers to you, my love! Feliz cumpleaños, mi vida! 🥳🎂
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danielricciardo Gracias for being my brightest light, my love ❤️
marcusmumford happy lap around the sun flashman 🥳
user ai que gato 😍
daxshepard Happy birthday Aussie boy 😘
user2 happy birthday fellow July born
user3 vocês são tão fofos juntos!
user4 🥂🍾 HBD Honey Badger 🥂🍾 Love you from Thailand 🇹🇭
ausgp HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE AUSSIE!! ❤️
user5 omg omg max liked 😱
chloestroll Happy birthday DR! 🥳🍾
user6 what was he doing in that last video yourinstagram 😂
yourinstagram that day he visited me in the studio and ryantedder let him be the producer for a few minutes, and well, it was chaos 😂❤️
martingarrix 🥳🍾❤️
user7 THE BABY BADGER WITH A FERRARI SHIRT?? WHAT IS AIR?!
yourinstagram A philosopher once said: Everybody is a Ferrari fan...❤️ userA are you a Ferrari fan yourinstagram? yourinstagram aren't we all? I'm a Tifosa at heart ❤️ user7 OMG OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ANSWER ME
itsvittoriasousa Iza says: Happy birthday, Tío Danny! danielricciardo 🥳
yourmomsinstagram Feliz cumpleaños Danielito! ❤️ next time you come around, a big cake and a plate of your favorite meal will be waiting for you!
user8 LO QUE LOS AMO ES INMENSURABLE!!
conangray HBD DAD
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yourinstagram i've been very very busy ☀️🏝️🌿🏞️❤️
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user they're so precious and I will fight anyone who disagrees
user2 THAT NOTE!!!! 😭 just the most darling ugh I can't with them
nina well deserved ❤️
itsvittoriasousa those little toes in the havainas 😭❤️
yourinstagram I KNOOOOW!!! I CAN'T HANDLE IT 😭😭😭
danielricciardo Being your co-pilot on this is a mix of thrill and questionable decisions 🤷‍♂️ Let's do it all over again, shall we?
yourinstagram "questionable decisions" is all you 🙈 I'm an angel 😇 landonorris wasn't lucifer an angel? yourinstagram mclaren come pick up your kid, it's past his bedtime mclaren 👀👀👀
user3 "BIG DICK" I'M SCREAMING!!!!!! WHO GOT HIM THAT SHIRT??
user4 get that d girl 🔥🔥
evalongoria I love seeing you being happy ❤️
user5 does she have to flaunt every little message he leaves her? those are personal, attention seeking behavior lmao
user6 look at my pookie floating in the river 😍 I also wanna be held by daniel while I sit on his lap 😭
charles_leclerc next time you're in town we should all go karting 😊
userA sharls what are you doing here???? 😂 userB not my man out here shooting his shot in public lmaooo userC nah girl he's a known y/n-girlie, he's just trying to look cool meanwhile he's probably fangirling right now 🤣 joris_trouche can confirm userC 😂
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kymillman F1'S MOST POPULAR COUPLE?
My post of this couple on Friday was my biggest of the day by a mile! Will it be again today? Fellow Western Australian Daniel Ricciardo and Latin Superstar Y/N L/N arriving together for Saturday's Sprint Race (1st. photo) where Daniel managed to finish 3rd., and were seen again this morning walking around the Italian paddock before the race, where Daniel starts in P2.
For A3 prints, hand-signed & numbered by a range of drivers/team principals head to kymillman.com #f1 #formula1 #signedprints #monzagp #DanielRiccardo #Y/NL/N
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user love their height difference 🥰 i wanna put her in my pocket 🤏🏽
user2 She's so stunning omgggg 😍
user3 This is just ridiculous her mind and her style and how cute she is, beyond anything else on the grid
user4 She is a wannabe singer following him like a dog to every race.
userA sorry I can't hear your whinning over her 3 grammy's, 2 golden globes nominations, 9 latin grammy's and other multiple awards 🙂
user4 gawdddd dayhuummmmm 😍😍😍 the girl is pretty good too I guess
user5 is it hot or cold in italy?? I can't decide with what she's wearing
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yourinstagram MONZA WINNER BABYYYY!!! 🍾🍾🍾 From the roar of the engines to the victory kiss, every moment with you is a celebration and sharing these victories with you is my favorite kind of joy ❤️🏆 Beyond proud of my champion danielricciardo for this incredible weekend!! Look at that dazzling smile 😍 Monza wasn't just a race; it was a masterpiece of determination and talent, a testament to your dedication and passion for this sport and your team. Monza is for the dreamers, and you, my love, have made our dreams dance on this iconic track. 🏁
The Honey Badger never 👏🏽 left 👏🏽❤‍🔥
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danielricciardo thank you for always being in my corner, mi amor! Ti amo all'infinito ❤️
user english, spanish and italian; the polyglot romeo 😂❤️
yourinstagram Also, congrats to mclaren for their 1-2! 🧡
mclaren you were our lucky charm this weekend 🧡
jensonbutton Ricky Bobby did it again!
user "Monza is for the dreamers" WHY AM I CRYING SO HARD?? YOU'RE SO RIGHT Y/N
landonorris That was fun, let's do it again but I'm coming first next time danielricciardo
userA WHAT DID HE SAAAAAAY??!! 👀👀 maxfewtrell mate, do you even read what you write before you post things? userB "but I'm coming first next time" SJKLDJFKAS
user2 I can't explain the scream I let out when he jumped down from his car and ran straight to where she was to kiss her
user3 me entró un árbol entero en el ojo 😭
user4 quien pudiera ser ella para que daniel corra a plantarle tremendo beso 😪
lilymhe congrats to my wife's boyfriend! 🥳
alexalbon 🤨❓ yourinstagram did she stutter alexalbon? 👀
user5 bestie give him the best night of his life and blow his mind off for us, he deserves it 🤭😭
carmenmmundt Dining out again is a must next time we see each other! Also, congrats to Daniel 👏🏻😊
user6 "It's a team effort, and having her in my team makes all the difference" crying, shaking, pulling my hair out
userA they keep showing me that I've never really been loved 🫠
user7 she's so real for dedicating "willow" to him in her stories and simping for him 🥴 because honestly I'd do the same
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danielricciardo Happy birthday to this gangster! 🎉 You're officially a year older, wiser, and stuck with me. Here's to more laughter, adventures, and convincing you that my dance moves are, in fact, impressive. Cheers to you, mi amor! 🥳🎂❤️
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yourinstagram Stuck with you? More like blessed to be on this wild ride with someone that makes every moment an adventure! Te amo una galaxia entera! ❤️
scottyjames31 Daniel is a tiny bit less annoying because of you yourinstagram 😛 Sending massive birthday vibes your way, Sparky!
user if these two ever break up, we riot.
userA both of them posting each other's baby pics I CAN'T
marcusstoinis HBD Sparky! 🥳
userA I saw Scotty called her Sparky too, so that means his mates gave her a nickname?? 🥺 userB userA she did spend a few months in 🇦🇺 and she was part of the lockdown challenges the guys used to do + they've been together for some time now 😊 userC this is so so fucking adorable omg
kristenanniebell happy birthday gorgeous ❤️
user2 why is she with my man??? why can't I be her???
kylieminogue cheers to you, my darling! yourinstagram 🎉❤️
user3 bro r u kidding
gerihalliwellhorner Wishing you the happiest of birthdays yourinstagram! May your day be as bright and wonderful as your spirit ❤️
user4 this fucking caption man
user5 You should focus on driving better than on this nonsense.
pierregasly feliz cumpleaños mon ami yourinstagram
mclaren Happy birthday, Y/N! 🧡
user6 you gunna marry her
user7 Mate, you made a stupid move and now it has backfired. You should've stayed at RB FFS !! It's so painful to watch you struggle on each and every race weekend from a fan's POV and you keep getting distracted with this girl 🤧🤧😮‍💨
user8 I always knew she would find someone better than who-shall-not-be-named
chloestroll yourinstagram your presence lights up every room, and your kindness touches every heart. May this year bring you all the joy and fulfillment you deserve, babe! Happy birthday! 🥳❤️
trevornoah Happy birthday to the incredible Y/N!
user9 happy birthday mrs. honey badger!! 🥳🥳🥳
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f1gossippofficial Daniel arrived at the paddock this Sunday, accompanied by his current girlfriend Y/N (entered through separate gates), the girl was also at the McLaren garage on Friday! She was accompanied by her friends!
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user she understood the assignment
user2 The dedication to the tradition and the sheer adorableness is unmatched.
user3 in Y/N we trust 🙌
user4 What the hell is she even wearing? She should have just showed up in booty shorts because that skirt is too short, maybe she wants to impress the other drivers more i guess 😂
userA user4 i don't necessarily like her but that's literally such a dumb reason to hate on her 💀
user5 Y/N showing up in a cowboy-inspired outfit with Daniel is the level of couple coordination we didn't know we needed
user6 they arrived separately
f1gossippofficial They just entered through different gates, but they arrived together 🤷‍♀️
user7 Cowboy chic just got a whole new meaning
user8 she looks so cheap lol
user9 daniel ricciardo and his shadow
user10 She's always gorgeous. No wonder these haters are jealous haha
user11 Y/N stepping into the cowboy tradition with Daniel at the Austin GP is the sweetest thing!
user12 the amount of hate this girl gets is absurd!!! you dont know her. are you all seriously this deluded and jealous?!?! get a life she's a gorgeous girl who has done nothing wrong leave the poor girl alone
userA she's a cheater and a liar, Daniel deserves so much better userB userA do you have proof of what you're accusing her of? where you there to witness it when it happened? no? so shut the hell up
user13 Did anyone else's heart melt seeing them in their cowboy outfits? They're like a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, but with way more style. Love it!
user14 I can't understand how people keep criticizing a person and relationship that they don't even know. If the girl can afford to be in all the GP's then congratulations, it's her life, not ours. Stop being so intense with a relationship that is not even yours, live your way and let others live theirs. Let's just enjoy the sport and respect drivers private life
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danielricciardo Oh boy. Halloween 21’ 🎃
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user I think the scariest thing is that it actually suits ya 😂
user2 El sonrisas
daxshepard same time next year?
user3 everything was good until I saw her in the girl's pic ugh 🙄🤢
user4 BLAKE ❤️❤️❤️
user5 you couldn't get that smile off of his face if you tried
user6 are Daniel and Y/N still in texas???
user7 great pics & your Y/N looks so cute!!! ❤️👻😍
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sofiavergara Brilla y nunca dejes de hacerlo ❤️🌟
rosalia.vt Reina, siempre has sido oro. Sigue brillando con todo tu arte ✨💖
user can someone translate what she's saying for the non-spanish spearkers please? 🥲
userA "Ay, to be honest, I'm not worth it... I'm worth my weight in gold, dammit!" 😊
karolg Grítalo mami!!!!
user2 she really said: idgaf what y'all think of me, I know I'm THAT bitch! 💅 And I respect her so much for it 👏
shakira Totalmente de acuerdo, Y/N! Eres oro puro. ✨
selenagomez You've always been pure gold, babe. Keep shining ❤️
rubendias 💙
manuelturizo acá reina, se te calló esto 👑
user3 Eres más valiosa que anything in the whole universe
llane eres un tesoro inigualable, hermanita ❤️
lali a vos se te reza 🧎‍♀️
maluma Exactamente, hermana. Tu valor es como el oro, irremplazable. I love you ❤️
jbalvin Que siga brillando fuerte esa estrella tuya, hermanita 🌟
user4 I'm gonna sit here waiting patiently for Daniel's comment so I can know everything is alright and that we shouldn't panic 🫠🫠🫠
userA it's been more than 5 hours and no comment yet, but he did give it a like though
user5 WOMEN SUPPORTING WOMEN 🤝🏽
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yourinstagram 2021 was filled with moments of all kinds. Wanted to share the ones that made me smile even in the hardest of times. With the new year on the horizon and big changes coming soon I just wanted to take a moment to say I am so proud of us… We're a team.
Can’t wait for more of this in 2022 🌺 the type of laughs that hurt your cheeks, make your tummy hurt, & feed your soul. Beyond thankful ❤️
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danielricciardo Always a team ❤️
userA and the ring when?
user DANIELITO MADE IT TO THE POST, DAN-Y/N NATION!!!!! 😭
userA we can breath now, we are NOT children of divorce!!! 😭❤️
badbunny ¡Pa'rriba siempre, Y/N! Que este año nuevo te traiga pura buena vibra y éxito. 🚀💫
user2 MOTHER ❤️
user3 The photo with Dan sitting on the floor and leaning on Y/N's leg while she's running her hands through his hair gave me extra years of life 😭
taylorswift Your spirit shines so bright, and I'm excited for all the wonderful moments this year will bring us. I love you! ✨💖
luisfonsi Happy New Year, Y/N! Que este nuevo año te traiga más éxitos y alegrías 🥂
corey_wilson Happy New Year!
charles_leclerc maman I've made it 😎 Bonne année Y/N!
pierregasly I demand another lap and another photo because I'm not on this one yourinstagram 😤 Bonne année mon ami! ❤️
userA piEEEEERREE gasLYYYYYY!! userB did they all go go-karting? Rue when was this? 🧐 userC it was only Charles, Pierre, Daniel and George! It was in Austin userD so you're telling me they were all together and this is the only photo we have?
georgerussell63 pierregasly I'm not in the photo either! she destroyed you mate, admit it 😂 And I also demand a new one yourinstagram 🤨
fioamato Happy New Year filled with lots of love and laughter 🎊💖
iamdannaschwarz Beyond grateful to have you as a friend ❤️
itsvittoriasousa We love you to the moon and back! 🌙💖
user4 Happy Enchanted/Enchanté day to those who celebrate!
user5 we officially survived 2021, everybody!
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In the hands of a madman [♥︎🖤]
Own you [♥︎♡☆]
Only mine [♥︎♡♤]
Teddy bear [♥︎🖤]
For myself [♥︎♤👥️☆]
For myself, pt. 2 [♥︎♤🖤]
Toxic spring breeze [♥︎♡]
Masquerade massacre / Dance with death [♥︎🖤👥️☆]
Alternative ending [♥︎🖤👥️]
Break you [♥︎🖤👥️♤]
Not a joking matter [♥︎♤🌧]
Jealousy makes people blind [♥︎🖤]
In the middle of the night [♥︎♡☆🖤]
I'd kill for you! [♥︎♡🌧☆]
Run, my little dove [♡♥︎♤]
The cynical playhouse [♥︎🖤👥️☆🌧♡]
I've got my eye on you [♥︎♡]
I'll take care of you [♥︎♡]
Escaping a madman[♥︎]
My valentine[♥︎♡]
"Do you like me too?" [♡♥︎]
Cat & Mouse [♥︎🖤🌧👥️☆]
Hold my heart [🖤♥︎♡🌧]
In a maze of horror [♥︎♡🖤]
You can't hide from me [♥︎🖤👥️]
Monopoly boy [♥︎♡ — a bit nsfw]
White bunny [♥︎🌧♤]
The witty and uncanny [♥︎♡♤☆]
Catch the queen[♥︎🖤]
Young Love ♥︎♡🌧
Stay like this [♥︎♤♡]
Best for you [♥︎🖤👥️️♤🌧]
Bewitched [♥︎♡🖤👥️] — ALL CHARACTERS
Hurting [♥︎♡] — a bit suggestive
Deja vu / welcome home [♥︎👥️️]
Hunted [♥︎🖤👥️️♤]
P.O.V [♥︎🖤👥️☆♤🌧]
In our own world [♥︎♡]
Panic point [♥︎♡]
Dance, my puppet [♥︎]
Drunk off of you [♥︎♤] — suggestive
In the basement [♥︎🖤👥️♤🌧]
Secrets [♤♥︎🖤👥️☆]
Uncanny connection [♤♥︎🖤👥️🌧]
Stolen part [♥︎♤🌧]
Like a fly in a trap [🖤♡♥︎🌧]
Things you shouldn't see [♥︎🖤]
Make things right? Or make them worse? [♥︎🖤👥️🌧]
Be mine (you have no fucking choice) [♥︎🖤♤ ☆ ]
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