Vacations
Vacations in the Peraltiago household are CHAOTIC at best.
Christmas - starts in July. Amy has cascading Binders, Mac is scouring the internet for cheap travel bundles, and Jake is trying to make sure that Mac is done with his school work before the holidays and so on and so forth.
Christmas week is 'if the house doesn't burn down, it's a victory kinda thing, with back to back parents visits, visits from all of amy's bros and Jake's half siblings, THEN godparents, THEN Terry's families _takes deep breath_.
You know how that goes.
Then there's the whole gifting shenanigans that's an entire ask all on it's own.
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Gina, we've been looking all over for you. You can't just disappear and leave a sign on your desk that says "Gone leavin'."
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1x12 - Pontiac Bandit
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*on a call*
Annabeth: Babe, I'm breaking up-
Percy: I'm pregnant.
Annabeth: I meant the phone.
Percy: Right, sorry. I panicked.
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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2.08 | USPIS
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Every day I look up for a few minutes and thank God or whoever else is out there, that the writers of Brooklyn Nine Nine never ever ever added a cheating plot line to any character. Didn't even make them think any such thing. Thank fuck. You can sing piña colada over a corpse but by God you WILL be madly in love with your partner
(Context: watching New girl. This is I think the third sitcom where they've put in a cheating plotline for NO REASON. )
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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | 6.13 “The Bimbo”
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Top 5 Jake sexual partners
1. Amy santiago
2. Sofia Perez
3. Josephine (his gf at the academy)
4. Laura (a one night stand)
5. Genevive (rookie year girlfriend)
Edit 1:
Also Oscar Issac is smack dab in the middle between Amy and Sofia lol
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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
1x03 - The Slump
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We know absolutely nothing abour Phillip but I just know that he’s the Kevin Cozner to Benoit Blanc’s Holt.
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taylor swift supremacy, a reminder by jake peralta
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